How does one get a gf without ever going outside?

How does one get a gf without ever going outside?

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Order one on Amazon

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Board with rules? I'll probably get banned in less than a month just like all other sites with rules I been to.

Amazon doesnt ship here

Where are you in fucking antartica?

Somewhere in the non asian part of asia

catfishing

He wants a gf not a cat you dumb fuck

catgirl

Lure one with a chick magnet

I don't want KFC I want a gf.

buy a nice jar of peanut butter and offer her lunch

Shit now I want some peanut butter fuck you

Smear it all over your gf's body.

Fuck gfs, peanut butter is moar delicious

just move to Japan

Homosexual spotted.

Japan is fucking gay I want to live in LA.

Play some F2P game where there are asians and fucking be P2W and give away freebies for sure it will work.

Dig down