I'll start:

I'll start:

>cop wakes up in the future
>taco bell everywhere
>sex is illegal
>VR sex is in

GO

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Demodulation man

try harder

>dumb beard guy accidentally makes coffee with human ashes
>baby is born

I don't know how to greentext, but Demolition Man.

good. i will

>rat here
>rat there also
>rat on a rail
>the end

fifo goes west

The Departed?

Fivel was a mouse.

>woah

correct sir

>ice road truckers but somewhere in the desert

I STAND BY MY ANSWER

no

yes!

keanu's entire existence

still no

Tom and jerry try harder

Get put into time capsule accidentally
future is populated with Yea Forums retarded
smartest man alive

Fury road

Due Date. Good movie, underrated.

futurama

Idiocrcy

idiocracy

correct

>best sniper in america
>they say he killed the president
>he fucks the government
>house explodes
>end

yes and i agree with you
hangover vibes but without the bad sequels

correct

Shooter

sniper..

sniper lol

correct. smart guy

nah

nouu

has smallets cock in world
becomes porn star
uses straw as condom
becomes worlds greatest pornstar Yea Forums captcha everywhere famous

I know this one. just don't remember the name of it

>retard invests in some fruit company
>is richer than all you fuckers

the birdcage

>guy trying to make play
>guys wife moves away with kid
>break up
>lots of sickness
>attempts suicide
>stopped
>play gets too big
>layers and layers
>guy gets old
>told to die
>dies

Forrest gump

Judge Judy

Synecdoche, New York

>brothers help someone out
>become friends
>one of them makes a frenemy
>dad gets kidnapped
>raid bad guy base to rescue dad

not quite

birdman

yes

>son disappoints father
>tit hat
>turns out he's a good animal tamer
>hivemind
>son I am proud

pub crawl
retarded Yea Forums iq style
fight off zombies with peg leg
winrawr

>Half Baked

forget name but arnold and midget divedo

little nicky

inception

yes
no

>The Lion King

Chicken little

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

due date

okay I'm too young to compete

nope

Nope

negative

>>[...]187
lol

Passion of the Christ

>crazy clown kills people

anal sex scene
camera man blasted with constipated slut shit after anal attack

it

>italian cornball idiot learns how to become everybody
>enormous fart

>annymals gud
>hoomans bad!!!! >:(

>works during night
>sees a lot of bad ppl
>wants to clean the city of scum

Killer clownz from outer space?

SO CLOSE

angry birds

>floatin on a boat in the middle of an ocean
>tiger joined the game
>indian guy cooperating with the tiger

Bambi?

food, inc.

john wick

Earthlings?

life of pi

Being John Malkovich?

no lol

>future
>judge strolls around city shooting criminals
>banned from city

>a club where you fight.

yeah boi

Built to Spill

SHUT UP CRIME

Judge dredd

we do not talk about this faggot

Darude - Sandstorm

rule number one
don't talk about it

Shut the fuck up idiot

Martin Luther King, Jr., the documentary?

Judge Judy

Us

poor doggie
death to russian scum

>nerd has pretty good dancing skills

No

No one guessed it still

A Dog's Journey

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Spiderman 3

no

avatar

Any other guesses?

>my gf is a spider and i look like this other guy

>three 15 year olds
>trying to organize the biggest party ever
>whole town gets burned down and destroyed

Avatar?

>All important movies start with a black screen
>All important movies end with a white screen

Project x?

>assassin duo
>lots of cool action violence
>pedos love it

Project X

footloose?

Enemy

Lego batman

Napolean Dynamite

nope

Kickass

project x

we got 3 Todd Philips movies mentioned ITT
nice

Lego Fucking Batman! Lol

The Professional

Zach and Miri Make a Porno

>dude goes door to door pushing his religion
>gets into fight
>whoops they're asses
>ends up in porn
>Kenny becomes his sidekick

how to train your dagon

samuel l jackson and die hard guy

That opening is the most beautifuly self aware work I've ever seen.

got it

yep :D

Kick Ass?

fuck happy feet

no
yes

good guess but no. you get a 1/2 point

Orgasmo?

yee

giant fucking rock is enemy
"talk about the wrong stuff"
"i just wanted to feel the power between my legs brother"

yessss

Orgasmo

>be nigger
>travels across country
>has white partner
>kills crippled man

missing one word but you pretty much got it!

>tire

Glass or Die Hard 3

Rubber

You got it
>Yeah, suck that cock! ~Matt Stone

Drỉver

Gandhi

Yup

Movie cracked me up. Does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?

