Hiring an escort for the first time in my life. Talked to both of them...

danny and bia

right is way hotter, how much is this costing you

Did you do your due dilligence to make sure their pictures aren't fake? Do you have escort review boards in your area to tell if they are decent service providers?

If they both check out then I would go with #2

I enjoy fucking two for the price of one

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they arent, i asked for amateur pics of them. none looked shopped tbh. didnt find any reviews of them, there are a lot of options here, it is kinda hard to find a bigger quantity of reviews other than a single random guy

Obv 2
1 has fake tits
But why dont you talk to them again and see which one would connect with you like be more relaxed and comfy

well, seems like you guys are pretty much on an agreement for #2

well, #1 if you want a surprise penis
#2 if you want an insecure chubby caked in makeup

I also learned to avoid tattoo chicks. I used to think they were cool but nowadays I avoid them,

why the dick?
and i asked #2 for a pic without make up, she honestly still looks cute

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lots of opinions about tattooed girls, why is that? and mainly, why is that a red flag for escorts?

Honestly I can't even tell them apart. Picture 2 could be the girl from 1, with her hair blocking the tattoo.

What services do they say that they are into?

right, but in any case be prepared for what they look like IRL to differ quite a bit from the picture. Sometimes looking like a totally different person.

that's also not without makeup, but I'd take a pass on #1 just for the rock hard fake tits

that and about 10 years

yeah, you see my type lol. well, im not really into different stuff, so i just asked the usual, anal, pussy and kissing kek. Forgot to mention that left one was open to letting me record it, which is nice

2

yeah, i noticed that it is just a natural make-up, but she isnt going to meet me without make up, so not really a worry i guess. and yeah, not really a big fan of fake tits, but damn they look nice on her

2, 2 some more, a third round of 2, and then 2 again.

I say you have them both meet, tell them to titfight and sexfight.. loser cums first.. then go with the winner.

welp, dont have all that money, but one time is for sure

Which one has a cock? Pick that one.

what do you mean loser cums first? did not get the end of the plan kek

OP. OP is the loser

does any of those have a cock?

damn, that is an intricate plan, dont think op can reproduce it

Just prepare to be disappointed, prostitutes rarely give a shit. Often times its fake and ungratifying

They're both winners, but I'd pick #2.

I love banging escorts! I just fucked this 22 year old latina this afternoon!

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a bit chubby for me, but really cute face, looks like #2 actually

what sites do you use to find them?

Fuck them both

Yup, she was chubby but cute. I like variety. That's what I like about the escort game, you can try all sorts of different shapes, colors, and sizes. A really cute, short, chubby Latina with big tits was exactly what I was in the mood for today.

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Id say the one thats less bitchy, let say they are not doing you a fucking favor so they need to be willing to do every dirty thing you want. I commend you op fuck that pussy then get more pussy, befor you a re married and cant have no fun.

i know man, being really honest with you, i just want to fuck a hot girl lol, even if she stays still, i would still pay for it

no op, but unless you are in USA or some country that bans escorts, just look up for sites in your area, should be pretty easy

Yeah, escorts can be lots of fun. Its a risky business though. I've ended up in some sketchy situations. I always do a lot of research now before booking anyone, thankfully in my area I have plenty of resources available to me.

yeah, wish i had that money

The one on the right. She looks younger and her body seems softer.

depends, if you are outside of us just dont go for the extra cheap ones that you are safe

Backpage was the best, but now it's gone. I have to use a combination of skipthegames, listcrawler, and a couple others.

yeah, it is pretty much an agreement for left one. will talk to her today to set it up

oops, right one*

Yeah, I live in the Philadelphia / South New Jersey area and there's lots of review sites that help me pick. But I've gotten pretty good at spotting fake ads.

which one has the girlpenis? I'd say two has a shrimper so yeah, 2.

my man, i will put a 10 inch dildo in my ass if #2 has a dick, no way in hell. if i was op would just go for it, not even doubt

a shrimper l o l

>listcrawler
Which part of listcrawler? There's a bunch of free over 40 fucks. Looks like BS to me.

>ywn be surprised mid-raging-boner-frantic-clothes-peeling by a girl with a cute penis

why live?

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>not posting all their pics
weak thread

tbh i was waiting for someone to ask, but the thread seemed to be on an agreement for two, so didnt even matter lol

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Tips/resources for safely using escorts and avoiding cops?

https:// escortalligator.com.philadelphia.listcrawler. com/

move to somewhere where it is not illegal kek

Yeesh, only in Seattle
escortalligator.com.seattle.listcrawler.com/post/34420529/

1 looks better in this one

well, okay, maybe i shoulve posted more before jumping to conclusions kek

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they do look fairly similar lol

what site do you find your escorts user, if you don't mind me asking

It’s a red flag for women

> kissing

What you need is love my user.

no doubt, i have a type lol

do you not kiss girls that you have casual sex with? wtf

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best pic of 1 worst of 2

still 2

I feel like 1 looks sluttier she always has her face on display

i mean, people mostly agree on two, so not much to think. talking to #2 now

ask her for a specific pic

highly doubt she would send it, why though? and what kind of pic?

show us your talk

pussy shot. want to see that bush or bare

she for sure will not send it, she has written on her profile that she doesnt send pics.
you guys understand portuguese? kek

How don't u know it's not a cop with a fake profile pretending to be an escort?

fully legal where i live man

americans thinking the whole world is like america p e p e

Lucky you. I kinda want to try it but don't wanna risk it

How much user? What are the services and fees? Means a lot

Wait... you mean the rest of the world is not like America?
WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?

