Stripper stories thread (cont)

Stripper stories thread (cont)

Has Yea Forums ever fucked a stripper? Dated one?

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I have fucked a couple strippers and dated 2 of them. One of the ones I dated was black and had a secret life so it didn't last long. She was in a long term relationship and had children

Fucked many, never dated one. That's crazy.

Yes, twice. What ever you have heard about going to a strip joint and not being allowed to touch or have sex with a stripper, that is the official regulation but in reality almost anything goes because it always depends on the girl.

How did you find out they would fuck you?

My Older brothers dated a stripper for a while in college when I was 10. Got lots of hugs, kisses, and she even showed me her titties. I never got to fuck her but she taught me how to jerk off while she gave me a lapdance. She liked seeing me orgasm.

Niccccce.

It depends, if they are attracted to you then money isn't a deal breaker if you got little but it does attract a lot more potential opportunities if you can tolerate the BS. The ones that are attracted to you or can tolerate your looks will voluntarily let you do a lot more. They will place your hands where they want and they will place your body parts where they want. They are a lot more touchy than if you aren't their type.
I don't go for drunk, dosed, or psycho types because I want to play it safe. Don't follow the script the strip joint tells the girls to do that generate money for the joint but give you little incentive to go back. If a girl is willing to go home with you then you need to already have a plan ahead of time before you get that proposition because it's always dangerous to have a stranger home with you. Taking home a girl to fuck from a strip joint isn't a date. It's a dangerous one-nighter that could be more than just sex if you are not careful. If a girl is willing to let you inside her in a public space then it's more than likely that she is willing to do the same and more in private.

Well let me know if this doesn't count I wouldn't say I dated them but I had a couple flings with some ladies who became strippers while we were fucking around. At first bugged me but I got to go in the club for free and catered to drinks i wasn't even "supposed" to be consuming since I was under the age limit back than but since in fucking the stripper with perky tits the bouncers didnt care. Never get into a full on relationship with them atleast from my two experiences I wont lol. It's a slippery slope for them getting into they make buku bucks but they fail to realize how much drugs flows throw one or any night club and they end up snorting or smoking everything they made for the night than come crying to you to go fix or buy this or that. Thankfully stripper number one ran away to some pedophile drug dealer living next to a middle school last I heard he became greenlighted and I never saw him since second stripper was a lousy fuck with a fat ass dont get me wrong i came like a god in the huge ass but if it wasn't for that she would be lost in life lol her stage name was Brooklyn( not even from the east coast but ok) she was cute pale redhead obviously not the sharpest crayon in the toolshed but she made good use sexually and ironically was the only reason I had her stay with me until I had to kick her out for bringing way too much bullshit to my neck of the woods plus dumb bitch tried to have a "client" drop her off at my place and whine that he wont leave so I had to run out in all my morning wood glory and yell at some guy in a truck. Now looking back I feel bad for him having to get yelled at by a guy with a boner at 4am but oh well you pay to play. Moral is this 8 out 10 as far anything sexual 0.0 / 10 for anything relationship or beyond in my opinion.

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yes I know fuck my grammar yadda yadda here's the strippers ass

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Dated a girl who mooched off me, then started stripping when we split.

Yeah I've had the same experience did yours have daddy issues too or?

Depends what you mean, her dad was a collosal faggot who she had little respect for.

I've fucked a couple strippers. I remember going to strip clubs when I was a broke college kid wearing jeans and a t shirt, getting the occasional lap dance and just oggling them from afar. When I went back for the first time like 10 years later for a buddy's bachelor party when I was well dressed and had even a little bit of money I was amazed at the difference. I'm not talking like blowing 10 grand, I mean just a couple hundred dollars and looking like a grown man was all I had to do and I had a stripper riding my dick in the "private" room.

I have fucked one in Sydney off of Tinder, found out she was a stripper afterwards

Sounds like you are simply paying for a prostitute.

Dating a porn star, dated and friend to fix a wannabe stripper... As fun as it may sound I would strongly advice against either.

