A german family is about to move into the apartment next door. Any tips on how to make the move out asap?

Kek

>German guy moves to dallas
>every fucking day complains about the US
>"what kind of coffee do you want hans?"
>"akchuwally ze germans invent the coffee and americans copy it"
>"having car trouble this morning hans?"
>"In germany cars never break down these silly american vehicles are unreliable or too large"
>"family got back from japan do you want some japanese sake hans?"
>"foreign alcohol is inferior to german alcohol. American politics are horrible"
>"Hey hans you missed a spot shaving"
>"american shaving products are trash in germany we have special razors made of diamond"

FUCK

THE

GERMANS

working with this german spastic fuck is like having to deal with an autistic neet all day every day. Everyone walks on eggshells when he's around because EVERYTHING is a reason to point out how america is inferior

Better live near arabs than a pack of soulless wolves.

I like how you amerifags know nothing about German people and how they are. Stereotyping everyone. No wonder your country shoots up everything they do not understand or mass-shoot your own when they disagree on your racist views.

How about trying to be a good neighbor and person and get to know them.Someday you might be need some help, and they would be more likely to help if you weren't a piece of shit to them. German or not.

>I like how you amerifags know nothing about German people and how they are. Stereotyping everyone. No wonder your country shoots up everything they do not understand or mass-shoot your own when they disagree on your racist views.

do you guys see what i fucking mean? imagine dealing with this for hours every single day

do this if you want kindness to bite you in the ass OP. Germans do not have a concept of be a good neighbor. Prepare to offer your kindness to an unfeeling mound of opinionated garbage

I‘d rather chop my arm off than asking a german for help.

Be politically incorrect. Use Nazi symbolic around them. Talk about Hitler all the time and ask them how they like him.
Scare them away with gun fire.

Shit like
Even asians drop the superiority complex and just talk like a human being from time to time. Its like treating everyone else like trash is a german hobby or something

shut your nigga loving ass up

Learn german and pretend to be german. Germans hate other germans.

lol

Treating others as subhumans is the most fun a german can have.

>American culture based heavily on German culture
>Germans are bad

The A B S O L U T E S T A T E of the cucks on this board

i like the germans. they have good beer and blonde chicks

but why? Thats the shit that vexes me. All other races ive lived around will eventually develop human bonds or find friends. German people seem to celebrate having nobody respect them

>>American culture based heavily on German culture

fucking hello again hans

german chick, hehe

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Enjoy your german neighbors. What you don't want are fucking Mexicans playing mariachi music or ragheads almost blowing shit up.

I am about to move next to an apartment with subhuman worthless american trash hillibilly neighbours. Fortunately, I brought the Flammenwerfer and superior german technology to scare them off asap so we lower the prices of the community and slowly but surely take over the neighbourhood.
Make American German my friends!

That's true. German kids get a steak tied to their necks so at least the dogs play with them.

Germans are the worst and most hypocritical people you'll ever meet.

Ok nigger lover

>Stereotypes are wrong but German bad
Kys halfwit

are you a kike? is that why the krauts make you so nervous? they don't gas jews anymore my dude.

Kek

Find gay orgy porn and get really good speakers. Then just blast that shit every night and if they ask, just say that you sometimes invite some people over to chill.

Put up MLP posters get a tatoo of and talk about Rainbowdash every chance you get

Lmao

I don't understand why you Americans are such ass kissers to the germfags. They hate you and you're like, please Hans, may I lick your butthole?
Get a grip.

Such a poorly translated attempt

germans are the kind of people that would rear end your car then try to take you to court for it

>they don’t gas jews anymore
That’s a big part of the problem

it seems americans are not able to do anything right...

Hahaha never saw an american in another country not comparing EVERYTHING to how it is in the US.

wow, he's completely right. Seems like you guys need to step up your work

unyaa unyaa!!

Do your wurst

Yanno, Germans have stronger beer because they can't stand each other and themselves when sober. The only way how to reach a german is getting him/her drunk.

As a german I have to say there is one thing in which America is superior to us.

Mass shootings!

gratz guys

ITT: Jews

Kek

You guys have us beat on acid attacks and large trucks running into crowds

youre coming from the wrong perspective, we only relish not being respected by third world shithole idiots, so normal countires were cool with

Meh Germany is probably the nicest Muslim nation in the world

Make friends with them. They probably have super hot orgies.

