Sexual secrets thread. Share em
Sexual secrets thread. Share em
no words needed...
>Be 13, have sister who's 10, parents divorced
>Mom's boyfriend and his 16 yo star tennis player son move in
>Couple months later notice sis has started acting weird
>Says she's ok so figure it's just hormones
>One Saturday we're all lounging by the pool
>Mom and bf are going to open house nearby
>I agree to go but bail in the driveway because it's too hot
>Walk through house and open patio doors to the yard
>As I get closer, try to make out shape at the end of pool
>Mom's bf's son is sat on diving board, feet in water and head back
>Sis is in front of him, half in the water, half on the board
>See him put on a hand behind her head and realize what's happening
>Freeze, then back up into the house, heart pounding
Few weeks later when he got caught and had to move out. I'm ashamed but I still jerk off to it
I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish.
When I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.
I have two daughters, and the thought of seducing and fucking their friends in a few years when they're teenagers gets me rock hard. Any tips on how to go about it?
I like to sniff my mother in laws white HANES HER WAY panties and I also have sniffed my wife’s older sisters panties. The mother in laws panties always smell pleasant. Her mother is in her mid 50s. I once had 3 of her dirty panties in my face all at once and I jerked off. I also rub cum onto her tooth brush. Honestly I would rather fuck her than my wife
I've been jerking off to my cousins (actually a close family friend) panties for far too long. Her smell is the only thing that gets me rock hard.
Describe her scent
Did you see her finish him off?
Did you ever catch her blowing him again?
From the kitchen window, yeah, I think so. And no.
I wish my young brother was a young sister
Fucked my best friend's little sister at his birthday party
Cheated on my wife with a goth drug addict
Visit hookers regularly
Haven't gone a day since school without jerking to the thought of raping girls I know.
I always fap to my sister. Used to listen in on her getting fucked, wish I had video
How close have you come to raping someone you know?
Sexually exploit my fiance because she has serious abandonment issues.
Kik hayder404 for details
Had one girl alone in an isolated farm (rural town). Part of me regrets not taking her.
I often fap thinking about a hot 15-16-17yr old pussy wrapped around my 35yr old cock and inseminating them
>Be 15 living with my dad
>He gets a girlfriend who has an 11 year old daughter
>They move in with us
>Dad asks me to set up her computer in her room
>I being a shady horny fucker put team viewer on it
>realize her computer is a terrible angle for cam cant see much
>go in her room and move it around
>run back and forth from my room to hers to find best angle
>she walks in room when i am sitting at her desk
>ummm wtf quickly grab a post it and write a password
>tell her its for the wifi if it ever goes down lol
>Next day go in my room and have a post it on my monitor it says "Thanks
I once smelled my wifes sister panties, i thought it would be great but was actually disgusting. Not bad smelling, just not nice.
Me too bro. I want to watch all my friends using my pregnant sister like a cumdumpster
I´ve fucked almost all my friends girlfriends (even some of them now are their wives). For me it´s kind of challenge trying to do it. Now I'm seducing one of them who´s pregnant...
Fucked my sister
I love pregnant shit
Gf cheated on me while we were at uni. Loaded her nudes up on a thumb drive and left it in the library. I waited a few hours and then told her where she could them after I broke up with her.
Hahaha good read
You are an awesome "friend".
Enjoy your deathbed alone.
I fucked you sister too.
This but my mom.
I find porn videos where the girl resembles my mom. Then I imagine that it’s a video of my mom getting fucked by one of my friends or a random guy.
Dad?
Uhhh I'm not great at describing smells, but if I had to give an apt description, it would be sweet, refreshing, slightly body odor and almost like a perfume. Kinda like the smell you smell when you go into a girls room when you're 15 and first go into a girls room. Have a small collection of them, got em off her when she was 8, 9, 12, 14, 15, 17 and 19
Shh, dont tell your mom ok.
I had my first period in second grade.
I've had the same fantasy. My D is mid-teens, I stroke to pics of her friends on IG all the time.
My recommendation though, don't actually fuck them. That will never end well.
show tits
Someone blackmailed my young niece. Logged into Facebook, found a mega full of pics and vids she made for him. Don't know the story of how it all happened or why he sent them to me.
Don't know who else he sent them to and I haven't talked to my brother since this happened and I'm kind of afraid to.
Felt bad for her but I'd be lying if I said it didn't turn me on.
Where are these nudes now?
My auntie pumped my cock when we shared a jacuzzi together. She then let me play with her pubic hair. It all happened under water and noone knew
Drop the mega
I ate out my girlfriends younger sisters' ass when I was in high school. I was sleeping over their house and she was sleeping in the couch in underwear ass up. Couldn't resist
Moving to a new city with my wife, was out touring homes with realtor and her. Family in one house has a teenage daughter who's smokin hot. I notice the hamper full of clothes, including her bra. Before we leave, I say I need to use the bathroom. I leave my wife and realtor outside go back to the bedroom and grab the bra. Go into the bathroom and jack off with the bra all over my dick. I cum in each cup. then rub it around a bit so it isn't big globs. Shove bra back into hamper and hide it among the clothes.
Best nut I've ever busted.
I've never raped my younger cousin / sibling. Never been molested as a child and secretly enjoyed it. Never banged my mom or dad or a 14 year old nor have I ever fucked my dog. Shocking I know.
You haven't lived, user
fucking degenerate
I'd really like to have sex with my sister breading her is my dream
You'd bread your sister? Fucking cannibal shit
I exclusively jerk off to teens 13-16 on Instagram. Yeah, I even stopped watching porn because even normal pics of teenagers are hotter to me. Right now I’m edging and about to blow my load to a 14yo. I would never do it irl so I just wait for them to post new pics so I can fap.