You like fat girls?

Got kicked out of a strip club for fapping in the toilet lol

I dated a stripper for a year. It was a complete shit show. This is the only pic I have of from that time

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She started out normal but always wanted to party and get fucked up. I broke it off but stayed in touch. Hey, the pussy was good.
She just got worse and worse.
In 2016 she was mixing all sorts of drugs and had a stroke. Now she wants me back and take care of her.
This is her now.

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holy fuck, seriously? who would ever want to deal with that, her own fuck up

was married to a stripper. was just like being with any crazy chick. which is exactly like any relationship with a female.

Jesus, that's a fucking downer.

Are you blind?
Even so, what if he does? You ain't paying his fucking bills cringelord

I dated someone that used to be a stripper, but had upgraded to prostitution when we started hooking up. Not sure if that counts though.

Dated, fucked, and knocked up one.
She quit stripping a while ago, like in the middle ofnus dating, and is still pregnant with my kids. Twins.
Pretty much ghosted her cuz she's fucking parasitic and alcohol/weed dependant.
Sucks, cuz she already has a 6 year old daughter. Good kid, feel bad her mom kinda sucks.

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Yes and yes

...

>Pretty much ghosted her
She's gonna ghost your paycheck, daddy

Lol, this

Fucked a coworker that used to strip. Fucked at my apartment on our 2am lunch break the night before she was supposed to get married.

Hahah this.

I’m currently dating a stripper and she’s the love of my life. I’ve never dated a girl I’ve loved more. Sex workers are as varied and different as people in any other occupation.

As far as she knows no one has ever had sex in the club. People do act real creepy with trying to ask her on dates or find out where we live though.

Was her name Tracy?

Started going to prostitutes when I was 19, my first was this 22 year old girl who just started.

Me and her had sex and ended up talking for five hours after wards in her room. I'd go to her every week and the sex became unpaid and romantic and we'd always hangout. Sometimes I'd had to wait outside for fifteen minutes while she took another customer.
Had more sex and my condom broke without knowing, when we found out she said she didn't mind because she had fallen in love with me and we started dating. She quit a month after she was in the business for a year or so. When she became pregnant she decided to keep it and when it was born I knew it was mine (which test later confirmed)
I'm still with her and we're planning to get married soon.

We got a lot of shit for our entire relationship and kid but we both love her and would sacrifice the world for her, weird how things can go.

Underrated post

That sounds really wonderful.

I should add that I didn’t meet her in a strip club and we knew each other for five years before we started dating.

imagine knowing the girl you love is being touched while her naked body is being enjoyed by other men


FAGGOT CUCKS

Idc what anyone says that's beautiful.

I've banged a few strippers at after parties. But dating one? You have to be a special kind of fucking idiot to date a stripper. Period.

Its like everyone in my old platoon is in this thread. Unexpected feels. I miss those guys

>stripper giving ne a lap dance
>takes my hands and puts them on different parts of her body
>she feels the boner
>asks if I want to go to the backroom.
>how much?
>$300
>ok
>sit in the chair as she straddles me and rides me
>cum
>tell her I gotta hit the atm machine I only have $100 on me
>she takes the hundred and walks with me to the atm which is right next to the exit
>literally run out

10/10 experience. Never been back

Lol the capslock yelling

Yeah the touching doesn’t bother me. They’re not allowed to touch her pussy and she never takes off her bottoms. That said, I’m not stupid enough to go watch her work because I’d want to kill anyone who came off as even slightly disrespectful.

Also, you’re a close-minded piece of shit. Everyone deserves love no matter what they do unless they’re a fucking nazi or something.

Idiot.

I’ll never understand how people jizz in their pants from a lap dance.

Me and a few mates had been up for 3 days on coke so we decided to order some hookers. None of us had been with a hooker before, so it was for a laugh. I ended up with some middle aged Romanian woman, big fake tits, fake tan, standard hooker look. Railed lines off her tits for a bit and then ploughed the head off her. Been to strip clubs before and ended up taking one of the girls home and fucking her. Didn't even want my money or drugs!

