Weifu

Weifu

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still here


and


not as heavy as i like. i bit heavier would be better. they are nice but i do not get to have them often unfortunately

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more epic waifu

Rory thread better

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Well, its not hard, but it does stink.

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just go to the bathroom or something?

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Silence, featherbag consuming produce.

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>60% removed
Sounds like theres gonna be a followup surgery for that. Whats the roadmap look like for treatment?

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Eh, I do have to think about that now, dont I.

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F Rohrschach's belly
I'm here to claim homegirl because they make me calm, and happy, somehow, and because I promised.
Why do you want a solution to this emotion? Why do you want to get rid of such a strong fascination?
You can just keep this feeling in you, you know, if it makes you happy..

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Wait 6 months, reassess, remove bag and reattach.

>Rory-sama

nah to dump it

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don't tell me what to do, demon

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>6 months on the bag
That sounds like it gonna be brutal. Hope it isnt too intrusive on the normal life for you.

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No need if the bag isnt full
Hasnt been too bad so far. Need to keep an eye on the wound though, that long bastard has some healing to do.

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Look, you upside down satan what is it. I think i understand what you mean. Wish i'd also get more storms here
Don't talk down to me or i'll not join your cord again...
As your older brother i will tell you what to do and you will listen

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and if it does?
what is what? I get woken up sometimes but loud things and that upsets me as its hard to fall back asleep. everyone does until they have a lot from what i can tell.

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>I get woken up sometimes but loud things
Gunshots?
Sup.

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now u are my brother too?

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lookin for that buttpic

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How goes it
By loud things you mean neighbors? Never get tired of thunder going off
When have i ever been anything other but your bro. Or are you telling me we...

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loud music and yelling mostly
more or less. its pretty nice.

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Then I do need to empty it

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how often is that?

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begone you horny demon!
but we fucked

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Same as everyone else with poop. 3-4 a day.

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but its fun...

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What do they say?

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i dont poop 3-4 times a day

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No shit it's fun. If I were in a different situation I might have shared a pic.

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Me either.

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You can't gaslight me, floozy. I'd never be drunk enough to forget that

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Not eating enough then tbh.
Both of you, really.

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True, oh well. The gf has been pushing her fantasy of watching me fuck a guy in handcuffs.
This guy needs to be post bussy too

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generally stupid things
i think rory is the odd one out
oh? i mean just like 1 meal a day with a snack somewhere in there

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How often do you eat? I'm worried now.

Pff.. you are wasted after like 2 beers. Like you'd remember anything after a bottle of vodka.
What is up with waifu's girlfriends? Yours is the 2nd that wants to watch her guy fuck a man.

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Are you telling me tea and cigarettes have no nutritional value?
I eat 3 meals a day and eat plenty of fiber.

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Idk, I guess being a fuko is in vogue for girls that are weebs. I don't exactly object either though,

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fujo

I wonder if they see that like we do lesbians. I mean.. I'd watch my gf finger another. Maybe they feel the same about guys being fags.

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sounds like too much planning tbh

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I try to never stop. Multiple small meals. More eternal snacking.
Yeah thats not enough.
Tea, some. Fags, no. Fibre depends on type. More soluble, less insoluble.

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That makes sense then, constant metabolism means constant bowel movement. I don't think other people are doing it wrong, just different.
>what's up with waifu's girlfriends?
valid question

Never gonna happen. Go find cat boys
This lightweight calling me a lightweight. We both know who's holding who's hair

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That sounds like cuckolding, bounty hunter.
I don't do the cooking or planning, my job provides me with food.
Most fiber comes from green salads and fruit.

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I could fuck you both up if I were 5 years younger.
Try some other sources. You'd be surprised just what gives you fibre.

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If only.. if only.. stop whining and bring it bitch!

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Oh that sounds nice at least

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I'm not a bounty hunter though, I'm a detective...
Also idk probably, but the dynamics are different since its a guy.
cat boys are cute

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Try me. I come from a long family line of bootleggers an alcoholics
Cat girls are better change my mind

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I know some types of grains like can provide fiber, but my digestion is good as it is.
Absolutely, and all it took was for me to sell my soul.
Are they really different? Maybe she's just a closet NTR fan?

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Idk, possibly. I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth though

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Aegis claimed.
Good morning everyone.

