Rekt thread

The Fuck did he hit

Dont know. But the laat thing to go through his head?
His ass

roaming cloud of nerve gas or other bike on right side.

>that splash

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Unironically kek'd.

another crashed bike

heavy/quick vechicles create turbulence behing them,there was a gif where a train syphoned in a and drove over the baby (+it's cart)
turbulence lifted/bumped,guy lost controll and ended up deaded

It's that guy from fantastic four

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Fake and gay

B u m p
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splat

Fucking beautiful

Perfume fumes in enclosed space + fire. Spray some hairspray in a bottle and light it, same effect but bigger

Nerve gas.

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Agreed. Nerve gas.

Holy shit, that guy truly blew chunks.

Where's your sense of humor, user? Lighten the fuck up.

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Eternal bleeding

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fire force

cmon guys. he was carrying a bag of tomatoes on the way down.

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nope. not gonna.

good chicnko - he remembered to stop, drop, and roll.

I've been waiting way too long for one of them to fall on camera

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today's lesson is... always shave your legs before dying in a horrific crash.

the fuq were these niggers trying to do?

someone explain me how the guy in OP has seemingly nothing more than a headwound, and the second guy splatters into 10 pieces

One covered himself in superglue first.

volcanic eruption or air strike? what are we watching?

Anybody the Video from the Porsche SUV Killer in Berlin germany last week?

build a wall.

I don't know, but I bet niggers are involved somewhere along the line.

Anyone verb?

whitey nightmare.

Say it, don’t spay it man

Artillery drill

>the second guy splatters into 10 pieces

bag of tomatoes.

probably India, they actually came to help

i thought it was a double rainbow video. lol.

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wats a nerve gas?

filename kek

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Thailand

Another biker gets their justice.

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the world is not a perfect sphere, its more like an elipse, the person in the first video must have been on the top or bottom of the elipse while the guy in the second vid was most likely in the side, the science here is that the people closer to the earth's core experience a stronger force of gravity, approximately 1.38x times the force than at the top/bottom, and that difference is enough to determine whether your head goes splat or you get a severe headache, if you read this far i completely bullshitted you and everything i said was a lie.

The clouds give it away

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Joji - Slow dancing with a dark

post moar plz

you're one retarded faggot, alcohol fumes wont spread that far even if you sprayed an entire can all over, not to mention that they evaporate after a few seconds

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>Actually being this retarded but not knowing it

>caring this much about posts in a rekt thread

Cry more faggot

that bounce.

And they think they're people.

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holy fuck imagine if he wasn't actually standing there to commit suicide, but merely just hanging out and then that shit happens

holy fucking autism!

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I think that was the case, it looked like he tried to reach out for the ledge

>alcohol fumes wont spread that far
>they evaporate

where do you think they go after evaporating? to heaven? lol.

That's just straight up murder.

the clouds did not give me anything. what did they give you?

Where do you think fart smells go after they get blown away? It doesn't linger otherwise the whole world would smell of farts.
Faggots these days, I swear...

That's what that little shit gets

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>caring at all

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>they get blown away

in an enclosed space like that perfume store? you must be really stupid. lol.

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they alcohol is mixed with the air and is too spread around to ignite, it would take more than 2 cans to make the room combust like that, ontop of the fact that if you were to discharge 5 cans of hairspray into an airtight room you would die from inhaling all the other gasses that come in that hairspray bottle, alcohol content in 1 bottle is around 25-50%

The new fantastic fours is gonna be amazing flame on

the insurance company said the net was enough to protect the spectators.

You got me. Very clever girl.

you and your hairspray again.

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Literally zero people give a fuck about what you're posting in this thread. Crawl back into the abortion bucket faggot

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perfumes have a combination of oil and alcohol that can evaporate and are more flammable than your stupid hair spray.

>being this triggered over me being correct
drink my semen, faggot

youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM

cant tell which is more painful. her injury or her ugly face.

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>>Literally zero people give a fuck about what you're posting in this thread. Crawl back into the abortion bucket faggot

Zero minus one you uneducated faggot.

Go crawl into a confined space and drown in some wastewater.

I haven't laughed this much in ages, cheers user

so thats where guitar hero got the idea of putting the camera on the drum stick. gave me headaches playing that game whenever the drum stick POV happens.

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Land on legs vs land on head.

perfumes don't work like hairsprays, they get released in clicks, how many clicks do you think it takes to release 250ml of perfume, now multiply it by the amount it takes to engulf an entire room in flammable liquid and gas. thats right

tldr
kys

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i dub thee... hair spray chan. now post tits or GTFO.

>they get released in clicks

by the dozens of people who try the perfumes in store all day long. you really are stupid.

Why you so worked up kid?

The masonry gave way beneath him. He didn't mean to an hero.

