Why don't you have a bidet?

Why don't you have a bidet?

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explain yourself?

Because niggers tongue my anus.

are those really good at cleaning?
they seem more of a mess to me...

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I don't have OCD.

Imagine it pressure washing shitty water all over your ass and it running down the back of your thighs and still having to wipe to clean up all of the shitty overspray and little shit particles everywhere.

Cause I don't like to have neutered shit water on my whole ass. Rather just have concentrated bits in the black hole.

I do, bought one on Amazon. Like $30.

Life-changing. You feebs don't know what you're missing.

I actually have 2 in my house. welcome to eastern europe commerade :^)

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my grandpa got all the frenchy foo fagnasties out of me at an early age.

>Dammit Billy!

Your anatomy may be grossly different then mine (ha, grossly, get it you fucking tremendous fatty?), but this is not a problem.

It's like saying you don't stand to piss because you have to keep rinsing your left foot off every time you take a leak. wtf?

I'm willing to be this is the first time this has been used in context.

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Because I have dental irrigation thing, and I use it to clean ass.

3 >---=

Makes sense. Who needs specialized tools when you've got chronic e. coli infection?

Eastern Europeans use a bidet because they only bathe once a week.

I prefer the shower head with focused stream. Bidet is worse at cleaning than my solution. Tested both.

Imagine being this much of a slob. If you got shit on your hand are you just gonna wipe it off with some paper and call it a day?

because im not some eurotrash faggot

Water is just cheaper than toilet paper.
As for thing, I found it in the dumpster with blown fuse.