If guns were as easily obtainable in Germany as they are in the US, the whole country would have been wiped out.

Wear deodorant and use air conditioning they hate that Shit in Germany. Oh also use any sort of flavor when you cook, they'll move out in no time.

seems like someone got niggered

Who cares about damn trucks fucktard

Triggered!! Book em boys, our work here is done

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you should try that diamond blades bud, fuck american razors

trucks of peace

image is a lie. Blue water must touch donut for compensation

Does she have downs?

You americans are the real reason the world is falling apart.. Shut up with your stupid shit

You americans are so racist

just a big ass forehead. Thats Germanic inbreeding for you

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i'm convinced i made my german neighvbor move out.
they played basketball outside their house and whenever i walked out to smoke i would do it near them. when their dad said hi i didn't say shit. i heard their mother mutter shit under her breath whenever i was around.
anyway after i didn't say hi they moved out soon enough. now i got some anal fucking american neighbors who just groan under their breath but its better.

Those are Jews.

There's no such thing as a Allah Ahkbar German. Those aren't Germans. Those are invaders.

And hygiene, housing, customer service, not watching shit porn, food, air conditioning, not sounding like im choking on 12 cocks for a language. I lived in Germany and it's a stupid place. I feel bad for Germans in all honesty. No wonder they tried to move somewhere else and started WW2 you can't blaim them for wanting to leave.

And again, proved me right. Stupid shit. I bet you voted for trump haha

>There's no such thing as a Allah Ahkbar German.

Their blood is true user. Otherwise they wouldn't be allowed to live there. Probably the truest germans alive

Lol fuck no

oh no! The UK is attempting to escape gain! Tap B to ignore brexit!

oh such a badass

Germans are so afraid of themselves, they have many strong restriction laws to not hurt themselves and everyone around them.

Because they are all psychopaths.

nigger and cuck detected

MUST

HAVE BEEN

CAUSED

BY MAXIMUM

SPLASHDOWN

Kek

hate comes from envy pahaha poor amerifats

sounds pretty jealous to me

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Thats a fucking stupid thing to say

Feel sorry for all the lost souls in this thread..

Bit of an overreaction no?

LOL i'm not but i know i made them move out in a bad phase of my life when i was taking it out on everyone.
i actually feel bad about it because hey if your kids want to play basketball why not

lmao look at these fucking german psychopaths actually having rules lmfao lets go raid a kindergarten with my AR-15 thats NOT AUTOMATIC because im a civilized human being. Killing children with automatic rifle fire is just cruel

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sure, wanna see?

leave it to a kraut to stand on the graves of dead children

projecting alot are we?

hue hue hue

Besides residents of your own country, Germans are probably one of the best invaders to live next door to

Be thankful you're not surrounded by muslims on one side and slavs on other side like I am

>Germans are probably one of the best invaders to live next door to
>be thankful you're not surrounded by muslims
>Germans
>not surrounded by muslims
>Germans not muslims
>Germany is the biggest muslim nation on earth outside of the middle east

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you sure do seem to be

But he is right. I am german and just met 20 psychos on my way back from work. I work in a beer factory. I was born in this way of life, like my father and his before. Others work in the Schnitzel factory, or the Sauerkraut mines. Can you imagine the day to day routine, hitting rocks underground to salvage the tasty Kraut? Still better than swimming in the Lederhosen lake or living in Frankfurt am Main, a city made completly out of sausages on a river of streaming mustard.

Except when somebody talks about a German person it's more than likely they are talking about a sausage guzzling kraut not mudslimes

10/10

give them nothing to complain about and they'll start questioning their existence

meh/10 not even worth a response.. americans getting desperate

>Except when somebody talks about a German person it's more than likely they are talking about a sausage guzzling kraut not germans

what did he mean by this?

>meh/10 not even worth a response
>responded to a post he disagreed with

gonna let that sink in

We all know that everyone with a gun just waits to raid nearby kindergardens, that must be a fact. Just like the fact that everyone who owns a kitchen knife is a potential murderer.

Whatcha got against Germans huh?
Racist

This is what the average german kitchen knife looks like so...

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Found the Kraut

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sorry for using outdated data but yeah you get what i mean

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In order to best formulate a response we first need to know your nationality and ethnicity, OP.

