Not my proudest fap thread

Yeeeah.. about that..

trips, kys

how it turned to pooping disney princess thread ?

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So you like crack whores and drugged horses? Because that horse is not aroused

i thought that was an elephant penis

And women love to talk about how degenerate men are.

biggest mistake in my life

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Oh, you dear sweet child! Are you lost?

but her tits and beautiful blonde hairs charmed me so badly

lol

My most un-proud fap was to myself in lingerie doing various things for a fellow over Kik. Went on for an hour cuz he kept telling me not to cum, and I had to keep doing things for him, sending pics and videos. The post nut clarity was real.

>? Because that horse is not aroused

I am truly terrified that you can look at a woman blowing a horse and know if the horse is aroused or not.
How many horse blow jobs did you have to watch before you gained this understanding??

this is very mild from the genre i like

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Ah Shit, Here We Go Again!

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Thas good

How many horse blowers have you watched to make sure she's not aroused?

Seriously, isn't that an elephant penis ?

Definitely not my proudest....

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>I am truly terrified that you can look at a woman blowing a horse and know if the horse is aroused or not.
Why terrified? And you clearly haven't watched Mr hands meet his end
>For your information a stallion "flares" and thrusts violently as it orgasms and a woman could only physically take on a mini-stallion (which can be hot to watch) as a normal horse would probably do her internal injury.

I won't explain "flare" if you don't know, nor will I explain that a pig has a corkscrew penis and you need a frame..

>Seriously, isn't that an elephant penis ?
No. It's just a normal, full-sized horse

Describe less mild ones maybe?

someone cum in your eyes ? horse fucker faggot its definitely an elephant penis. you two idiot disscus about elephant dick assuming that its a horse dick

Fur fags gtfo

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This is either bait or stupidity in extremis. Either way further conversation is pointless.

This, but to mistress beast

Yes. And I'm not a furry. But there were this whole series of Zootopia parodies, and I was curious...and horny....definitely not proud....

Based. Where’s that from?

Nice. I love fucking sissies

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why

Not even a fur fag, in fact, I think they're pathetic, but I've jacked off to zootopia fuck gifs

no i dont want to fap this shit again fuck you

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>but to mistress beast
Oh fuck no. Not that hag. StrayX, Simone, Cupcake, Inke, many others, but not MB

I did see a hot girl and a mini stallion once. Her grunting as it thrust and the gush after.......hnnnng

>why
Japan. It's the answer to most weird sex questions

Garth?

That made me hot to read and I'm not a zoofag.

>I did see a hot girl and a mini stallion once. Her grunting as it thrust and the gush after.......hnnnng
A real video or a live show? Is it possible to see it for real anywhere?

Sounds hot tbh

How about a big titty futa centaur fucking a chick?

Better quality version of OP's pic

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was going to post this

I love them too. MB started the massive trend of videos being shared under wrong names back in the limewire days. So I revisit her. Lol

>A real video or a live show?
Real, amateur video
>Is it possible to see it for real anywhere?
I have no idea. The site I used has long been closed in the same purge that cleaned up the place with no mothers

Purged zoo porn makes baby Jesus cry

I wish you hadn't posted this because now I need to blow a load imagining sticking my dick up her shitter after she's done.

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I don't know about baby jesus but I was fucking devastated.

Any good resources for similar stuff? It’s legal to view in most places I think

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Viewing downloads to your cache. Downloading is illegal in most jurisdictions. And no, I don't. Not one that isn't a trap of some sort

>Viewing downloads to your cache. Downloading is illegal in most jurisdictions.
Wow that sounds like a bullshit technicality. Thanks for the tip.

It's not true. It's not illegal to view or posses in the U.S., just to distribute it in public like most porn.

Zootube1
Pornsocket
Zoox18

This

Yeah I don't know what it was exactly I jerked off too but it was something along the lines of this. Not sure if i'm disappointed or ashamed, just not necessarily proud.

Thanks homies

The fuck am I even looking at?

kino

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OK, today I know more than I knew yesterday.

When I was fapping with an enema and got my whole bath covered in shit.

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Holy fuck you too? I was like 16 and saw that movie and the idea of fucking a possessed girl made me uncomfortably aroused. Funny I never jerked to that fantasy again.

I got really into the enema fap one summer a few years ago. It was cool but also messy. I did some drain stomping. Did it with one of those adjustable shower heads.

I tried it again recently with a different shower head but I think my sphincter won’t open for it. Can’t get any water inside. Any tips?

Once when I was 13 we didn’t have any internet in the house so I recorded myself jacking off and beat off to that and the rest was up to my imagination. If that’s counts.

My unproudest fap was a video of a 96 year old woman getting fucked by a black guy. I was diamonds but after I blew I felt dirty.

I just disconnect the shower head altogether and use the hose. I'm also laying on my back. Use warmer water and keep water slow, high pressure will just make the internal sphincters contract making for a shallow enema. Don't take it all at once, make breaks. Also I tried filling a small plastic bag inside my rectum as a cleaner alternative, very intense feeling. There are probably specialized toys for that.

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if i posted it i could go to jail

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Tell us without posting dummy

Thanks, good stuff.

You put the bag in your ass and then filled that up? Interesting. Sounds risky.

Also enjoy your pony ban

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i think random kids on facebook

coward

It’s not illegal to post look at or masturbate to clothed jail bait. But yeah don’t post it here

what?
oh sorry i thought you said not

if i do ((they)) will start tracking me

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For real I don't get what's with the feet. Everybody acting like they're nice. I don't understand.

whats under the dress tho

pussy fag dont be dick, be a real man and tell us bravely what you did and be proud of it

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Its just another reddit meme that has managed to grow like a tumor on this place . Do not worry about it. Anyone who plays along with it is a faggot nigger that fantasizes about sucking shit covered jew dick.

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sauce?

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KitKatClub / Bemylatrine / Simon Thaur director

looks like doo doo

You should be proud user

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why though

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