Found this cat today at work, not really sure what to do. Trips decides name and the faith of this cats life!
Found this cat today at work, not really sure what to do. Trips decides name and the faith of this cats life!
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Boner Kickstand Jones and Scientologist
Kek I'm not sure if this can be topped!
Boner Kickstand Jones is a good name. This cat will be a hero and a son to you
Keep it.
Boner Kickstand Jones will be a Legend!
Boner Kickstand Jones the Scientologist
Come on trips
whiskers, keep it
name it "my master" and become his slave
Keep it and love it. It will love you back. Cats are the best, especially if you begin at that age. You are really lucky
Keep it, and love it. Animals are mans best friend.
Also name it shittens or some shit like that
Rufus and he's a rastafarian
I want you to call it "retard cunt" but take perfect care of it and give it a good life
Pussy, and guess what you should do with pussies.
Name is Fapster and ban it from B.
Ned, and you rape its ass till it dies
Name it Squints and love it forever.
Name it Gary and fatten him the fuck up, Bru.
Name it Aarrgg and y'all be best friends.
Name him her lickins and and cuddle forevers
Name is Barbed Wire Bill. And be buds
Where do you work?
Brenton Tarrant. go to local convenience store and try to use him as currency
KILL THE CAT BATHE IN ITS BLOOD FEED IT TO THE CHINESE
Reroll
Mike tyson, teach him to fight
Kickstand Joe and keep him/her
Nigger
Roll
Name it Duck and take it for a walk daily like you would with a dog
I SAAAIIDD NIGGER!
Ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas
walk around with him and pick up chicks.
Big head Jed. Give him good kitty life
Dikitty Mutombo .
shave him like a lion
seems pretty healthy for a feral cat. i kept mine after taking care of him for awhile.
have a vet spay or neuter it. name it Keeper. give it a loving home.
reroll
Roll
Meredith
Hermes the herpes hobo
record yourself going to the post and trying to mail him.
smegma. cum on it.
keep it, cats are really cool.
name it Komrade Kat
Kick the cat very hard. You will find new meaning in life.
Mr kitty
And you're keeping it, you fucker. Take good care of her or I'll kick your nuts.
wog, lick its asshole
reroll
WIN
kek so close
so the cats name is ḱick the cat very hard, and hes gonna find new meaning in life. u really shit the bed on that one.
Name it squirt and give it a happy life
Does that look like trips?
guess not. i didnt read it thoroughly im a retard, carry on.
whats the gender of the cat ?
Rollin for this
His name is Elon
Name it buttfucker, get it a fancy collar and tag with the name, and then set it free at the dump
Reroll for the quads
Fuck, again
Use the cat as a condom
name him cum lord 76 and keep him
Burn your house down
Meredith
Foot Foot
Both of these
name it shlomo kittenberg
>pic related
Name it jeffrey and keep it
FuckMe
make it eat your cum. name him splooge
name it cat and take care of her
you must be a lot of fun at parties
name it jigaboo and deff cum on it
name it faggot and dye it an obnoxious color
Please name it Jules and take proper care of it
Name him Cat Damon and give him a tiny hat
This. Name it cat/kitty. It's a fucking rat. Naming animals is fucking stupid shit for stupid people.
Call it Hitler Jr and give it to a Jew!
Mom
charlie. rip out its teeth
Dad
el baño / feed it strictly hot sauce
be nice to it, name it kitty
Name: Zork the Destroyer
Faith: Esoteric Order of Dagon
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be nice to the cat, name it cat
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Name him Rasputin
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George. Protect him with your life.
Rectum
Lula (if M), Lila (if F), and keep him/her
kitler, and teach him the salute when you command "heil kitler", and "kill the dogs"
Catolf Kittler, love it forever and teach it love, tolerance, friendship and why it's okay to kill Jews
kill it humanely, cook and eat it, keep the pelt.
dont name it.
Put it back outside (alive)
PI KAT KAT KAT PI PI PO PO
rape it with a cactus
name it jerkbag
cum on it.
Name it Niggerman
roll
Keep it until you find an owner who wants a cat and will take good care of it.
Have it examined by the vet in the mean time. Plan to have it fixed.
Name it Trips.
