>Be me
>Work night out
>Dinner
>Drinks
>Club
>After club half group head home
>Night still young I ain’t going back to be lonely at home
>One of group decides we should go to gay bar
>I’m straight
>But girl I wanna bang says it would be cool
>So I go
>Gays everywhere
>Wall to wall gays
>Place is crazy
>Go to toilet
>Hear guys fucking in cubical
>Pissing
>Gay femboi comments that I have a nice cock
>Abort Abort
>Meet back up with group
>Joke that some guy said I had nice cock to girl I wanna bang
>She laughs and tells me to go for it
>We get bored and leave for another pub
>Femboi runs up to me as we leaving
>Slips his number into my back pocket
>Awkward af
>Girl I wanna bang can’t stop joking about it rest of night
>Rest of week whole office asking how my new boy toy is
>Girl I wanna fuck thinks I’m gay now
>Going to die alone and virgin
>Tempted to text femboi to come of and suck my dick
>NoHomo though
>What should I do
Trips decides
Be me
actually made me kek
get that sloppy suck
Tell him to put on a wig and some makeup, then fuck his throat
Fuck him.
Yeah I ain’t doing that
simple:
if youre actually gay, fuck him
if youre not gay, dont
Girls probably a slut and in a couple years you'll be glad you never started something with her. Find a new girl theres lots.
by fuck i mean even getting sucked off, its still gay kek
>I'm not gay
>Considering get blown by a guy
Pretty gay if you ask me.
Free blowjob is hard to pass up, men suck better cock than woman. Just close your eyes and enjoy
I’m tired of jerking off and woman don’t give me a second look
Text him and say you want him to suck your cock
>tell him do wear a wig
>make it look like a woman
>take a video of it from an angle that makes it look believable
>accidentally leak the video!
YOU LUCKY ASSHOLE FJCKING DO IT
Tap it
Send us the number if you are going to be a bitch
Tell the girl that you do, indeed, have a nice cock. Ask her to caress it
fag
So close
to what
Trips
Slap his faggot cheeks with your str8 chad dick my dude, let him suck you off and see how you feel. If you're even slightly considering it now, this is the best way to test how you really feel. Feel free to kick him out and call him a faggot when you're done too if you regret it
If he's cute it ain't gay.
Dew it
Fuck fem boy and crush at the same time
oh fuck i got the trip
>NoHomo though
yeah right. totally no homo bro.
I mean, this guy saved the paper with the phone number just to try fucking a boy, wtf is this thread?
Winrar
OP you gotta deliver. Pics or it didn't happen
Either op abandoned or he’s getting his dick sucked
this
Fuck him
You could, ya know, stop acting like a faggot. Might help.
Just kill her. What a bitch