Rekt thread, give me what you got

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kek

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story?

>best rekt thread ever

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She sneezed with her eyes open

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>never go super saiyan indoors

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Bump

Wtf are we looking at here?

Aurora Borealis

"You ran into me"

And that's why you always see chink drivers just killing fuckers and rolling on they're tired of all the bullshit

Probably a gas leak. In NA they use a harsh smell in natural gas because it doesn't have an odor. I'm no expert obviously.

Fucking niggers

bump

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gotta ask. what is the story here what's going on? how does one inflate and deflate their skull>? do you ahve more information?

Not sure I belive that the reason of that is a severe inflammation, probably because of the hits he got in the face.

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Story?

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Quick, she's distracted. RAPE HER!

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They must've mistaken the leaking propane for Tumeric or something. Either way, what fags.

This is the most nigger thing I've ever seen in my life

Anyone remember the episode of pokemon where they went full retard and gave james bigger tits than misty?

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Holy shit! And then they fucking killed him

if we got rid of people who smoke this wouldnt happen

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hehe

what the fuck?

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omg I love this one so much LOOOOL she's wearing a dress xD and she runs away after LMAO!!!

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omg LOOOOOOL

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LOL, but he got caught on camera! Dumbass! Lmaooooo
Also I'm pretty sure a medical doctor can figure out that his injuries are bullshit and don't make sense

Pretty sure it was nerve gas

puto

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Why don't they stay in their lanes???
What the hell??? No wonder so many traffic accidents in THIS COUNTRY...

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Carrot Top wasn't pleased that two monkeys were fighting over who steal his car. He came over, kicked the lower moneky in the face and screamed
You've Just Been Kicked In The Face

This new strain is LIT fam, strait gas!

And they don't even signal when lane changing right in front of another dude... What the F... SO bad at driving...…. omg..

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China - The Country That Said "Fuck You!" to Safety Cutoffs

dude the amount of rear neck/spinal injuries in this thread is making me anxious to do anything

dindu

saved that kid from a lifetime of ridicule.

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can we all agree, that this creature would better serve himself and the entire world, wrapped in chains and made to pick fruit?

so glad shes resting. must have been so exhausting shitting that out.

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lol China, can't even build a damn sewer properly.

some people cant appreciate anything.

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Fucking bug people can't even walk on the god damn sidewalk.

hes probably hurt
>disengages machine to see if he is alright
OH SHIT THE PRESS JOB IS OPEN NOW!
>runs to boss to be first in line for the newly open job position.

Xd

rock coated in nerve gas

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this is not what I mant by twisting one up with the boys chang!

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Indiana Jones 7: Raiders of the lost infrastructure

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>"yall hear something?"

stupid

nothing dumb about nerve gas my dude

face smashed...like when you get a broken nose, if you blow your nose your eye will pop out. But this guy has nose and whole face busted

the nigger was assaulting that fine young man so he defended himself and another guy came and helped

Kek

Thats why we don't drag our kids through traffic, you dumb zipper head bitch.

No, that is a can of nerve gas.

>I'm pretty sure a medical doctor can figure out that his injuries are bullshit
Highly unlikely, but the video is enough evidence to deal with his ass.

Bump

at this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within that phone store?

from what i remember the kid stole his gun and refused to give it back to him, don't really know how true that is

jesus sure saved her from the niggers

Black Lives Splatter

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If someone did that shit to me I'd turn the camera off and beat the shit out of them. Just kick the shit out of his head, claim I didnt know anything about his injuries... must of happened when he was banging himself against my windshield.

You got me

U fucking asshole i dropped my phone holy shit

This is fucking amazing

I waana eat dat ass

Is this really real?

Nice

is reality real?

Natural selection

Depends on who you ask

ugh so fake

You really fell for that? You deserve to drop your phone. Do it again.

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it's not rape, it's a cultural thing

Where was this? South Africa like ten years ago or something? If this happened in America today it would probably make international news headlines and SJWs would be out for blood.

What the fuck you need to do to rip off your face like that.

chekt. this is the best rekt thread ever

Nigger I

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He threw the child to make them go after it.

Smartass

Nerve gas

Omg
What the fuck is wrong with you!
MODS

>ching chong writing in the top corner

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Fake.

That's badass

Actually this is a nerve gas symptom
Causes the infected to hurt themselves

Nerve gas caused the victim to attack

Nerve gas

gas of the nerves

Masculine white dudes knocked them niggs out and feminine white dudes came to help them niggs

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "finland isn't real" quip. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on reddit posting about a nordic country. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "Finland isn't real" poster. A pathetic unfunny "Finland isn't real" poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FINLAND ISN'T REAL FINLAND ISN'T REAL EASTERN SWEDEN LMAO" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

thor had enough of them nigs

This copy pasta looking fresh

Its been about 12 years since i first saw this and it never gets easier :c

The gigantic gates did nothing in this case

story?

Fuck off you furfag mutt. c:

GET THAT GIRL!!

checked
thanks for making a random anons day a little better

I'm amazed his skin didn't rip. I assume all of his insides are liquid after something like thst

360 no scope

and funky

jacket had to come off for the final head slam. fucked that dude up good. wow.

