It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Yea Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 1 hour and 10 minutes.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
I know this is bait, but fuck it, I'll bite anyway. Guy Fawkes mask? Fucking newfag.
Lincoln Morgan
>it's the leader speaking.
No, you're not mate, I know that for a fact. You ask where the problems on the internet come from and you mention Reddit, it's funny because you're using Reddit spacing on your shitty little bait. The thread generally is the kind of cancer that gets people destroyed online, I'll see what I can do to you, I won't be asking a personal army to do it either, brace yourself user, you say the clock is ticking it is... for you.
The only thing that you actually got right is that; We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Ffs, who rattled anonymous' cage again?
Henry Gutierrez
So what is the face of Anonymous now? A pepe? A fucking wojak? The folk on Yea Forums now don't want laughs and raids anymore, every attempt is just met by NYPA. All anons want to do now is masturbate to fully clothed girls on social media.
I know. It hurts. But classic user didn't HAVE a face, that was kind of the point. Too many newfags who don't understand the point of NYPA.
Dylan Russell
remember way back when anonymous actually had power and did things? now its youtube videos "predicting the future" of things to come in the next couple days that never happens. When did anonymous become a $10 psychic?
Joshua Wright
thats a dull knife
Aiden Carter
its dull like your penis i beat your wife fucks black people
There's a lot more chans to be worried about other than Yea Forums. Infact Yea Forums is super mild compared to some. So do us all a favour and neck your self. And live stream it
Michael Bell
Can't tell if this is a shitpost or e-rp, but considering how much clowns are on here I wouldn't be surprised if actual action was taken
Yeah I've known this for a while but no one tells me which ones. Fuck sake. I can understand you not wanting to give it away on here and let the underage cancer infiltrate. But what do I do, I've 'lurked moar' on 8ch, 7ch, 76ch (RIP in peace), 711ch, and all the other shitty little offshoots. Fuck, give me a clue at least.
Hudson Robinson
Honestly, I just made that up. Pretty sure things have just changed. Pretty soon places even remotely like Yea Forums will be illegal.