F for effort
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!
GOGOGO
breed*
I feel ya, user. I work with a bunch of high school girls and its torture. They all friend me on snap/insta so my social media is full of them
clawed my way back from homelessness and got a CISSP and other creds while working full time and living out of my car last year.
Still dealing with severe anxiety from it (comes and goes) but have to keep it together. Have to take benadryl to sleep through the night and keep the nightmares away.
had a 3 way with a once famous e-celeb
Had a pornstar girlfriend
Had a married GF whose husband approved because he was fucking someone else
Even if the link wasn't dead, definitely not happening.
Passed out sis
Me too. Love IG and VSCO teens.
Yeah, my parents live near a high school so whenever I visit them I always see a bunch of hotties outside. They’re ridiculously good looking, cute pretty faces and banging tight bodies. Perfect tbh.
It must really be literal torture for you though. I’d wanna hide and jerk off in the bathroom.
Love when I find a nice girl, nothing but selfies on the insta, and all the good bikini booty shots are in the vsco. Nice.
> me 8 bro 12
> parents out, bro teaches me what's cum and fap for 4yrs
> I enjoyed. Every. Single. Time.
> I miss it sometimes
Dont befriend them. It's even worse. They hang all over you, tease you to no end. Makes me wanna corner them in a bathroom and fuck the living daylights outta em
It’s funny because they know what they’re doing and you can’t do anything about it. They’re the horniest they’re ever gonna be right now.
Good one, much better than the dinosaur shit
> Be me 24 and at my sister's wedding.
> Had some drinks but not too drunk. Great trouble free night.
> Had dance on dance floor for lols. Danced with everyone - sister, Mum, friends, aunties, etc.
> A little later am outside smoking and my Dad's youngest sister I danced with comes up to me and is a little drunk and asks for smoke.
> She's barely 2 years older than me, blonde and a pretty hot 7/10. Shame she was my auntie.
> Then says she's couldn't find her car and needs it to get something.
> We walk to carpark and finally find it in a far corner behind a tree.
> She opens the door, reaches under floor mat and pulls out a some sachet of white powder.
> I knew she was into coke, so kind of expected it but I hadn't had any in a few years.
> She's too drunk to cut so I line some up on the dashboard and she rails a massive line.
> I said I didn't want any and needed to get back to the wedding cos sister.
> She then starts sharpening up and starts hugging me and saying I'm the best of the family. I admit I got a semi but wasn't into that.
> I wiggled free and turned to head back to party and she then threatens to walk back in and ruin my sister's night.
> Next thing I know we're in the back seat of her car, her dress is over her head and her big tits are out and I'm balls deep in my Dad's youngest sister. Her nipples were huge and hard at the same time.
> She rode me like a mad woman and I could smell her urine and sweat drenched pussy emanating from then slippery car leather car seat
> She pulled me on top of her and said over and over for me to fuck her harder.
> I came pretty hard and she held me tight so I came inside her.
> I opened the door and stood up in the carpark and she slid across and I watched as my juice dripped out of her blonde pussy onto the ground.
> I said could I go now and she said no problem.
> We never spoke about it again but I see her at every family gathering.
My gf and I have threesomes with a guy whose pretty hung. Not a cuck but it’s hot seeing her go wild, and the bjs are the best
While I don't do so every day, I've fapped to my older sister pretty consistently since I was like. 12 (she's older than me by about two years). I even remember when I started. Me and her were at the pool one time, I had gotten a pair of swim goggles recently, was trying them out from the bottom of the pool when I happened to see an older girl in a pink bikini swimming on the surface. I couldn't make out her face from down there, but I remember finding her so particularly hot to me, I almost instantly sprung a boner and stared at her for what felt like moments, though it couldn't have been that long since naturally, I had to go back to the surface to breathe. When I did, I could clearly see the face of the girl I was staring at , and as you can probably guess, it was my sister. I was surprised (I had forgotten she got a new swimsuit the same time I got my goggles), embarrassed, and a little ashamed, but for whatever reason my dick actually got harder.
From that day on I started to fantasize about her constantly, and I'd always peep at her whenever I thought she wasn't looking (especially whenever I got a chance to glance up her skirt). Aside from fapping with her used panties sometimes, I usually wasn't bold enough to do much more than look. Either way, somehow after all these years my sister never caught on, and if she ever did she's never said it, and we're still on good terms to this day. I remember one time while she was venting to me about how she's tired of strangers always flirting with her, saying she was glad that I was "one of the very few men in her life who doesn't want to fuck her", which is ironic since if things were the way I would've wanted them to be, I would've fucked her so much back in the day that she'd have gotten knocked up before she even reached high school.
When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl
Sauce?
Recommendations?
my girls slutty stories from college turn me on like crazy
i've groped my sister when she was asleep
damn. That's some fucked shit buddy it would even be better if you were just blowjob punch dude
miaavaldes
She looks older but she barely turned 14
If you have their social media’s why not catfish them for nudes?
My chubby cousin posted pics of her at a music festival this weekend and now I want to plow her. I’ve always loved fat chicks and seeing her giant tits stuffed into a bralette makes me diamonds.
i am happily married, but i still regularly get off to memories of the first girl i ever saw naked...she was my buddies girlfriend at the time and would suck my dick and let me go down on her. good times.