Geez, dude its only shovel dog, how fucking new are you?

wait did a gun owner just deter a crime?

the liberals lied to me

"They leave me alone when I stay down, I had better get back up!"

smoking kills

must be one of those video dating entries

worthless niggers

fukkin nogs

Niggers.....

this really is more of a white people crime

Those race traitors who tried to help the niggers must die.

Niggering niggers of Niggertown.

Shut up, nigger.

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Nigger.

Flawless Victory

Deth.

Double tap all niggers pls.

says the guy responding to a stale copypasta that gets posted here at every rekt thread, neck yourself

keep an eye out for the ambulance

Nothing Toxic... The good old days.

Lucky. Almost hit the car.

What compels people to do this?

sexual frustration brought on by being raised by a single mother

Son of a bitch you actually got me. I have no idea why, I've seen this kind of gag dozens of times, just.. fuck. Lmao

Triple kill!

some real ACME shit.

that bucket at the end. kekd hard

I hate rekt threads but i cant stop myself from watching

Is this the event that inspired that one South Park episode.

Yeah, if you just selfishly inconvenience me on some dumb shit like this? Stomping your chest in.

Come funpost at spacechan.xyz/b/
We also have a thread about this.

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test icle

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did he shoot him or the guy shit his pants?

>no recoil on the .44
fake as your grill

Don't mention it user

>"I can't shoot a .44 without recoil so nobody else can"

This is pure gold.

Insanity

Top kek

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Trap threads.

God called them home

>caught by he's father

Do you really want to believe that?

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fucking half breed

Fucking amateurs always stop recording at the worst goddamn time.

straight nig-noggery

Reported

Checked
Holy Trips of Wholesomeness

This is the third time I have fallen for this fuck you kill yourself

Lmao ikr

I thought that was just a song

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Yet there are people who claim that niggers lives matter too

Guy in the cars arm snaps back lol

Pepperidge Farm remembers. I see you're a man of culture as well.

>Do you really want to believe that?
Dave Chappelle, is that you?

damn niggas weak as fuck

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Nerve gas.

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wi was kangzz

Nervegas is one hell of a drug, amirite?...

having a small cock and lots of hate

Cesar Romero

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Best Joker.

>>And justice was done.

haven't seen this in years. Is that the first gif? I can't remember anymore.

Nigger II: Electric Jiggaboo.

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Seatbelts save faces!

Survive?

Go back to school you edgy cunt

It happened in CA last year. So you know, the opposite of what you just said is true.

Lol jackie chan getting desperate when shangai knights 3 got cancelled

I can't believe thid thread is 14 hours old. This calls for some tits.

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Shit like this is what I wonder about and never find videos of
Thank you so much

There as still backwards ass countries where you can smoke indoors?

What do you like regulations or something you fucking commie?

Yes

Thank you

Why does it cut off before his entire face explodes?

"GET NOSCOPED! GET NOO SCOOOPED!"

How old are u

And now, a word of caution.

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Official story: stole a gun tried to sell it back to the guy he stole it from.
Unofficial story: fake and gay

What about the teeth? Aldo fake and gay?

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Ghost smoker

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gogo gadget exit.

Story?

>small cock
Pretty sure that's a stub where he cut it off.

ah love these, so instant.

FRESHLY TAYLORED NEWFAG SPOTTED

Fuck off you edgy cunt.

Not what I meant by let's get slumped with the bois

nono, those definetly real and gay.

>>Niggers
>>Everybody hates them.

360 brick scope

But y?

Bump

Retard removal service.

his facial bones are cracked down to the sinus canals, so as he breaths some air is pocketed in between his skull and tissues

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how is this thread still going

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I love how that fat teacher tries to chase after her
>WHO IS THAT

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see how they get angry and want to become violent at this simplest situation? he wanted to kick that dudes ass you can see it in his face

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no sound, the smack is so brutal

>>Starting the 15th hour.

Its a miracle of modern technology.

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Na, its a black guy. Remember kids, you can only be racist or sexist if your white.

she looks like 60-70 how can she got pregnant ?

I used to do this outside my store, nail a broken phone to a wooden table and watch niggers try to steal it

but you're fucking lying.... this webm has been around for way longer

oh my god best move i've seen, certainly a good way to knock someone out

honestly can't watch this, did he chop his hand off or something?

but you will never get as near to a girl as this guy

Is it wrong that I laughed at her eye?

Word. Lol. Seen this with audio. What's the backstory btw?

Fake and gay check the arc, would not have hit ballz even if dude did not step forward

Blow out prices

why most of these webm accidents are by chinks?

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Two girls fighting?

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Chopped her benis off

Who said that's a .44, that could easily be a beefy .32

WTF

not gonna lie that was a nasty elbow

Hunted for his ivory

HOLY SHIT

no this is just fucked up

MOOOOOOODSSSSSSS

>being shocked seeing this for the first time
You wait long enough, you always expose that to someone new and it's a lovely feeling

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Blind-ass goddamn ching-chongers can't even see the blatant white lines on the motherfucking road.

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No, you're wrong its clearly that fucking nerve gas.

god damn

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op here. i cant believe this thread is still up. i passed out like an hour into it and expected it to be down.

shoulda casted Quen

Rtory?

Nerve gas

explanation? did he get shot from the other car?

Bump

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The unholy power of your Rekt Thread overcomes all jewish quabbala voodoo.

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