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I came into that horn. You shouldn't have put it in your mouth

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That sounds lewd..

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>I'm not a bounty hunter
What that heck. You telling me you're not dog
How goes it robot everyone wants to fist
Taking it back to bed now. Thinking of you

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Bro I think he's not "Dog". Oh shit oh fuck oh God.

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I'm okay. I just got off work and started Nier Automata. How are you, entirely straight individual.

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Good morning, you!

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2 bottles of bourbon, 2 hours, no food.
See above.
Grains, avocadoes, root vegetables, oats, beans and lentils. As well as broccoli, cauliflower and apples. What you seem to get your fibre from is insoluble, harder to digest and firms your poop.

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Check, avocados are memes, beets and sometimes potatoes I guess, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes,haven't eaten in half a year, same, apples more or less often.
I don't have any digestive issue.

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Howdy, you!

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Its something to look at, really. Food for thought.

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Ha! You're funny.

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My whole life is a lie. I thought i meat my hero
Have fun in your free time before Ms. Smith sees what you are doing. I'm okay being made fun of by my buddy. I AM! Believe me
What volume? I can down little over half of 1.14L without problems now, in about same time, no food, only smokes. Not proud of that one

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Did you meat him good?

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luv u too stuffy
That's not fun drinking anymore. You have a death wish.

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*akward silence*

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I like how the quality of this image is godlike but then you get to the mouth and it's just a triangle and a trapezoid.

Who's Ms. Smith?

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Followed by nervous shaking.

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>Can't continue after I died because the continue function hasn't been installed yet.
I hate buying digital.

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I love geometry, probably.

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autism chan where?

he is kill

I think they're dead, unfortunately.

750 both.

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Meet and meet his meat good

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Oh, okay.

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If you were downing 2 bottles of that in a night while functioning you outclass me in tolerance. Hope you are doing better now, not good being in that place
You call me that i call you Mrs. Smith. Forget me forgetting the r this whole time

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Okay. I don't know what's going on.

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Yeah, I was a wreck. Much better place now, not so much physically but mentally much improved.

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wtf why

After they became the center of a lot of controversy, in their view trying to protect important values of this chain-thread from invasion by other anons, I guess they just gave up, packed their waifu, and left.
I can't speak in their name though, and I'm not a discordfag, so I know less that others.

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Kik youngmittens bi 19 f pay whore selling live pic and vid requests with no limits

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It's okay, i haven't know what i've been doing since 1934
Ya, i did't mean it in that way. Hope you got what i meant. Good to hear you didn't fall down that trap, we both know those kind. They're not happy people

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I zoomed in to check the detail in this pic, just to be greeted by a watermark.

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he was online like 2 weeks ago though what

Sorry... I don't have access to my folder at the moment, I'll make it better once I can.
I haven't noticed them post at all, is all. As I said, you're probably more networked than I am.

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He just cut contact with everyone out of the blue. I still have him added as a friend on disc but they don't reply. Weird.

Why are you apologizing? That's odd.

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kthen
same here but didn't he say he was only leaving at the end of this month? why so early?

Oh, okay then. You're old.

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If they said anything about it all that's news to me.

I could, I have her outfit buuuut.. I'm not gonna wear that shit outside

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I slep

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fuq
no one here knows anything

please stop posting my waifu

you sounded disappointed, and I don't want to make you feel disappointed
goodnight, sleep tight!
well, you have time to post her, now

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Why..?

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>I zoomed in to check the detail in this pic, just to be greeted by a watermark.
You sound like you expected to see a full detail image, like it's supposed to be. The word "just" implies disappointment, in this case, no?

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You are making me sad posting he
I'm not old, you're old. Hecken robots these days, no respect
Wants wrong... Scared i might see you
See ya later

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>and I don't want to make you feel disappointed
But why? I don't get it...

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Maybe cause a guy in hotpants looks strange?

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Please explain, I don't get it.
If I make you sad just shoot me.
I want you to feel happy when you look at my posts, it is their entire point!
I post as a thank-you to people like you, what good would that do if I just let you down?

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Apologies, respect file has been corrupted.
Please attempt to redownload.

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What if I commit war crimes?

