Gf will be home in about an hour. Dubs decide what I do

Gf will be home in about an hour. Dubs decide what I do

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fuck, what are the limits?
i'd say strip naked, get the ink from a pen, slather it all around your dick, and if you have a pet, rub some on it, too.

Op better deliver

now imma go eat dinner, when i come back, i expect to see that you have delivered.

Who. What kind of fucking rich asshole owns a pen?

buuuuuump op is a faggot if he doesn't deliver.
but seriously op, if you don't wanna go THAT extreme, rub some butter on your dick and the cat (if you have one), put some aluminum foil out near it, and tell her that you read somewhere on the internet that that's the way to create an anti-gravity device.

reroll for this please

You people are fucking retarded.

tee hee
i like to think of it as my "extreme creative imagination".

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Piss on her bed

take pics of your dick and tape them to the refridgerator

Eat her nasty asshole.

Should I tape my phone to the fridge ?

Do this but tape them to the outside of your front door

cum in her shampoo or lotion or conditioner bottle(s)

reroll

no. print the pics out and tape them to the front door.

maaan, op hasn't delivered to anything yet.... wasteful thread ngl

Yes do it Op with it facing outward with a dick pic on it.

Strip naked, buy a pie, throw a pie at her when the walks in the door, then fuck her while shes covered in pie.

If own a printer than print the pics.