Be me, femanon

>be me, femanon
>have no friends but have bf
>start making dark joke
>bf usually digs dark humor
>this time not responding
>I keep going thinking joke will get funnier
>realize when it’s too late he’s upset
> won’t talk to me for the rest of the day
> “you just keep going user when it’s not funny anymore and I’m clearly upset”
>all I wanted to do was make him laugh
>this happens every time I get close to someone
>say stupid shit then they don’t wanna be around me
>wtf is wrong with me
>mfw I’m probably fucking autistic
>mfw I ruin everything

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sorry user

what did you say? maybe your bf is just easily offended

literally just apologize you fucking sperg it's that easy

What was the joke?

You just lack social skills, should try leaving your comfort zone sometimes to develop them

I apologized a lot, I always do but I don’t have a good track record when it comes to picking up hints, so that’s why he’s upset

*gives OP a hug*

He made a joke about putting me to sleep like a dog, and I kept running with it... we joke about dark stuff all the time but I take it too far and then there’s problems.

Tell us what you said already faggot

My gf also pulls shit like that on me. She makes it up/changes my mind by giving me a fat hugg and fixing me some food and apologizing. It works.

literally me

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fuck hjim if he can't take a joke

Either not in the mood or upset you'd joke about yourself that way since, you know, he likes you. I'd be upset if my gf started making these jokes about herself too.

hes a pussy dont listen to him
its not your fault OP

I normally do all those things, just with any cuteness there’s a dark counter balance in me, and idk how to fix it

You're either a sociopath or an overgrown and immature child.

Sounds pretty hot tbh

don't listen to that queerbait incel. you're perfect the way you are.
>inb4 white knight

can't you admit to him how difficult it is for you. why posting your feels to a bunch of anons while you could say all that to your bf, or the people around you? admitting your own issues to others you care about, and that care about you in return is never a bad thing.

you're katniss everdeen without any of the good stuff like hunting ability. you would get killed right away in the hunger games because you would not make friends and peeta would not love you. maybe haymitch and sinna would hate fuck you in a devil's threesome but they would not send you any ointments to heal your wounds.

TITS OR GTFO

ITS THE RULES CUNT

I wouldn’t mind dying in the hunger games, fuckin kill me

post your fucking tits or shut your trap and leave

Yeah, I try to give people a heads up about not having good social skills, but knowing my issues doesn’t make it any easier for the people that have to deal with me

tits or gtfo

Sorry incel, it’s called random for a reason
>no tits for you
>only dead dog jokes

just suck his dick or let him fuck your ass. is it that hard to figure out?? girls get anything they want in life because they have useful holes. damn you are dense!

Thank fucking god. The rest of you faggots should really fucking kill yourselves. IRL and now.

Sounds like he's a humorless faggot.

I suck the mans dick daily, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have other emotions, or will want sex if he’s upset. It ain’t just about the dick user, it’s about the soul

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Aw fuckk yanno, the shadow people werent being so bad. But now the mirror people are starting and there's fucking reflections everywhere. 5more hours.

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“Incel”
GTFO MY Yea Forums YOU SOY LADEN SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR SPERGLORD

I second this.

Listen, you beautiful wonderful creature. We all want to help, but before we can, we need to know you're really a lady... So please, for yourself, post a picture of your tits with a timestamp.

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How fat are you?

Alright:
>1. timestamp with tits (obviously)
>2. what was the joke
>3. stop being a dumb bitch

Yeah, well.. those shadow faggots become less shadowy the longer you stay up. Be careful of the watchers..

you did not say you let him fuck your ass though. if that is the case i know the problem. he is getting sexually bored with you and looking for an excuse to get out of the relationship. you have to keep him happy with variety. also quit saying autistic things about death. i feel like i hate you too now. you are very taxing to converse with.

M'lady, you deserve a better boyfriend :^)

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Still no, but at least you asked nice, meaning you are more likely to actually get laid than incel user. You sir, have won chad of the comment section. Sperglord however, dubs incel user a forever virgin

Good sir, I do indeed let me boyfriend fuck my ass but that’s beside the point. Second, I would stop saying autistic things about death if I could, but that’s the problem here

post ya titties, whore

> just tell her what she wants to hear.
i understand this is your default mode in life since your only strategy to get fuck is to suck up to girls in the off chance they'll fuck you. 1) that doesn't work, so try being a real person. 2) you won't be fucking the op so you can give up on that here

