Another glorious work week is coming to pass inside the empire. As you all know, operation COLORADO RAPID is due to commence in 4 days. The details of the operation have been sent to every household.
From Langley, VA: -Colorado Rapids- The Central Intelligence Agency has assessed that the Europeans have no idea about our combined national operation. They suspect absolutely nothing. Langley director TD Bradshaw has given the operation clearance to proceed
From the Pentagon -Department of War- All US citizens are required to be ready to depart for the European mainland at approximately 04:00 on 9/22/2019. West coast will meet at Long Beach Naval yards and East coast will meet at New York Harbour Pier 33.
NICE TRY YANKS, HOW CAN YOU LEAVE THE COUNTRY IF YOU HAVENT GOT A PASSPORT HUH.
Luke Rodriguez
WE WILL JUST PUT A BLACK MAN ON THE SHORES OF EUROPE, WE ALL KNOW YOURE SCARED OF THEM HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ryder Rodriguez
The Europeans will hate us in the beginning, but once they see the American flag rise over their capitol, all will be forgiven.
Thomas Jenkins
Did you not read the FUCKING HEADER
Christian Young
i didnt take it seriously because i figured true Americans cant read.
Aiden Bell
This is why I won't feel bad for conquering your nation.
Enjoy getting yeeted by a 18 year old kid from Tyler, Texas.
James Reyes
hopefully he wont die in a school shooting before getting the opportunity.
Landon Walker
Hopefully you don’t die in a terror attack before he gets over there to Fortnite dance over your gaping asshole corpse
Chase Perez
He won't. The odds of that happening are extremely low. But good luck trying to get that through your brainwashed Euro skull.
Leo Cruz
no terror attacks in my country because we dont allow in outsiders, unlike your country with its strong borders and outstanding amount of illegal immigrants, just shows you are weak and not very effective.
Logan Adams
give it time, the body count is getting higher and higher all the time.
Camden Wood
what they mean is that eventually given the recent spate of school shootings that the chances of getting shot are getting more and more likely all the time, but you already know that probably because of your world famous school system.
Liam Wilson
Operative Lambda reporting. Following up on last year's Paris recon intel, I am happy to report our mole in 15e arrondissement is in place and ready. The weapons cache at Gloriette Café is secure.
Jace Parker
The next city over is literally Long Beach, you bet I'm ready. Dumb euros, ain't got a clue.
Eli Cruz
**RE: Western Euro Operatives** -Dept of Strategic Planning- Note to all operatives: Representatives from Wyoming, South Carolina, and Florida will meet at the rendezvous point in Paris. Instruct them where the weapons are located exactly and prepare for battle.
Cooper Reyes
**LOGISTICS AND SUPPLIES** -US Army depot, Lawton, OK- The Federal government has issued every citizen taking part in The operation the following: x1 M4 rifle with ammunition x1 US army tent and survival gear x1 US army uniform
West and East coast will be dropped at Brighton, UK and the invasion will first proceed to destroy all resistance in the U.K.
**SPECIAL NOTE FOR EARLY MAINLAND INVADERS** -Dept of War- The following states will launch an early assault on the European mainland: -Washington -Oregon -California -New York -Vermont
Those taking part in operation EARLY BIRD are required to show their DD-724 form at the loading zone for their region.
