Why do you cunts drink this shit? I bought this Smirnoff Sangria out of curiosity, never had any vodka before...

Why do you cunts drink this shit? I bought this Smirnoff Sangria out of curiosity, never had any vodka before. Can't believe you faggots like this shit over rum

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I don't but why do you own a can?

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ive drank like a 6 pack a day for the last 4 days and am starting to feel like shit

Of Smirnoff?

no I dont drink gay shit. just plain old beer

Suggesting whatever is on sale or cheap? what would you suggest

id suggest some a) elysian IPA b) Deschutes fresh squeezed c) stella artois (if you like light beer) d) Seven stills five pounds

Hey thanks, my dad drinks that bud light shit, I've always said no when he offers

Bruh, I can't believe that guys drink that shit at all. I'm a single malt scotch and bourbon drinker, and I like mine neat.

I just started drinking, I've had 1 coors light, A raspberry majito and then this vodka bullshit

I usually drink a half pint bottle of Phillips vodka while on the way home with a Rockstar as a chaser. Ez to see cops.

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Thats not vodka. Thats a soft drink with some vodka in it. Get some Stoli Orange and pour it on ice, and maybe a tiny splash of water if it's too harsh for you.

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sangria is some shit thats like wine,you should buy those hard sparkling waters.im hooked on those shits and this is coming from somebody who's keto and only drinks hard liquior

Thanks, I guess I am using the word Vodka pretty lenient my bad user

THATS NOT VODKA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

U sound like a massive faggit

>Implying that's not soft

Karkov
Taaka
Phillips if you feel fancy are the three options.

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Elaborate...

See that all-caps post directly below yours? Thats what I was trying to avoid. Anyway, vodka is pretty much shit with no external added flavor. And since you probably don't want to sit there cutting oranges, try that Stoli. It's one of the best flavored you'll find. Most of the flavored are total shit. Theres everything from pear to cherry to bubblegum, almost all of which should be avoided. If it's too expensive, just get a cheap unflavored, they're all kinda the same, and a jug of your favorite fruit juice. (pineapple/orange/banana is a good choice) No soda. And only use a little splash of juice, you're drinking liquor, not baby formula. Enjoy.

There are no really good vodkas, thats a myth. But there are bad vodkas. I like my stoli orange. Been drinking it since 2002. Its a good bar drink.

>stoli

lol,imagine drinking a pro gay russian vodka

Thanks again, yeah I keep forgetting what vodka is, I've mostly just been buying singles just so I don't waste too much money on shit I don't know if I will like or not

I don't care what it is.

well,get aids from your gay vodka then.i dont give a fuck,its your life

How old are you

34,you realize stolichnaya is pro lgbt right? imagine being from a country that isnt cucked by fags and releasing a vodka thats probably got aids in it because they support gays

well remind me too cut off your legs and arms when I fuck your man pussy, don't want you getting away ;)

>i dont give a fuck,its your life
I know you're angry because your dick is broken and nobody loves you, but try to engage with an user who might be interested in your opinion. You'll feel better.

im not angry at all,if anything,im happy,ive had to much alcohol today to be angry

we can tell by your typing

When I drink in public I sometimes get mouthy and rude to some rando who has a chip on their shoulder. But usually not by myself.

i never drink in public,usually i drink at home