Celeb Thread: petite edition

Celeb Thread: petite edition

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MMMMMMMMMMMM, FUK YEA

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why beady why :(

The only Silverman I have.

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just report his posts .. we will be back shortly

Because he's a piece of shit

lol

>be me
>looking for pics people like
>in comes an MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MY DIK poster
>he starts spamming replies to the person i'm sharing pics with
>he can reply faster than i can because he doesn't have to look for pics to post
>soon he's getting more replies than me
>he's literally spamming every pic going "OH MY DIK" until he gets replies, not contributing any pics
i've seen it time and time again, i hate that shit, why am i even posting pics at all?

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I've got some of this Jewess.

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mnmmm, fuk yea

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mmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, that body

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Cheers user! I'll repay you by posting the GOAT Jewess

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GOD THAT BODY

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Big milkers

I like Kat, but she is not the GOAT. Winona is the greatest.

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x_x if you let the vultures ruin everyones fun then that means they win!

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Cami's face when she has an eager tongue making love to her butt hole.

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Emily is a lot of fun

*brrrrrrrrap

oof

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My Mormon love.

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Sarah Silver Man is the type of broad that I bet enjoys farting on her lover's cock.

Turgid, so hard for her.

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i hate the vultures so much x__x
but i like you a lot.
i don't want to ruin your fun. have a good day please, see you.

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I should hate Mormons, but I don't. They were nice to me on my way through Utah.

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this Mormon slut is so fucking tight

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This would be a pretty great foursome, yeah?

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fuckkkkk

I didn't witness that in the last thread bd :(

I don't even know who she is.

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Such big tiddies

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goodnight

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Hot

Yeah but Winona's the mum in Stranger Things. Ruined it. Also: Kat's fatter.

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Because it didn't happen

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so proud of her tight body

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is okay, specially since i need to go soon anyway, lol
next time ;3

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G'nite, user.
I haven't seen Stranger Things, but I've seen older Winona. I think she's still great. The bestest.

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Imagine feeling the gust and heat of her fart right before she engulfs your cock into her stink hole. Would be absolutely top tier.

;3

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Man, I hope those Yea Forums stories are true.

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Little bitch

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She's ruined

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Shes better than ever

Hard as fuck

Two of my favorite people in one pic.

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Alright, penultimate of Sarah here.

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Nice pits

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End of SS

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My cock is hard.

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Very yummy. The mango or whatever looks tasty too.

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Sorry to use this venue
This is the model in application for the current marijuana sector being developed. youtu.be/jVUBeKkx83A

We start at the 18th second, with the clarification "I Am Cancerous" for investment firms.

As you can see the role model, being Eminem, to spread the smoke weed every day movement, which is already known to cause cancer significantly by the system.

Bob Marley's official cause of death was the spread of melanoma to his lungs and brain. The hereby referred to as "M&M's.

The plan, in coda, also stipulates that there will be lawsuits filed to keep anyone attempting civil action at bay like with the tobacco industry.

Thank you for your consideration.

I'm praying either Lindsey's or Giada's nudes leak one fine day.

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It's a mango definitely.

lol nigga wat?!?

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I should really thank you for your outstanding contribtutions.

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I really hope so
just imagine her tight body all naked mmm

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He hates when people fap in fap threads

penis

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I love you bd

My penis is hard.

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>be me
Who else would you be? Silly user

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I fap like 35 times a day.... I'm never not fapping... so I'm always breaking that rule. suck it beedee
hell yeah brother

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If stories of Giada are true, definitely has bj&facial nudes

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>35
doesnt that hurt?

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I b you
-love d

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ty for the kek
35? That's it? Weak af

OHH YEAH BROTHER, I'M CRANKING MY HOG

upgrade

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Don't tease me :(

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sorry, deleted my post too late. my brain did a weird thing were it auto corrected hours to houses...

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damn and we thought you had a sense of humor >¦^[

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I knew what you meant and found the typo funny so the post worked on many levels.

>where

i think i might be having a stroke.

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oh okay, i get it

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Srs bsns

i do but as a writer, i feel like making typos is a dishonor upon myself.

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whatever you do... don't consult a physician

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Chick likes the white sauce alot

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don't fucking move a muscle stutterbro... no wonder the typos you sly bastard

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You's a writer nigga?