>No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic!

I mean taxy driver

>some weird central asian man makes moviefilm for make benefit his home country

Hint he wonders if someone is talking to him

Wilf wild West.

>there's a corn field in the future
>has to go to space
>background beat matches the days on earth
>daughter gives a book
>daughter older than her dad

Nope

Armageddon

RUBBER!

>egg
>ooze man
>powerless teenagers
>mind controlling ooze king
>beast teenagers
>by out powers combined
>space fight

Got it

Corey in the House

Sixth Sense

anyone?! know this

Interstellar

ya

Nope

interstellar

Interstellar, ezpz

best movie that long I've ever watched

> Guy goes to the beach with his buddies
> Having a blast
> Friend of friend gets lost
> Find friend but he in trouble with some people
> End up fighting tigers
> Birds save their day

oh and I forgot, yep

>aliens invade
>virus involved
>some holiday

>clown makes fun of everyone
>another clown dont like it and rages

alien?

Super size me

easy. interstellar

>poor guy can't hug people for obvious reasons

independence day

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>Guys out on patrol
>Finds space debris
>Marauders are actually good guys
>Guy finds himself on patrol, beats himself up
>Flies black dude to space
>Boom Headshot

>brothers do crime
>ahh vampires
>all kinds of pussy

>long leg guys
>small girl
>someone gets thrown in a wood chipper

fucking slanty eyed hungry
knights adventure
shit ensues

bucky larson?

batman

Power rangers the movie.

>goth babysitter
>chihuahua thoughts
>money in the armoire

winner

I fuckn kek'd hard

ya

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Even smelly pussy?

Hangover (series) ?

MMPR the first movie. #amyjojohnson #firstcelebcrush

Beetle juice

no

Fargo?

lol

>be boy
>has pet
>finds underground civilization
>plan on milking his sperm

Firefly?

Borat

Nope, different genre

They aren't wrong....

>On planet
>In space
>On space planet
>I love you
>I know

>guy builds a wall around himself after a complete mental breakdown

>no food after 12

>rosebud

get this and I'll paypal you 6 ugandan dollars

Star Fight

that's the most obvious hint of all time retard

Gremlins

you win sir

GREMLINS!

The Taxi Driver

the martian

Nope

The shawshank redeption?

Yes, good boi

gremlins

>why are you running?

Checked taxi driver

Yea Forums: The Movie

also no

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after seeing the kind of people on Yea Forums these days, I don't have very high hopes

Starwars

Taxi Driver by Martin Scorsese

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Indiana Jones: Space Edition (Director's Cut)

crank

daredevil

forrest gumpy

can you be more specific? ;)

>Where the fuck am I?
>Did I kill people?
>Like guy with moustace but don't trust him
>I guess I forgot the storyline a bit

nah it's a nigerian film

>Detective who can't smell
>has lil child and broken arm

also you forgot
>based af mc

OBLIVION

got a kek from me

>Crashes car
>Crashes another car
>You know, this ain't no 10-second race

protect sexy black woman
she sexy singer
fuck sexy black woman
happily ever after i kill her stalker

The guy who shot first

nfs

>quirky inspector can't say "hamburger" correctly

The Bodyguard

Memento.

pink panter

pink panther

>severe OCD
>piss blood
>not really my daughter
>where did my doctor's office go
>carpet sales

yas

My Compliments

Going for Empire Strikes Back

you guys win a burger

>Me and my white folks go to black country
>Black folks like us, cool and smart guys
>Suddenly shitload of immigrants
>Dont like immigrants so lets kill them
>Guy almost kills them all with an ax, even leader
>Still loose

super high looking for something
jack in box
AND THEN

>762 millimeter... full metal jacket

>on holy mission
>gets arrested

dude, where'smy car

White Castle

Born to race?

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>incredibly hot girl and retards stuck in a Target

Full metal Jacket....

Full Metal Alchemist!

young bean meets old white sword fighter
he wears mask
he gets his daughter bean
sexy time

Matchstick men

haha be quiet pls
of courseeeee

sugar and a dead horse
drugs and a pimp
Dominoes

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yes
no but you got the one earlier slanty eyed 1

just put a > behind it and there you go with greentext

>old man makes older lizards
>fat fuck fucks it

Zoro?

Mask of zorro

>sugar and a dead police horse
>drugs and a pimp
>Dominoes

forgot to greentext it

>poor guy can't hug people for obvious reasons

Jurassic Park?

