When its too hard to get laid but you got g/fur instead.
When its too hard to get laid but you got g/fur instead
Elijah Bell
Brandon Brown
Nathaniel Miller
Xavier Rodriguez
Carter Ross
Request kisses
Brody Ortiz
Oliver Gray
Brandon Watson
Anthony Rogers
Xavier Scott
Aaron Ramirez
Carson Wilson
Owen Peterson
Owen Harris
Jack Perry
That's a good butt.
Joshua Walker
agreeded
Nathan Hernandez
Grayson Miller
Butt
Oliver Parker
>tfw you're never going to see someone's butt let alone someone naked in person.
Landon Moore
Anyone got the comic name for a dude who leaves his girlfriend for a guy he walked in on at a flower store masturbating?
Owen Johnson
Anyone know how to get a quick one night stand? Maybe even a fuck buddy? Is Grindr the best way?
Anthony White
Now that's a cute dick
Nicholas Long
My friend drove over to his local "that" part of town, found someone on a gay hookup app, and got down to sucking dick in just like an hour or two.
Levi Nguyen
Been on grindr a few years and the closest I got was a few stood-ups/fake addresses.
Jaxson Rogers
I don't know the name, but I know what comic you are talking about.
Michael Rogers
Also he's 250+ lb so you don't have to worry about looking that good, so long as you're not going to be too picky yourself. Just find someone to settle for a quick fuck with if that's really all you want.
Dominic Johnson
I just normally log on to the app and wait a few minutes. Then I normally get spammed with messages.
Did tons of one night stands and have a few fwb from grindr. It's always a good fun time.
You got weed out the creeps and clingy ppl tho.
Bentley Price
Oh man you guys are picking up the pace
Blake Lee
How the fuck do you people get anyone to respond to you on grindr?
Nicholas Young
Need to get an artist name or something
Aaron Allen
Cameron Sullivan
"I showed you my dick answer me"
Oliver Bailey
Just gonna say. I go to a gay spa and exist. Then i get laid instantly
William Hill
Its on u18 chan. I'll search for it in a second, when I have access to my desktop.
Asher Edwards
Serious answers only please
Asher Myers
Brody Morgan
Jacob Cooper
Anthony Perry
Very sweet i like couch stuff as well
Isaac Sanders
Oh I know
Jose Parker
Isaiah Williams
You know i like frotting stuff too
Brandon Adams
Dylan Wright
Thomas Russell
Tyler Bennett
Been on grindr all fucking day again, still no one. Busting out the vodka.
Joseph Walker
Oh my god that is hot
Hudson Sullivan
Former alcoholic here. I get you, cant stop you, enjoy responsibly.
Evan Carter
Only thing stopping me is someone having sex with me.
Hudson Myers
Alexander Stewart
Christian Russell
Blake Watson
Andrew Lewis
I didnt say id stop you. Have a drink. I just had one shot of tequila. Just be careful not to overdo it, i used to take 8-12 shots nightly for damn near no reason. As for having sex, take your time theres no need to rush it. Its an amazing feeling no doubt, i lost mine at 21. Youll get there, take care of yourself.
David Smith
Christian Davis
>take your time theres no need to rush it.
It is when you're getting old. Im not fucking 21 anymore.
I normally do a bottle of vodka a day.
Tyler Young
Gabriel Davis
Hudson Watson
Parker Perez
Haha nice. Admittedly i havent acheived such a feat. Must be fun though. I used to drink until i was falling down stupid drunk. Really was no issue since i was always a happy drunk giggling and having a good time. It got bad when my family got evicted from our home of 24 years. Hit depression and became a sad angry drunk. I had to get help from that. As for sex, i know i boast about my erotic adventures at the gay spa and being with men and women. But really i dont have sex often occasionally i still feel like a virgin myself. Im alone everyday masturbating 4+ a day. But apply yourself, get some swagger be yourself. Youll get there. I dont even need sex to get through even when i was a virgin
Eli Wilson
G/fur makes it all good
Parker Anderson
>I dont even need sex to get through even when i was a virgin
Because you never knew what it was like to be a virgin. Im approaching 27 and I cant get laid.
You seem like an entitled virtue signaler to me to think being lucky as you to get sex so early in life isnt a big deal. Yes it is.
Blake Cox
>:(
Chase Bailey
nice feet
Ethan Myers
Lincoln Clark
Logan Roberts
Nolan Thompson
Clearly i did, i was a virgin for 21 years while all my friends lost it at like 15-16 and continually had sex with girls. I felt that pressure too, there were times i felt i was never gonna experience sex ever. Your a 27 year old virgin, my sympathies, you could give up but i know you dont want that. Clearly since you are applying yourself, keep pushing that. Never surrender and when somebody says you cant do and prove them wrong. Or you know dont, i cant make you do anything really
Jordan Foster
Isaac Rivera
Yeah and all my friends were getting laid at 15-17 too. Difference is that they are more attractive and tall. So women naturally went for them, while I try with anyone and I just get snubbed for "daring to think and ugly person like me deserves sex"
Colton Gutierrez
god's a virgin.
ugly too. why do you think he never shows his face?