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you dont man, i live in california, ive done multiple times just by searching on tinder, if someone gets fucked its them, not you, thats for sure

I admire your choice. Anymore pics of her?

350 Reais, which is like 84 dollars. they do it all for that price. They basically just charge more for weird fetish stuff. but even anal is included by that price

damn, i want to go to brazil, that is really really fucking cheap for high-level escorts

how safe is Brazil for an Ameritard?

depends on where you are going, most ameritards go to Rio which can be quite complicated, because the Favelas are pretty close to tourist places, so if you dont have someone that knows the place, not very good. if you go to the south though, like Curitiba or Porto Alegre, its an easy win, the chance of you getting robbed there is really really small, the escorts arent 10/10, cause those came to Rio and SÃo Paulo because of the tourists. but the girls there are easily the best

welp, i was going to answer that, but user pretty much summed it great would just add that São Paulo is for sure better than Rio de Janeiro. There is a place there called "Itaim Bibi" pretty much the center of all the top-level escorts

what about the language barrier? how fucked is someone who doesn't know Portuguese?

not a problem at all, most people speak english, high-end escorts mainly. you can move through the city just by using Uber, as most of them are actually people who have graduated college and speak a bit of english at least

brazil is a funny place, it really adapted itself for tourists because of the fame it has, both in a good way, as people speak more english and all and in a bad way as people will prob try to charge more for something kek. basically just use Reais, if you use dollars people will try to charge more of you, quite easy. hookers are 200 dollars in us apparently, so even if a hooker here charges more in Reais, doesnt even get close

69 checked and thanks for the info user

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thanks user

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Curitiba is the best city in the whole country, then florianopolis, Porto Alegre is kinda dangerous, same as Rio, for whores stick to Sao Paulo...

kek, and if you ever come to brazil, post a thread in Yea Forums, for sure brazilians will help kek. we love seeing other brazilians getting fucked by trying to scam someone

agreed, porto alegre has better hookers than curitiba and florianopolis though. São Paulo is great if you stay near Itaim bibi, Moema...

as a fellow ameritard, ive went to brazil 2 times, são paulo was expensive as fuck, obviously not anywhere near like florida where i live, but prob twice the price of other places there

will do user , preciate you fam

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where can these whores be found? online or are they out and about?

I feel bad for you guys who have to jump through these kind of hoops for escorts. Here in Germany there are so many so-called "sauna clubs", which are basically wellness/spa clubs with lots of fully naked 18-25yo Romanian qt hookers walking around. This way you can see the goods right then and there before taking one of the girls to a private room. Also, it's easy to get helpful advice from regulars about the service quality of specific girls. Legal prostitution is fucking awesome.

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also 69 checked and I agree as an American this country is shit, they treat their citizens like children, Im moving soon without a single fuck to give

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ive went to Germany one time, but one thing ive noticed is that you guys dont really have escort sites, or was i just too retarded to find good ones? i talked to a friend of mine that lived there for a few years and he said all the high-end hookers ended up just working at clubs like those, which was a bit of a turn-off for me, but idk

If you value anonymity and don't want to meet other johns in the club area you can always just visit a normal brothel, called "Laufhaus" here. Some girls also just work from private apartments, but those are usually more bottom of the barrel.

Anyway, once you've overcome the initial shyness of being in one of the clubs and start talking and having a few beers with the regulars, the club thing is really quite nice. The clubs usually also have the expensive tv sports channels booked, so many guys just go there on the weekend to watch football with the boys, a quick massage/sauna session and 1 or 2 quick rooms with their favorite girls. One of the best ways to spend a Saturday haha

69 checked jesus christ

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and another one lots of 69 in this thread

but like, i will be going there again at the end of the year, is there a way to find some highend level hookers online or something like that?

this thread actually convinced me to travel to brazil and hire escorts. brazil here i go

Last time I enjoyed paid company was with two russian girls I met at their hotel room. It's a special kind of feel to have two girls working together to please you. These girls were good friends and their performance proved that. Escorts are expensive but well worth it. I've learned a lot from escorts about how to touch, talk and act around girls. The girls I've picked up, thanks to improved game from escorts, get tired easily and just lay there and dont do anything. Really disappointed with the "free" sex so far where I always have to do everything to finish. Paid is better in my experience. Can also talk to them about anything and they will listen. Just like how talking to the bartender always work because she gets paid for customer service with a smile. They want you to come back. Good luck to the anons who take the escort pill.

were you in Russia user?

No. Norway. A lot of escorts from all over the world come here because it's a rich country and they can easily make a ton of money. It also helps the girls that selling sex is legal, but buying is illegal which is retarded but thats what feminism gets you. One Czech girl I met told me she made almost $7000 in two weeks. That's a damn good salary in my opinion.