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Only looks strange if you make it so :P
BANG
Nah, you're all right
Right click
Save as
Extract here
Run respect exe

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What if thousands of children starve on the regular? What if storms rage, destroying homes and lives? What if mass extinction happens, just so that some rich people can live in luxury?
If I can like such a world, there's not much you could do to make me dislike you.

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>What if mass extinction happens
Yes plz

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An error has occurred :(
Please wait while we try restarting...

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Poke fun with you next time. Have a good one reader. Until next time

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I wasn't referring to human extinction specifically, but even then.
Bye 'Stolf, have a good time!

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Ohai, everybody. Sorry I made another thread because this one didn't come up in the search because it didn't occur to me that OP would spell it "weifu" instead of "waifu" so I guess it was my fault but not really.

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For me, it's Fawful. And get this: I've been straight all of my life. Not even physically attracted in the slightest; It's all emotional. I don't even know how it happened. I've tried to figure out why time and again. Even among gays, he can't be very anything-attractive at all without horribly cutesy-ifying him. So why does he push away all of my barriers? I've tried seeing why some female character (or even person) wouldn't push the same brain buttons, but it still eludes me.

I've tried getting over this obsession, but it's unlike any other. I can rationalize it out with literally anything else I've been obsessed with in my life, but not as much as this one

I'm aware of these mental gymnastics my brain does that doesn't work on anything else:
Character got friends or family that would disapprove? Nope.
Would *I* care if they disapproved? Not all that much, since he himself is a tyrannical, arrogant maniac without much regard for others.
Would he gladly let me worship him unlike anyone he had to brainwash would, and would he relish in it? Definitely.
Would hundreds or thousands of other people be willing to have him like I would?
No.
Do any other internet weirdos I've seen that have taken a shine to him to a similar extent to me actually accept him as a character fully—with his flaws, general messed–up-ness, and surprising subtle complexities—Instead of altering him to some shallow, poorly-made bastardization in their little romanticized, cutesy fantasy bubble?
No.

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It's never wrong to blame Australians.

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He's also slightly sympathetic of a character, given the only person he seemed to care about was murdered right after his first ever real defeat, and how he even tried to repress his insanity somewhat in the aftermath while he was hiding away in the sewers selling rare, powerful inventions for mere raw, unwashed beans found in the dirt.

He planned revenge for six years afterwards (the only Mario character to noticably have aged and have any real lasting character development) and it all came crashing down, with every back-up plan he set for the chips on his shoulders being triumphed time and time again, eventually culminating in a suicide bombing as a last-ditch effort to rid the world of the things he tried so long and so hard to destroy.

All of this because he couldn't let go of his self-important views and obsessive hatred for the two rinky-dink plumbers that ruined everything he felt like he deserved, especially with how unlikely it should be for them to have any sort of power to stop him—no— how much they *shouldn't* even be able to do anything they were able to! He was rightly and justifiably stopped, but he was also tragic some kind of way.

Despite all of his glaring flaws, he was dedicated, ambitious, mentally ill (with treatment having had potential at one point) and perhaps even a little lonely, even if he didn't know it or think it himself.

He also is a unique character for many reasons, but the one that stands out the most is that his quirks are different (personality more slightly, but such still applies) depending on which localization of the game you're playing. In one he has a poor grasp of the language he's speaking, but is a metaphor wordsmith (particularly with food-based ones); in another he constantly stammers; in another he talks in a sophisticated manner of speech, also employing many set-phrases; and in yet another he repeats the same thing multiple times to get his point across.

He's such an interesting and fascinating anomaly of a character in so many different ways, and my brain eats it all up. I'm not even done trying to correctly explain my thoughts properly, but I've already wasted too much time...

And I'm pretty sure I'm aromantic aswell, so this obsession/passionate admiration digs *deep*. What's wrong with me? I'm not even mentally ill. Why is it so hard to shake this obsession out of any other? Why would I heavily consider throwing away my life to be his highest acolyte, even though I know it would probably end terribly and lead me into neverending despair?

I remember your posts. Why do you even want to get rid of this feeling?
If it makes you happy, you can keep it, you know? you don't need to solve every riddle, even if your brain tells you so.

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Where at?
And, well... I'm not sure if this is OK, you know? Usually I'd be against it.. And I'm not sure how healthy this is to keep fueling it.

Then I blame the Australians!

