REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

fuck i need to get a gf

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Sandpie!!!

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Who knows ?

I need GF

I don't need a girlfriend, actually having to take care of her seems like a hurdle. I just want to escape virgindome.

I will take a job over a gf, user. But whatever

imagine actually being baited in to replying to this

I'm so fucking lonely.

please work

I will take a friend that shares my anime love over a gf at this point.

I am desperate enough I guess

Fuck you all,

FUCK you

Real shit?

Knock on wood

sksksk

I need a bf :/

Pleasepleaseplease

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Will my boyfriend be happy about this?

so $8 a month just to be able to send messages, turns out they have to pay $8 too to be able to read them. that wasn't mentioned anywhere when i signed up no wonder i didn't get a reply. fucking jews.

but thank god for saint OP, the saviour of the lonely, who just promised me a gf by tomorrow. solely out of the goodness of his heart and with no vile jewery in mind at all. PRAISE OP

Hope this works man, I'm gonna ask a girl out soon!

Haha no

Sure

k

Я хoчy мaлeнькиe cиcьки и хopoшyю зaдницy GF

My ass user

I guess?

if i get dubs or higher OP is gay

reroll

boyearighyearighyearight

reroll.

lol k m8

Looks like somebody I knew, hope she is well.

OP is gay

Ah wth

This has gotta be the gayest thing I have ever responded to.

yes.

(x) to doubt

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

PLS OH GOD PLS

Goin on a date tomorrow, wish me luck boys.

Fine what the fuck I’m bored anyways.

I was going to do something exceptionally stupid anyway tomorrow, so I'll take the chance.

ok

Good luck user.

no i won't lmao

Please

Oh well.

Man, my wifes gonna be pissed.

lol you only have had bitches parasite you you beta

Please god

i'm not going out of home tomorow so i don't think so but who knows

It won't happen, but I fucking wish it would. I don't want to be alone anymore.

lol

GLHF

If it's possible...

Hasn't worked yet.
But here's hoping!

I really wish it was that easy man

Aight bet

It's sad I'm this desperate. I honestly just want someone to talk with

Never works.

Let's see this magic in action

At first I wanted to laugh, but shit, talk to this thread randomly. I'll listen while I get pissed. Up to you, mate.

I wanna fuck

I already have one, does that mean I get another one in addition to the one I already have?

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hahah never

I'm desperate

Only if it's her

No fucking way?
Can I at least choose?
Best Emma or reasonable look a like, please.

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Please

get me a bf

Yes please

Are you a girl? Can I be your man? :^)

Pls

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Ewww no you cock sucking creep!

Replying because why not

Nyannyan nooooo

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>girlfriend
>cock
Post it for Yea Forums

Please gib small titty goth/alternative gf

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Thanks, this helps me.

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Really

Not gonna happen and I don’t want to lower myself down to the level of these other faggots but no harm in trying

>eve of 2020
>not lowering yourself
What a bitch

You're a lion I nearly hit you

oh, it gives me a bittersweet twinge, was hoping to inflict that on you
I feel that wish for a best emma gf user

nigger op

Gimmie gimmie

doubt

Her ass better taste like coffee.

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Anyone know the girl?

Cool. My wife's gonna be so pissed, though.

why not, it's been a while

DASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That better be true

well, if i already have one, do i get to have two?

pls

Don't give me hope you illiterate incel

I just want a gf who doesnt mind choking on my cock a couple times a week from her knees, why is that so difficult

most girls dont like to choke, so idk

ok

It is absolutley painful, user.
Its the odd feeling that Ive made a massive mistake in not trying to spend my life persuing her.
Whats just as bad, is I cant seem pin down her phenotype so I can go searching for less famous copies of her

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Fuck I wish

>most
There is an entire segment of the female population that specifically wants to be choked.

yeah, and that still it not the majority of girls. just like there is an entire segment of the male population that is into submissive sex, and that is still not the majority of the population

Will this work
No
Will I still try
Yes

Bruh

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rollol

I'm really hoping this is true because I'm seeing a qt3.14 tommorow

Doesnt hurt to reply. Might as well try. :)

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But I'm homosexual

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Will she come back? Or should I even want that?

roll

Let's go Jesi!

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Then you'll be cured or suffer a lot of hetero sex.

good luck user!

Deep

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Yes I will.

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The last one didn’t work, this one better

don't do this to me

This'd better work OP

Try it lmao

So I will have 2 then

Watch me as I die alone

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fk it, roll

I hope so

Hmm

Sure

Please, god. Please.

What if I dont want one

no

Can I have a bf instead? I sucked my 1st dick a few days ago and now I want to do that more often.

