Gf will be home in about an hour. Dubs decide what I do
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Gf will be home in about an hour. Dubs decide what I do
Landon Price
Robert Jackson
fuck, what are the limits?
i'd say strip naked, get the ink from a pen, slather it all around your dick, and if you have a pet, rub some on it, too.
Ryan Ward
Op better deliver
Ethan Jones
now imma go eat dinner, when i come back, i expect to see that you have delivered.
Camden Gonzalez
Who. What kind of fucking rich asshole owns a pen?
Angel Smith
buuuuuump op is a faggot if he doesn't deliver.
but seriously op, if you don't wanna go THAT extreme, rub some butter on your dick and the cat (if you have one), put some aluminum foil out near it, and tell her that you read somewhere on the internet that that's the way to create an anti-gravity device.
Austin Ross
reroll for this please
Leo Morris
You people are fucking retarded.
Caleb Wilson
tee hee
i like to think of it as my "extreme creative imagination".
Sebastian King
Piss on her bed