Found this cat today at work, not really sure what to do. Trips decides name and the faith of this cats life!

Found this cat today at work, not really sure what to do. Trips decides name and the faith of this cats life!

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Boner Kickstand Jones and Scientologist

Kek I'm not sure if this can be topped!

Boner Kickstand Jones is a good name. This cat will be a hero and a son to you

Keep it.

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Boner Kickstand Jones will be a Legend!

Boner Kickstand Jones the Scientologist

Come on trips

whiskers, keep it

name it "my master" and become his slave

Keep it and love it. It will love you back. Cats are the best, especially if you begin at that age. You are really lucky

Keep it, and love it. Animals are mans best friend.
Also name it shittens or some shit like that

Rufus and he's a rastafarian

I want you to call it "retard cunt" but take perfect care of it and give it a good life

Pussy, and guess what you should do with pussies.

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Name is Fapster and ban it from B.

Ned, and you rape its ass till it dies

Name it Squints and love it forever.

Name it Gary and fatten him the fuck up, Bru.

Name it Aarrgg and y'all be best friends.

Name him her lickins and and cuddle forevers

Name is Barbed Wire Bill. And be buds

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Where do you work?

Brenton Tarrant. go to local convenience store and try to use him as currency

KILL THE CAT BATHE IN ITS BLOOD FEED IT TO THE CHINESE

Reroll

Mike tyson, teach him to fight

Kickstand Joe and keep him/her

Nigger

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Roll

Name it Duck and take it for a walk daily like you would with a dog

I SAAAIIDD NIGGER!

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Ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas


walk around with him and pick up chicks.

Big head Jed. Give him good kitty life

Dikitty Mutombo .
shave him like a lion

seems pretty healthy for a feral cat. i kept mine after taking care of him for awhile.

have a vet spay or neuter it. name it Keeper. give it a loving home.

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reroll

Roll

Meredith

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Hermes the herpes hobo

record yourself going to the post and trying to mail him.

smegma. cum on it.

keep it, cats are really cool.
name it Komrade Kat

Kick the cat very hard. You will find new meaning in life.

Mr kitty

And you're keeping it, you fucker. Take good care of her or I'll kick your nuts.

wog, lick its asshole

reroll

WIN

kek so close

so the cats name is ḱick the cat very hard, and hes gonna find new meaning in life. u really shit the bed on that one.

Name it squirt and give it a happy life

Does that look like trips?

guess not. i didnt read it thoroughly im a retard, carry on.

whats the gender of the cat ?

Rollin for this

His name is Elon

Name it buttfucker, get it a fancy collar and tag with the name, and then set it free at the dump

Reroll for the quads

Fuck, again

Use the cat as a condom

name him cum lord 76 and keep him

Burn your house down

Meredith

Foot Foot

Both of these

name it shlomo kittenberg
>pic related

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Name it jeffrey and keep it

FuckMe

make it eat your cum. name him splooge

name it cat and take care of her

you must be a lot of fun at parties

name it jigaboo and deff cum on it

name it faggot and dye it an obnoxious color

Please name it Jules and take proper care of it

Name him Cat Damon and give him a tiny hat

This. Name it cat/kitty. It's a fucking rat. Naming animals is fucking stupid shit for stupid people.

Call it Hitler Jr and give it to a Jew!

Mom

charlie. rip out its teeth

Dad

el baño / feed it strictly hot sauce

be nice to it, name it kitty

Name: Zork the Destroyer
Faith: Esoteric Order of Dagon

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be nice to the cat, name it cat

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Name him Rasputin

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dW5ElwhzT9g&feature=youtu.be

George. Protect him with your life.

Rectum

Lula (if M), Lila (if F), and keep him/her

kitler, and teach him the salute when you command "heil kitler", and "kill the dogs"

Catolf Kittler, love it forever and teach it love, tolerance, friendship and why it's okay to kill Jews

kill it humanely, cook and eat it, keep the pelt.

dont name it.

Put it back outside (alive)

PI KAT KAT KAT PI PI PO PO

rape it with a cactus

name it jerkbag

cum on it.

Name it Niggerman

roll

Keep it until you find an owner who wants a cat and will take good care of it.
Have it examined by the vet in the mean time. Plan to have it fixed.

Name it Trips.