I made a 2nd IG account to follow my gfs sisters slut account. She posted a bunch of semi nudes and sexual photos. She deleted it and I was too scared of getting caught to save pictures. I still think about those photos when me and my gf fuck. I am still hoping somehow to convince them to have a threesome with me. For now it's just fantasy.
Photo is unrelated but his my brothers friends sister. She's hot as fuck and posts a lot of work out photos. Nothing too lewd yet but fingers crossed.
story?
That’s a federal crime you retard
For a time i was being the perfect gentleman. Except I would get girls
I know super wasted and slip them a Xanax at the end of the night. The result was a passed out girl, that I would fuck the shit out of. Favorite part was the hidden cam in the rest room, the reactions to realizing they got creampied was just the best
I went through a phase of sniffing my sister's panties when we were both like 15 or 16. I don't really know what got me into it in the first place but I had this old clean pair of hers that I fapped into several times and eventually horny curiosity led me to the hamper where I had regular access to worn ones. Sometimes I would go in right after I heard her toss her clothes and sniff a pair she'd just taken off. I'm not at all attracted to her like that today and I wasn't even really at the time but I guess I liked the sneaking around and the dirty girly scents.
I did eventually sniff some other girls' panties too kek, but I recognize how creepy it is and haven't in my adulthood
I have no desire to sleep with my girlfriend (soon to be fiancé) because I’ve been conditioned by Yea Forums do only fap or try to chase random girls. I’m afraid to break up because I don’t think I can do any better and don’t know what to do
post pic.
Don’t see the point in calling me a retard, not everyone follows the law completely
I wanna watch a woman fuck a cat so bad.
Some days, it's all I can think about.
Still have?
full body
There's a very good chance that my coworker's wife is pregnant with my child. I'm nervous as fuck.
Pic?
Used to fuck the maid we had in my house.
We fucked for 2 years or so until she had to move away.
I was 17-19 and she was in her 40s
Pic related. Might be a good position.
Now that's hot.
Ah, no. He's on Yea Forums, I don't know if it's Yea Forums specifically, but I do know he's here. Also, he's a little more than a coworker. He's not my direct supervisor, but he is higher up than me. Fuck...
I hate my dogs.
Caught my cousin trying to give my younger brother a blowjob and I’ve been using that against her so she’ll give me a blowjob and let me fuck her whenever I get the chance
Was in a movie theater, she was one of my sister's friends. Really cute, I just gradually moved my hand up her thigh and she was cool with it
Dogs are stupid animals
no fap, stay off the site, cut porn out of your life completely.
stop fapping for a couple of months.
no porn forever.
after a couple of weeks you'll want to fuck your girlfriend,
after a few months you won't think about anything but your girlfriend in regards to sex.
physical contact with your girl as your only outlet will be a far greater conditioning tool than merely visual crap on the internet.
How old are the three of you?
Maybe
That mouth desperately needs a cock in it.
How many gallons of cum have you spilt to her?
Kik or disc?
I’m 19, little bro is 11 and cousin is 16.
Got cucked mentally.
Mom dated a nigger. He was banging her.
Nigger dumped her and switched to banging my sister.
Now the bad thing is that I was enjoying it.
Tell more, ever catch your mom getting railed?
i make my gf post nudes on reddit
Helped a married friend with her rape fantasy. Her husband doesn't know I forced myself and came in his wife's pussy
I was finally able to stop cheating on my wife by subtly guiding her style choices so she’d look exactly like my mistress. Now I just picture her when I bang my wife.
I'm a 30 year old well-to-do suit-drone working for a F500 -company. I'm married and living a super stable normie life. I'm currently planning on abandoning my life and family and going on a supre binge, basically running away to live the rest of my short life in absolute degeneracy, drugs and sex all day erry day until I kill myself by driving a car off a cliff. No one in my family will ever know what happened to me. I will just vanish.
Yes constantly. He was the kind of guy that didnt hide this shit. He was always loud af. I imagine thats how my sis found out too and started to peek too also enjoying what she was seeing.
Dont wanna risk jail. Already an alcoholic, pot smoker and have a suspended license. Rather fap to the images of their asses seared into my brain
Realistically, how likely is it that you’d get caught?
The girls wouldn’t know it’s you even if they figured out it was a catfish and if you’re not sharing their nudes online then there’s no reason anyone would suspect you
A couple good situations I had.
I lived with an ex and her mom. Mom wasn't overly attractive, but she came home early one day and caught me jacking off. She didn't say anything and went upstairs. Well, the laundry shoot was right above our bed in the basement and she dropped just her freshly worn dirty panties down! They landed right next to me and I of course jacked off tasting and smelling them. She had a great smell. I would let her catch me nude all the time after and would be sure to let her get glimpses of my hard cock through my pants. To be continued
How did your mom act about it? Did he ever boast about fucking your mom to your face? Was she ashamed? Or was she just a slut about it
Continued. One day she asked me to help her with the garage door opener and I just was getting ready for bed. I didn't put on any underwear just slid on my pj bottoms. I also didn't realize that the fly was unbuttoned. So, I got out a steep ladder and was reaching up to reset and test the opener when she walked out and I glanced down to see her staring at my open fly. She was mouth level and it got me horny! She then said "oh geez your fly is open let me help you" and her hand brushed against my hardening cock. She noticed and grabbed it and gently squeezed. I got rock hard fast! She then said "well you always help me around here I think I should help you too" and pulled out my cock. She was overly excited and stroked and sucked it. She stuck her hand in her pants and was masturbating. I got down and asked if she wanted to go inside she said no. Then she walked over to the work bench stripped down and bent over the car and told me she needed to be fucked hard. So, I did!! It was amazing. Tbc..