It was in her vagene. When they ask if you want to go in to the backroom its code for sex

Enjoy your aids. If she was doing that with you she was doing that with everybody.
Also the back room doesn’t mean sex stupid. It might in some cases but rarely if ever.

lol i've done something similar to this
>be me
>christmas day last year
>visiting relatives a few states over
>things slow down so i decide to go get me a quick dance
>walk in, there's some decent talent to choose from
>blonde girl named andi asks if i want to go to the back room
>big floppy titties and a tight ass squeezed into matching orange lingerie with garters
>spend 20 on 3 songs
>she asks if i want more
>no shit i do
>we end up fucking
>asks me for the cash because she's tarded and didn't get it up front
>give her another 20 and show her my wallet is empty
>idea
>go to atm near front door
>she's watching me
>swipe a prepaid debit card i got as a gift earlier
>it fails to read obviously
>swipe a few more times for show
>tell her the bank must have put a hold on my card because i've been using it in a different state
>tell her i'll call them and ask them to lift the hold so i can pay her
>"it's noisy in here i'm gonna have to step out so i can hear the phone call"
>she agrees
>as soon as i get a foot out the door i fucking cheese it to the rental car i parked around the corner
>nothing ever came of it
>know your place, trash

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objectively false

strip clubs are lame af

Name?

Lucky man. Strippers teaching the youth

Big floppy titties? God that sounds gross.

i got a fetish for big floppy titties bro. you may not like it but this is peak milker performance

swing low, sweet chariot

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>Thankfully stripper number one ran away to some pedophile drug dealer living next to a middle school last I heard he became greenlighted and I never saw him since second stripper was a lousy fuck with a fat ass dont get me wrong i came like a god in the huge ass but if it wasn't for that she would be lost in life lol her stage name was Brooklyn( not even from the east coast but ok) she was cute pale redhead obviously not the sharpest crayon in the toolshed but she made good use sexually and ironically was the only reason I had her stay with me until I had to kick her out for bringing way too much bullshit to my neck of the woods plus dumb bitch tried to have a "client" drop her off at my place and whine that he wont leave so I had to run out in all my morning wood glory and yell at some guy in a truck.

168 words and not a period in sight. You know you won't run out of punctuation if you use it, right?

Well... more power to ya

oh yes. stripper was best GF, she was crazy AF and fucked like a demon.

...

>be me, 27, inna military.
>have 6 hour layover in Miami coming off of leave.
>go to titty club to blow off some steam.
>get a couple drinks and buy a few private dances.
CuteBrazilianchick.webm
>get private dance, best one yet.
>pay for second private dance, things get heated.
>condom comes out, dick comes out, fuck her from behind and fill that condom up while balls deep inside her.
>agree to not say shit to bouncer.
>catch flight, go back to regular life.
Good times.

Used to be in a band with this dude whose cousin (who lived with him) was a "go-go dancer" at Bada Bings (Satin Dolls). She was Polynesian and white and just hot as fuck. Also crazy as fuck. She became kind of obsessed with me for a while because I treated her like an actual person (it was my friend's cousin afterall) instead of the dumb slut she was. She wound up sucking my dick a bunch of times and we fucked a few times. She was just gorgeous and so was her body. But her craziness and maliciously obsessive behavior kind of killed the attraction. When I stopped hooking up with her she tried to ruin my life, poured red paint on my car, stabbed my tires out a few times, and was just generally a huge unnecessary cunt to me.

You got molested

...

I dated a blonde Cuban woman who looked kind of Russian a few years ago.

She danced at a bondage club and had severe mental issues, and never slept without king of the hill playing.

She was more annoying than anything else but God she was such a good fuck.

I've dated sex workers before. They're fucking crazy but they're happy to shell out the dosh to keep you happy.

