I'll start:
>cop wakes up in the future
>taco bell everywhere
>sex is illegal
>VR sex is in
GO
I'll start:
>cop wakes up in the future
>taco bell everywhere
>sex is illegal
>VR sex is in
GO
Demodulation man
try harder
>dumb beard guy accidentally makes coffee with human ashes
>baby is born
I don't know how to greentext, but Demolition Man.
good. i will
>rat here
>rat there also
>rat on a rail
>the end
fifo goes west
The Departed?
Fivel was a mouse.
>woah
correct sir
>ice road truckers but somewhere in the desert
I STAND BY MY ANSWER
no
yes!
keanu's entire existence
still no
Tom and jerry try harder
Get put into time capsule accidentally
future is populated with Yea Forums retarded
smartest man alive
Fury road
Due Date. Good movie, underrated.
futurama
Idiocrcy
idiocracy
correct
>best sniper in america
>they say he killed the president
>he fucks the government
>house explodes
>end
yes and i agree with you
hangover vibes but without the bad sequels
correct
Shooter
sniper..
sniper lol
correct. smart guy
nah
nouu
has smallets cock in world
becomes porn star
uses straw as condom
becomes worlds greatest pornstar Yea Forums captcha everywhere famous
I know this one. just don't remember the name of it
>retard invests in some fruit company
>is richer than all you fuckers
the birdcage
>guy trying to make play
>guys wife moves away with kid
>break up
>lots of sickness
>attempts suicide
>stopped
>play gets too big
>layers and layers
>guy gets old
>told to die
>dies
Forrest gump
Judge Judy
Synecdoche, New York
>brothers help someone out
>become friends
>one of them makes a frenemy
>dad gets kidnapped
>raid bad guy base to rescue dad
not quite
birdman
yes
>son disappoints father
>tit hat
>turns out he's a good animal tamer
>hivemind
>son I am proud
pub crawl
retarded Yea Forums iq style
fight off zombies with peg leg
winrawr
>Half Baked
forget name but arnold and midget divedo
little nicky
inception
yes
no
>The Lion King
Chicken little
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
due date
okay I'm too young to compete
nope
Nope
negative
>>[...]187
lol
Passion of the Christ
>crazy clown kills people
anal sex scene
camera man blasted with constipated slut shit after anal attack
it
>italian cornball idiot learns how to become everybody
>enormous fart
>annymals gud
>hoomans bad!!!! >:(
>works during night
>sees a lot of bad ppl
>wants to clean the city of scum
Killer clownz from outer space?
SO CLOSE
angry birds
>floatin on a boat in the middle of an ocean
>tiger joined the game
>indian guy cooperating with the tiger
Bambi?
food, inc.
john wick
Earthlings?
life of pi
Being John Malkovich?
no lol
>future
>judge strolls around city shooting criminals
>banned from city
>a club where you fight.
yeah boi
Built to Spill
SHUT UP CRIME
Judge dredd
we do not talk about this faggot
Darude - Sandstorm
rule number one
don't talk about it
Shut the fuck up idiot
Martin Luther King, Jr., the documentary?
Judge Judy
Us
poor doggie
death to russian scum
>nerd has pretty good dancing skills
No
No one guessed it still
A Dog's Journey
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Spiderman 3
no
avatar
Any other guesses?
>my gf is a spider and i look like this other guy
>three 15 year olds
>trying to organize the biggest party ever
>whole town gets burned down and destroyed
Avatar?
>All important movies start with a black screen
>All important movies end with a white screen
Project x?
>assassin duo
>lots of cool action violence
>pedos love it
Project X
footloose?
Enemy
Lego batman
Napolean Dynamite
nope
Kickass
project x
we got 3 Todd Philips movies mentioned ITT
nice
Lego Fucking Batman! Lol
The Professional
Zach and Miri Make a Porno
>dude goes door to door pushing his religion
>gets into fight
>whoops they're asses
>ends up in porn
>Kenny becomes his sidekick
how to train your dagon
samuel l jackson and die hard guy
That opening is the most beautifuly self aware work I've ever seen.
got it
yep :D
Kick Ass?
fuck happy feet
no
yes
good guess but no. you get a 1/2 point
Orgasmo?
yee
giant fucking rock is enemy
"talk about the wrong stuff"
"i just wanted to feel the power between my legs brother"
yessss
Orgasmo
>be nigger
>travels across country
>has white partner
>kills crippled man
missing one word but you pretty much got it!
>tire
Glass or Die Hard 3
Rubber
You got it
>Yeah, suck that cock! ~Matt Stone
Drỉver
Gandhi
Yup
Movie cracked me up. Does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
>No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic!