>Zero minus one you uneducated faggot.
calls me an uneducated faggot
>actually makes a number that defines quantity negative
go back to math class nigger

wakanda!

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lol demonic possession ?

sniffed too much hair spray.

thats sad.

Why feed pupper to snek >:(

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you're trying way too hard to make your explanation work, you know how many clicks it takes to release one bottle of perfume?, you think that one bottle is enough to ignite an entire perfume store?, also the fact that the store needs to be airtight and for perfume to accumulate over atleast a few days if the store is always full

theres also the fact that its proven to be a gas leak and not perfume, stop trying to make it work and just admit that your comment was wrong.

They really are that stupid

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"Bunch of kids, could be anybody, anywhere in the world"

BANG

"It's the USA"

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Well I got bad news for you user because it looks like Brazil or Philippines to me.

Lol no wonder you racist fucking retards are so dumb.

because you have never been inside a perfume store faggot. even the cosmetics department at macy's is enough to make me gag while passing through them. and thats an open space compared to the perfume store in the video. you're such a fucking moron.

Go on then, seen as though you seem to understand their chimp logic, what are they trying to achieve?

oh my god! the helicopter shrank with people inside it.

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sorry user. not the philippines. there were no flip flops flying.

>implying the scent is flammable
you're a special kind of faggot, aren't you?

not as much as a faggot who is obsessed with hair spray like you.

dude. what do you think carries the smell of perfume and make it last all day long? it aint like fart or hair spray. fucking lol.

Trying to get the boards down

the alcohol is there as a carrier for the oil with the scents you mongoloid, they do it as water will not mix with the oils, they're not gonna fill a whole vial with the oil as its gonna be too expensive and too strong, alcohol is 80 to 90% of the whole bottle, and ones it reaches your clothes and is exposed to air it evaporates, spray a surface and expose it to fire after 8 seconds, it wont ignite

batman but daylight and car

That stupid fucking mustach

Isn't that Beto O'Rourke?

My fucking sides!

We wuz kangz

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How can white boys even compete?

T-1000

got me for sure.. fuck you man

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Absolute state of white guys

Man that kid is light on his feet.

>Hurrr guys im only pretending to be retarded

wait what

the speed and power with which he coils back is amazing

Poor little fucker's gonna see that video some day.

i can just feel the other guy's satisfaction

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Why? Next time you will be the same uneducated person without any clue about chemistry or physics asking the same dump questions. Senseless.

What an absolute retard

Fucking fake and gay

theres no perfume involved it was a gas leak in a phone shop and they all survived

never do parkour on shitty chinese buildings

A completely recoiless firearm.
Neat.

i read that they all died

Silly faggot, bricks aren't for chinks

Yes grandpa that's what happened, you hobble back over to your Wii bowling now

Why dies this stupid ass phrase get posted every time like people think they're witty

what's he trying to do?

How much cum do you think is in his boxers during this?

Pym particles

you're a fucking retard

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Look at the monkeys pretending to be people

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It is fake you brainlets

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Deserved it. However, I imagined more splatter down there

Lightning.

>put tarp up
>still get brain matter on the ceiling
Even in death, a useless cunt

Total disrespect for parents house. Fucking nEEts.

you prefer the tarp not to be there?, you must have less brain cells than the dude after he blew his, the majority of brain matter is on the floor and he saved the cleanup crew atleast 2 hours

Implying CSI and crime scene cleanup crew still doesn't need to cover every square millimeter of that room.

When you buy bitcoin a day before it drops 2k

Where is your god now little one?

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>degenerate weeb checked
>anime posters checked
>gay pride mask checked
>pussy sissy weak beta boy checked
>mentally ill checked

the faggot livestreamed the event, its pretty easy to deduce it was a suicide, also cleanup crew has to do significantly less now that most of his brain matter and blood is on the tarp

Absolutely rekt

Any and all evidence still needs to be bagged and tagged. Skull fragments and shotgun ammo still more than likely blew straight through many sections of the tarp at that close range. Guarantee the tarp didn't help as much as you think.

Steal. The answer to that question is always steal.

i'd prefer the tarp would be there, i don't know about you

Rekt and chkd! One of my favs.
Also, nice trips.

Wouldn't really matter tbh. Would you continue to live in that house if your kid did that?

Jesus fuck, what an idiot.
good luck trying to convert that mangled mess into a fake pussy.

This guy should be a war strategist...fucking perfection

honestly can't really think what i'd do, most likely sell or rent it

Need rekts I can fap to bros. Im horny.