Used to fuck this crazy hot bitch at the club. She was a mess. Stayed drunk. Annoying as fuck. Amazing head and pussy tho

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crazy hot is a bit of stretch here user

this

Ill add to this anons wisdom

tip 1
get private dances, its easier to talk business in private

tip 2
tip well
most guys are really poor tippers and word will get around fast that you tip well
also, when you get to the club have a few hundred and get that changed, the girls will talk to see who looks like they have money to spend and will give you more attention.

tip 3
Take a fucking shower, dress nice, and act like a decent normal person.
Strippers get hit on by poor, horny, smelly, drunken, trash all goddamn day every day. Set yourself apart from 99% of the other men. also if your crotch smells good a girl will keep her face in it longer.

some guys wear basketball shorts or sweatpants (so when you get lap/private dances there is less material between your hard dick and their naked ass) but that makes you appear to be poor trash and a creep.

tip 4
I have a pair of boxers that i cut the crotch out of and I wear light cotton or wool dress pants, same effect as the basketball shorts, but classy.

tip 5
get private dances with the girls that approach you, ignore the girls that dont approach you
If a girl approaches you and asks if you want a dance then she already feels you're attractive enough to rub her face in your crotch and shes looking to work and they will be more affable to pleasing you. the girls that dont approach guys are going to give shitty dances, because they dont want to be there.

tip 6
ask the girl where she likes to be touched and what turns her on, then do those things, the more turned on you get her the more she will do

tip 7
go to the club on nights when its not busy, if the clubs is opened on tuesday go then, it will be dead and your dollar will go farther

tip 8
clubs in large cities are better, there are more girls, they will do more

tip 9
depending on the club and the girl you will need to use various levels of tact when soliciting sex, which runs from asking to fuck to suggesting that you can be a sugar daddy

Should've used a comma between crazy, and hot. My B. Crazy. And hot. Not crazy hot.

Should've replied to the right person - who didn't use a comma in his post, instead of me who was just replying to the original non-comma containing post.

should have started pimping them out there, gator

the fuck you think we're talking about, faggot?

kekd hard

They give me their number

lol, no, you fucking 14 year old

I had drunk sex with my sister who is a stripper, does that count?

burner phones, aliases, hotels, and rental cars are required if you're going to stick your dick in crazy, definitely not a game for poor folks

Dated a girl who became a stripper into our relationship (both broke college students so...). Of course she ended up cucking the shit out of me for over a year, and now I'm all fuuucked up.

Good for you user, at least I do hope you and her are going to be happy together

just in time for international talk like a pirate day

Yes

Story:

>Be me, 18th birthday
>Socially awkward and what few friends I had moved out of state for University
>My sister, 24 at the time and a stripper, bought me a few bottles and invited some of her stripper friends over to her house to have a little birthday party for me
>We drink and drink, and after a handful of shots i come out of my shell and have fun
>Sister tells one of her stripper friends to give me a lap dance now that I'm legal
>Her friend is a solid 7, nothing special but has that "small town cutie" kinda vibe.
>Gives me a pretty decent lapdance
>She mounts me and rides my lap
>Pop a boner, pray she doesn't notice
>Go fucking figure, my sister notices and calls it out
>Her friends laugh (in a playful manner) and tell me don't worry, it happens all the time
>Back to hanging out and drinking
>After a while her friends all leave and my sister and I hang out at the dining table
>We keep drinking and just shooting the shit
>We're both pretty smashed at this point
>Thank her for the party, it meant a lot
>Also thanks for getting me a lapdance from your cute friend
>Sis giggles, "sorry user, she's taken"
>I don't remember the whole convo, but at some point for some reason I asked my sister if she's as good at giving lap dances as her friend
>She grins and says "neh, I'm better"
>"Oh yeah? Prove it"
>She laughs, calls me a perv.
>"Yeah that's what I thought, all talk"
>She decided to prove me wrong
>And boy, she was not lying about being better.
>She began to give me the most amazing (and very sexual) lap dance.

