All packed! I’m ready for my self only vacation!
All packed! I’m ready for my self only vacation!
i'm afraid to ask what that baseball bat is for
Obviously the baseball bat is for protection. Good job on thinking ahead OP!
;)
gay
yo whats that purple one called?
always use protection
the asphyxiated jalapeno
i laughed too hard
To where?
tits or gtfo
Good ol’ Provincetown, Massachusetts
I’m a guy.
Quiet, scenic, gay haven. You have a good time. Maybe drop by Boston, I heard it's fun there too.
Why you got the pink one then?
Post bat up your asshole
You gonna shove that weird vibrating microphone thing up your ass?
Damn I hate all the porn that has those things in it, kills the boner in seconds
There's a small chance you might get murdered. But nobody gives a fuck about you so carry on.
>Vibrating microphone thing
it’s literally one of the most basic ass sex toys you virgin. it’s called a wand
I hate it
What the fuck is that purple thing is it a sounding device?
Zumio
thank you
Ops a liar and a chick confirmed