I am actually God. AMA

I am actually God. AMA

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I jerked off today, but my orgasm didnt feel that good, what should i jerk off to next so make my pp harder?

Try and abstain from beating it for a few days and then you will fuckin erupt like Pompeii the next time you do.

No. I'm god. I am my own god

join to 3chan.co/b we are the best ib

Do you really dislike tarot cards

Like smth what have they done to u bro

Why is Lucas Till so pretty?

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Because it is relying on something other than me, and belief in supernatural powers other than me. It directly disobeys the first commandment.

Because i tried extra hard on him.

Coward afraid of losing followers smh

I'd try extra hard on him too if I had the chance.

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Can you make a shapeshifter? I've gotten very bored with this body.

can you give me a million euros?
i really need them cause i have a lot of troubles on my mind that would all be fixed with that amount

How many fursuits are you planning on buying fag

So if we were made in your image do you look like a monkey, or..?

>in image means identical
This is why I created hell.

So did you evolve at the same rate we did??

Humans don't evolve, you only mutate.

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can you create a bike, big enough that no nigger can steal it?

True, but evolve sounds less scary.
Because humans are the coolest and we get the fancy words.

Why did you make me have small pp?

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Maybe God is a collage of a grotesque display several animals put together.

i want to pay my moms electric and water bills
fix some broken shit in the house
fix my car and pay off my bikes bills
draft proof the roof cause the ceiling has mold
fix the ceiling that is covered with mold in some places
and then invest some of the money so i would live OK for the rest of my life without having a boss on me messing with my nerves on a daily basis
im a radiologists btw, i operate X-ray machines and CTs and MRIs

Why have you forsaken me?

satan here
become a gayporn actor. i will make sure you get only the best contracts and cutes boipussies. after 25 vids you will have your million. you just have to post "i'm a huge fag, please rape my face" to agree.