I mean taxy driver
>some weird central asian man makes moviefilm for make benefit his home country
Hint he wonders if someone is talking to him
Wilf wild West.
>there's a corn field in the future
>has to go to space
>background beat matches the days on earth
>daughter gives a book
>daughter older than her dad
Nope
Armageddon
RUBBER!
>egg
>ooze man
>powerless teenagers
>mind controlling ooze king
>beast teenagers
>by out powers combined
>space fight
Got it
Corey in the House
Sixth Sense
anyone?! know this
Interstellar
ya
Nope
interstellar
Interstellar, ezpz
best movie that long I've ever watched
> Guy goes to the beach with his buddies
> Having a blast
> Friend of friend gets lost
> Find friend but he in trouble with some people
> End up fighting tigers
> Birds save their day
oh and I forgot, yep
>aliens invade
>virus involved
>some holiday
>clown makes fun of everyone
>another clown dont like it and rages
alien?
Super size me
easy. interstellar
>poor guy can't hug people for obvious reasons
independence day
>Guys out on patrol
>Finds space debris
>Marauders are actually good guys
>Guy finds himself on patrol, beats himself up
>Flies black dude to space
>Boom Headshot
>brothers do crime
>ahh vampires
>all kinds of pussy
>long leg guys
>small girl
>someone gets thrown in a wood chipper
fucking slanty eyed hungry
knights adventure
shit ensues
bucky larson?
batman
Power rangers the movie.
>goth babysitter
>chihuahua thoughts
>money in the armoire
winner
I fuckn kek'd hard
ya
Even smelly pussy?
Hangover (series) ?
MMPR the first movie. #amyjojohnson #firstcelebcrush
Beetle juice
no
Fargo?
lol
>be boy
>has pet
>finds underground civilization
>plan on milking his sperm
Firefly?
Borat
Nope, different genre
They aren't wrong....
>On planet
>In space
>On space planet
>I love you
>I know
>guy builds a wall around himself after a complete mental breakdown
>no food after 12
>rosebud
get this and I'll paypal you 6 ugandan dollars
Star Fight
that's the most obvious hint of all time retard
Gremlins
you win sir
GREMLINS!
The Taxi Driver
the martian
Nope
The shawshank redeption?
Yes, good boi
gremlins
>why are you running?
Checked taxi driver
Yea Forums: The Movie
also no
after seeing the kind of people on Yea Forums these days, I don't have very high hopes
Starwars
Taxi Driver by Martin Scorsese
Indiana Jones: Space Edition (Director's Cut)
crank
daredevil
forrest gumpy
can you be more specific? ;)
>Where the fuck am I?
>Did I kill people?
>Like guy with moustace but don't trust him
>I guess I forgot the storyline a bit
nah it's a nigerian film
>Detective who can't smell
>has lil child and broken arm
also you forgot
>based af mc
OBLIVION
got a kek from me
>Crashes car
>Crashes another car
>You know, this ain't no 10-second race
protect sexy black woman
she sexy singer
fuck sexy black woman
happily ever after i kill her stalker
The guy who shot first
nfs
>quirky inspector can't say "hamburger" correctly
The Bodyguard
Memento.
pink panter
pink panther
>severe OCD
>piss blood
>not really my daughter
>where did my doctor's office go
>carpet sales
yas
My Compliments
Going for Empire Strikes Back
you guys win a burger
>Me and my white folks go to black country
>Black folks like us, cool and smart guys
>Suddenly shitload of immigrants
>Dont like immigrants so lets kill them
>Guy almost kills them all with an ax, even leader
>Still loose
super high looking for something
jack in box
AND THEN
>762 millimeter... full metal jacket
>on holy mission
>gets arrested
dude, where'smy car
White Castle
Born to race?
>incredibly hot girl and retards stuck in a Target
Full metal Jacket....
Full Metal Alchemist!
young bean meets old white sword fighter
he wears mask
he gets his daughter bean
sexy time
Matchstick men
haha be quiet pls
of courseeeee
sugar and a dead horse
drugs and a pimp
Dominoes
yes
no but you got the one earlier slanty eyed 1
just put a > behind it and there you go with greentext
>old man makes older lizards
>fat fuck fucks it
Zoro?
Mask of zorro
>sugar and a dead police horse
>drugs and a pimp
>Dominoes
forgot to greentext it
>poor guy can't hug people for obvious reasons
Jurassic Park?
