THE TALE OF THE TARD CLASS PRESIDENT
>be me
>15 at the time
>into politics
>be brit fag so enjoys joking that's its all shit
>have a few friends
>talk politics a little
>have this kids in a few classes
>calls him self fucking rendog
>rendog is a massive tard
> super tard
>talks to him self all the time out loud
>has debates with himself out loud with him throwing his fists in the air
>the mother fucker is into politics
>turns out he is right wing
>turns out his alt right
>calls all the girls femanazis and the men cucks
>thinks he is right all the time
>when I got to school every morning I checked the news on the school computers
>he was always there
>rendog always gave me his ideas about the news.
>called pierce Morgan a leftie
>said Big Brain Shapiro was pathetic
>best part was that he became an internal meme in school
>had a shitty Instagram
>first vid was one of him with a baseball bat attacking a picture
>all the content was similar
> fast forward to class rep election time
>we had a week to campaign
>find out rendog is fucking running
>yes. Jpeg
>laugh loudly
>people say jokingly they will vote for him
>think that I can win this by a land slide
>share memes with people to try and get votes
>day when we do our speeches comes
>I am first. Jpeg
> do a speech filled with high tier memes
>rendog does his speech
> literally it's a nigel farage speech with the words edited to make it about our school
>can't stop laugh. Jpeg
>mfw fucking heck
>the other people go and do speeches
>whilst the girls go and the other boys go rendog puts ear defenders on
>teachers count votes faster than sonic on ket
>you'll never guess who won
>mfw fuck. Gif
>rendog won
Should I post any more in this shitty saga
THE TALE OF THE TARD CLASS PRESIDENT
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It's a shitty story but it's strange
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Thanks retard also I like most people know reddit is a shitty place for all
fuck off. Let the man finish
filename is literally what instagram renames uploaded files. nice half baked attempt at a Yea Forums greentext story for ur screenshot
>rendog just smiles at me
>a 5 minute long smile
>the smile was too long
>the sort of smile that scares you
>I spent too much time thinking of how to get away
>thanks fucking god a tard wrangler appears
>they give me the most patronising well done user I have ever had
> I legit look like a slapped arse
There more guys but it gets stranger
The photo is off my shitty insta meme page I only shit post original content on it anyway
Please. More tard wrangler stories
This is all true guys it's just the sort of thing that's scary yet funny because it's retarded
POST MORE FAGGOT I WANNA HEAR
tard stories were my favorite thing about Yea Forums back in the day
Then post one
The tard wranglers den
> so a day or so passes
>I have to get a laptop from the special Ed class as I have bad hand writing
> it was always like going through a creepy hospital in a film
>see class tard rendog there
>just stares at me
>tell him self to fuck off
>tard wrangler tells me not to look
>I do
>get death stare by tard wrangler
>get out with laptop
>get to next lesson safe
>that isn't the end for that day
>end of maths see rendog
>see him angry
>catch him telling a teacher that they should fuck off and that they are bastard
>lil fucker gets in no trouble
>just one lesson on his own to play lego
>he makes a giant lego dick
Should I post more autist stories as my school had a lot of tards
Post them all, or at least the interesting ones
You do know what Ket is yes?
This story is a sort of short one
>class tard rendog has to organise charity event
>says that charity is a global idea to steal money
>says that charity can go fuck its self
>he proceeded to roll around on the floor
>JUST ROLL FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES
they tryna catch ren ridin tardy
The school i was at was a normal school but had one of the largest ammount of special Ed classes
Also most of the other autist stories happen when I go to get a laptop out the tard ranch
>out of the tard ranch
kek'd
I remember a retard smacking my arm. Stupid fuck was wheelchair bound and felt disgusting.
>see rendog again before school
>brexit is going more full force than fatty Air soft
>rendog sits next to me
>I say sit he stands up for 1 min the sits for 1 like clockwork till school starts
>all this while been given a pro brexit argument
>mfw shut up tard
>didnt notice
>I walk away
>he follows me
so this one is strange as well but yall like jojo tho
>our school gets phantom blood in the libary
>YES. JPEG
>read it and fall in love with jojo
>rendog sees it
>teacher walks past whilst I'm reading
>rendog screams get that gay shit away from me
>teacher doesn't bat an eye
OP sounds like he suck rentard for a living.
oof
I mean this isn't a standard green text it's all just episodes from the strangest time if my life worst part is that I still know the fella
>go on school trip to theme park
>have friend who won't go on ride
>rendog comes out of no where and says
>don't be a pussy that's anons job
>shouts gay at me
>rolls on floor again
>actually Reees
>never seen a kid fucking do it
>FAT REE
>Teachers come over to check on him
>think I punched him
>explained that he just Reeeed
>thank fuck they believed it
Go away
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>have school party at school
>rendog won't go
>he's meant to as class president
>lil fucker won't
>says world Cup is more important
>says that its all for pussys
>says that its pro comunism
>lectures us that comunism is bad
>gets school copy of manifesto of marx and rips it in front of librarian
>for once he got a fucking detention
>told to respect other ideas
>still doesn't go to school party
Rendog finds female
>Rendog finds crush
>she's one of my friends
>she's thicc but only a 5
>begs me to talk to her
>tell her
>she says one word
>ew
> tell Rendog to slide into her dms
>he just follows her
>when she finally takes notice of him he says his magic pick up line
>user said that I should slide in
>she runs
>Rendog runs after
>they run
Imagine running in the 90s playing now
>she runs faster
>Rendog fucking naruto runs and shouts
>top fucking speed
>the tard police catch him
>they take him
>he's looks so sad
> he shouts
>wait for me my love
> she avoided him at all costs after that
Just to say rendog is the first person who made me go on reddit so that's why I hold this grudge
>>user said that I should slide in
Kek'd
The other tard adventures
>have to get laptop for lesson
>have to go through the tard room
>see kid famous for his autism
>special kids arguing
>go to get laptop
>have to go through the argument
>special kid one calls special kids two an orange
>special kid two picks up chair and throws it mack 50 at kid one
>out of no where the tard wranglers usher me our quickly
>say that it's fine some kids just struggle
>quickly get to English class
>laugh so hard
>doing pe
>rendog is in my pe
>always get changed next to me
>Always trys to get me to watch right wing YouTubers
>says alex jones is a god
> have to do cross country
>he runs at the same pace as me
>fuck. My life
>he sees a frog
>screams the water turned the frogs gay
>tells us about the truth that the government controls us through water
>mfw when he went to drink a puddle
>says rain water is fine as that is ungayified
>rendog finds Yea Forums
>says its retarded
>crys when people call him an autist
>blames government for lack of control
>says that this wouldn't happen with fascism
>see him trying to read mein kampf later that day
Just and aside what is the best way to get a girl
>rendog listens to hip hop music one day
>trys to argue that is not music
>when we say that it is
>rendog puts on ear defenders and walks away
>have to go to county show with school
>told to stay in groups of 3 to 4
>rendog has no group
>no one offers
>forced with us
>mfw fuck off
>my group just want to eat food and laugh at animals
>rendog has other idea
>goes to old cars on his own
>find him half an hour later asking each owner of each car if he can drive it to hurt someone
>teacher finds us
>with tard wrangler
>explain why we have been apart from rendog
>tard wrangler says its OK
>teachers just looks angered
>rendog stayed with us
>always looking at the girl in out group
>she was a qt3. 14
>out of all our leagues
>rendog uses his one line for getting pussy
>can I slide in
>silence for the rest of the day
Can we get tard stories back as this has been so much fun to write
Rendog should get his own game, rendog stories rendog City
Rendog for world president
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