Why don't you have a girlfriend Yea Forums?

I just broke up with mine :)

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Cuz I'm not attracted to humans, guess she'll be an emu.

Womans are a waste of time and money

This.

Married. Pussy whenever I like

Now you can fund that time and money into grammar lessons.

Posts picture of a big nose jew, asks belittling questions targeted at Yea Forums losers.

Also married hopefully divorced soon and then I'll have a gf jew-user

>Used to have one, didn't work out.
>Got back together, didn't work out.
>Didn't even hit it
>Still virgin.
>Fucking kill me

You poor fool. I had a friend many years ago who thought marriage meant the same thing. I tried to warn him what is common knowledge to most others - that shit absolutely will not last. There are no exceptions, it's just a question of when.

I want to be single after three years with my girl

>asked one out
>nope, she ghosted me irl, which was weird because we were classmates
>asked another one out
>nope, at least she told me that she's not interested in dating me, still friends
>a common friend tried to get me together with a girl
>she got sick and did not came
>much later, accidently met her in a pub
>we really got together well
>asked her out
>nope, she told me she won't have time in this semester
>now waiting for a crush

lel. see

I‘ve got some bad news for you.

I have a beautiful cute doll that I fuck and happy with. When I had a gf I was always paranoid she was cheating, and found out she was just using me to get this other guy she liked jealous.

NO WAY HOSE A!!
I have a wonderful wife at home who looks after me like I'm a king, why would I settle for your downgraded, average at best, whore of a girlfriend? I have much better at home and would never stray or even look at another lady. My lady is all that I need, she satisfies my every need on a daily basis without me even having to ask, she is my queen and I am her king. Just the fact that you would ask /tempt me with your own run of the mill peasent girl really is offensive to me, please refrain from this type of behaviour in the future and keep your whore peasent away from the royalty that is my queen and I!

Good day!

the jews

I already do, we go hiking and shit together it's pretty cool. She helped me get a car recently and all I really have to do is keep her well fed, help with her business and give her dick and eat her pussy when she wants it. I feel like our gender roles are reversed but I have an easy ride for now so fuck it.

I don't know if I wanna know

I enjoy chilling at home after classes/work, scared that if I started dating someone I'd have to spend too much time with her and not have time alone.
Shit that sounds depressing as fuck

Also money, I don't like spending money

You really don’t think you’d be able to explain to your partner that you can’t spend every waking moment with them? What a cuck. You know what else is funny? You’re also assuming that a bitch would consider you cool and good looking enough to want to be around you all the time, which we know isn’t even close to true. Keep masturbating on the bedsheets your mom washes for you. I think you’re better off.

> every WALKING moment

Fucking idiot, tha saying is, "every WAKING moment"

What a fucking retard

>oh look, he made a spelling mistake! The fool! Now nobody will think what he said was right and I can keep on being gay!
Lol you want me to describe the sensation of cumming inside a women for you?

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do u know how to read?

I don't feel the need of a woman's warmth and tinder has plenty of quick drawers

Lmao, projecting much?

I probably am not compatible with many women and the remainder are either partnered, have significant issues or we haven't met.

I’m not interesting enough I guess idrk tbh. I have a handful of times where Ive gotten ghosted out of the blue without any sort of explanation that I could make out. It’s especially annoying when you’re not even initiating and they seem really into you. Like whenever it seems like it’s going well POOF gonzo. Still wondering what the hell I’m doing wrong lol

Because i just want to fuck

Being with a man is arguably better than being with a woman. Imagine having intelligent conversations with your lover, instead of 2hour run on sentences about everything uninteresting and stupid.

Because I don’t know what I want

Dubs say it’s true

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.

You never had a gf , larping fgt

No one would have me.

Social media and dating apps made 98% of decent looking girls into insufferable entitled cunts

LMAO poki still looks good in the upper picture even though it's probably photoshopped. Don't @ me

dick too small

Because I never leave my house. because I hate interacting with people

had my first girlfriend at 29y old.
were togheter for 8 months then she started nagging about having kids.

i dont want any, she does so we broke up.

guess its the single life for me lads.

:(

There are exceptions out there, but for the most part you speak the truth.

The most interesting, intelligent and humorous conversation partner I have ever met was a woman i was seeing once upon a time. We would talk/text throughout the day and night about just about everything under the sun. I never got tired of talking to this one.

In the end, though, she turned out to be super self-centered and a total fucking hypocrit of a whore - big shocker, i know.

You've already won.

I don't understand. That sounds like two relationships with no sex. How?

But how else would you know what the Kardashians are doing?

Good job

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She doesn’t like me back

I doubt that you aren't interesting enough user. Took me a while to find a good match too (been together 11 years). Best advice I can give you is to go for someone you can be friends with.