Well at first she didnt know. After she found out her and my sis went seperate ways. My sis and I both moved out. I think she continued fucking him for a while. Then she got pregnant with some white guy and now has 2 kids from different men. I dont really care that much to be fair. They both became worthless to me after all that drama
>Larp incoming
have a kik?
And also he wasnt talking with me much. We drank some beers sometimes and I always wanted to confront him about that but secretly wished they would continue so I never said anything
wanna trade?
After that when we were home alone. (My girlfriend worked 2nd shift and we worked 1st) we would walk around naked and touch each other and have sex sometimes for hours oral sex and masturbating together. She was making chili once and said there was something missing so she sucked me and before I came she stroked my cock into her bowl of chili!! She ate it all!! I miss watching her masturbating on the couch while watching TV together, walking up and sticking my cock in her face when she isn't looking and having her always wiling and wanting everything with no complaints. She said she would always play with her pussy and listen to me fucking her daughter and had even sucked me off after I fucked her daughter before she went to work!! Those were the days!!
What’s the sluttiest thing you saw or heard your mom do?
I'm a gay sexual sadist who is pretty much celibate at this point because I'm horrendously picky and increasingly dissatisfied with vanilla lays and faggy socialists.
I just want a cute little boyfriend that I can lock in chastity and train to be my ideal bride.
Hmm there were a lot of slutty things she did. Sometimes he would just come in, creampie her, then leave again using her like a quick pocket pussy or some shit. Also not my favourite stuff but she gagged a lot on his dick. I almost felt bad for her sometimes lol. He would always grunt fucking hysterically when he came inside her mouth. Thats about it.
Not this stuff. Ever
wanna talk on kik at least?
Damn the throat fucking is hot, did you just jack off and listen to this?
> be me, 3 years old
> first and only friend at the time wants to get naked, same age
> be me, 4 years old
> now we're touching, he is the one teaching
> be me, 5 years old
> now we're sucking, and showing the next door neighbor girl (1 year older than us)
> she likes it, watches, touches
> her older brother (maybe 12 or 13, almost in high school) finds out
> he wants in
> hell no
> sends my friend home, locks his sister out of his room, makes me suck
> bribes me with video games to finish him
> his sister breaks the door down and hits him with a bat
> runs me out of the house and says she'll tell mom if he does it again
> don't end up with the girl, she's afraid of me now
> 20 years later find out that my friend learned all that stuff at age 3 and 4 because his parents were in charge of a pedo ring in my area
> never find out if he was innocent or scouting me to join for his parents
Yeah pretty much. I had a really good spot for spying on them between the staircase railing through some small gaps of the staircase railing so they actually never saw me. I usually fapped so much that my dick was kinda hurting after a while. On some days I would just hear them through the bedeoom door. Thankfully they usually banged downstairs where kinda their living area was. sadly there werent any smartphones or mini cams around or I would have something to fap to this day. I sometimes fap to the memories still tho.
What does your mom look like? Go through her underwear, did your friends want to fuck her?
I cheated on my ex-girlfriend with a girl she hates. I don't feel guilty at all. Does that make me a piece of shit? Considering she made a Tinder account before we even broke up, I don't think so
I committed the White Castle murders back in '88.
Looks liek they make good burgers, why?
I see you are obsessed with moms lol.
Idk about my friends but I certailny fapped to her underwear Sometimes too.
One hot thing also stood out which I just remembered. There was this one day when they were fucking for like the 5th time and I could smell the sweat from all the sex. Was super hot to me somehow
No. Used Telegram before. JohnGarvey9
lost
There's only so many times a guy can say "IF I WANTED FRIES, I'D ASK FOR FRIES." I may have over-reacted a little.
I'm constantly sexually frustrated because the the two women I was in a relationship with just snapped. I might have failed to pick up any warning signs due to me having relatively poor judgement of character. I made friends with a trap, got into a relationship and got friend zoned. This said trap and I flirt and make compliments towards each other on occasion, but we both have severe social anxiety and everything just fucks up. I became a trap around the same time I was in a relationship with my friend. To top all of this off, my mom told me she had always wanted a daughter, but she only had sons and she prefers me being a trap because it makes her feel like she has a daughter. I'm happy about being a trap, but not happy being stuck in the friend zone.
Kik?
I was so sexually fucked up as a kid. I always pushed my friends into doing weird sexual things w me when I was like 10-12. We showed each other our dicks and a couple friends I would get to suck my dick but they never did it for long probably because I smelled I wasn’t a very clean kid. I sucked their dick too a couple times but no one ever came. Only one time involved a girl we were like 10 or 11 and I stole a cigarette from my dad and in exchange she lifted up her shirt and showed her little buds.
I think so often what if my current mind could go back and be in my kid body i would’ve fucked the shit out of that tight little 11 year old pussy.
Oh yeah I’m a hebephile now. I’m sure it has to do with my hyper sexual upbringing. I knew I was a hebephile by time I was 14 using limewire to download pizza.
It’s weird living my entire life with this secret. I have a wife and two little kids of my own. No one knows. Not my parents. No one.
Gf and I look vanilla in public but have a depraved femdom relationship.
I'm totally cumless for 8 months now and will be for life. She want wants me to be totally sexless and will never lick my cock or let me inside of her ever again.
I'm a sissy maid to her every weeknight now
She lost all vanilla sexual interest in me and we agreed we can't take back me being a sissy eunuch to her
I live to make her laugh now. She's hitting me with crops/canes, kicking me in the balls, dressing me up in outfits and makeup, and eating dog food as she tells me I'm disgusting
Now she's making me sleep in the closet while she checks her tinder messages and uses a vibrator on herself before she goes to sleep.
