What's the best way to discreetly procure a side fuck? Tinder? Prostitute...

What's the best way to discreetly procure a side fuck? Tinder? Prostitute? I want my dick sucked but I don't want to pay $240 CanuckBuxs.

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Are you married OP? How much do you worry about being caught?

Yes. And lots.

What province you in?

Do you travel for work? If you fuck around in your local area you always have some risk.

My wife described this new girl at her work, thought it was someone I'd fucked , absolutely shit a brick.

No. But I have a modest commute of 30km. I used to travel, but I was newly wed and ardently faithful. Two kids later and a decade of repetition and I'm starting to stray. I honestly think that side action will be good for the family unit as a whole (I'm not focused lately, drinking too regularly).

Ontario

It can be, if you don't get hooked, don't get too invested in one girl and don't get caught.

How old are you? Are you decent looking? Got good money (that your wife doesn't keep an eye on)?

33. Easy on the eyes. Probably less than 200 a month to play around with. The system has always been with a joint bank account, so while she doesn't question me on withdrawals, she'd notice of it became too much of a strain. 3 kids and only middle class incomes means we're not drowning in disposable income.

Damn, that's tricky.You won't get far whoring with that and you won't be able to go to clubs, so you're pretty much restricted to online. So your biggest risk is sending pictures to some thot and having them leaked.

Just go out to a club.
Last time I was out this crazy bitch was all over me
Hot af
Slender
Nice tits
Tight ass
Was gunna fuck
But was deffo fucking crazy and there was deffo some weird thing going on with a dude who I will assume was her cuck bf
Tinder will get you discovered as likely a friend of your so will see and relay to her.

"I honestly think that side action will be good for the family unit as a whole".....lol..yeah..no it won't....

First rule of fucking around as a married person....never fuck anyone with less to lose than you..

I go to bars with friends and I don't like the judgement. Girls come easy enough but I can my friends disapprove if it goes beyond casual flirting.

top advice.

Now this seems like good advice.

Go to different towns and hit up some clubs and bars. It's worked for me. I was in the same situation. Gf of 7 years and I was getting a little bored of the monotony. Successfully cheated 5 times over the last two years. Three from clubs, one from a bar and one that kinda just fell in my lap at a coffee shop once

Just gotta be discrete, don't get attached (talking ONS only), and most of all, BE SMART... so many men get caught cheating by the dumb shit or the little shit. Make sure you clear all your caches and anything you think your girl might peep if she checks your phone

Look around for married women. They all cheat, bless their hearts. Check out women you kind of know that look your way. Chat them up like you would if you were single. Don't be nervous. Your wife is probably already cheating on you.

Women will cheat if you are just a little more exciting and different than the guy they have at home. Most don't want divorce. They want excitement and attention.

A married woman has her own interests to protect and won't rat you out or blackmail you. *Everyone* you meet online is a scam. They are looking to get your cash.

>doesn't know how to greentext
>going to go thirty years with sex every 1.5 years in a shit marriage

Download the Whisper app, join the group Married Flirting.

And BBW Girls and Guys That Love Them.

I find new women to talk to daily, and plenty of chances to at least jerk off on snapchat and clear your head.

You can also find local people on there. I've never had backlash from this app.

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This. Have an online side bitch for a while, see how it feels.

What's the best way to get a main fuck? Discreetly or otherwise.

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Look for a married woman.they dont smell tell or swell

Same boat m8. We've been together for 5 years and I only had 2 girls before her. I really need more experiences...

Honestly op? The easiest/cheapest way to get your dick sucked is grindr. Gay guys will leap at the chance to throat some straight married cock. Close your eyes, maybe watch some straight porn. I bet he'll suck better than your wife ever did

Get some to fuck her.
Then it's fair