STR beats DEX everytim-

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this

holy motherfucking shit

that's STR vs CON

brain damage for sure

Why'd he just punch Patrice O'neal?

Yeah I bet that guy's really badass. Whenever someone starts shit with him all he has to do is convince them to stand perfectly still and not move so he can slap them.

to be fair that guy did pretty well, if I had to take one of those slaps I would vaporize like the watermelon at the start

As if the chokeslam wasn't impressive enough that quick phone securing really puts it all together.

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You can see after the first slap that he has regretted every single decision in his life that led to that moment.

>he doesnt know about the slap tournament
get with the times boomer

That guy's pimp hand is fucking unbelievable.

>when she goes for the windmill punch
kek. Gotta give her props though, you expect snooty white bitches like her to crumple the second they take a hit but she fucking squares up.

Based Stacy

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Based vasily

She looks like she just had sex.

So this is how the humans fight.

It basically was for her.

Is that average height streamer Jerma985?

damn, she never stood a chance huh?

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I knew vasily was a powerhouse, but holy shit that melon just disintegrated.

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Full video
youtube.com/watch?v=dKjy9ZaqbQM

I know fuck all about "slapolympics" but that guy is basically doing a palm strike. Is that fair?

No, you can only hit with our hand open, can't use the bone near the wrist

Here have a funnier one
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-bn4nfbUGE
this is top kek material

>only ever wrestled one match

bullshit

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Wow. Could a slap like that cause noticeable damage to a lion or any of the big cat predators?

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This is why you don't underestimate fat people in a street fight. They have more mass behind their swings, even if it isn't muscle. You avoid their upper strength like a cloud of airborne AIDS

You know where she fucked up? Trying to throw a CHEERLEADER off balance. If she had stood her ground and slugged it out she could have had a chance.

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That didn't look so bad for untrained vs trained fighter, no keks to be had

Oh, then he's fucking cheating.

youtube.com/watch?v=FhMdUdXgWKI

I dunno man, fat person legs are pretty scary too, assuning they use them and aren't just mobility scooter mongoloids.

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stacy gets fucked up in the full vid

I think so yeah

Lies and slander.

can't beat what ya can't dodge

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What if you had strength AND dex?

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MUSCLE POWER!!!!!!

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jesus I didn't even see it the first time

god help him if that karp knows tackle

>he's bigger, so he must be STR

nigga's just fat af. Smaller guy can probably lift heavier weights.

KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE

>Open console
>Set str and dex to 100
>Set fornicate with beautiful women to 200

I bet a I could take that guy. I know bjj. That guy's just insecure. Bjj guys can take on bigger opponents and win.

Did I mention I'm an insecure manlet? A-ha! I didn't have to, cause I practice bjj ;)

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kek

>guy basicaly winds up like a punch
>angles his wrist so his entire arm is behind it

that actually looks like cheating.

You know what? This webm just makes me think of those threads where people bitch and moan about women overpowering a man in a video game, where a guy eventually comes in and goes "The strongest woman athlete couldn't beat the average man".
What about this behemoth?

Stacy was lucky the nog attacked alone. In packs she would have gotten the shit beaten out of her.

cyberpunk has sasquatch
DEATH BY SNU SNU

I'm sure you could defeat me with a nice bj user ;)

>no Freddie Mercury conquers japan.webm yet
Thats like a staple for these threads

Kicking is always the best.

Jerma vs Beetlejuice Green

When you're a 300lb female ball of fat with fat limbs, you can do quite a bit to a guy who doesn't know what to do when you attack.

you can tell strong fat people from the weak ones, bro. That guy's obviously strong-fat. There's videos of him training and all.

weak-fat people have tiny shoulders and either skinny or completely shapeless arms. They also struggle with basic walking. They're only hope to win at a fight is to fall on you and hope you either are weak or slow or both.

>you're not alexander

just look at the guy. He's a walking buttplug. He and his butt-buddy never stood a chance.

youtube.com/watch?v=x_TkJcMZm6s

fucking kek

she grabbed and swung him and pushed him back down when hes not fighting back.

If he took a single swing he'd get in trouble because it would be unfair.

>They're

their*

That is fat not muscle you damn mutt

Lmao, it was as if his first two were just baits to get him to open his chin up, that third jab was impossibly fast holy fuck.

If you are obese and can move, you are obviously a threat if you get close enough even if you are a women

youtube.com/watch?v=UzdxKzGOjO8

Hard to tell but is that tyson? I guess if you have both you go on to be one of the best fighters of all time.

Is there a source for this? What even happened to escalate this?

Post it then

Dunno but they all seem drunk, probably two separate groups of people getting some food after drinking all night. Seen this same situation play out in person a few times. Never knew anyone personally involved in them just drunk twats being drunk twats.

what kind of gear 2 anime shit is this

Are you retarded? Imagine what his punches would be like

Bet she fucked him right after the match

Less impactful than a 9MM slug

That's constitution, not str.

Well, she's heavy and short so she is relying on pushing with her weight but none the less, the guy is not looking to fight her.
Otherwise he could have easily tackled her or knocked her out with one punch.
Don't mistake a guy not willing to fight a woman as a woman winning a fight.

remember that pencil you threw at that girl after shouting "thar she blows!"?
yeah. well this is her now. and shes gonna eat you

>the gay black guy dying of laughter
kek

she cheated

>"The strongest woman athlete couldn't beat the average man".
Anyone saying this is mentally retarded.