Hoping to be a total cuck very soon.
I like taking every opportunity to see other guys' bodies
I can't wait until my stepdaughter starts having her friends over.
In highschool, I made friends with a trap, I got into a relationship and got friend zoned. I became a trap during the relationship. Now that we have graduated, my friend and I have been flirting with each other, but that goes nowhere because we both have severe social anxiety. I'm very frustrated by this and I am sure he is too. I don't know what to do about this whole situation.
>Have a small collection of them
post them please
I like to think about making guys (or sometimes girls) strip naked.
I've been masturbating with my brother for a couple of months now. it started gradually and I have no idea where this is all leading, if anywhere.
Started sniffing my GFs daughters used panties recently.
Two days in a row I've unloaded into two pairs of her clean panties.
It kills me that my older brother and sister had sex when they were drunk teenagers and I never got that chance.
How old is daughter?
bump
I'm fucking a girl way younger than me
She is in love but i just wanted to fuck
And i am having fun with her friends too
When I was 13 my gf tried to cuck me, and to an extent did, and I regret never going through with it
I fap to transgender kid documentaries
>thought of seducing and fucking their friends in a few years when they're teenagers
Wait... they aren't even teenage yet?
reported
>It kills me that my older brother and sister had sex when they were drunk teenagers and I never got that chance.
Weird.
>I was so sexually fucked up as a kid. I always pushed my friends into doing weird sexual things w me when I was like 10-12. We showed each other our dicks and a couple friends I would get to suck my dick but they never did it for long probably because I smelled I wasn’t a very clean kid. I sucked their dick too a couple times but no one ever came. Only one time involved a girl we were like 10 or 11 and I stole a cigarette from my dad and in exchange she lifted up her shirt and showed her little buds.
>
>I think so often what if my current mind could go back and be in my kid body i would’ve fucked the shit out of that tight little 11 year old pussy.
You're
>Oh yeah I’m a hebephile now. I’m sure it has to do with my hyper sexual upbringing. I knew I was a hebephile by time I was 14 using limewire to download pizza.
>It’s weird living my entire life with this secret. I have a wife and two little kids of my own. No one knows. Not my parents. No one.
a creep, fuck off
12
Looks exactly like her mother only in better shape.
They even share clothes.
Living the dream!
Tragic, she was 11 years old, a little girl and you were like 15
you jerk off each other or how do you do it?
That's sad
Just be honest ask to fuck faggot
My uncle works for a soda company, I won't say which one. They're developing this super sweet energy soda. He takes some prototypes home and keeps them in his garage fridge. He's guarded about them. One time when he wasn't home, I stole one and chugged it all. Sent me off the wall, gave me wings. I was jumping around and wanted to see if I could reach the ceiling. I jumped up and I could, but I scuffed it up, and I'm not sure how to explain myself.
Fucking casuals man, I swear.
Good stuff.
Envious. Not of you, but the GF. I'd love to have my own subby sissy.
Haven't had a good sub in years now. It sucks.
Want to fuck and impregnate my friend against her will
Who died and made you Jesus?
I went poop in the pool once, just so I'd have something to talk about. I told people I had IBS, so they'd feel sorry for me. But they were just disgusted. It was a really dumb strategy.
kill self
I enjoy the smell of little girls, I dunno what it is and it seems only I can smell it. I know humans don't release pheromones but it still makes me tingle.
Jesus himself died so that we may repent of sins like these. Stop seducing your friends' girlfriends.
i post pics of my older sister on chatpic and jerk off
I want to fuck my sister. She makes me crazy hard.
>So my brother and I were at the pool over the weekend and one of the employees daughter showed up.
>About 17, the biggest firmest tits one could imagine. Latina, smoking hot.
>So we were checking her out and I got the boner of all time. Pure wood.
>I pushed it off to the side of my swimsuit and put a paper food menu over it until it went back to normal.
>I closed my eyes for a minute and my brother's 14 year old daughter came up and sat right on my cock sideways so she could talk to her dad.
>I think she jumped about a foot when she realized how hard my cock was but she sat right down and made a little small talk before she took off and jumped in the pool.
>I came while she was sitting on my dick but I don't think she knows that.
I took my Dad's handgun once without asking and sucked on it like a penis. (Made sure it was unloaded first, obviously). I made myself laugh, but I admit it was weird in retrospect.
buy estrogen and anti-androgens online, slip them into her food, fuck her butt
I’ve been extremely sexually attracted to my cousin’s son for the past year or two and he’s changed my sexual interests. If you were to ask me what kind of porn I like I would’ve said videos with thinner white and hispanic guys, but now all I can get off to is porn with muscular asian guys that look a lot like him. During family reunions we’ve flirted with each other (we live in different states) and I’m starting to become paranoid that my family is catching on.
Fake and gay
I look much younger than I am so I use those apps like yubo etc to pretend to be younger and I've met a few teens off there and fucked them after lying to them about my age.
how old is he?
It's good to have hobbies, user. I'm proud of you buddy.
That's not alot to ask for.
I've always been interested in puppets. Marionettes. I make my own and put on little shows. I wish I could do it for a living, but I work a boring office job. I'm in love with my co-worker, but I wouldn't have a chance with her even if I wasn't married. So I crafted a doll based on her, made her look exactly like my co-worker, or as close as I could make it. I put her and the doll I made of myself together.