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thanks. i just got freaked a bit cause i'm used to auto correct fucking up my words, i never had my brain do it.

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God, I hope so. I've heard vague rumors but you would think if true something would have leaked by now.

I want to see that cute little body and her face covered in cum, soooo bad.

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What is it about Jordyn lads?

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Tiny sloot

Pedobait

Dat punani tyte and ryte

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not a published one or anything but i'm trying.

not stutterdude but i will remain stationary all the same.

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What are you trying to write? It's great to be creative

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she's cute yet sexy but also quirky and goofy and qt yet smart af (valedictorian of her HS class) and business savvy and she's got a world class ass and she's not a whore and she can dance and her teefs are pretty and white and she looks perfect always and she's her own stylist and make up person and all that shit. the bitch is a straight up dynamo and I wanna obliterate her guts with my dongus so badly

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Leeeeeewd

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god damn pedos wanting to fuck 19 year olds.
keep moving those goalposts you puritanical fag

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>What is it about Jordyn lads?
unapologetically sells tits&ass?

People tire of fake moral facade whores.

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kek. wish you the best with your creative pursuits bruddah. would love to read something some time. no matter what it is.

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And she got cute feet for catching loads with.

ywn have first steam huff

also dis. I like a bitch who owns who she is and is awesome about it. dovey is much the same for me.

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i specialize in horror. have two projects i'm working on right now. one is a novel and the other is a graphic novel. would also like to try my hand at filmmaking one day but sticking to writing and illustrating right now.

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can't fucking believe I left that out

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Keep crying bitch nigga

Can someone translate this from """""English"""" into English please?

>horror
BASED. Would love to get spoopy sometime

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Who wants to fuck this Cat?

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thanks. i'm hoping it works out, can't really see myself doing much else except winning the lotto.

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Cuddle me from the inside.

kek my nogga

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waffle eating faggot

god i cant tell if her body is undersized or her head is oversized lmaochow right there

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Tenderly

big head tbh

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>Very yummy

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love me some kiki

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After being exposed to her "acting", not at all


Horrible cunt bonerkill

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Lewd

Kiki hanging out with boygirls

>me in the front

strokes is what these threads are for

>synchronicity: activated

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Rate them 1 through 6

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WHO LIKES DOJA?!

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:D

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6 > 1 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 2

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youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

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Never heard of her, but sure

351264

I wish I was her dog

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She's fucking hot dude, and she can make the hell out of a sammich. :)

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youtube.com/watch?v=RzO7IGWGxu8

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Not bad, I can respect it user.
Exactly the same for me!

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Victoria!

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I've literally never wanted to be a dog more in my life.
Also great filename. tres kinky

A wild Chloe enters your relaxing dip and positions her butt in your face right before letting loose a gust of gale force wind into your face. What do you do?

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>looking up the word
the fuck did i just read

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>Kris 2nd
Now THIS is podracing

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Pull out my tiny penis and beg for another.

Kris is last tho ... kylie is second.

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>gust of wind in face
Keep my pimp hand strong, of course.

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Thicc bish is sexy

Drown her.

adorable
insanely adorable
=D

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Isn't 5 Kris?

She's fat and gross. Probably gonna get diabetes, too.

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youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

Side note: This song is about whackin it.

Side side note: I feel like this song wouldn't fly in today's times.

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nice

But I put her last.

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I'm just gonna be posting more kiki

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>Red nail polish
just fucking walk in my house and stab me in the face.

I mean shes last on the rankings of 351264

holy fuck, what an abomination.

it's used on /x/ a lot. i just use it to mean when things line up unexpectedly but i'm very likely using it in the wrong context.

My mistake. I guess this ISN'T podracing.

lol what do you mean anony?

I found the pic sexy.
checked

3 6 9
damn she's fine

That's ok, we all make mistakes.

what should i drink to celebrate finally getting a mount? vodka, gin or whisky?

an epic mount?
have a nice cold arnold palmer.

wtf is a mount

Water. Drugs are bad, mkay?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_animal#Riding_animals_or_mounts

so you got a horse?

Probably true about the diabetes, but she hot.

i'm a rum person but out of those options probably a nice whisky.

Wasn't my post, I assume hes talking about a video game.

lolno
>ice tea and lemonade
strangely, i have both of those. i'll give it a shot
pleb
mr Mackey, what are you doing here?

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