Welcome to the Army, son!
Most of you pissbags will not make it in my army, but some of you might just have a chance. Now drop down and let me see those post numbers!
Singles - Private, the lowest of the low.
Dubs - Sergeant, still a maggot.
Trips - Welcome aboard Lieutenant.
Quads - Colonel I salute you.
5s+ - Dear God... it's the damn General.
Welcome to the Army, son!
Carson Perry
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Carson Anderson
Rolling
Elijah Ward
Roll
Brandon Kelly
Make way, coming through.
Juan Jones
You scum suckers are just a waste of oxygen. Why God saw fit to put you in a uniform I have no damn idea. And you with the anime, from now on your name is Private Retard, do you understand me Private Tard?
Nicholas Bailey
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
Liam Peterson
Alexander Garcia
check these dubs
James Allen
Carter Ward