>no one knows
Not true, user. Now I know.
when i was young and i didn't know what sex was i wanted to do it but the only girl there at the time was my cousin we were both like 5 or 6 or something and i took all of her clothes off and we just hugged naked and my uncle found out and lost custody of her and no one besides the girls mom has seen her since and my uncle later killed himself
I like to wear women's shoes sometimes. Stilettos especially. There's something about it that let's me feel the essence of a dame. And I love dames.
I beg to differ.
Nobody knows. I love it
it used to bother me, but i've long since gotten over it, never cared to hunt her brother down for a cash-out either; but it's a rather tame story alongside others
i mean, lurking through Yea Forums on the Yea Forums thread, who isn't completely fucked up at this point
Had a pretty chill 3 way the other day. Been with my gf for 5 years. She wasn't a part of it. Oh well, was fun.
I'm settling with my gf. Tbh I've figured out no girl will ever be enough. I'm not a 10 but I know even if I got my "perfect" girl I'd be bored af pretty fast. My personality I enjoy the chase more than anything but I'm also lazy and complacent. She is sufficient to my sexual needs I guess but long term idk what to do. Guess I'll bang hookers or something.
I sometimes feel like it is. I've been hitting up fetish sites and regular dating sites for the better part of a year now. It's kinda defeating.
I get that I'm not going to find anyone who's 100% my ideal guy. But, I'd settle for even 80%.
post a pic, please user
I fantasise about fucking a former best friend of mine. I've had vivid dreams about it lately.
I wish I did before we stopped talking and I got a gf.
Weird how? Bad ir good? Was she enjoying yiu think ir was forced?
Dude I'm not. I'm just saying who gave you the moral high ground?
Nothing too weird but I have a balloon fetish.
try /soc/
It doesn't take a moral high ground to know that you shouldn't cuckold your friends.
>Nothing too weird but I have a balloon fetish.
That's very weird, bro
Sub sissies are easy to find, we met on collarspace altough I suggest fetlife! It's dominant people who want sub sissies that were very hard to find.
I got very lucky, she's more sadistic than I ever expected and has no pity for me at all.
My secrets ain't worth knowing.
No secrets. Your meme is wrong.
Look. You won't find perfect, forget that. Instead, look for someone who shares a good deal in common with you and is also willing to adapt to your sexual needs. But be adaptable as well.
I have a premature ejaculation fetish. It came from American Pie, where there's a girl so hot she makes a guy cum in his pants twice. I don't know what to do with it.
Bruh some guy up here talking about getting kicked in the balls and eating dog food.
I ain't got shit on him.
Ok I agree with that.
So she wasnt aware then?
You DO know that green text is just intended for quoting or citing another poster, and regular text (like this) is for responding or for creating a post of your own, or for telling stories. Right?
Apparently you didn't know that.
Your sister says, "Fuck you, too!"
Lurk a few more years before never posting here again.
Used to diddle my cousin when we were younger, I was about 8-10 and she was 2-4. Also sniffed my gf's younger sister's (16) panties. They smelled very nice.
When I was 13/14 and first had access to the internet in like 04 or 05 I used to go on teen chat and talk to older guys on msn and meet up with them and suck their cock and let them fuck me in the ass. It was so dangerous looking at it now but I still get so horny thinking about being a little teen slut.
My cousin has a really cool car and he invited me to go "do donuts" with him in the parking lot. This was when I was a kid and I didn't know what he meant. I thought he was going to get donuts with me. I got really excited about eating donuts. Then it turns out he just wanted to drive around. I asked him when we were going to get donuts and he explained. Then we drove home. I was so mad that I shoved a donut up his tail pipe.
>You DO know that green text is just intended for quoting or citing another poster, and regular text (like this) is for responding or for creating a post of your own, or for telling stories. Right?
>Apparently you didn't know that.
You fuckin newfag
What does diddling entail?
I basically did a Ned Flanders impression to amuse her.
I was at my friends house in their bathroom and noticed sitting near the top of their daughters laundry some dirty underwear. I took them home with me and had the best nut I've had in ages. Cute girl that I would kill to fuck but unfortunately isn't legal.
I don't think birds "shit" and "piss" it's just one gross fluid from their chloeca
I realize I asked a pretty stupid fucking question. I meant like when you were 8-10 what did that mean to you? Ned Flanders? Sorry user, I'm fucking high.
You'd think a guy with such a fetish would do his research.
I fantasize on the daily about making both of my brothers' fiancees drip cum from their pussies. She is always teasing me when we are at the beach and all that goes through my mind is to bend her over and fuck her brains out in front of my brother.
How does she tease you?
the best sex i ever had was fucking my ex while she cried because sex hurt for her sometimes i pretended i did hear her and i just kept pounding harder and harder her until i came. she was a pretty big bitch sometimes
>In college, broke.
>House sitting and taking care of gf's family's pets while they are on vacation for 4 days.
>Instructions had me feeding the animals at 7AM, doing all sorts of ridiculous shit.
>Sleep in till noon instead.
>Snoop through her sister's laptop, do a system wide search for noods, nothing.
>jerk off using every pair of panties around my cock
>cum buckets
>go to gf's room, repeat
>eat all their food and watch tv, chilling with animals
>go for another round in the sister's room
>fall asleep covered in cum on her bed
>wake up 20 minutes and wipe it under her pillow
>repeat for 3 more days
>jerking off in every room they have, just for the hell of it.
>find her mom's panties in the laundry room.
>jerk off with those around my head, my gf's panties in my mouth, and her sister's around my dick
>empty my balls twice in a row
>they come finally, pay me $200.
>her mom cooks us all dinner while I fuck her daughter.
>they think I'm the greatest guy ever, glowing reviews.
