Why the FUCK aren't you a vegan?

Why the FUCK aren't you a vegan?
It's because you're a fucking moron.
Look how delicious this burger looks. It's 100% vegan. No ground up pig corpses or tapeworm eggs in it.

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man fuck you, you know i have body image issues and thats why i use the tapeworms.

to come online and slander me and my lifestyle is honestly too much for me to handle.

you better watch it bro before my dads step into the picture.

Hey, OP, I'll happily admit there's some really fucking delicious vegan food out there. And I don't deny you the right to choose what you do or don't put into your own body. In fact, I'd even say that sandwich looks tasty.

But I still like the taste of heated flesh from dead animals. In fact, my birthday is coming up, and I'm very much looking forward to slicing a bite off the end of a chunk of muscle tissue, charred thoroughly on the outside, but still dripping with the life blood of the formerly living cow. Or perhaps at that point there's no actual blood; it might just be myoglobin. But I digress. Dead animals are delicious.

And yes, I caught your additional subtle attempt comparing an omnivore's hamburger to pig meat, when they're almost always made from beef these days.

But you do you. Much love.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

OP what do you think about meat production?

In a capitalist society, meat won't stop being produced just because some people stopped eating it.

i don't give a flying fuck about animals or the environment.

retard

Avocados require more water usage than anything else on the market. There's also drug overlords in South America that have slaughtered innocent humans to take over their farms. I'd rather kill the animals than humans. Being a faggot vegan is actually worse for the world, not to mention our brains evolved the way they did because of eating meat

Why do you faggots always try to emulate the taste of meat with your substitutions?

I'm a corporeal being that is sustained by the suffering of other life, I'll take the meat of prey because eating humans is too much bother.