Name: Fuck Hole
>Fuck it

Name m80

Fate: Suicide by firecracker

bathe it, but you must be naked while u do it.

bobby.

eat it

Damn I was close. One more

Reroll

Wow this board moves slow as fuck now. Alright one last role then off to play vidya.

FUCK IT

Just gonna roll cause op wont delivar

DO IT

Getting closer to trip modes

So closee

Hannibal Lee Hancock and make him Jewish

Rob a bank with only a knife, slash a security guard, if you make it buy some cat food and name the little dude puchie

That’s not suicide, you edgy dumbass.

Reroll

Damn yall suck at getting trips

Cat are not pets, they are food, calling ham

Name it Moot. Its fate is to go to a loving and safe home.

her name is "i feel insecure because a nigger raped me when i was a kid, and i preferred my dads cock" (and you have no right to shorten her name or refer to her as "cat" or anything else), also, you're going to have huge fucking afro (can be fake hair partly) and i feel insecure because a nigger raped me when i was a kid, and i preferred my dads cock is gonna live in it

Make his name Lovecraft reference, keep him

this

Fleshlight and buy him good cat food. Also never feed milk.

name is Rodrigo Sanchez. Take it to a foster home.

i was gonna say and the cat is gonna live in it
i altered it and thats why i lost chances at trips

cats name is gonna be Bo-Göran
and u gonna move to sweden so it can get swedish pussy

virtual himmler the jew hammerer
u go hunting with this cat and teach it to kill police officers

her name is: now this thread is just me posting alone
and cats gonna be fine

keep it, care for it

cowboy pedo
eats strawberries

yes

nigger whisperer
long healthy life

her name is "my anus is tight so fuck me faggot"

keep it!

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her name is mr perkins
and he

.

kick

Sheck cause nigger

nignogcat

..

He reminds of my late cat. Call him Ozzy and keep him. He will enrich your life.

name: i must confess im a secret pedophile
occupation: birdeater

Damn boys yall dragging this shit out

satans cat
nigger lover

fuck! i waited couple too many secs
i hate this thread

Name it Allana and keep it I guess if you feel like it or at least find a proper home for it.

Also, nice to see it is pathetic and dumb-looking. I thought it was just my own cats that were like that.

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name: i hate niggers
job: cat

Scraps, Jewish.

this

name: Bella, keep it and love it

faith of this cats life?

okay. name :big jody faith

you both convert to islam.

roll

Name: Stacy
Faith: have it claw your dick off and then do with it whatever the user below this post wants

name: it's a nig eat nig world
job: cat and companion, on a leash publicly addressed by her name every time black people are around

Name him Epstein and get him a gold domed cat house.

this nigga was close

Toonces, let it drive your car.

goddammit

mr.meow-meow

catholic

pussy

Louise. Mormon.

Lennon. Presbyterian.

Ann Hero. douse with gas light up with match

Chuckles. Islamic.

Name it dog and take care of it

name: good ass fucking
job: eats flies

Sfigatto

Name it kitten, spay/neuter and keep it

reroll

Define. Atheism.

poonado

scientology

Kitty, give it a good home

reroll

Baker Mayfield. Lutheran.

James. Atheist.

Doodlebug and Christianity.

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name:boop boop

you have to spend the rest of its life taking better care of it than you do yourself. (if you eat kraft dinner he gets a steak ect. ect.

he is a buddhist

You can call him Bone Jones for short.

Belle. Catholic

jimbob

muslim

Tyrone.... a law abiding white Baptist man

This
Reroll

Eilish. Anglican.

roll

Greta. She must worship only Apollo.

Penis. Pastafarian.

reroll

oh my god i give up

Peppy. Agnostic

roll

roll x2

roll x3

roll x4

Gooch

Catholic

Stinkybell

Zoroastrian

yess

Romualdo

Rastafarian

Linksys

Pastafarian

this is evidence got exists

name: i have started to have feelings for tim pool, i call myself a man who wants to spoon with tim pool and smear feces on his chest while dildoing my anus with a barbie doll
job: jon snow

Call it Adolf and take good care of it

frederick. keep it. protect it.