Cont?

yes

wow you went there
if ylyl I lost

you had a hot stripper gf with probably hot 6 yo daughter and you just decide to ghost her. stay winning user

> Dated a blonde bimbo stripper who was actually super sweet and nice
> Invited her over to "work on her website"
> Suggested we do a test video shoot
> She stripped down and fucked herself with a dildo on my bed while I videotaped
> After a few minutes I suggested that maybe i could help her out?
> She was taken aback but was flattered
> I went down on her with me fully clothed and her totally naked
> Was so yummy and tasty with a perfect asshole that I licked
> After she came she said that she loved watching me lick her
> She started to get clingy which I used to my advantage
> Invited her over several more times to hangout
> Became a regular thing, fucking, blowjobs, anal, etc
> She loved dressing up like a whore and dancing for me
> She was a total dummy and a ditz into crystals and shit
> Always talked about wanting to open up a crystal healing store WTF
> Was actually one of the sweetest girls I've ever fucked
> I loved just having her over and making out naked
> The softest skin you could imagine
> Nice juicy tits, perfect pussy, 80's blonde hairstyle
> Always knew that she could never be a girlfriend
> Was too stupid and dumb for me to show off to friends and family
> Fucked her for months and used her up completely
> Ghosted her eventually and she would leave teary messages on my phone
> Masturbate about her constantly

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You're objectively retarded. I got a bj during a private dance without paying for it, the girls just need to be into you. I'm guessing you're repulsive even by a strippers standards

I worked behind the bar at a local strip club, fucked 5 of them in the two years I worked there. One that stands out was a black chick on the larger side. She fucking begged for it. Called me master even on the clock when nobody was around. She still hits me up on fb, I moved halfway across the country since then tho

Dont you worry about std’s?

Captain save a hoe status confirmed

Subtle bait

>be 22
>post an ad on craigslist looking for a girl to tie up
>35 year old ex-stripper replies wanting to tie me up and suck my dick
>I let her tie up my hands and feet, half anticipating being robbed/assaulted
>she sucks my dick till I cum
>she swallows and just keeps sucking
>she sucks 4 nuts out of me
>tells me I'm so hot, gets wet
>we fuck with no condom
>I fall in love with her
>find out she was raped by her uncle when she was 3
>she had sex with her brother in highschool
>she freaked out when I told her I love her
>I dated her for 2 days. It sadly didn't work out
>she made me feel so creepy wanting to fall in love with her.
>I'm closer to her son's age, she made me feel so bad about that

She desperately wants a normal life, to be loved, to settle down, but she is so addicted and acclimated to a world of casual sex. She took me to a strip club and she pays strippers a dollar even though no one else is tipping them. she loves the skulls and trippy motorcycle, roses and fire tattoo artwork. She felt too old to be a stripper anymore but I told her she was hot. Ironically that only made her want to leave me and start stripping again

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>Dated for 2 days
>Told her you loved her

That's a major fucking yikes, my dude.

>I dated her for 2 days. It sadly didn't work out
>she freaked out when I told her I love her

uh, i don't think that was only because she was a stripper with a past user

knocked one up and then married her.. stupid stupid stupid idea.

I've been to strip clubs in several states that are hands on. No pussy but everything else is fine. It depends on the state.

give me her number, i'll take good care of her

"You know you won't run out of punctuation if you use it, right?"

This is a patently false statement. Human-made climate change is expected to deplete the world of all commas and periods by the year 2035. That is part of the reason I support AOC's Green New Deal; it will ensure that proper punctuation can be used by my grandchildren and by the generations to come.

Punctuation isn't just for liberals you know!

lol thanks for the laugh.

Thot status: saved

Found out the girl I had just started dating was a dancer. She wanted to move away from some dude and I needed a roommate. I’d been to a lot of clubs so the lifestyle didn’t bother me as far as I could tell she didn’t use drugs or turn tricks. She had a great body and would dance for me in the living room with a full outfit, makeup, wig, the whole thing. Sex was good, actually she was often mad at me for not giving her enough. She really wasn’t any crazier than previous girls.

