I'm not a vampire
AMA
I'm not a vampire
Landon Hall
Christian Bell
Ever thought of being a vampire?
Carson Scott
GTFO then
Chase Garcia
Yes it seems very good as you can live forever and drink blood. Which is not something I can do as I am not a vampire.
Zachary Richardson
How do you know you not a vampire?
Gavin Robinson
If a vampire sucked blood out of a dude he would also technically suck blood that was once in that dude's dick, does that make the vampire gay?
Connor Nguyen
Yes all vampires are gay
Colton Hall
Isaac Rogers
I know because vampire suck blood and I do not do that because I am not a vampire
If the vampire is a man and sucks blood out of a man that has been in a penis it makes him gay is true no doubt
Leo Moore
What’s it like sucking dick?
Levi Fisher
That seems logical. Have you ever tried to become a vampire?
Justin Fisher
Thanks, I agree. I feel safe from vampire attacks now.
Jacob Powell
Pretty good
No, I have never tried because I am not a vampire
Yes, very good as I am not a vampire, you do not need to fear that I am going to attack you like a vampire in any way
Eli Roberts
Yeah, because if you did, you would be fucking gay.
But since OP is a faggot, and faggots are vampires, can't we deduce from this that OP is always a vampire?
John Wilson
Mason Long
Why are you so happy?
Brandon Perry
I am happy because I am not a vampire that drinks blood
Xavier Hall
OP if you’ve ever played town of Salem the coven expansion I can tell that you suck...
James Sanders
I have never played such a game that has vampire witches and other stuff that go against the good rules of not being a vampire and anything related to magic
Joseph Murphy
What are your thoughts on garlic?
Lincoln Price
I am severely allergic to garlic so please dont put it in my food or anywhere near me
Tyler Gutierrez
literally beta race, garlic is good