My wife is as prude as the day is long, but if she gets 3 glasses of wine in her I’d best be ready to tongue some butt.
Lincoln Butler
Three glasses. Not bad. I want to ask my wife how much booze she needs before I can fuck it.
Grayson Campbell
I can’t help you there. I’m sure there’s an amount of wine that would make my wife rather have my cock in her butt instead of my tongue, I’ve just never seen her have that much.
It’s odd. She loves her asshole eaten but dislikes having her pussy eaten. Different strokes, I guess.
Cameron Baker
We all have our crosses to bear lol
Bentley Martinez
I’m cool with it. Honestly I think an ass tastes MUCH better than a cooze.
My wife of 8 years has, for reasons I can't fathom, only just now really gotten into having her pussy eaten. Before she was all "that's so dirty" and "I like it better when you fuck me". Now, and I mean in just the last week, she mounts my face, pops a couple off, flops on her back knees to shoulders, grabs my face and stuffs it in her cooze, pops a couple more off, THEN wants cock. Fucking heaven cuz I'm a pussy gobbling fool.
My wife loves anal stuff. Zero complaints about her butt.
Yesterday she called me out for not smiling enough when I'm with our kids because she thinks our kids will grow up to think their parents hate them because her dad didn't smile much.
Brutal truth? I think we've lost sight of the fact that it's women's job to call shit out and men's job to ignore them unless we secretly know it's correct. They barely react when we ignore them.
Flip the tide bro.
Stick a thing up her ass and make her like it.
Mason Miller
Let's ask the question we're all thinking...what about the poop?
Aaron Green
You've never heard of an enema?
Evan Turner
Yeah but taste?
Isaiah Jackson
Everyone has different pallets. Kek
Brayden Brown
She’s clean. Almost obsessively clean.
Cooper Jackson
It's palette you phoneposting zoomer cunt
Eli Reyes
Making use of my resources doesn't make me a zoomer. Moreover, spelling errors happen from time to time you pedantic faggot.
Hunter Morris
thiiis
Adrian Lewis
And this is a surprise? Now we all know you love her because she is an asshole.