Live on academy

>live on academy
>all window sills in all rooms are industrially painted and left to dry
>strict instructions not to even touch it for weeks
>accidentally draw with black sharpie on it
>obvious as fuck
>get desperate and try to remove it with ethanol
>new paint coat starts coming off
What do I do lads? They’re literally checking from room to room tomorrow. I need an excuse

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Oh god it’s a patchy fjcking mess oh god.

>academy

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Genuinely interested in knowing what you think an ‘academy’ is in your brain

a place for underage students. nobody calls college 'academy', that's typically a middle/high school term.

compound the fact that you're unable to follow a simple instruction NOT to do something...

Like how did you manage to do it accidentally.?

>thought of sketch
>draw on paper
>sharpie bleeds straight through
>don’t notice until hours later

retards. That is all.

You're retarded, kill yourself.

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>drawing on paper on the wall
it's not an accident if you're completely retarded

>accidentally draw with black sharpie on it
>What do I do lads? They’re literally checking from room to room tomorrow. I need an excuse
Take responsibility and grow as a person.
sage

Less abuse more help with a cover up story

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just say niggers broke in an did it.

Post a pic.

this

Tell them what happened, cover the damage. Making mistakes is part of life, hiding from then doesn't build experience. Experience forms you, so don't throw the opportunity away.

Cry

Tell the truth! You got this

Offer to suck'em if they fix it and dont tell anyone

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when they come in jack off dressed like a girl they wont say shit

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yiff in hell, furfag

>another YiHF comment in the span of two hours
>in exactly the same style too

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post pic or fuck off

yeah cause it's the same person
see this is why you are annoying

just tell them what actually happened without trying to make an excuse
from my experience trying to pass off something as nobodies fault or saying "I don't know" just piss people off. That's because most people can see through obvious bullshit excuses like that since its what every kid says

Yeah, I figured. Hello again! =^_^=
I think a part of you secretly likes my antics.

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telling the truth is always best. and you had good intentions. you'll be ok dude just don't lie

I know that this would be an amazing trope for a fictional world, but as I referred to earlier, murphy's law; I don't secretly like your antics. I have no problem with your personality, and I think that a communicative user like you is good for the board, but I also wish your laura posts would just disappear.

>I also wish your laura posts would just disappear.
I'd love to stop too, actually. Unfortunately, most of the TK community stopped caring for Laura, so I had to take my Laura posting elsewhere.

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You can just obsess over your furry imaginary girlfriend by yourself, you know? You're not depending on others, you don't need to share.

>You can just obsess over your furry imaginary girlfriend by yourself, you know?
To put it in terms of a rationalist like yourself—I could, but then I'll get caught up in my own thoughts, and I'll be driven to lash out in some other way.

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I understand what you mean, entirely. Obviously I will still keep pushing you to stop posting, as I don't care if you assault a man over Laura as long as I can enjoy shitposting in peace.