Jaxson Reed
Im not god
Stupid comparison
Ayden Morris
you're a stupid comparison.
David Russell
Im not god retard.
Brayden Harris
You're retard, god.
Jeremiah Thompson
I didnt think i was too pretty myself you know. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Levi Garcia
Getting laid is the only important thing in life in your 20s unless there is a war.
Brody Myers
There is an absolute scale of beauty in all people, there is no "eye of the beholder" bullshit.
Levi Reyes
there is a war within you.
Ryder Parker
There's a war in your asshole and clearly dicks only win. Fuck off faggot.
Oliver Howard
Are you Off?
I'll fuck you.
Matthew Morales
Fuck off faggot, your pussy was conquered ages ago.
Alexander Green
the only conquered pussy here is you.
Brayden Brown
You're a pussy fuck you fag you get fucked in the ass pussy
Aiden Barnes
So fucking tired of having to deal with these bottom bitch faggots, I wouldnt have to deal wit hthis shit if I wasnt a virgin. Im going out for another bottle of vodka.
Suck my asshole fucking faggots
Lucas Russell
Bye nibi, have a good night
Evan Martin
Julian Fisher
Needs more butts.
Andrew Reyes
I'm not attracted to mean IRL I'm straight but I love gfur
Jaxson Rivera
Austin Murphy
Same but with girls and sfur
Mason Rogers
That's fine.
Parker Flores
Prison bump
Luke Thomas
don't worry. you'll be one of us soon.
Landon Hill
Im back already, and no, I wont.
Luis Thomas
Eli Torres
Cameron Watson
Matthew Martin
Michael Cruz
Oliver Russell
Joseph Morris
Im going to try grindr one more time tonight. Since clearly every time I go out to bars its always ugly non-human old filth that populate them.
Jason Reed
Adrian Walker
I think it would be pretty hot if we were all in a group voice chat and masturbated together, haha
Jaxson Russell
Post pics of your goods.
Michael Anderson
Straight guy here but these bright-colored femboys are doing it... anybody got more smooth cuties? I'm half-hard atm and would love to be tempted with some ass.
Austin Hall
Ive offered people here before to talk in voice chat. I think the only one who did it was fool because everyone else in these threads is a faggot fuck flake.
Gavin Roberts
Nathaniel Hall
In my case, I'm taken, and try not to branch out with sexual partners.
Landon Green
Cameron Campbell
I dont give a fuck. Thats not getting me any closer to getting laid.
Dylan Flores
You miss the point. I'm challenging the claim of "flakiness."
Ryder Kelly
You're missing the point. Im too fucking old to be a virgin. I need to get laid.
Ayden Rodriguez
And you still think it's your body that's the issue.
Jason Peterson
It is my body
Evan Lewis
My best friend is a 275 lb manlet who was able to find someone to fuck in a matter of hours.
Joshua Jones
If I was hot I could beat the shit out of a person and after they would still want my dick because I would be too hot to deny. Then they'd bend over.
Evan Hughes
Gabriel Lee
i would cum in his mouth so hard
Nolan Flores
Go bullshit to someone else. If I was at least normal looking I would have no problem getting sex.
Joshua Wilson
Lolokay. I'll go elsewhere. I'll say have a goodnight again even though it bothers you for some irrational reason.
Jackson Morgan
Got an update?
Carson Ortiz
Sorry, had friends stop by. Let me go find it.
Daniel Parker
What if you think RP sex is a lot more fun tho? Love offering my butt to big hunky tops :3
Josiah Gutierrez
listen you fucking insolent, obtuse, obnoxious fuckwit...
it's not your body.
it's your outrageous dumpster fire of a personality.
many will claim that personality is not an issue...that is until they meet you. you change their minds. the thought of fucking a loud mouthed piece of shit like you is too fucking hard. i bet you couldn't even get raped in prison.
think about it. would you want to fuck a godlike hot dude or chick with a personality that's as toxic as yours? would you stick your dick into a blender full of razor blades and broken glass? that's figuratively what someone would be doing, doing you.
shit's not ideal. figure yourself out for fucks fucking sake.
Jayden Lewis
Leo Harris
If you're willing to post girly traps like Marty while we do it, I could RP me easing myself into you for a loooooong night of fun ;-)
Austin Green
Dominic Brown
Kevin Watson
James Wright
Kale & Bailey by Angellove44.
Xavier Moore
Brayden Torres
Ryan Brooks
Eli Miller
Ian Myers
Grayson Lee
Bentley Fisher
Ur
Mum
Gae!