>you just keep going user when it’s not funny anymore
This line right here should tell you everything you need to know about why you were a bad choice for him. You seem to be trying to get reactions out of him which is probably draining every last fucking drop of energy he has and he's trying to be nice about it and NOT say JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY WITH INANE IMMATURE RETARDATION PLEASE. Hopefully you will read this line again.
>you just keep going user when it’s not funny anymore
You aren't paying attention, you don't care to, you aren't taking his hints or you can't read his facial expression, - which is annoying as fuck in it's own right. Proving you are too self-absorbed to try to read someone while you are talking to them. Can you imagine living your entire life without a moron who can't read your facial expressions? Seriously. And I mean seriously think about that.

at least you called me sir. that shows you are at least obedient and respectful. maybe just find a guy that gets you. if you're not really a sociopath then there are many out there. if you always have this problem then start thinking of names for your cats when you become an old lonely cat lady that eats microwave dinners alone every night.

Correct, only bf gets to fuck OP. I may be fucking autistic but I’m not about to throw him away for an angry neck beard

>You seem to be trying to get reactions out of him which is probably draining every last fucking drop of energy he has
Damn... honestly you’re probably right... I just don’t know how to fix it, or interact with people like a normal human being. I feel awful about it, but I don’t know how to stop before it gets bad. No one sees that I’m bad at socializing except people close to me, even my therapist thinks I’m polite and empathetic but it’s only around strangers. I just want the people I love to be happy and love me back, but I keep doing things the wrong way and whatever I think helps just makes it worse

TITS

OR

GTFO

a timestamp is always helpfull in order to avoid further requests

Try to talk to him like a person instead of an audience. You shouldn't try to get a reaction of him, if he laughs he laughs, if he doesn't he doesn't, don't try to force it. Maybe he's not wanting to laugh right now but you won't stop trying to make jokes because you see him as an audience instead of a bf. If you say something and he laughs, take that as greenlight to go ahead. You don't need to entertain him.

you sound like a female neckbeard. do you cosplay as well?

WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT WAS THE JOKE

Tell me the dark joke and send tits and ass. I guarantee the joke was probably normie tier shit anyway.

tits or gtfo

Why are there so many newfaggots replying before the tits are produced? Learn the rules you shitbags!

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this

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I am in the same situation as you, with most people i just talk about light subjects that don't interest me much but get the talk going and don't offend anyone and are easy to talk about, on the other hand i have a group of close friends that we always talk about the most fucked up things you can imagine

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Scroll up for the joke details, too lazy to type again

>I just want the people I love to be happy and love me back
>and love me back
>and love me back
>and love me back
So your motive for annoying the fuck out of him is to ELICIT love? Think about that one too. That's bound to backfire, it's inevitable. How can that possibly work in any universe? Does that actually sound like a good plan to you? Let me say *this* which will force him into reacting the way I hope he will? Is that an actual plan? I'll tell you the best way to get love is to give love, and it seems to me that your bf is seriously starving for something - and it doesn't look like what you think it looks like. And I know what it is but you're going to have to figure that one for yourself.

You guys might be on to something though about the trying to hard to get reactions and treating him like an audience... I’m gonna think more on that, thx anons

don't come back.

No problem. Feel free to treat us like an audience though if you want to share pics as thanks.

no, it is a problem. she's not welcome here because she is annoying. and you are not welcome here either. your nice guy act to get another pic of tits isn't going to fly. kys and don't return.

if you think she's annoying leave the thread.
And I give relationship advice to people of both sexes because by telling her how she's being an idiot, I make the guy happier as well.
So fuck off fag.

Your a fag

>shames women
>wants to make bf happy

Ask him to fuck your ass using dog food for lube.

Think before you speak thats that . Problem solved

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found the weeb. go hug your wifu pillow.

that was gay as fuck

I lovemy GF and shes great she tells me all the tie how she would kill people and why yeah a tad bit crazy but god damn that woman makes me even crazier

are you enjoying your vacation from leddit?

Beta as fuck, bf wasnt even funny id dump both of you.

Like seriously dont even ask me to be a bull in your relationship, you couldnt handle my dick little girl.

m8 i've been here for over 10 years. i've long since grown out of my hate everyone phase. I don't like them, i just see them as creatures who usually can't help themselves.
this girl has enough awareness (though not much), that she realizes she was in the wrong instead of blaming the bf, that puts her as better than most.

both of those are perfectly consistent with each other.

>no tits
>no timestamp
>81 replies
>pg. 1
>???
>this is not Yea Forums
Shame on all of you

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no bump

find guy who likes dark humor, this is the reason most chicks date older dudes. The younger ones are whiny fucks from the looks of it, especially these days where everyone gets offended. They just haven't had time to develop thick skin.