Name: Fuck Hole
>Fuck it
Name m80
Fate: Suicide by firecracker
bathe it, but you must be naked while u do it.
bobby.
eat it
Damn I was close. One more
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Wow this board moves slow as fuck now. Alright one last role then off to play vidya.
FUCK IT
Just gonna roll cause op wont delivar
DO IT
Getting closer to trip modes
So closee
Hannibal Lee Hancock and make him Jewish
Rob a bank with only a knife, slash a security guard, if you make it buy some cat food and name the little dude puchie
That’s not suicide, you edgy dumbass.
Reroll
Damn yall suck at getting trips
Cat are not pets, they are food, calling ham
Name it Moot. Its fate is to go to a loving and safe home.
her name is "i feel insecure because a nigger raped me when i was a kid, and i preferred my dads cock" (and you have no right to shorten her name or refer to her as "cat" or anything else), also, you're going to have huge fucking afro (can be fake hair partly) and i feel insecure because a nigger raped me when i was a kid, and i preferred my dads cock is gonna live in it
Make his name Lovecraft reference, keep him
this
Fleshlight and buy him good cat food. Also never feed milk.
name is Rodrigo Sanchez. Take it to a foster home.
i was gonna say and the cat is gonna live in it
i altered it and thats why i lost chances at trips
cats name is gonna be Bo-Göran
and u gonna move to sweden so it can get swedish pussy
virtual himmler the jew hammerer
u go hunting with this cat and teach it to kill police officers
her name is: now this thread is just me posting alone
and cats gonna be fine
keep it, care for it
cowboy pedo
eats strawberries
yes
nigger whisperer
long healthy life
her name is "my anus is tight so fuck me faggot"
keep it!
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her name is mr perkins
and he
.
kick
Sheck cause nigger
nignogcat
..
He reminds of my late cat. Call him Ozzy and keep him. He will enrich your life.
name: i must confess im a secret pedophile
occupation: birdeater
Damn boys yall dragging this shit out
satans cat
nigger lover
fuck! i waited couple too many secs
i hate this thread
Name it Allana and keep it I guess if you feel like it or at least find a proper home for it.
Also, nice to see it is pathetic and dumb-looking. I thought it was just my own cats that were like that.
name: i hate niggers
job: cat
Scraps, Jewish.
this
name: Bella, keep it and love it
faith of this cats life?
okay. name :big jody faith
you both convert to islam.
roll
Name: Stacy
Faith: have it claw your dick off and then do with it whatever the user below this post wants
name: it's a nig eat nig world
job: cat and companion, on a leash publicly addressed by her name every time black people are around
Name him Epstein and get him a gold domed cat house.
this nigga was close
Toonces, let it drive your car.
goddammit
mr.meow-meow
catholic
pussy
Louise. Mormon.
Lennon. Presbyterian.
Ann Hero. douse with gas light up with match
Chuckles. Islamic.
Name it dog and take care of it
name: good ass fucking
job: eats flies
Sfigatto
Name it kitten, spay/neuter and keep it
reroll
Define. Atheism.
poonado
scientology
Kitty, give it a good home
reroll
Baker Mayfield. Lutheran.
James. Atheist.
Doodlebug and Christianity.
name:boop boop
you have to spend the rest of its life taking better care of it than you do yourself. (if you eat kraft dinner he gets a steak ect. ect.
he is a buddhist
You can call him Bone Jones for short.
Belle. Catholic
jimbob
muslim
Tyrone.... a law abiding white Baptist man
This
Reroll
Eilish. Anglican.
roll
Greta. She must worship only Apollo.
Penis. Pastafarian.
reroll
oh my god i give up
Peppy. Agnostic
roll
roll x2
roll x3
roll x4
Gooch
Catholic
Stinkybell
Zoroastrian
yess
Romualdo
Rastafarian
Linksys
Pastafarian
this is evidence got exists
name: i have started to have feelings for tim pool, i call myself a man who wants to spoon with tim pool and smear feces on his chest while dildoing my anus with a barbie doll
job: jon snow
Call it Adolf and take good care of it
frederick. keep it. protect it.