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The obsession does help me somewhat with existential thoughts and motivation and such, but I feel like I should be working towards being able to work that stuff out through my own will rather than using some weird mind trickery in the form of said obsession. The issue is not wanting to let go despite me knowing this..

Claimin' this one.

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here.

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okay then!

bbl.

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I understand. I was in the same situation.I've made a lot of good experiences from it, and I'm far more happy and enthusiastic since then!
You just gotta focus on not isolating yourself over it. As soon as it feels like a chain on your leg, you're doing something wrong.
Everything is fake, all motivation is mind tricks. Of course this isn't a normal spot to draw motivation from, and people won't understand when you flat out tell them.
But maybe it's worth a try! Maybe, a happy life is worth the risk of having a weird life for a few years.
y?
I miss pebbleposter.

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rodeside pebble is still here

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As it turns out, I have to play the whole opening level to Neir again.
Who makes a game like this without autosave?

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Cute pic

he posted here a few days ago

Thank you, I really needed someone else's perspective on the whole thing
Thanks for assuring me I'm not turning into a looney, haha

Beautiful insight that examines my feelings and brain machinations at their core.

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Hallo!

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I have amazing news!

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Hallo! What's the news?

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Wowee, news! Do tell

7:30 and I'm sober. Wasted evening.

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Just drink.

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7:30? where are you?

I don't wanna kill my Gin. I'd need to go buy beer.
switzerland

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Oh I see, just asking seeing as we live in the same timezone apparently.

Go buy beer then.

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Half the thread lives in this timezone u horse. Earthy and supreme are both german, junko somewhere up north, jules is near me.. It's always either US, UTC+1 or aussies.
Yeah.. I wanna but the shower is occupied. I stink like a smash player

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I'm losing my virginity today in a few hours.

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how old are you? If it's anything above 21, you are too late mate. Life went past u

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Hey
Just go and get something to drink it's not that hard.

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alright, good luck user

YES IT IS YOU MORON
I can't leave the house smelling like I do. People would think I'm a smash player.
The fucking shower is occupied tho

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Hi
I'm 22

And it is hapening right after he finishes class

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Hey man, let the kid dream, live his best life an all that.

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Danke

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HOLD THE FUCK ON
Are you going to get fucked in the ass? Dude.. you are still a virgin after that. That's not how that shit works u utter imbecile.
Nah man, I'm the crusher of dreams

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Yes

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what are those!??

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He hasn't become a wizard yet, it's fine.

pls tell me u are actually planning to get ass fucked and believe that's gonna take ur virginity
I'm gonna piss my pants laughing


My get is god sent
get's to tell him he's a fucking faggot

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It's hard to disagree with those numbers, but I was always under the impression that gay people had two virginities. One for giving, one for receiving.
It's like a superpower or something.

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Absolutely disgusting. Have you been rotting in your house the entire day?
How's it going.

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Nice numbers

No hes the cutest twink I've ever seen.

Although I couldnt care less really

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Can't sleep. Have to say don't give yourself up that easily
Holy shit, nice digits

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Virginity is a vague and dumb concept, so— OOOH LORD! NEVERMIND, QUINTS-SAMA, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT

Well yeah but ppl don't usually walk around talking about their anal virginity. That's not really what one means with that word.
Yeah.. it's cold af but I was doing some indoor sports. Shit got mad sweaty
Doesn't answer my question
Ikr, I'm uber good. Yo, beer in about 40minutes. U in?

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Big day

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Just imagine when his new girlfriend finds out.
That'll be a time and a half.

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I said no, I wouldn't mind if he did though.

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new gril? Who, what, where?

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Don't lie u fag, u are gonna get railed in the ass.
Ey yo fur waifu, come help me fag shame seras

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Is that not a thing gay people do?

He was talking about this girl he's in love with for like the past week. Apparently he asked her on a date.
Now his getting plowed by some twink.

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fag shame him? i thought he liked a girl, what happened while i wasnt here?

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Nah hes beutifull

10/10 for me

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idk man, I'd have to be a fag to know
dicks happened, now he's gonna get railed in the ass

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Dont care really I know he want to be bottom but I don't mind.

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I've no idea what's happening, but I find it oddly hilarious.

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Don't tell me you can't handle a little breeze. Exercising in the cold is quite nice, especially after you warm up.
What's so special about it?

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