Tell me what to record on vocaroo, Yea Forums

And last but not least

DJ BLARGGEGREGG

ur tits

Read this.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

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I don't understand anonnn
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thank yoou user where can I send you monies.

show us your tits pls

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say "fuck me daddy, fuck me like shrek used to"

Need this pic minus the boner dude

I know. There were more before you, and they were better. Much better.

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I don't really care about that honestly

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whoops, quoted wrong user

Hmm, you kinda sound like the girl from that lewd ASMR channel on YouTube.

lawd i've been waiting for you.
loli voice "myyy nigga"

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nice thanks haha

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Ooooh missed you Yuuka
How've ya been?
Oh? Which channel?
No prob user

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Clearly. I just feel like you should be aware of the fact that in the fringe world of men who try to sound like little girls, you are the worst there has been.

It’s called “dude that lewd ASMR” and you definitely sound a lot like her lol

You haven't been in a thread by OP before then. 100% sure that's a femanon.

Ohhh shit I kinda see that. Didn't realize this was allowed on YT

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Sing the chorus of Shine On You Crazy Diamond

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i missed you too. i've been surviving...
loli voice "jay you still owe yuuka $50. please get yourself together i miss the guy i grew up with."

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i won't believe that shit until i see some delicious flat chest

Heyy cute voice girl!
Hope your doing better than the last time

for the love of god where have all the anons gone

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I cant sing for shit user, sorry
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Aw, want to vent? Past few days not going so well?
Quoted the wrong person, user

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of course i want to vent. but that won't fix my problems. unless i'm standing on a stage for people to laugh at it about of course.
my shrink says i sound hopeless lately.
i've had to step on a few toes to get where i am today. i may have drank some more but that's because i plan on taking a medication soon to kill that urge before october. i tend to let loose around the months of october to march.

so you sing now eh?
do the chorus after 1:30 youtube.com/watch?v=ejl1ePmm1Yw

maybe use this image as your next starter. if you'll do another. TuT

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I want you to yell “ Welcome.... TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAA!”

10/10 for effort on the singing

Could you say "I live to serve" in a sorta loli sorta robotic voice?

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a web developer demon?

fuck off nerd

Can you please say "Big ole critzer grats" preferably in an excited tone
thanks

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Can you please say "please fill this useless cum dumpster full of hot sticky cum"

maybe add me at this point. you seem like a cool dude. yuuknow616#9592

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How about the words in this image?

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mimi.