I hate myself and view my involvement in someone's life to that degree as a burden.

That was the line before I got into my mid, now late 20s, anyway. Now it's that plus my social isolation as I grow older and lose contact with friends. I work at a school in the same town I live in so I don't go out often to avoid being seen by students and other teachers or employees of the schools. It's always awkward as shit and it's just better off avoiding.

I guess a side thing is that I'm at an age where everyone wants dating to mean something. Like, it has to be something you're serious about and can see turning into marriage. I have no intention of marrying ever and the whole scene just isn't conducive to casual dating. Tinder? Nah, self hate thing.

As for that pokimane chick, are you surprised an Arab has an Arab nose?

I don't know, I feel like you're just judging the girls more because you want to fuck them and not the men. I've met only a handful or so people in my life I care to talk to at length and while I admit the minority is women I also admit that I don't let shit men do or say annoy me as much because I'm not evaluating them on the basis of if I'd fuck them or not.

Overall, I constantly fight back against my overall negative view of women by reminding myself that I just ignore men I dislike but remember the negative aspects of women because it's always the negative shit as well as "and also I wouldn't fuck them." In the end, regardless of gender the world is just full of shit people.

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just turned 28...
been single since I was 21 and haven't been been laid in 7 years. feels bad.

sauce?

Oh, make no mistake user, I HAVE one. Just waiting for the right moment to NOT have one anymore.

And this will be the last one, ever. After two failed marriages & a relationship where I haven't been happy in 4+yrs, I can take a hint. MGTOW, here I come (happily).

smart man. mgtow is the way to a level playing field in an age of gynocentrism

>woman driving down the road
>has 5yo daughter in the back seat
>stops at traffic light
>on the corner of that intersection is a church
>right at that moment, a wedding party comes out the doors
>little girl's never seen a wedding, has no idea what marriage is
>"Mommy, what's that?"
>"Sweetheart, that's a wedding"
>"Mommy, what's that?"
>"That's a ceremony where a man & a woman promise in front of god & everyone that they're going to live with one another & be happy the rest of their lives. It's how husbands & wives are created"
>... "Mommy, why is the lady wearing a white dress?"
>Not wanting to explain the concept of "virginal purity" to a 5yo, the mom opts for a more age-appropriate description
>"Well sweetheart, she is the bride, and on every woman's wedding day when she's the bride, she wears a bridal dress. That's what that is. The reason it's white is to tell everyone around that this day, her wedding day, is the happiest day of her life."
>... "So mommy... If the bride wears white to show how happy she is... Why is the man wearing all black?"

FTW.

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Are both these pics of Pokimane?

I've been married (and divorced) twice & I made the same mistake going into both that you clearly have. "Ahh, free access to ready vagina. I'll never have to masturbate again."

Each one of them, within a year, I was jerkin' off so much, anytime I had sex w/ my wife, I felt like I was cheatin' on myself.

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Because she left me last month. God I can’t take this shit

Everytime I really sit back and think about it seriously, the conclusion is always the same: too much work, not enough payoff, and even if I used up all of the luck in the universe finding and securing the perfect mate for me, my own personality would still make me miserable.

Oh, I get the concept of MGTOW as a social justice experiment. I'm not embracing it for those reasons at all. Not a right-wing nutjob, don't hate women, no resentment at all.

OTOH
>LOTS of self-hate
>extremely negative self-image
>piss-poor interpersonal skills
>extreme anxiety around dogs (which current gf has, doesn't give two shits about the anxiety that stupid mutt causes in me & told me from the jump "if it comes down to you or the dog, it was nice knowin' ya")

The bombshell came right before I started my current job (OTR truck driver) when I realized I haven't been truly happy since 1998. Coincidentally, from that time forward, I've ever been living with someone in close proximity, not been able to support myself, or both.

Now make no mistake, I DO like my gf, just not enough to put a ring on it. So now I'm in a situation where I CAN support myself, and since this relationship isn't anywhere near as fulfilling as I'd hoped it would be, there's no point continuing the charade anymore. I'm a solitary, independent motherfucker to begin with (hence OTR truck driver). Maybe the solitary life w/ a steady, ample paycheck is just what the doctor ordered.

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I've never even been in a 4 year long relationship and you've been in one long enough that 4 years is just the shit part? Christ

Because I'm in my 20s and don't give a fuck about commitment.

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Just a generally poor excuse for a human being. Minimal income with bad hygiene. No intersecting interests or passions. My genes weren't meant to be passed on. I've just accepted it truthfully. I have no feelings of ill-will towards women. I completely understand why they find my abhorrent.

I like this guys attitude, just keep fucking trying and you'll win eventually.

lack of social opportunity. not many females my age at school or work, don't like bars

Because she found a full time boyfriend and it's hard to find a girlfriend when you're married.