I wanna be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend

I wanna be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend.

If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.

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God, she's so hot in that photo.

Ohhhh, here comes the East Coast retard that gets banned from Yea Forums and visits this cesspool on a Regular Basis to troll about how much he loves his 'imaginary girl friend'.

Dude...
Seriously. The wretched hag is in her 50's and the majority of people, as a whole, are in their teens.

You're in the wrong location. Nobody knows her except for the people that ARE older, like myself but have never met her. I know she's an ugly bitch and always wonder why you like her.

Also, it's obviously noticeable you're "samefag" when you post "hot hot hot".

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, posts "hot, hot hot!" The ONLY time I see that post is when it comes from YOU.
Are you so retard that you think people don't notice that?
Dude.... Get a Fucking Hobby! Or knock on her doorstep and take the Big Plunge. Meet her and ask her out.
You're like a 12 year old trapped in a older mans body. Pass her a NOTE... "circle yes or no if you Like me".

You're truly WASTING your life with this shit.

You really need to chill.

I only know her because she was in Titan A.E. one of my favorite movies as a kid

Good movie.

Fuck off with your granny fantasy faggot, go suck some more dick at the gay bar.

u can do it user

I just wanna rip that blouse off of her and make love.

No.
YOU, really need to grow up and stop acting like a 12 year old when it comes to your romances/fantasies.
Everything I said in my last post is viable and have witnessed you on here over 100 times with the same thread.
You have mental illness on some level. I'm not saying that as an insult, but it probably be cured by seeking therapy.

I grew up with dysfunction and have a gift of reading situations and people. I'm told voluntarily All the Time by friends and also strangers.
Now, don't imagine me going around telling everyone how to live their life by my last paragraph. I don't do that. However, when something weird comes across and I give my view, people often agree. And not JUST agree, it's more than that.
Dude... you have an issue with this girl and it's an obsession for you.
It's your life, it's your waste of time. Either you contact her and see if she wants to date you, or you move on and find Someone else. You aren't getting any younger... and sitting at home on your freetime obsessing over a celebrity does no good for your life or mental health.

I play piano and practice about an hour every day. I hang out with friends, I run a mile a day, etc.

Hasn't he been posting this thread daily for a year now?

I do other things as well. Chill.

Come on, these Garofalo threads are more entertaining than the trap threads, the poop threads, etc. Give this delusional faggot some slack, man.

Exactly.

Kill yourself

You mean her?

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Yep.

Janeane hair/wig stories please?

I once fingerbanged Janeane Garofalo in the backseat of a cab in NYC in 1997. AMA

Did she press charges?

>she

No but my finger stunk for about 24 hours. Yes I used soap. Bacterial vaginosis. Google it.

Loved her in 'The Matchmaker'.

I sucked her cock in the 90s

Like what? Eat, shit, go to work? Surprise.... everyone else does that too. Congratulations.... you've Passed the "I'm human and do everything all other humans do to survive".
I took a breath of air today. Damn bro! I did Too! Knuckles!
No.
You have Addiction and have been on the track so long that you no longer can identify it as either normal or dysfunction.
You are "lost" atm. You've lost yourself in your habits for too long. You're a slave to your eccentricities.

Yeah.

And? Thoughts/opinions?

I eat, shit, go to the gym.

Girlfriends Guide To Divorce.

But you're not right in the mind, nor willing to accept or recognize it when presented.
At this point, it means you're a dangerous person. I say this because you're not "all there" and ignore points.

I will tell you this... You have antisocial behavior and I can tell by your consistency. You're a guy that has no moral compass. I can tell by how you have responded to me not only here but also to others in the past year.

You don't seem to have REAL emotion to you other than your disillusions. Also many people have called you out for the same things I have. Yet... it's always a joke to you. That confirms narcissism.
Ha!! The thought that you even THINK that you're better than all of us Cracks me the Fuck Up! Haha!
You sit at home obsessing over a washed-up bitch.

DO NOT REPLY
LET IT DIE

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She's not washed up.

You're a narcissist. Prove me wrong.

You''re obsessed with me.

She was "Wet Hot" in "Wet Hot American Summer" and the Netflix series.

You're obsessed with your washed up bitch. Also, I'm not angry... I pity you for throwing your life away in your obsession.

The narcissism in you wants to believe that I'm obsessed with you. You THINK that I somehow come here to talk a about YOU.

This couldn't be further from the truth. You are obsessed with an idea. I come here because you are an anoyance and I also try to sometimes steer you in the right direction to make your life more favorable.

However, you never do that to anyone else. Your lack of Moral Compass is showing. You can never debate a point and always think it's about you.

You are mentally ILL, sir. You think the world around you is a game and that we are all pawns. You just got upgraded from narcissist to sociopath.

Congrats. You can't ever argue points because you can never see yourself as a person "at fault".

You, are your worst enemy. I also can almost guarantee that everyone in your life knows this to some degree. They might not know it to the degree that I know it... but they know that something is wrong with you.