Waifu for laifu!

For me, it's Fawful. And get this: I've been straight all of my life. Not even physically attracted in the slightest; It's all emotional. I don't even know how it happened. I've tried to figure out why time and again. Even among gays, he can't be very anything-attractive at all without horribly cutesy-ifying him. So why does he push away all of my barriers? I've tried seeing why some female character (or even person) wouldn't push the same brain buttons, but it still eludes me.

I've tried getting over this obsession, but it's unlike any other. I can rationalize it out with literally anything else I've been obsessed with in my life, but not as much as this one

I'm aware of these mental gymnastics my brain does that doesn't work on anything else:
Character got friends or family that would disapprove? Nope.
Would *I* care if they disapproved? Not all that much, since he himself is a tyrannical, arrogant maniac without much regard for others.
Would he gladly let me worship him unlike anyone he had to brainwash would, and would he relish in it? Definitely.
Would hundreds or thousands of other people be willing to have him like I would?
No.
Do any other internet weirdos I've seen that have taken a shine to him to a similar extent to me actually accept him as a character fully—with his flaws, general messed–up-ness, and surprising subtle complexities—Instead of altering him to some shallow, poorly-made bastardization in their little romanticized, cutesy fantasy bubble?
No.

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He's also slightly sympathetic of a character, given the only person he seemed to care about was murdered right after his first ever real defeat, and how he even tried to repress his insanity somewhat in the aftermath while he was hiding away in the sewers selling rare, powerful inventions for mere raw, unwashed beans found in the dirt.

He planned revenge for six years afterwards (the only Mario character to noticably have aged and have any real lasting character development) and it all came crashing down, with every back-up plan he set for the chips on his shoulders being triumphed time and time again, eventually culminating in a suicide bombing as a last-ditch effort to rid the world of the things he tried so long and so hard to destroy.

All of this because he couldn't let go of his self-important views and obsessive hatred for the two rinky-dink plumbers that ruined everything he felt like he deserved, especially with how unlikely it should be for them to have any sort of power to stop him—no— how much they *shouldn't* even be able to do anything they were able to! He was rightly and justifiably stopped, but he was also tragic some kind of way.

Despite all of his glaring flaws, he was dedicated, ambitious, mentally ill (with treatment having had potential at one point) and perhaps even a little lonely, even if he didn't know it or think it himself.

Wow, I know how much unemployment sucks. It can really drag at your self-esteem. I'm sure you are already sick of hearing about how great the job market supposedly is right now.

Don't let it get you down too bad. Just apply for a few things every day and the interviews will start happening.

I just quit my job to focus on schooling, and I increased my internship weekly hours to fill in that gap, so I'm still pretty busy but I'm learning things for my new career, so I'm happy about it.

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He also is a unique character for many reasons, but the one that stands out the most is that his quirks are different (personality more slightly, but such still applies) depending on which localization of the game you're playing. In one he has a poor grasp of the language he's speaking, but is a metaphor wordsmith (particularly with food-based ones); in another he constantly stammers; in another he talks in a sophisticated manner of speech, also employing many set-phrases; and in yet another he repeats the same thing multiple times to get his point across.

He's such an interesting and fascinating anomaly of a character in so many different ways, and my brain eats it all up. I'm not even done trying to correctly explain my thoughts properly, but I've already wasted too much time...

And I'm pretty sure I'm aromantic aswell, so this obsession/passionate admiration digs *deep*. What's wrong with me? I'm not even mentally ill. Why is it so hard to shake this obsession out of any other? Why would I heavily consider throwing away my life to be his highest acolyte, even though I know it would probably end terribly and lead me into neverending despair?

Who?

Pic related is who.

What the fuck, it didnt come up in the search because it was spelled wrong. Fuck.

its fine we all have slip ups hope to lurk both threads

exist

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everyone you are looking for is in here

wow!!!
thanks love! :3

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have fun with your friends hope you have a good time user