Nah

roll

no i wont

I actually got a date tomorrow. Wish me luck.
Maybe i can escape this place

Its worth the shot

K

Please no.

fingers crossed

Lying nice try

why not i guess

**drumroll please**

Maybe the 9/10 I’ve been scared to talk to for over a year will notice me. Shit, I’m rolling

You better not be lying, OP!

ok

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Really

Finally after 46 years

k

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Hell yeah

Pls

Yeet

A

i am replying wi

pls give qt bulgarian gf

lies... but i will go for it.

fuck I already have a gf! This shit works fast doods

Does this mean I'm still hopefull?

If only

Pls I wan fembot gf

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Guess again

Can i choose my gf?

Good, I need another

But I am gay

Roll

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sure

replied

Unlikely. But there seems to be a girl at work who's interested

roll

This. I love seeing thots be like "im a strong independent woman i aint need no man" but immediately bitch about their man not buying them stuff

fuck it... lets go

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K

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I doubt it because im retard but ok

Wrong

Pls

Doesn't hurt to try

may the odds be ever ib your favour

ookk

Worth a shot

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Never

ok

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May as well

thanks fren

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to everyone in here actually desperate, just download tinder, lower your standards and meet the person irl as soons as possible. If you manage to fake that you are at least a bit sociable, it will work out after a few tries, even if it isnt for a long-term relationship.k ? bye kek

who needs gf when you have loli

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Tried this a couple of weeks ago
Still no gf

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Ha, funny

Nothin left to lose

What happened?

im very lonely

Roll

bet

Pls

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i'm looking for something long-term though, not just a fuck buddy. and i don't want to pretend someone is ideal for me just to sate a need not to be alone the rest of my life.

also when your area is isolated and gives shit dating results, it's kind of hard to put your faith in dating sites. never mind that if dating sites actually did their job they wouldn't be in business for long.

Rollin

fuck you

Why do you guys even bother?

But I don't wanta- OH SHI-

In OP we trust.

Doubt

we both know that this will unlikely happen ...

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Damn I wish I had a qt Japanese gf who will hold my hand & hug me, then get close to me and tell ,e that she actually loves me. I had that once, but I lost it. Maybe with this OP's promise, and by some miracle from Christ, I could have it again.

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ok

Eh. Ok. She better let me play my video games though.

yeah, the idea of dating apps are kinda fucked up if you live in a small town or something like that. so that really doesnt work for that. But anyway, if you live in a bigger city, i still think it is the best way to find a long term relationship, even if you happen to find a lot of fuck-buddies, one of them might turn into a long-term relationship. if you have no other way, i would say that is a safe bet tbh

Yonkers

Unless I can make it with the hot chick at work, I doubt that

Why not

If you lied to me op, I will find you. And end you.

we shall see

Lies ppl dont love me

Shit nice quads

they dont have to love you if you have something to offer

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yeah imagine that

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Let's see...

Yes

Oh really?

I doubt it but will reply

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bullshit

Ur gay op

If dubs will post her nudez

sure, why not

Sweet

Nigger

Only one way to find out

why you do this?!

What’s the pic for?

Ok boomer

ha right

As if

ayyyyyyyy

why not

ill fuck ur mum if I don't

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GOD PLEASE

I'll take a shota instead, thanks.

255 replies, holy shit

Not sure why people like this cunt. She's ugly, and looked better bald.

plz

ty

This never works, but I'll keep trying.

Does anyone believe you? Do I believe you? Maybe.

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that's impossible

If I don’t receive my girlfriend by tomorrow, I will eat my own shit. Will post next day (24 hours from now)

Y

>tfw when op lied

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nwordsayer69

well here i go selectin traffic lights for this aye

agreed. i kind of wish i could afford to up and relocate but the situation i'm in right now has me with my own house/property and i'm around family.

i guess i need to just work on my career and hope that it will lead to me making more connections and meeting more people outside my little area. it's just that time is fleeting and i want to enjoy life with a romantic companion while i'm still in my prime.

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Lonely

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roll

Uh-huh sure

One is plenty

Lets go

roll

duck

If I reply to this and have a wife, does that mean I'll get a mistress?

can't hurt

sure, why not

I prefer seeing the 5 digit numbers in my bank account when I'm single. Girlfriends are a waste of money

Okay

Good luck Yea Forumsros

lol sure

Who is getting the best head?

yeah, from someone who lived in a small city from most of their life. it really gets hard man. i work in IT so there are basically no girls where i work. tried going for some more sociable hobbies like football and table tennis, and that seems to be fucked up too. so idk, at least i dont have anything holding me here, might as well move

ok

Carson get outta here

if you have a girlfriend that is with you for your money then you are not in a proper relationship.

Lmao

Please

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Might as well try

Ok :)

Worth a shot

Pls

Kek

Let's see if b/ magic works.

Dose a transman count?

theres no way in hell but im a fucking bitch and im willing to try

Lebron James

I give the best head.

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Poop

Roll

Fuck it

Sure buddy

THANK YU

gimme

"Your gift is too great for me"