Not a pair shoes, a parachute

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Just look at those floppy tits

mixtape

a long barrel revolver with no recoil lol, they didn't even try to make it look convincing

I wouldn't mind being in that helicopter

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stop retarded ass weeb

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failed combo breaker

DEMOLISH THIS BITCH BUILDING *WHACKS BUILDER* FUCK YOU BITCH DON'T TOUCH MAH SLUT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *KICKS BUILDER IN THE GROIN*

well if Wii Sports taught me something is that you get a second chance for the spares in bowling

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good one user

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kek

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if you think about it if usa stopped black imigration, then let them interbreed blacks would not be around. The country can interigate with blacks and they would not exsist

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No, its not. It is a slightly flattened sphere on its North-South Axis. The Southern half is still spherical but the Northern half is not. Being the same distance from the Equator the Tropics of Cancer & Capricorn should have the same circumference but they don't.

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that guy lived donkey

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some of it's ironic boomer posting and some of it's just boomers

>white people

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wow that sucks

Empathy & skill.

backstory?

And yet even pretending they'll still get more pussy than your fat, virgin incel ass ever will.

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Can we even call them niggers?
>They were trying to work
>They tried to help each other
>He had the common sense to make a lever to raise the plates since he wasn't strong enough.

Lots of people won't buy a house after a death occurs inside, especially violent deaths and suicides. Most States require this information to be included in the property description. Best not to die at home if you care about your family finances.

came back to finish the job? Wow.

kill himself

lolwut

theyre evolving

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This guy is already bleeding when he gets stabbed,right? Anyone got the whole story

You guys are something else alright.

Engine still running

>"What qualifies you for this position?"
>"One time I pulled a prank on my friend"

Star wars the clone wars

I've been wanting to find the video with sound to hear what that sounds like

yep clearly died of nerve gas

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Please tell me that fat cunt went to jail forever

second is amerifat

tfw I was expecting someone to slip on the stairs

someone forgot to do the dishes

it was a fake knife. no kids were harmed and she got left off with a warning

I think OP one is fake. We see him falling on a road near what seems to be a brick colored driveway. There is no consistency with the second shot.

Just because it would've broken your wrist doesn't mean there's not men out there that can shoot it.

fair enough

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Why are you lying there are literally pictures of the kid in stitches

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yeah, after the kid found out the knife was fake he was in stitches from laughing

prove that it was fake

its a future single moms convention

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how did he tie the knot to his pant without him noticing?

>getting so close to 300

Show us the pics then

Did that guy die after

Imagine getting beat up by a faggot with a hollister shirt and a man bun. But he kept grabbing that guys hair so it's his own fault for not having an effecient male haircut that would deter said hair grabbage

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Before

>effecient male haircut

lmfao

How do you not stomp that manatee into paste?
What a complete faggot.

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How badly did she get the kid? Is there an article?

these npcs were programmed to self terminate, have to save ram for false flag events where physics simulation takes up processing power.

YA DONE GONE GOT EM

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How could it be day in the middle of winter at that time ?
Doesn't matter if it's 12th february or 2nd of december, or 7:31 am or pm.
And don't tell me it's Austria there is no snow there and she's not falling wrong way.

fuck my sides

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Guessing by the way he tied it he might just wanted to pass out and automatically let go off the strings end. Well, bad luck, the other end got entangled. He was almost out and couldn't do anything but panic and fully realise that he just hung himself.

Little retard probably wanted to impress classmates with this trick.

so you faggot can use your jujitsu skills to kick the knife off her hand?, i'm sure you're really badass

Just Cause: Chink Edition

No if they had half a fucking brain cell between them they wouldn't have been moving flat stock like that in the first place. Also the first thing he grabbed was a tiny piece of drywall from the look of it. Instead of just standing there helpless at the end they should have been sliding the sheets off the pile towards camera to lighten the load for the lever or just slide the whole pile off.

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can't remember much, just that he was already stabbed by the dude and managed to escape him to this store, the guy just followed his bloodtrail and killed him, pretty sad

Me Chinese,
Me play jokes...

i see, but what if you were to destroy the entire room and seal off the entrance, and then convert it to a garden, will that still stay on the records

Suddenly, a wild waddling snorlaxapotomus appears.

"blew chunks" lolol
Haven't heard that phrase since 1987.

On February 12th 2017 in Kiev sunrise was 7:14am

i wasn't being serious user, read the entire reply

>EMERGENCY: user death imminent!
>Beep beep beeeeeeeep

is he brushing his teeth?

He's rubbing nerve gas on his teeth

OMG was he ok?

Are all chinks just like blind and incompetent?

LOL for olden times

he was applying a paste of highly explosive matter, its set to explode when it contacts saliva thus blowing the victims head clean off

thats why its fake.

home schooled physics

God I wish that were me.
Americans are so fucking lucky with their gun laws

Gtfo edgelord

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what nightmares are truly made of

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What part of Slavic Shit-land was this?

fake n gey

nice trips user, sadly they aren't trips of troof, the video is real, search up schuaib_

Poland

This is why I hate chicago. All the people are as trash as the city

leaked footage of Guardians Vol. 3?

was this like a year or two ago? i may have been there to witness this lmao

SCP