Does your girl do anal? Why is it so fucking based?

>On Facebook
See a girl I knew from a time ago
Ask her"Are you a bitch?" and "Do you like anal?"
She didn't answer and blocked me

Faggot

true but you shouldn't have to anal her to make her scream

It's kinda hot. Not incredibly hot, but kinda. My ex was intrigued and wanted to try it; we basically bathed her ass in lube and I was slow and gentle and very slow, but as soon as I was in 3/4 of the way she said she couldn't, it hurt too much, and never wanted to try again.

Virgin

no lube ever, if she isn't willing to bleed she isn't worth the time/

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Be a man and Fuck her brains out

i don't have to, but it definitely makes her scream, it's fun in a different way

"my fragile, insecure view of masculinity commands that I say stuff about sexually overpowering and abusing women while in real life, I'd be too scared to ever grab a girl's hair during sex"

Anal sluts are great fucks

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Yes but I am on par with the dudes who need it in a relationship or whatever. I was 16, dating first serious girlfriend from highschool and we are about 3 months in and been really ”getting to know each other" but she was very strict on can't sex til marriage. So I'm at work one night and we are texting, I'm like I wanna fuck you but can't, what if I fuck your ass? She was like I've kinda always wanted to do that and it's a loophole, nothing saying I can't. Did that for damn near a whole year, really built up that strong sexual connection. Slipped in the front on accident and anal went from 100%of the time to about 30%.... But always told me anytime I woke up before her I could prep her ass and fuck her ass while she was sleeping, she would wake up and just be so taken Everytime. Some of the hottest shit of my entire life. However currently if I date anyone seriously anal is a requirement. And current GF loves dick in her ass, will spaz and cum mmmm good shit. But current GF is the best cocksucker I've ever met so I'ma stay put atm

sounds pretty hot, got any pics?

I've always found it so bizarre and hard to believe that good christian girls actually try anal because they are too faithful to jesus go have vaginal. I'm not calling bullshit mind you... just saying that it's hard to believe that mindset. Like really? Jesus is going to be totally cool with anal? Yeah? Ok. But I've always had a hard time with the religious mindset...

religious people, of any religion, are usually nutcases

Eh... while that may be the knee-jerk reaction... if you're raised believing that crap from the day you are born, I guess it's all you know.

sauce

What kind of lube do you use on your girl?

Not of the act but of that girl and current girl yea but not leaking for obvious reasons. I mean she was a total freak if I ever had one. Head against the wall force fed dick. Play with her pussy in the car with my parents in the front seat. Head while her friend and friends bf in the same room. Hair pulled, chocked til she passed out, ass to mouth..... She would always tell me I'm your little slut. But, on the other end, totally wacked. Clingy as all fuck, dramatic over the littlest shit, OCD, childish in manner for damn near everything like behaviour wise. Slept with stuffed animals and just fuckn goofy. Became too much after 5 years

uberlube is pretty good, but we bought some anal lube which is thicker (i guess?), its pretty nice but i dont remember the brand

You just described my gf
But were still together
Sometimes idk how
She just gets upset randomly so
I have to constantly watch what i say in public or suffer embarassment

>tfw no semen demon anal loving thicc pale gf

lwO4ed1y

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fag

Uh no nothing feels better than a tight symmetrical ass between two fat round cheeks
For me its 100% feeling and 0% sub or dom
I could care less about that

same, i bust the fattest nuts

my girlfriend does anal and deepthroats so yea. I guess no ass to mouth is a downside but i wouldn't wanna kiss her shit off of her lips anyways so we good.

why is the shit coming out of her eyes?

she has shit-eye syndrome

When I first fucked my girl in the ass she afterwards told me that I am the only person that she has allowed to do that. It took her a little while of me poking a finger tip in, fingering her ass, eating her ass and small pokes with my dick to get enough courage to just take it.

Feels so great. Tight as fuck.

Slowly put the tip of my dick in and push deeper gently as I flex my dick. She loves it, moans even. When we get to fucking, she's even to the point of telling me she wants me to cum in her ass. God I love this woman. Biggest ass I've ever seen.

Its mascara you fucking dweeb can gell youve never had a girlfriend who wakes you up at 6am putting make up on

you can't say "don't judge" on Yea Forums
I'm on your side even, got a few plugs myself.
Whatever you say can and will be taken out of context to ridicule you

post pics of that ass

My girl begged for anal from day 1 ... and still begs for it every night. I only give it to her though ... as a special treat to put her in her place. Her pussy is tighter and feels better.

