What's it like to have a girlfriend...

What's it like to have a girlfriend? I'm asking so I can pretend to be a normie when my friends ask me about my dating history.

I'm still a virgin at 22.

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As a man, you generally lowkey hate your s/o and will only talk about them if you're complaining about them. When talking about past relationships, act cool as a cucumber and that you weren't really too into the relationship in the first place.

It's like a bag of sand

> always broke because she wants you to by her shit and take her dinner
> literally can't do anything without her tagging along, unless she has plans without you
> you have to make all decisions always, because she will not, then you have to deal with the fallout since she won't like at least 50% of your decisions
> sex will be good for about 3 months, then it'll taper off, until you have to beg for a handy on friday nights
> if she has a problem, she'll need her space and get angry if you pry
> if you have a problem, you're closed off and she'll get angry when you don't bare your soul
> remember all those times you have fun with friends and hang out, drink, and play vidya or whatever? all of that stopped when you decided you needed someone to regularly provide you with sex, which will dry up anyway after 3 months (see above)
just talk about this shit and fill in the gaps with the logical stuff that follows from it and they will believe you had a gf

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Normal, you do stuff together like cooking, you make compromises. You spend most of your vacations together, you go and see stuff like old ruins, castles and what not. You go out for walks together, because ever since you got older you've started to put on some weight and I guess she wants to keep you at some sort of shape, but you don't mind, it's nice to go for a walk and she won't get fat either that way. You pick up her parents from the airport, because you have to go with her for some reason. You watch tv and movies together, so you have tv-shows you watch with her and tv shows you watch by yourself. You tell pretty much everything that is going on, the good stuff like who got caught cheating and you talk shit about people she don't know that are you friends. You share your expenses so going on a holiday such as a cruise is cheaper than going alone, as you get the cabin for the two of you, but it would be cheaper with friends if you'd get a cabin for four, but to be honest the cabin for two with a single bed is a lot better. You drink less often, but when you do, you do it with good mates since you don't see them that often. You find yourself spending more time with other friends who are couples as with those who are single.

Pretty much this tbh op.
I've been with double digits of woman but I've had about 5 girlfriends.
What you learn quickly is most woman are just NPCs and they are not worth the mental effort.

I consider them so worthless in fact I have no photos, gifts or anything from any of those woman- gave it to charity or binned it.

It's simple

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I think this is a cultural thing.
I wrote this All I have to say is that you are having a lot less sex in a relationship than you thought that's pretty much the only thing that would be something you couldn't think of if you are single.

No women truly want to be with a man. They do it for the status, and to look good on social media. You are nothing more than an accessory to them, and an outlet for all their negative energy. Occasionally, there will be glimpses of what appear to be a real connection, but it's likely because they saw a movie, or heard a song that put the idea into their head that love is important or whatever.
You're still young, your twenties should be the time where you bounce from girl to girl, and just have fun/sex. Don't fucking get married in your twenties. It's not the end of the world if you haven't dated someone, but just for the life experience, you should try.

Its fun if you.have a freak, but they be bat shit crazy, so if you talking about past relationships act like you loved it and hated it all at the same time

also gimme sauce on this milk truck

This is what happens if you're a beta incel who just takes whatever trash presents itself.

Most people will get out of a relationship like this very quickly and write it off as a bust. But not incels. They finally got a gf and it was shit because they're shit people.


Sure you could say you had a relationship like this if you think it would be funny to bitch about women. But most long term relationships are worth it, otherwise they wouldn't make it to "long term". And not just for the pussy.

you know girlfriends are a meme, right? it's just something people do to pass the time and prevent general boredom. problem is people get more annoyed with each other rather than be glad to have relief from boredom and that is how the meme of girlfriends and boyfriends began!

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teach us how to be such a big bad alpha that controls his womens. please

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>be at the deepest darkest bottom of social ladder
>post incel memes on Yea Forums
Your opinion means the world to me.

You ever hung out with a friend so much in a month that the littlest things start to annoy you? Ok take that feeling, but in this case you fuck that friend and everything is reset. and you no longer find them annoying.

You're the one who came in incels blazing you fucking retard. Never reply to me again.

>and you no longer find them annoying

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You're the one with the 5gb of incel comeback memes on standby.
Embrace the fact you're worthless or change. Those are your options.

It's kind of boring after the first few months and becomes more and more of a task. The sex is whatever. You do things just to keep her from whining about stupid shit. She gets more passive aggressive and requires more attention. I dunno, man. It's been a few years since I've been in a successful relationship. Don't ask me.

That's the only one I've saved, because I know it makes people like you fucking rage. Embrace a 12 gauge in your mouth. Bitch.

Not the same guy but you sound like a femanon that's insecure. What he posted wasn't even wrong. Relationships always end up like this unless the guy is a complete pushover. Let's be honest.
Inb4 "ur projecting. REEE."

Or you can just find a normal human being, and not a walking pussy who starts to resent you after months of being treated like fuck meat.

Oh shit, someone on Yea Forums is stepping up with some real hard man shit. Also, nobody asked you. I've likely just had relationships with heartless cunts, and my frame of reference is dogshit. Why I am even replying ffs. Later nerds.

this is the type of guy that "yes dear"s his way through life with his controlling gf, and is such a beta faggot, he thinks he's master of women merely because he stuck it out until he's browbeaten into the tame guy his gf can manipulate. get rekt beta boy.

>That's the only one I've saved
>Damage control
You're the evolutionary dead end who's larping as an authority on partnerships. Go find yourself another 500 pound aspie that can stand you for half a year.

OP, real girls are 0/10 shit. Anime girls are the new shit nowadays. Take a Marley, here. I have a bunch of spare Marleys

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>I've likely just had relationships with heartless cunts
>Translation: I had 1 relationship where a 3/10 dyke dragged me home and let me put my willy in her until she grew sick of my nonexistent personality and backbone.

this is the type of white trash guy who finds a whale who has no better options and makes her stand in the trailer kitchen cooking spaghetti all day and calls himself a man.
youre a real breadwinner champ.

If u realy want to know go spam date aps and u will find out at some point if u have determination

In the "off chance" you're still lingering:
You haven't been in relationships with heartless cunts. You dated fuckboy teenagers and they used you for sex. It's really that simple.
>Nobody asked you
It's a forum. I don't need to be asked. Stop being so insecure and overzealous over your pride. Besides, the original guy was totally right and you know he was. Relationships fizzle out. Ask any married couple to ever exist.

>never reply to me again
Lmao this cuck, look its Yea Forums not reddit i dont think you realized

>Have p chill 8/10 qt gf
>Is into vidya though mostly Mario and Assassin's Creed
>Get drunk in bed while snuggling and doing some fucking MarioParty/MarioKart drinking games
>Has this daddy/lil girl kink
>Genuinely cares about my well being unlike earlier ships
>Has this plush cat that means a lot to her so she has a name and she brings it everytime
>I have a plush Dedenne (Pokémon) and gave it to her, asking her to look after it and now Dedenne and her plush cat have become a thing apparently (I'm a sucker for cute grills who can act childish but also serious when situation calls for it)
>She's not a huge fan of me smoking so trying to stop for her
>She always come up with new "sex things" we can do that always gets me going
>Is just generally a super nice, considerate and lovely person

I am so fucking happy with my life right now, Yea Forumsros. We're still only 6 months in but if it keeps going like this Imma marry her.

jfc. you're a massive jerkoff. can't wait for your suicide posts here when she starts fucking another guy behind your back.

hehehehehehe well memed, newfriend!

I'mma stream it here. Why are you so unhappy though, user?

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