>posted on an american website

>thats owned by a chinese

feelshomeman

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>in english

>english language is americas property

>on a website that follows american law and freedom of speech

lol go back to Yea Forums.de

Every day leave some nazi propaganda outside their door, in their letterbox, all over
Basically just a bunch o nazi shit

Germans are by far the worst humans I have ever seen. I went Berlin on a trip and you people don't even know what courtesy means. You scream at everybody for the stupidest reasons. Fuck germans

>You scream at everybody for the stupidest reasons
I think they just talk that way. They also like to hear themselves talk so they do it often

Well they can go fuck themselves. I don'y care if you do that with someone you know but you don't do that to customers

English isn't american

Oh i'm not german. you can tell by my clean smell

>american freedom of speech

>lul

Call them Ossi.

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thanks for typing in the most common language

Atta boy

>posted on an american website

I was about to ask if this actually existed but then i remembered they arrest people for thought crimes there.

still a chinese website, I realize you americans tend to be slow but this is text based, you can literally re-read until you understand.

Yeah but it isn't american. You could even say americans are so cucked they don't even have their own language

>in english

>must be englands website then

your welcome for forcing english down your wurst holes. You guys would still be speaking that hvarlic shit otherwise

leave it to the germans to point blame at the English

Not german and that's beside the point. Im telling you america doesn't even have it's own language so it's a weird thing to be proud of.

I'd be pretty mad too if i was forced to learn a dying language in school. Well until Arabic becomes more common there.

>krauts actually believe this

German women are absolute utter on top of all that.

Ugly like shit but they still believe they're something special. Well at least they are good enough to be banged by some desperate donkey fuckers.

being proud of literally anything in or about america is illogical but its not like you wouldnt expect illogical things out of a third world shithole

>kraut women confirmed for incest babies. their blood is true

>posted on an american website

Typical american, dodges the point just like every president you've ever had.

>But not in the american language

except JFK right?

an american website thats actually chinese and uses english as language, not american. Is american even a language? What even are you guys? Literally a bunch of outcast incest subhumans english people didnt want in their land. lmao

>written in english

mad because you don't get to speak your hork hork language here

said the guy that doesnt have a language

ENGLISH not AMERICAN because american doesn't exist. Imagine being so cucked that you adopt the language of the country you were victorious over. Only in america

>written in english

>posted on an american website

not my problem 99% of inbred americans are too stupid to learn more than one language? I really dont see your point ? Other than maybe that you are agreeing with me ?

germany needs to accept more refugees

>seething in english

this

häng eine Merkelfahne raus du Ami-Spast

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>not english

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>post discarded
Niggerfreund

>wurst spittingly mad

remind them of germany and loudly convert to islam. They won't move out, but they will kill themselves with nowhere to go. Or your new friends might behead them. Then wash your hands of it and you don't have to deal with them either way.

I think converting to islam will just remind them of home

Just deny the holocaust every time they start talking and talk about how great hitler was and how America could never attain such a good leader.

Try to smalltalk to them every day. Be loud. Be a crazy american and shoot around with your gun. Wallpaper everything with an american flag. Look sneery at them, when they are in the peaceful in the garden or go for a walk.

Exactly. They left that shithole for a reason, right?

ive done this and its more creepy than fun. watching them suddenly stop pretending to hate hitler once they realize merkel and her goons aren't around is insane. Probably the most racist group of people ive ever had to work with. I'm hispanic and have a friend who was in the KKK

jesus christ hans run that through google translate again

In my perspecitve you try to describe an american.

This thread is evidence of why most of the world fucking hates us. Yall so scared of anything even remotely counter to your own world view and "culture" that you even racist towards other white people. News flash, you redneck fucks are the vast minority in the world. America is in free fall politically and will probably collapse entirely within the next 20-25 years. Have fun with your racially charged superiority complex when we're all digging through the ashes of our democracy looking for anything that makes sense anymore.

>Een mein prospektif you try to deskribe ein amerikanner.

Had a terrible english teacher at school and i dont like the english language. It sounds ugly, bitchy and arrogant.

>confirmed for dirty fire yoshi

I'm german but OP is right. 98% of germany is degenerated

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heh german was voted the ugliest language on earth multiple times

^^

Other than the age of consent being 14 name one thing Germany does better than muerica.

Yeah, thats why i leave this country and move to norway next year.

start wars that they get fucked on their own turf?
>starts 2 world wars
>loses both

True I guess we can't take that from them.

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I swear to christ if germans start yet another fucking world war i'm gonna campaign to have their entire populace neutered and spayed