These choices are stupid and your choices are stupid.

ok retard

Sauce?

okay guys, I need your help. I want to do anal. My gf of almost 4 yrs doesn't seem that excited but is willing to try for me. However she is scared.
One night after a lot of thrusting my dick on her when it was time to go to sleep i was thrusting a lot and sort of coaxing into her ass, I only got as far as the head and she said she liked it but was sore for a few days after. then another time we were doing it missionary and I accidentally slipped out and poked her tight asshole really hard, she immediately starting bawling bc of how much it hurt. i felt terrible bc of how much pain she was in. I still had to finish cumming though before i came to her aid.

tl;dr how do I get my gf to do full on anal and what do I need to do so. how should i prepare etc.

okay guys, I need your help. I want to do anal. My gf of almost 4 yrs doesn't seem that excited but is willing to try for me. However she is scared.
One night after a lot of thrusting my dick on her when it was time to go to sleep i was thrusting a lot and sort of coaxing into her ass, I only got as far as the head and she said she liked it but was sore for a few days after. then another time we were doing it missionary and I accidentally slipped out and poked her tight asshole really hard, she immediately starting bawling bc of how much it hurt. i felt terrible bc of how much pain she was in. I still had to finish cumming though before i came to her aid.

tl;dr how do I get my gf to do full on anal and what do I need to do so. how should i prepare etc.

oops. pls help tho

lube you underage fag

yes she does

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>>be me
>>been years since I fucked GF in the ass
>>having sex recently and decide fuck it
>>pull out of her pussy and start easing into her ass
>>she moans and pushes back
>>greenlight.png
>>work all the way in and enjoy the ride
>>afterwards call her out about saying she doesn't like anal when she obviously does.
>>admits to liking it but not the feeling after
>>begin planning next anal reaming

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>f
used to fucking hate it, it hurts, still hurts, but learned to just get over it because it doesnt last nearly as long at least and like others have said, its expected so.

i guess i left out the part where lube isn't the problem bc my dick is too big for her tight asshole and so yeah.

A buttplug and analease and you can get any girl to stretch her ass

i figured it might be just that simple. thanks user

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Anal is disgusting

why?

Obvious American do to lack of reading comprehension skills.

I'm not sure what I'm watching but it's making my penis hard.

You’re sticking your dick in a literal shithole

Too rapey for me

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yeah, and when she hates it, it makes it even better.

pussies bleed, whats the difference?

If your girl isn't a slob, there's nothing dirty about it

srsly

Haha, no...
Not with my thick cock

I’m not really into making my woman do shit she hates. Pussies don’t bleed all the time.

No matter how clean she is, it’s still a hole that shit comes out of. I’m convinced that guys who obsess over anal have been molested.

>shit on dick
>based
Pick on faggot
This
She poops from there
This, she has a perfectly fine self lubricating self cleaning pussy and you stick in her poop chute.
That's stupid and gay.
She poops therefore there are shit in there.
I'm not sticking my penis there.
You are watching too much porn.
In fact, only porn and the gay agenda is responsible for proliferation of anal.

>tldr
Stop watching porn.

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1. Too much lube is nearly enough
2. She has to work up to it and relax - use fingers, toys and be gentle
3. She needs to bear down as though taking a shit - it's counter-intuitive but it helps
4. If you really are too big (I'm 6" circumference and my 5' 4" girl could take me with the will and some prep) then perhaps you need to think again
5. Do NOT think alcohol will help - it can lead to her being injured
6. Do NOT think of numbing gel lubricants - she needs to be able to know if it hurts
7. Good anal well done is NOT painful. If it hurts then you're doing it wrong
8. Even more lube

Multiple studies show that there are many other animal species that perform anal sex.

Seems like a naturally occurring way to prevent over population while allowing sexual urges to run their course.

>guys who obsess over anal have been molested
Oh, they have been molested alright.
Molested by porn producers and distributors.
>pic related
Ban porn and hang all porn producers, distributors and promoters.
Legalise and regulate prostitution.

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>I wonder who could be behind these "studies"

This guy knows what’s up. White people shouldn’t have anal sex. They should be cumming in pussies.

Anal is for niggers and fags

Neither anal or oral is natural at the rate it's happening in modern society.
It's destructive for both men and women.
It's pure degeneracy.

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it is freebased, crackcocained, not based like your god

Yep. Stick to missionary, with the lights out and strictly on a weekend

>they know

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Suit yourselves, im not saying you need to do it.
I dont make my girl do anything she doesnt want to do, she loves it in the ass.

when you say "she poops from there", it shows me you are 12. do you know how much nasty shit happens inside of a pussy?

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Thanks for your retarded post. Pussy feels a thousand times better than sticking your dick in a shithole.

Anal is disgusting

Top kek

Does that chick not even have an ass?

She defecates from there. Is that better? I know vaginas can be nasty at certain times but assholes are always nasty.

This guy is retarded and doesn't get jokes.

Shutup

yes she has an ass

If you say so, if your chick is dirty than yeah.