>muh weight class
Many top tier fighters fought opponents that were several weightclasses above them.

Still struck with the palm

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s(he) ch(eat)ed

That stacy is wife matterial.

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Str vs Dex eh
youtube.com/watch?v=DBwPlXe3p3o

>Pro level Fishbunjin

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Is Butterbean ok?

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lmfao

He is starting to believe

>cheap indie rings
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrestler_(2008_film)

Mac is quality not Dex, he went toe to toe with DK.

Thats against the rules.

Guys obviously drunk. On the off foot and I can guarantee that fast food floor is slippery. Call them excuses, but it's pretty obvious he's at a disadvantage

Probably a Cheetah. Lion or Tiger, nah.

Jesus that looks painful

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OSU! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>fat person using their body weight to push down someone who isn't fighting back vs. coordination/actually throwing punches

That bitch wouldn't stand a chance of someone was actually attacking her

Go to a fast food joint late on a Friday or Saturday and you are guaranteed to see this

A fatty pushing someone who is clearly just trying to get away isn't a fight you imbecile

Edgy

Why? How are you ment to slap? With your fucking fingers?

SUBALUWA

Gimmick matches were what made UFC fun. They've been shit since going weight classes. I guess manlets cant compete.

I dont even know what Butterbean is. the man is made of pure knockout

>Anyone saying this is mentally retarded.
Can you give me an example of a woman that you think can take on the average man?

I'm glad Johnny actually made a career out of that. Of all the Jackass guys, I feel he deserved it the most.
After him, I'd say Steve O is the most deserving. I hated him back when Jackass was fresh, but the more time passes, and the more I learn about him, the more I realize he's a really great guy.

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Theres an audience of people to watch this

Anytime you think your hobby is stupid, remember that there is a Vaping World Championship.

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Man, what a thing to wake up to in the morning.

If the guy in the webm seriously fought the fat bitch it would be over for her. She's simply pushing him around and he's taking it because it's in bad taste for a man to fight a woman. I mean seriously dude, can you even think of a single woman you know that could beat the shit out of you? I know I can't.

Any highly trained female fighter. Fighting skills matter in combat. If they did not, body builders would freely beat MMA fighters. They cannot.

An untrained fighter is at a disadvantage even if they had 300 pounds on their opponent. You have no idea how to fight.

Old UFC was kino

Someone post the gif of Mike Tyson in his prime shadow boxing in the ring. He would literally murder you.

>nooo you can't use guns when I try to kill you
It's not 5000 BC

>throws you around a few times
>dies from a heart attack after
after that webm, she probably had to sit down for 15mins just to get her breath back

Dude was on another level.

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Remember that time Butterbean had a shoot boxing fight in the WWE and beat the shit out of Bart Gunn? Good times.

what the hell is the point of this
STOP

I dunno big cats really aren't all that tough, they're built for speed and agility. When they used to fight bears vs lions and tigers the bears would often crush the skulls of the cats with a paw swipe.

HOW

>9mm
>impact

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There was no talk of murder, you're just a cringey faggot

yeah not the lower palm thats essentially just a punch.

>hmm this guy is stronger than me
>instead of not starting shit, I'll just shoot him
Let us know when you stream shooting up your school, I want to see what it's like.

I mean, maybe? But it would never happen. Not only would you be unable to deliver that kind of force in such a scenario since you wouldn't be able to wind up. Cats have reflexes faster than we can move. They would dodge that slap and be at your throat before you finished the follow through.

>someone post that lion juking out the charging wildebeest

There's also a video I saw of leopard cubs fucking playing with venomous snakes. Just toying with them. Slapping the snakes, jumping back. The snake, if it bit the cub, would kill them -- but the cubs are too fast. The nearby mother doesn't even give a shit because she knows her cubs are way faster than even a snake strike.

Well no shit.

>ragdoll physics

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Reminder that second hand vaping is 100 times more deadly than directly smoking.

Fuck mods.

>Yea Forums
>not alternate sports

what the absolute fuck mods.

mods = fags

fuck u Yea Forums

>mods delete a str vs dex thread, a classic Yea Forums shitposting topic
>mods leave up this political wojak-in-the-OP shit

or the tranny e-celeb thread.

I can post images in a Yea Forums thread again

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lol are you fapping or do you actually browse Yea Forums for real?

Porn dump?

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Yes please I love Yokkora and this particular story especially

give me a quick synapses, is this going to turn around and hes fucking her raw after she kidnaps him?

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They get into an actual relationship. It's a 3 part story

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Shit, nice

>MLG fags say the needler sucks
>MLG fags also whine when you use the needler
MLG fags suck at halo and compensate by banning all guns that aren't the battle rifle

She was also a fat, unhealthy nigger.

>MLG fags suck at halo and compensate by banning all guns that aren't the battle rifle

That's the story of everything comp since time began.

FUCK THAT, I'd rather duck that swing then get permanent brain damage

Don't forget those times MLG shitters got several items completely removed from matchmaking because they had unintended skillcap raisers. You used to be able to double jump with each equipment item, but MLG shitters couldn't figure it out so they whined to Bungie until they were removed from every map.
Their excuse was "flares and radar jammers are useless anyways!"

>fat=strength
Fucking Americans

underrated poast

Yeah, duck that swing and take it straight to the dome for literal brain damage.

No this is how a human and a monkey fights

This makes me embarrassed to be human.

That's just straight up anime right there

Always put extra points into charisma

>guy not retaliating and trying only to avoid her
I mean, I guess she is technically winning?

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