Why did Yea Forums never destroy the maymay stone? All it would take is like 3 packets of white vinegar to dissolve 20 tons of limestone.
Not calling for a raid, not making any claims, not trolling or shilling, not working for the CIA, the Russians, the Jews or Internet Historian. Inb4 "wHy DoN't YoU dO iT yOuRsElF?! DUrr!!"
Sure thing asshole, just buy me a plane ticket to Spain.