Jurassic park

>make miraculous scientific discovery
>fuck it

some asshole's brothers die and he is sought after by tom hanks

Here's a tough one
>Long road, better kill my son
>No food, better kill my son
>Bandits, better save, then kill my son
>Am dying, better kill my son
>Lol kid your dad was nuts, come live with our family

flubber

saving pvt ryan

yahalf baked

>matt damon becomes smol man
>bills are cheaper at least

Splice?

>fag detective from Boondock Saints and some chick with hairy pussy fucking
>baby falls out of window
>next thing you know, a talking fox is disemboweling it's self

toy story

the road

Downsizing

Sweet! If I not back in 30 minutes, call the police.

+1

>problem set before protagonist
>protagonist struggles against problem
>protagonist overcomes the problem by the end

>weird peter pan spinoff

>Wankers colonised by wankers take drugs

Spliced?

Splice

Hook

>nonlinear plot
>guns
>gay raep
>say nigger a few times for the edge factor
>ends in a diner

Torque?

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Checked. That movie from the place with the hills

Harry Potter

yes

that was fast. nicce

Pulp Fiction

>Paper
>sail > smoke
>He doesn't have a name… so death can't find him
>Oh thank god

Lol, close

stark trek

>animal stuck on roof
>boys need help
>uncle helps in ingenious way
>glue
>death
>glue
>rapaired

>be killer
>lose dog
>more killing

Repaired...

Hangover?

Fortnite guy

I am legend?

>guy with stylish haircut kills people with some nifty compressed air tool

Im dead fuck my life all of internet has lead to this

The Ingenious Uncle That Helped The Animal Stuck On The Roof

hard one inbound:
his suit is alive and loves the washing machine
has to chew gum or else and careful of which gum
loves ice cream
he falls apart when emotionally distraught>

that was fast. nicce

bapzoople

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no country for old men

not what I was thinking but good guess

Harry Potter 2?

No Country for Old Men

no country for old men

john wick

nope

>whole life is a lie
>sails right into a fucking wall

go

I liked my version more

Nope

the breathtaker

>fuck that looks painful
>skin playstation
>gun made of teeth

No Country for old men

hmm than I dunno

noahs arc with 40y old virgin guy

>High places official, doesn't like minorities
>Spends most of his time inside
>Pressure gets too much, destroys papers
>Marries love of his life
>Commits suicide

YES

I was sure that was it

no country for old fags

yes sir!

Trueman Show

i always get this one confused with guy who murders using bowling pin...why

Lol

>dude im high
>dude im hungry
>end up in Gitmo

truman show

already gave clues for this one get with the game

>going to daughter’s birthday party
>has a tec 9
>i don’t want lunch, i want breakfast
>also kills a nazi

Fuck, didn’t mean to reply

88 gets the Truman show

Paper Destroyer 3

harold and kumar something

> euros take trip in amazonian jungle
> everyone dies

nicely done

harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay

>Milk
>This is for Matilda

Best answer itt

Falling down?

If it's not Harry Potter it's Antichrist

>80s music
>intentionally vague
>i'm voting for dukakis
>teenage angst
>burn it to the ground
>frank
>cellar door

Anaconda

Truman show
try this:
>irishman wants to fuck his cousin
>ends up fucking a rich lady
>goes broke and brakes a leg

bingo

Leon

>kills a nazi
Whatever it is must suck

The Trueman show

Didn't we already do The Professional?

Cannibal holocaust

Falling down

Good movie user.

You're a man of taste

Bono: The Movie

yes

yes

Untergang

try this:
>spic comes by boat
>deals drugs
>gets shot

Donnie darko
Now go suck a fuck

>meat popsicle

got wood>

eXistenz

Scarface

"im a cop"
WHOSE SAYS U WAS ONE

My compliments

Nope

Negative, Multi Pass

>42

Hitchhikers guide

42

Got it, very nice

>who is watching me
>am i watching me
>oh fuck a spider

>23

brazil organ harvesting

close
try this:
>guy hears helicopters
>gets a mission for his sins
>kills the godfather

hitchhiker's guide

bruh lol

good

Jim Carey

charolletes web

>Wife gets killed
>Son gets kidnapped
>Partner being completely retarded

Lol...the number 23

Corbin?

arnold

>kidnapped
>tv kung fu master
>fucks daughter

>it only pees like that after sex

how exactly does one suck a fuck?

kill bill?

Retard Partner 2

try this:
>five guys lose jobs
>they dont pay for anything anymore
>their goverment wants to airstrike them
>shootout
>some good rave music

Not quite

regular Brasil day. Not even a movie

don't make shit up

hill billy driving nice orange car