Jurassic park
>make miraculous scientific discovery
>fuck it
some asshole's brothers die and he is sought after by tom hanks
Here's a tough one
>Long road, better kill my son
>No food, better kill my son
>Bandits, better save, then kill my son
>Am dying, better kill my son
>Lol kid your dad was nuts, come live with our family
flubber
saving pvt ryan
yahalf baked
>matt damon becomes smol man
>bills are cheaper at least
Splice?
>fag detective from Boondock Saints and some chick with hairy pussy fucking
>baby falls out of window
>next thing you know, a talking fox is disemboweling it's self
toy story
the road
Downsizing
Sweet! If I not back in 30 minutes, call the police.
+1
>problem set before protagonist
>protagonist struggles against problem
>protagonist overcomes the problem by the end
>weird peter pan spinoff
>Wankers colonised by wankers take drugs
Spliced?
Splice
Hook
>nonlinear plot
>guns
>gay raep
>say nigger a few times for the edge factor
>ends in a diner
Torque?
Checked. That movie from the place with the hills
Harry Potter
yes
that was fast. nicce
Pulp Fiction
>Paper
>sail > smoke
>He doesn't have a name… so death can't find him
>Oh thank god
Lol, close
stark trek
>animal stuck on roof
>boys need help
>uncle helps in ingenious way
>glue
>death
>glue
>rapaired
>be killer
>lose dog
>more killing
Repaired...
Hangover?
Fortnite guy
I am legend?
>guy with stylish haircut kills people with some nifty compressed air tool
Im dead fuck my life all of internet has lead to this
The Ingenious Uncle That Helped The Animal Stuck On The Roof
hard one inbound:
his suit is alive and loves the washing machine
has to chew gum or else and careful of which gum
loves ice cream
he falls apart when emotionally distraught>
that was fast. nicce
bapzoople
no country for old men
not what I was thinking but good guess
Harry Potter 2?
No Country for Old Men
no country for old men
john wick
nope
>whole life is a lie
>sails right into a fucking wall
go
I liked my version more
Nope
the breathtaker
>fuck that looks painful
>skin playstation
>gun made of teeth
No Country for old men
hmm than I dunno
noahs arc with 40y old virgin guy
>High places official, doesn't like minorities
>Spends most of his time inside
>Pressure gets too much, destroys papers
>Marries love of his life
>Commits suicide
YES
I was sure that was it
no country for old fags
yes sir!
Trueman Show
i always get this one confused with guy who murders using bowling pin...why
Lol
>dude im high
>dude im hungry
>end up in Gitmo
truman show
already gave clues for this one get with the game
>going to daughter’s birthday party
>has a tec 9
>i don’t want lunch, i want breakfast
>also kills a nazi
Fuck, didn’t mean to reply
88 gets the Truman show
Paper Destroyer 3
harold and kumar something
> euros take trip in amazonian jungle
> everyone dies
nicely done
harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay
>Milk
>This is for Matilda
Best answer itt
Falling down?
If it's not Harry Potter it's Antichrist
>80s music
>intentionally vague
>i'm voting for dukakis
>teenage angst
>burn it to the ground
>frank
>cellar door
Anaconda
Truman show
try this:
>irishman wants to fuck his cousin
>ends up fucking a rich lady
>goes broke and brakes a leg
bingo
Leon
>kills a nazi
Whatever it is must suck
The Trueman show
Didn't we already do The Professional?
Cannibal holocaust
Falling down
Good movie user.
You're a man of taste
Bono: The Movie
yes
yes
Untergang
try this:
>spic comes by boat
>deals drugs
>gets shot
Donnie darko
Now go suck a fuck
>meat popsicle
got wood>
eXistenz
Scarface
"im a cop"
WHOSE SAYS U WAS ONE
My compliments
Nope
Negative, Multi Pass
>42
Hitchhikers guide
42
Got it, very nice
>who is watching me
>am i watching me
>oh fuck a spider
>23
brazil organ harvesting
close
try this:
>guy hears helicopters
>gets a mission for his sins
>kills the godfather
hitchhiker's guide
bruh lol
good
Jim Carey
charolletes web
>Wife gets killed
>Son gets kidnapped
>Partner being completely retarded
Lol...the number 23
Corbin?
arnold
>kidnapped
>tv kung fu master
>fucks daughter
>it only pees like that after sex
how exactly does one suck a fuck?
kill bill?
Retard Partner 2
try this:
>five guys lose jobs
>they dont pay for anything anymore
>their goverment wants to airstrike them
>shootout
>some good rave music
Not quite
regular Brasil day. Not even a movie
don't make shit up
hill billy driving nice orange car