Kill yourself faggot
adolf catler
eats a lot of beef
i have been 2 off like 13 times in this thead
n: my pussy
job: skatman
n: nick
fate: lives
nigger
cat
again, fucking 2 off...
this thread is cursed
MY VAGINA
scientist
sorrygirlsilickdick
rat killer
again, 2 off.. fuck.
keep cat.
namer it Birdy.
smegma pancake
eats mexican food once a week
nigcat
let live
name it henry hill. keep it
fucking one off
im still pissed
n: LICKIMIDICK
job: let it fuck cats
Fick
nigger baby
ur baby
name it FuckFace and take care of it
again, fucking one off...
easy E the third
take good care of this lovely creature ideally sacrificing your own life in the process
n: peelocat
j: finn
name it Mr. fluffy. Take good care of it
again fucking 2 off...
Name him Newsome
Then shit on him
Lord Bingbang
Smelly G
jasper pääkkönen
movie star (try getting it acting roles in movies/commercials)
Name: Perkele
Take care of it
Kirby, take care of it
pussycat
try to pick up girls with this on your shoulder and take cood care of it
reroll
Trap
Glue a rice dick of a dildo on his back
simo
ur cat
Simon, take care of it
Call it Blunt
my attempts: 1 or 2 off
its been 2 hours
Fritz
the nigger cat
ur cat
the cat that was named over a time period of 2 hrs
ur cat
Beavis. Make yourself his Butt-Head
Name it Jason
Teeny, take care of it
cunt the cat
teach it parkour
Bono
stan, satanist
bob
cat
FOR FUCKS SAKES
Dieter Smoke Manmountain
Quaker
getting close to next quads+1
Mud
Horkheimer, orthodox christian
Harold, keep and take care of it
Wollin'
Adorno, satanist
reroll
...
i cracked the code for trips, nesxt one is gonna be it
.
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Baudrillard, shinto buddhist
Call it Hate
n: i hate them niggers that is
j: ur cat
Cookie thumper
Pastafarian religion
Mittens, Take good care of it
Seiga, Taoist
Tails, take care of it
...
Jehova.
You are his Witness
....
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name: i love to lick my granddads anal, pushing my fat tongue up and down his anal cavity
job: life companion, in public with u, on a leasjh
roll
Kebap
bob
cat
Reroll no 2
reroll
Panini. Love him
Peanut
...
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUuuuUUUUuuuggghhh
Kitter's name is Sir Benedict Huntsworth the Third (if male) or Madam Juliette Huntsworth the third (if female) and you will love him/her unconditionally.
Is your kitter now. Take good care of kitter or you will wake up without knee caps. I'm not playing, motherfucker.
Rrroollre
jan pawel drugi
Osama
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name the cat bojack and take care of it for the rest of its life
Pumpkin, take care of him
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Kit Kat.
Reroll no 3
Awesome name
Rapeweed Fuzzeater
Teeny take care of him
...
come on
oh fuck me
You disgust me
Re rolling, must preserve the integrity of the kitter
Bonifacio
Mister Trump
...
fifth time's the charm
Greta
aaaa
name: 4305834598340958309458
occupation: eats shrimp, has a harem (other cats must wear harem pants)
This.
Tinkerbell
Sneezewort Yarrow
Boon, take care of him
...
Disappointing
Scumbus
Fotzi
,
kljsdahfkjshdalkjfh
3 hours and bump limit, congratulations
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jan paweł drugi (john paul two)
Henry, take care of him
...
,,,
!
Coo Coo Ca Choo
keanu reeves, take care of him
Camamile kittea Take care of him
is Yea Forums deleting comments? kitler is racist but nigger is fine? kitler is sorry about Poland ffs.
John, take care of him
Come the absolute fuck on
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Bepis
Garfield, take care of him
asdfghjkl
n: your nigga has a cocaine habbit
fate: long life
reroll
Rrrooll
name: pesky nominee
job: dog handler
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RNGsus bless me
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Killfuck Soulshitter
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name: y u dont care my titties are sensitive
job: cat
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Snotty
...
Nemo, take care of him
Catman, Christian
Name it OP
Make it a faggot, obviously
This is ridiculous
Maisimodo
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i hate this
King, take care of him
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Trips!
Fucking finally
Good name, user. Very nihilist.
n: boo boo kitty fuck
l:love him and keep him.
cats are fucking awesome over dogs, not so needy.
sCatman, satanist
Oh thank God, now I can go on with my life.
PEEE PEE NIGGA SHIT POO
bump
Considerably less cool, tbh
this
never saw this before, kek'd. thanks user.