>what the fuck is wrong with me
I'm a completely normal and well adjusted guy with a nice career on the surface, but I'm a complete fuckin lazy/horny retard.
Many years ago, when Yahoo chat was big, I would go into teen groups and get girls on cam. Always giving them fake info and photos.
Surprising how many of them would get naked so easily.
I eventually found a 13yo who was a total freak and would fuck herself with anything she could fit in her pussy.
After we cammed a few times, she asked me if I wanted to watch her dog eat her pussy.
Of course I said yes.
So she goes on cam and sure as shit, there's her good boy, going to town on her. I was late for work that morning, but after that she'd always be on cam with her dog.
Said she started when she was 9yo and never stopped.
I could've met up with her and fucked her so many different ways, and she even wanted me to bring a dog with me that would fuck her, since hers wouldn't.
But I was afraid of getting arrested, so I decided not to.
16 years later and I still talk to her. She's still a freak, but no longer into the doggy thing.
It wasn't until a couple years ago that she found out my real age.
Bends over in front of me, puts her hand on my thighs and rubs up against me while swimming because she is "tired".
Did she get played with at home herself besides the dog?
I only have me fucking her
As if you wouldnt try and fuck her when she became legal though
Dont be a little bitch. Next time you're swimming do the same but 'accidentally' touch her ass or something
Wow, elegant
She never said. Her and her sister were adopted. As sexual as she is, I wouldn't be surprised though.
No, the next time I'm either gonna snitch on her or corner her and fuck the living shit out of her.
Totally would. We both talk about it but she lives nowhere near me.
She told me, after she found out my real age, that she still would've fucked me back then.
If only I had a time machine.
Well if you still talk to her, you should ask. Any dog fuckers are little pe*osluts. Especially ones at 9yo.
Get in good shape, like really good shape. Younger women are way more shallow so you being hot is a big win. Be relatable, listen to their music, be aware of the social goings on without being too creepy. Chaperone stuff and generally be seen as a good dude around. It'll be fairly easy to get them to do what you want after that
Holy shit, this place is full of fucking degenerates.
In an ocean of faggy, rapey, incels - this made me smile for some reason.
Agreed. Then again, we're here too... soooo....
You know like 80% of this is LARPing right?
Are you new here? Why don't you have a seat and take a nice long look around?
I've been purposefully fattening up my wife.
If they're pretending to be degenerate...
OH SHIIIITTTT
Every night I bust a fat fucking nut to the thought of gangbanging my ex and her friends with myself and mine, and making it one big orgy fuck fest where their holes get so stretched and used they'll need a hospital visit
I fucked a raw turkey in a walmart parking lot
Thanks
I am presenting signs and symptoms, progressively, that spell out the C word for me. At the very least a bowel resection.
This is after escaping a 3+ year relationship with a covert narcissist, who, 6 months after our beginning, was diagnosed with one of the rarest C's out there.
Her disease and recovery, my academics and my exams, my work and my clinical time and my work, and her shit in between every second of it.. kept me in mid-air.
Everything was my fault. Always.
I was always exhausted. Always.
Why was i trying to convince her I was worthy? ill never know. Get a real job, you failure.
Escaped without STD's.
TLDR: The crazy bitch gave me one second to breathe and reflect; I realized she was the fucking problem. Left as soon as she began the next argument.
feels good to air it out.
whoops forgot to mention bitch had daddy issues and was way older than me wouldnt go out in daylight bc her age would show and needed to be treated like a baby.
^____________________^
Really nice
I buy condoms for my 12yo niece
Modern problems require modern solutions
Got the ass cancer huh?
My biggest fantasy involves my mom acting like a cum and piss slut for friends and strangers. Nothing's hotter for me.
Everyone who really knows me thinks I'm a nice guy who is introverted but I've secretly fucked dozen of men and women from the internet.. still do all the time
im addicted to getting cock tributes done of my friends ex. Been doing it for like 2 years at least once a week i stay up late af and hit up Yea Forums, reddit, discord, and COPP. Btw lmk if anyone wants to send me some by leaving their kik in response ill add em
Avoid porn. Porn is a very shitty substitute to sex, and has some very undesireble effects; it rewires your brains. Avoid it.
Pierce?
I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"
Molested my younger cousin mutiple times from when she was 3 and I was 7 until I was 12 and she was 9.
Oral (me on her), frot, lots of touching and light fingering.
I don't really consider myself gay but my friend has this huge cock and it turns me on so fucking bad watching him jerk off
la ultima vez que anduve aqui, le mostre a un user, las fotos de mi hermana desnuda
I let this happen a couple times..
Good to know I’m not the only one I guess
I pulled back my friend's foreskin and touched his cock head.
Why would they make you lift your boobs by the nipples?
I think just for the sake of humiliation
This shit again. Every time, going back what, years?
You too? You ever jerk off with him?
The second one hasn't showed up for at least months I think
Yeah we did more than just that we got pretty gay with each other
Post her
What else did you guys do?
Well first we were watching porn I succumbed to faggotry and asked to suck his dick obviously he agreed and after a few times I let him bareback me.
Only way I can cum is shopping pics of women Ii know to me bagging
I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's stuck up bitch milf ex. Dumb bitch would be so fucking humiliated if anyone saw her naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt and taking loads to her face
I have bonbibonkers's nudes
I want to fuck my sister in law. She got really drunk one time and let me grope her tits and rub my dick on her ass, but she wouldn't let it go any further. Now she pretends like it never happened. we hug every time we see each other, and sometimes I "accidentally" brush my hands across her tits when we separate. She never reacts. It'll probably never happen, but I really want to feel her mouth on my cock.