Kill yourself faggot

adolf catler
eats a lot of beef

i have been 2 off like 13 times in this thead

n: my pussy
job: skatman

n: nick
fate: lives

nigger
cat

again, fucking 2 off...

this thread is cursed

MY VAGINA
scientist

sorrygirlsilickdick
rat killer

again, 2 off.. fuck.

keep cat.
namer it Birdy.

smegma pancake
eats mexican food once a week

nigcat
let live

name it henry hill. keep it

fucking one off

im still pissed

n: LICKIMIDICK
job: let it fuck cats

Fick

nigger baby
ur baby

name it FuckFace and take care of it

again, fucking one off...

easy E the third
take good care of this lovely creature ideally sacrificing your own life in the process

n: peelocat
j: finn

name it Mr. fluffy. Take good care of it

again fucking 2 off...

Name him Newsome

Then shit on him

Lord Bingbang

Smelly G

jasper pääkkönen
movie star (try getting it acting roles in movies/commercials)

Name: Perkele
Take care of it

Kirby, take care of it

pussycat
try to pick up girls with this on your shoulder and take cood care of it

reroll

Trap
Glue a rice dick of a dildo on his back

simo
ur cat

Simon, take care of it

Call it Blunt

my attempts: 1 or 2 off

its been 2 hours

Fritz

the nigger cat
ur cat

the cat that was named over a time period of 2 hrs
ur cat

Beavis. Make yourself his Butt-Head

Name it Jason

Teeny, take care of it

cunt the cat
teach it parkour

Bono

stan, satanist

bob
cat

FOR FUCKS SAKES

Dieter Smoke Manmountain
Quaker

getting close to next quads+1

Mud

Horkheimer, orthodox christian

Harold, keep and take care of it

Wollin'

Adorno, satanist

reroll

...

i cracked the code for trips, nesxt one is gonna be it

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Baudrillard, shinto buddhist

Call it Hate

n: i hate them niggers that is
j: ur cat

Cookie thumper
Pastafarian religion

Mittens, Take good care of it

Seiga, Taoist

Tails, take care of it

...

Jehova.
You are his Witness

....

Reroll

name: i love to lick my granddads anal, pushing my fat tongue up and down his anal cavity
job: life companion, in public with u, on a leasjh

roll

Kebap

bob
cat

Reroll no 2

reroll

Panini. Love him

Peanut

...

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUuuuUUUUuuuggghhh

Kitter's name is Sir Benedict Huntsworth the Third (if male) or Madam Juliette Huntsworth the third (if female) and you will love him/her unconditionally.
Is your kitter now. Take good care of kitter or you will wake up without knee caps. I'm not playing, motherfucker.

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Rrroollre

jan pawel drugi

Osama

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name the cat bojack and take care of it for the rest of its life

Pumpkin, take care of him

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Kit Kat.

Reroll no 3

Awesome name

Rapeweed Fuzzeater

Teeny take care of him

...

come on

oh fuck me

You disgust me

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Re rolling, must preserve the integrity of the kitter

Bonifacio

Mister Trump

...

fifth time's the charm

Greta

aaaa

name: 4305834598340958309458
occupation: eats shrimp, has a harem (other cats must wear harem pants)

This.

Tinkerbell

Sneezewort Yarrow

Boon, take care of him

...

Disappointing

Scumbus

Fotzi

,

kljsdahfkjshdalkjfh

3 hours and bump limit, congratulations

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,,

jan paweł drugi (john paul two)

Henry, take care of him

...

,,,

!

Coo Coo Ca Choo

keanu reeves, take care of him

Camamile kittea Take care of him

is Yea Forums deleting comments? kitler is racist but nigger is fine? kitler is sorry about Poland ffs.

John, take care of him

Come the absolute fuck on

...

Bepis

Garfield, take care of him

asdfghjkl

n: your nigga has a cocaine habbit
fate: long life

reroll

Rrrooll

name: pesky nominee
job: dog handler

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RNGsus bless me

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Killfuck Soulshitter

...

name: y u dont care my titties are sensitive
job: cat

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Snotty

...

Nemo, take care of him

Catman, Christian

Name it OP
Make it a faggot, obviously

This is ridiculous

Maisimodo

...

i hate this

King, take care of him

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Trips!

Fucking finally

Good name, user. Very nihilist.

n: boo boo kitty fuck
l:love him and keep him.
cats are fucking awesome over dogs, not so needy.

sCatman, satanist

Oh thank God, now I can go on with my life.

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PEEE PEE NIGGA SHIT POO
bump

Considerably less cool, tbh

this

never saw this before, kek'd. thanks user.