Found this baby squirrel. Trips decides what I do with it.
Found this baby squirrel. Trips decides what I do with it
Cum on it
Cum in it
Name it Mortomency and then care for it until it's an adult.
Obviously put it in your ass
Give milk, acorns, and blanket
Elbow drop from the top rope through a table
Put up your ass
care for it like it's your child since you will never produce one of your own.
Name him Toby, raise him with love and respect and a proper diet
Then cum on him
We make an aquatic exploration program. Seal a hamsterball and put a tube on it, for it to breathe, obviously, then send it to the sewers. Maybe he'll meet the pony clown.
OP doesn't deliver
also
Take it in, give it food and water, and keep it until you become known in your area as "that squirrel guy"
either:
fuck it with timestamp
eat it with timestamp and face
can i get please
Come on it
up ass
Keep it
Mother of god
win
Put a sharpie in your butt
that squirrel's too young to live without some professional assistance
Fucking checked and keked. Looks like you'll be having a fun fucking time, OP. Fuck it then eat it.
Paint it gold
Compare to dick
Fucking kek
OP is long gone, so...
Name him rocky and raise him as your own. ours died last week.
Pick up puppy formula and feed him with an eye dropper (make sure you drip it on his tongue, dont let him latch it or he may aspirate)
keep him warm and warm him up before feeding
use a warm damp washcloth on his cock and ass after feeding to encourage using the bathroom if he cant on his own
When he gets to be a few months old, train him to take money (bills between $1-$100) and bring it back using a reward system (same principle as military dog training)
train him on scouting houses with open doors and windows, and how to avoid detection inside
Raise Rocky to steal peoples money being stealthy as fuck and he'd pay his own rent and you get to laugh your dick off about your neighbors not knowing where it all went
do it for the chan, do it for your Yea Forumsrothers
Tape him to your head and storm area 51
RIP Toby
rerolling for this
also blaze it faggot
take it to an animal sanctuary
Raise it to do your bidding!
Reroll for this. Don't fuck it or eat it, OP!
>this
too fucking late for that.
we are waiting op, eat it!
still waiting for OP to deliver on the trips i got
if you cook it thoroughly, you won't get sick from it.
feed it your cum
hoping OP is taking the time to cook it thoroughly, otherwise he's a faggot.
Welcome to 2019 Yea Forums, where OP never delivers even once. Fuck off faggot. I don't like the idea of the trips post. What I hate is these newfaggots try to immitate the old times 4chn threads.
OP will surely deliver.
If op was chinese he would have eaten that shit raw and dipped it in abit of wasabi
OP livestream it
come on don't be mean
Adopt it and be a loving dad to it
>dad
D-DID U JUST ASSUME OP'S GENDER¿¿¿¡¡¡
This is why I still have a job
I-I’m sorry user-san
YOU GOTTA SUCK A HUNDRED TRANNIES OFF NOW, AS PART OF YOUR ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS FOR THIS HORRIBLE TRANSGENDERPHOBIC ATTACK¡¡¡
But they have feminine penises so it’s okay
ヾ(๑◡)ノ"
2015 joke cringe normie
they were born females, so they could have some bulky, masculine bulges down there. Who knows?
let an oldfag live in his memories, faggot.
baby in pooper
Eat it
care for it
>2015
>oldfag
1488 get
Didn't post tits is male.
are ftms really males?
Heil meinen bruder. didnt even realize it till you posted