I want to see my wife turned into famous web slut and be debased and do depraved things - gangbangs, bukake, etc.
Sucked my dick and came in my mouth, it's haunted me ever since.
Excellent post
Here's a screenshot from one of the videos. Who wants the videos?
Hell yeah we do user
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Let me know what you think of the bitch in action and if you want more videos added
Convinced my close female friend to let my gf and I dp her with my dick and a strap on.
Not bad user. Love watching her get fucked. Nothing more satisfying than showing off a bitchy thot. How'd you get these?
How'd you convince your gf?
I hope the officials of whatever country you live in find and crucify you. Have fun burning in hell, faggot!
She would fucking die that you are seeing her like this! From my buddy who used to fuck her
She always though the friend was attractive and suggested the threesome in the first place
It just feels so satisfying knowing you're exposing then, betraying them, taking away that sliver of power and dignity and showing the world how much of a slut they can be. You're a cool dude user
Been doing sexual things with my aunt but the catch is she won't let me fully penetrate her because it helps this way to think she's doing anything wrong.
So for years I've been able to do anything, any time, except fucking her and sometimes she lets me do anal. Kinda sucks but kinda hot too.
Exactly! This high class bitch would be beyond ashamed and embarrassed! You saving these? Want more added?
Yes and yes user, you know it
Loan me a grand and I'll join you, my life and wife are so normie it's miserable. I want to do coke and fuck escorts until I drop dead
Love it! Added another. Let me know what you think. What you going to do with all the videos of the bitch?
Show pics and lets get this started
Not that guy but it usually means fingering.
God damn she can be a hot little slut. Love how she's getting degraded in all of them. She's getting added to the private collection. Might fuck around and drop in a few Discords here or there if that's not too much of an issue.
Not at all! Surprised a 46 year old is such a big slut? And will this bitch be getting her own folder in your collection? What will you be naming it?
I have the nudes of a large variety of family and friends, including my wife, her sister, their mother, my best friend's wife, my aunt, my cousin, my childhood friend, and my sister's best friend.
I also have every ex I've ever had except one.
Fuck you have some serious mental issues my guy
Stop being a faggot and suck his dick before you trannys commit suicide (45%)
Very! Indian too, not often you see them go full slut and degradation, I love it. She's Def getting her own folder, I'm thinking "The Chicago Slut" as a good file name
Wrote this many times before but..
>gay guy from hs shows up to a party dressed like a trap
>looks exactly like a girl no one recognizes it's him
>everyone is drunk or passed the fuck out at the end of the night
>he's still around and we just chat and shit watching tv
>go out for a smoke get a closer look and got horny af
>fuck it pulled him in and he gave me a bj
>go to friends bathroom to get lube and fuck the trap
>end up using him as my cum dumpster
>made him wear wigs and girly clothes nearly every night for years when we fucked
>started transitioning, hair got long, looked exactly like a girl in no time and voice was cute too
>didn't want to go any further and she is now a social media star of some sort
>best sex i've ever had
Great name! And what are you going to say when you post in discords? Same thing? Want another added? Is this bitch's sex life going to remain private?
I do the laundry for my gf and myself. She always leaves a small amount of discharge in her panties. I wait for it to dry, and before I wash them I scrape them into a film cannister I keep for that purpose. When I have ~1 tablespoon I either put it on my tongue and suck on it while it dissolves, or I chew it up so it gets stuck in my molars.
Kek
God all faggots are such degenerates. I really wish none of you existed, all of you are pedos.
Got any nudes?
I think so, it's a good title. It's catchy, easy to remember. Please, feel free to drop more, the more content the better, I'm sure everyone else would agree
Adding another now. Tell me what you think of the stuck up bitch in that one
For the last two years I've had a single mother renting one of my properties. About 5 or 6 months into renting she brought up exchanging sex for rent. It was a great exchange, she's a tight little slut. Only 31 with a kids with no dads. She did anything I wanted.
Her daughter is 13 and is tall and lean, with long thin legs and small budding tits that rarely get covered by a bra.
About eight months ago we were drunk at her place fooling around, watching a movie when her daughter comes down to see if we need the washroom because she was going for a shower.
It's an old house with old doors and large keyholes, so once the daughter was in with the door latch over, I peeked through and watched her strip. Absolute perfection. Went back to the living room for the mom to blow me.
After the daughter was out of the shower, and walked by in only a towel, I told the mom flat out. "I want that" we drank more and talked about it. She agreed for rent and money.
Two weeks later I show up on Friday night. I have no idea what she gave the daughter, but about an hour after I showed up she was out cold. Not even half way through the movie she wanted to watch. Totally limp.
She hardly stirred as I felt her body and took her pajamas off. I touched and kissed her entire body. Rimmed her. I was rock hard and and got the mom to suck me off while I explored the daughter's body.
It's happened at least one a month since then. So far I've been able to finger the daughter's ass, jerk off with her hands/feet/body part, put my dick in her mouth.
i want to watch my sister get fucked
Post em
Fucking dump!
This thread is about to die
God damn she can suck some cock, and those moans are to die for. Love when girls just give in to their base desires, go full slut on cam. For amateur stuff that's pretty high tier
And you can see Patricia's big tits and see what she does behind closed doors anytime you want can't you? And the bitch can't do a fucking thing about it, huh? I have a bunch more. I'm sunnymanner on kik. Goes for anyone
I cheated on my wife a day after her bday with a slam piggy
Did they ever bring up getting creampied?
This pasta has being around for the last 3 years at least.
Sounds legit but is pasta bite