My wife just called me out for having an “asshole fetish.” How is your day going?

My wife just called me out for having an “asshole fetish.” How is your day going?

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Nothing embarrassing about that.

My wife is as prude as the day is long, but if she gets 3 glasses of wine in her I’d best be ready to tongue some butt.

Three glasses. Not bad. I want to ask my wife how much booze she needs before I can fuck it.

I can’t help you there. I’m sure there’s an amount of wine that would make my wife rather have my cock in her butt instead of my tongue, I’ve just never seen her have that much.

It’s odd. She loves her asshole eaten but dislikes having her pussy eaten. Different strokes, I guess.

We all have our crosses to bear lol

I’m cool with it. Honestly I think an ass tastes MUCH better than a cooze.

I think I’m in the minority on that, though.

OP needs assholes?

OP needs assholes.

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Looks like this one has been licked quite a bit already

I've never actually rimmed a girl. Not my thing.

Something about the assholes themselves though really gets me off.

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Well that Burt looks tasty. I’m happy with where this thread has gone.

I have 20 some more images dumping.

I'm gonna fap now, enjoy OP.

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Sodomite .

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My wife of 8 years has, for reasons I can't fathom, only just now really gotten into having her pussy eaten. Before she was all "that's so dirty" and "I like it better when you fuck me". Now, and I mean in just the last week, she mounts my face, pops a couple off, flops on her back knees to shoulders, grabs my face and stuffs it in her cooze, pops a couple more off, THEN wants cock. Fucking heaven cuz I'm a pussy gobbling fool.

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Enjoy. Thanks for the holes.

First time I’ve ever been attracted to black ass.

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do you like poop also op?

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Thats why you married her right?

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Good for you. I personally hope my wife’s mid life crisis involves more ass worship and no cooze worship.

I guess only time will tell.

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Anal sex, or Sodomy, is a perverse fetish.

Multicultural sodomite

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Post her asshole

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your wife sounds like a cunt.

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That’s a polite way to be called faggot.

Thanks!

She's cheated on you. . . Just a guess mate.

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Tell her, “Yeah, that’s why I married one!”

That's they gayest thing I ever heard. Post some guys wife asshole. You need help

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>My wife just called me out for having an “asshole fetish.”

tell her you imagine having sex with a man whenever you buttfuck her.

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Sue me, you Jew fuck!

My wife loves anal stuff. Zero complaints about her butt.

Yesterday she called me out for not smiling enough when I'm with our kids because she thinks our kids will grow up to think their parents hate them because her dad didn't smile much.

Brutal truth? I think we've lost sight of the fact that it's women's job to call shit out and men's job to ignore them unless we secretly know it's correct. They barely react when we ignore them.

Flip the tide bro.

Stick a thing up her ass and make her like it.

Let's ask the question we're all thinking...what about the poop?

You've never heard of an enema?

Yeah but taste?

Everyone has different pallets. Kek

She’s clean. Almost obsessively clean.

It's palette you phoneposting zoomer cunt

Making use of my resources doesn't make me a zoomer. Moreover, spelling errors happen from time to time you pedantic faggot.

thiiis

And this is a surprise? Now we all know you love her because she is an asshole.

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kek

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