Just brushed my teeth for the first time in months. Ask me anything

Just brushed my teeth for the first time in months. Ask me anything.

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do you [walk]

how many teeth do you have left

my girlfriend admitted to me that one of her fetishes is to use me like a toilet. i told her I'd think about it. should i?

Don't be a toilet slave. It's disgusting, even for a veteran Yea Forums user. You're better than that

Do you like whisky?

Did you bleed?

Why?

I BLEED EVERY MONTH
I WEAR A SIZE 420 PUSSY

Why are you such a faggot

OP, make this thread worthwhile, post a timestamped picture of your teeth, your room, or the interior of your refrigerator.

but she's a solid 9/10 and i think she might leave me if i don't indulge her.

I actually went 6 months without brushing and only the back teeth got bad.

FYI Your liver hates you. Those toxins must've be filtered somehow.

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I'd pay to be in your shoes

IKTFB

he filtered his water through a used poopsock. The bacteria removed the toxins and the resulting shitwater was an antidote to toxicity

i have this dvd

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Fuck this cuck

I haven't brushed my teeth in five years, AMA.

All of them

I don't drink

personally I consume so much Alcohol that it acts like mouthwash, nothing lives in there.

What color was the toothpaste you spit out?

Red, like a dog's dick
For asking that question, you're a prick

>alcohol digests into sugar in bloodstream
>sugar in bloodstream changes Ph
>Ph changes rot teeth
well done user

did you floss too , how did that smell

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Joe fuckin cartoon

How sensitive were your gums, and how much did you bleed.

I brush my teeth twice a year, and that shit turns into a blood bath.

My gums were pretty sensitive but I didn't brush very hard so there was no blood

I hate u dumbasses

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Bump

I've read up on that. I know what you're referring. Reference. The amount of alcohol from ingestion is unrealistic. To kill anything in the blood stream. To fight off an infection. Even if you'd accomplish it, the alcohol content would damage you more than the bacteria

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I've pickled myself you superfluous negro

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