Could be a stupid idea with anyone.

Bet she sends nudes all the time. Lets see

moar

Fuck you faggots trying to turn this i to some bullshit incest thread. Kill yourselves.

Took my girlfriend's younger brother to our local strip club shortly after he turned 19 for a celebration. Was early evening mid week, so not crazy busy, and ends up that a woman I knew from work (I'm a tattoo artist) is stripping at the club.\

This chick is older, very classy dresser and has a Montreal French accent -- would have pegged her as a rich house wife or interior designer of some sort, so a bit surprised when she came over in her sexy lingerie stripper outfit. Hugs all round, and I introduce the kid to her and mention it's her birthday. I order drinks and get one for her, and she joins us at the table for a bit, just shooting the shit, and since it's a slow night, she's in no rush to leave.

After a bit, she gets up and takes the kid's hand, and says come to the back room with me. He's worried, doesn't have any money with him for back room dances, and she kisses him lightly on the lips and tells him not to worry.

They're gone for nearly 45 minutes, when she eventually brings him back to the table, hugs me and wishes him a happy birthday.

He's flushed, disheveled, and refuses to say what happened, the only thing he says to me, with wide eyed wonder was, "Oh my god. That lady could do amazing things with her vagina."

Jealous I never got to fuck her, happy for him though.

Kek. I usually go to The Harem just a bit up 17. It’s hilarious that I read a story from my backyard

jesus come on lets go

Both. They make $3000 in a weekend and still don't have money. Will for sure have a black dude's baby, especially if she's white. I'm not racist or poor, just letting you know in case you are. Also, expect stupid bitch drama constantly.

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Are you seriously this stupid?

This reads like the worst work of fiction in this thread

Lol, what a story

Dating a stripper
Yikes!
Get a good girl instead and cheat on her with strippers.

Love wanco hookers

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What nigger piece of shit leaves their own child? All because you were so that stupid that you got a stripper pregnant? It’s beyond me how someone could go about their normal life knowing that your own flesh and blood is being raised by a whore.

I guess you really can turn a hoe into a housewife.

>feel bad her mom kinda sucks.
Ironic shitposting

No shit, you're a cool guy, user. If I knew you IRL I would buy you a beer. I don't give a shit about your gf's past. Your little girl has a mom and dad who love her and that already gives her a good start at a good life. I hope you all live happily ever after.

I dated and fucked a stripper. She was 19, had a super tight body, and fucked like a wild animal. Moved away to live with family. I miss her still.

You seem to be confusing "a job" with "a real life."

It's only molestation if you don't like it.

My mom lost her periods years ago. Good thing she's got a working colon.

It's all true. Back in the day (when CL was hot as shit) I would meet tons of girls. I fucked over 100 girls within 4 or 5 years. She was only one, and not even my best.

you gotta fuckin elaborate on how she taught you to masturbate and liked seeing you orgasm!!

Amen to that brother. user is a righteous man and I am sure they will have a great life as a family.
That little girl has a loving family, which is golden, no matter the shit anyone will talk about it.

No, but looking to hire one for my brother's bachelor party in San Francisco. Since Craigslist and Backpage have been shutdown, I figured picking one up in the club would be my next best bet. Any of you guys with experience in dealing with these chicks have any advice for making that likely to happen?

>you're repulsive
>gets blown by literal whores

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I was infatuated with one in Knoxville, Tennessee. She was gorgeous. Begged her to go out with me, but she would not budge.
In West Virginia, just over border from Virginia, one let me do whatever (except put it in her) in the private room. She was gorgeous also. I had a wonderful orgasm, where I just stayed there at the bar stupefied, and in a trance.