Bentley Fisher
Parker Walker
Your dad gay
I would know
Jayden Miller
>Wem every weekday
Jack Wright
I know my dad is a fruit
Or he wouldn't last with my mother
Jaxson Collins
Levi Bell
Isaiah Anderson
Landon Russell
Jacob Sanchez
Luc
Bring me cute pj shoes with toe beans
Nathan Ramirez
Anthony Miller
Dominic Morales
Only toe beans I have
Dylan Clark
Cooper Foster
Parker Myers
I need slippers with toe beans to chase the kitten
Charles Mitchell
Joseph Ward
Amazon?
Evan Fisher
To lazy
To broke
BL3 took all my $$$
Isaiah Bailey
Jason Morgan
Austin Lewis
Hows it going
Lame
Leo Davis
>think about it. would you want to fuck a godlike hot dude or chick with a personality that's as toxic as yours?
Yes you stupid fuck, go be a retard who knows jack shit somewhere else.
Juan Rodriguez
I'm doing good. I've been leveling a dwarf rogue I'm going to pvp, shit is going to be fun.
How about you?
William Price
leveling my warrior
38 and still not enough gold to get my mount.
Cooper Gomez
that was a mistake asking if you'd fuck you. in reality nobody wants to fuck you because you're fucking nuts.
unfuckably crazy and dangerous.
Leo Wilson
Nice. I'm only level 10 right now, but I've been going hard with engineering, so I'm always broke lol.
Lucas Gutierrez
Kinda wish this engineering meta meme would die.
At least it makes my black smiting more valuable.
Bentley Johnson
Engineering is the best yo, I'm trying to get the goggles and be as green as I can and geared the fuck out for world pvp. I missed that shit so much.
Landon Cox
Gabriel Lewis
Good for gadgets but brings nothing really to a raid or anything.
I was a weapon smith in vanilla and I am thinking about going armor but that is much harder to do.
Luis Cox
I actually don't think I've ever done a raid, and haven't done a single dungeon in classic yet either. I like learning to git gud through fighting others, and rogue is always my favorite.
Justin Watson
Tyler Price
Well you'll like Phase 2 a lot. Just pray you're not on a High or Full pop server
Jaxon Cooper
Heya, what's going on?
Whitemane lol
Alexander Sullivan
70k server RIP
Benjamin Roberts
Yeah, my brother and his friends play on it, I'm going to do shit with them when I'm 60
Lincoln Turner
my old guild was battlegroup first Illidan kill!
as for tonight? made food. not much to note as expected.
Aiden Gonzalez
Nooooooooo
Worth it all!
Mofo was worth $250!!
BL2 loot chest almost fits inside the BL3 loot chest
Joshua Bell
Easton Campbell
That was my first server choice but oh well
Sounds nice
Ryder Rodriguez
Want Porn? Hentai? Gore? Politics? Music and Art disc?
It’s all right here:
/dX32gqn
Ryan Nguyen
Henry Scott
Then fuck off cunt, no one is entitled shit from me if im never going to get laid.
Oliver Richardson
That's pretty dope. My brother got the black Qi'raji battle tank, he's pretty fucking great as far as I remember.
Hudson Campbell
my old guild leader was scarb lord, i help him farm ~1000 bug parts
Cooper Hughes
I just want the box/chest
The metal cases are nice
This max set paid for ALL DLC releases and bonus in the new reward system they have.
Kinda interesting system to do the SHiFT system. Start menu > Social > Mailbox
So many people have been REEEEEEing about the gifts and they didn't read the tutorials on how to grab the SHiFT rewards. XD Fuckin peeps
When you murder with company guns they reward you. So 100 TORGE gun kills he sends funny mail. Every Monster Hunt sends you a gun on the first murder. Hunts respawn.
Never thought they'd make the game this great. I honestly thought Pre-Sequel was going to be the last good Borderlands game.
Andrew Foster
That's sick. I'm going to actually try this time around and do raids and shit like that, I wanna git gud.
Landon Sanchez
Isaiah Diaz
>Straight guy here
Jaxon Perry
ive done my 2 years of 4-8 hours every day. ive been git gud. raid nights where i couldn't be there failed because i wasn't able to heal the raid and do the weird shit that a fight might have demanded.
the souldraining farming of materials for resist gear.
i got loremaster, the 'cheeve where you do every quest available.
i was the 2nd level 75 shaman on my server by about 3 hours, and if i had known that the cheeve was a thing i would have and easily could have gotten it. I was like, a guything on my server.
meh, glory days...
night fegs
YE'?
Chase Stewart
Fuckin A man, I hope I can do that. Good night Ethereal.
Alexander Scott
...
Connor Gray
...
Parker Long
Incels, ugh
Ian Martinez
Don't be an incel.