All packed! I’m ready for my self only vacation!

All packed! I’m ready for my self only vacation!

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i'm afraid to ask what that baseball bat is for

Obviously the baseball bat is for protection. Good job on thinking ahead OP!

;)

gay

yo whats that purple one called?

always use protection

the asphyxiated jalapeno

i laughed too hard

To where?

tits or gtfo

Good ol’ Provincetown, Massachusetts

I’m a guy.

Quiet, scenic, gay haven. You have a good time. Maybe drop by Boston, I heard it's fun there too.

Why you got the pink one then?

Post bat up your asshole

You gonna shove that weird vibrating microphone thing up your ass?
Damn I hate all the porn that has those things in it, kills the boner in seconds

There's a small chance you might get murdered. But nobody gives a fuck about you so carry on.

>Vibrating microphone thing

it’s literally one of the most basic ass sex toys you virgin. it’s called a wand

I hate it

What the fuck is that purple thing is it a sounding device?

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Zumio

thank you

Ops a liar and a chick confirmed