Strippers ahhhh lol i have a long time friend she is a stripper and if i ever need to release she has a friend always that would take care of me. Free of charge but i have to buy a lapdance.
One day she introduced me to to older friend i buy 2 lapdance her and friend. Friend pulls pussy on the side and unzips me. Tries to slide my dick in pussy. I declined cause no rubber

Vegas. Go to spearmint Rihno get lapdance with a hot hot little spinner and ask if she would meet me at hotel after work. She said yes. I call her next day and ask i have 300 she is loke be right over.
So far the tightest pussy i ever had

>Impregnated 9.5/10.
>Blonde hair.
>Light blue eyes.
>Perfect hourglass body
>Wonderful [handful of] tits.
>Exchanged numbers.
>Dreaming of having an amazing relationship with her.
>She lied about not having a b/f.
>Has my baby and lives with her b/f.
>Marries her b/f.
>See photos of my child on FBook.
>"They seem happy. Better not interfere because I'll just be opening up a can of worms at this point."
>BoulevardOfBrokenDreams.mp3
>Wishing I could've been with her and shared my life with her.
>Am currently an alcoholic depressed-as-fuck wage-slave barely eeking by.

Fuck my life...

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Prob not your baby dummy. If you know it is then rattle that shit faggot, why aren’t you taking care of your kid you fucking loser.

Fuck you.

I'm not in any position do do anything because I'm a poor-fag, and my kid has a better life without me. Why would I want to ruin that?

If you've never been a poor-fag, then you have no right to judge me.

Fuck you.

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I’m a poor fag too and I work my ass off to take care of my family. Do whatever you need to do to get your girl and kid back. Stop drinking yourself to death like a pathetic loser.
How do you know it’s your kid? Have you even talked to her about trying to he in the kids life?

What do you do for a living? Wage? Do you have family members? Do they help you out financially? Friends? Do they pitch in monies? I drink myself to death because my life's a bad joke. Like a movie I'm wanting to walk out of early. The kid has my face. Last time I talked to her, she shot me down and bragged about how her b/f's all she ever needs in her life, and that she's going to be with him. What do you know about heart-break? What do you know about anxiety and depression? What're the symptoms of it? You come off as insolent as fuck. I don't even know you user, and I already hate you.

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Literally have no family. I do contact work and only make a couple grand a month. Yes my wife pitches in, she has to.

Have you said to the girl “that’s my kid.” Just flat out say it. Offer to help. You have to meet the kid someday no matter what.

You have a wife.

You have some monies. Financial support.

I have nothing, No support. I make less than you.

If I help her, I'm out of a home, and probably gonna starve.

You ever been homeless, asshole?

Would you become homeless so that you can give your baby-momma money to blow on her boyfriend? Hair dyes? Nails?

If your answer's "Yes", then I'm going to stop responding because you're full of shit.

I think that no matter what you have to see the kid. I think you should confront her. You have to figure out how to do that. That’s all there is to say really.

I do think about it. But I plan on doing so when the time's right. The time definitely isn't now. I'll do it when she's an adult, and all it'll do is answer questions about her past and help explain where she got some of her attributes from. The more she explores me, the more about herself she'll realize.

fucked a bunch of them, dated a couple as a sugar daddy. best/worst one ended and almost required a restraining order.

real men don't get upset by this...they get paid

went to stripclub twice. first time nothing interesting really besides being my first time seeing boobies IRL. second time i went drinking with just 10$ on me to minimize spending money. ended up persuading my homie to buy us both a private dance from 2 sluts. got to grab mine's tits and ass, she seemed waay more open than the one from first visit. might have ended fucking her actually if I weren't almost blind drunk.
also they said they charged like 40$ per dance and my buddy paid by card... of course they fucking scammed him, cleaned his account of circa 350$
all in all great experience, strongly recommend but for Gods sake don't go there shitfaced becouse you WILL get robbed.

this is my experience. i tried to help her get a paypal credit card so she wouldn't carry around $$$$s. she would still call me for money until i ghosted her and threatened a restraining order.

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This is true, they usually charge an extra bit for full touch and the bartender/bouncer gets his cut and doesn't care as long as the girl is cool with it. Never had them let me touch their pussy though, tits in mouth and they grab your dick.

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