Is it weird going to a strip club alone?

I was extremely dissapointed when I learned that strip clubs are actually lame places where everyones monitoring your ass and the chicks are stupid and too personal. Another childhood dream ruined lol.

Most people go alone. Also, if you walk in looking clueless, those professional thots are gonna clean that bank beta boy. Those girls are professional hagglers, so you need to man the fuck up and don't walk in there like you've never been to one.

>Doesn't like having all the girls swarm him

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Nah.

If all the girls in a club are swarming you, it's because you're fresh meat in the water and all the sharks are coming for a bite. They call new guys Johns there and if you're not a good tipper, it spreads around quick.

Yeah, the whole "you can just be cool and chill at a strip club" thing is definitely a lie society tells you, or an illusion at best. You have to be rich to get anything out of a strip club, I'd imagine.

"I'd imagine".

I've done blow off strippers fake tits, got my dick sucked in the back, and finger fucked my fair share of strippers. I'm not rich but I'm funny

What is the appeal of strip clubs anyways? You're in a room with a bunch of other guys watching sexy shit. It's not like you can just whip it out and jack off there.

You're fucking retarded if you think you're gonna get laid by a stripper. Go on list crawler and get a hooker.

get an escort, after the first one you won't be too pussy or have misconceptions anymore as most guys who have never fucked an escort have some weird idea in their head about toothless crackheads walking up and down a street fucking 4000 guys a day

this is not what it's like at all, find a good looking escort from an ad (a girl you think is at least a solid 8), get her to text you pics of what she currently looks like, agree upon a price for 30 min, have money to pay for a hotel as well, go fuck, wear a condom

people get escorts because they are supposed to be girls that are actually worth paying for, so pick one that is and enjoy

stippers are a waste of fucking money, you can get your dick sucked, smash doggie and jizz in a hot 20 year olds mouth for a few hundred bucks

It's kind of lame most places that I have been but the strip club that I go to now and then is one of those places where if you get a private dance you can get away with touching the girls. Many of the girls will also jerk you off and a few will fuck you if your willing to pay. I usually don't bother though. It's actually cheaper to just go to the massage parlor and get laid then it is to pay for the back room and then pay the extra just to get jerked off. A lot of the girls at the strip club are hotter then the ones at the Rub N Tug though.

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I haven't fucked in months and have money to burn. How do I find a good escort? Any tips on how to have a good time / not get scammed / whatever?

This guy gets it. You can also pay teams of girls to fuck you at the same time, just hire two hookers to double team you.

I have trouble finding a legit escort in my area so I am curious about that too but once I started looking online I actually found a bunch of massage parlors in my area where you can get laid for less then $200.00.

Only bad thing is that they only have Asian girls there. I like Asians but I would also like variety. Also they usually only have one or two girls there at a time so you might wind up with one that isn't all that hot.

The place I go rotates girls from Korea every month, so it's kind of a crap shoot but a couple of times I have scored solid 10's.

You all are dipshits.
I fucked a stripper in a club. Didnt pay shit. She was worked up and pulled it out. Plus I knew her so it wasnt like an unknown

Forgot to add. Check adultsearch. you can usually find reviews of what massage parlors are actually brothels.

I had something like that happen once. Girl was high as a kite and probably drunk to boot. Unzipped and pulled it out while she was facing away. Not sure she even noticed when I put it in her.

Fuck no dude. Go on a slow night and not too early. You'll get lots of one on one time with a girl of your choosing. Conversate with her and buy her drinks and you'll be busting a nut before the end of the night.

I've done it multiple times. I got a strippers number in my phone right now that I'm supposed to call and she wants to take me out for dinner.

You get to touch

Where do you find escorts chad?

True, but... when you add in all the money you spend on the backroom and buying them drinks it's usually cheaper to get an escort. At least then you are guaranteed to get laid.

Looks like a lot of bullshit ads on listcrawler. How do you find a legit one?

True. If I had my choice I'd rather have a girl on a bed than in a cramped ass private dance booth but in my area there's shit for escorts. They're all either gross as fuck or got a nigger in the bathroom waiting to rob your ass.

I think it's weirder to go with a group. Let's all go get awkward boners together! Sounds pretty geyyy

*sigh* I miss backpage

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Pretty sure they didn't plan to bring the escort to the strip club.

Why can’t my iPhone play these god forsaken things

Same. I actually only started going to strip clubs because I was hoping to find girls who escorted on the side. I did meet one and fucked her a couple of times but she was getting on my nerves. She would show up 4 hours late and she wanted twice what the girls at the massage parlor do for sex.

I love massage parlors. Been to about 20 different ones. It's so relaxing and having some chick rub you down while you grope on her knowing you're gonna blow a load in some way at the end is goat.

LoL join the android race iPhone fag LoL

Yeah, I am really nervous about finding an escort online. I would love to be able to pick and chose but there are so many bullshit ads it seems more trouble then it's worth. It's easy to find a good massage parlor though.

Honestly? I just do this to get better at game.

Strip clubs are for hot girls tits and ass and my one 20 dollar discount lapdance does the trick. I'm a religious person so I don't need to fuck. I get to stay clean and jerk off at her ass for 20 dollars.

I don't need to:

Buy her drinks
Pay cover
Get in trouble going too far
Get jerked off and scammed by being a joke with niggers
Have my drinks and bullshit add up to my tab.

You spend less than 100 dollars at the club. Anything more than that is something wrong with you.

I should have the strippers numbers just by game alone. Whether they're prostitutes on the side or not.

The only thing I need from a clean white girl without tits and ass is oral sex.

I love when you're laying face down and they get on the table and straddle your head while wearing a skirt and end up dry humping the back of your head.

Or when you have your hands hanging off the front of the table and they stand just so your hand is conveniently between their legs.

This one chick pulled my arm off the table to stretch it and my hand ended up right on her pussy while she had a skirt on.

how do you know if a massage parlor does extra / how do you initiate it?

Get a rubmaps account to see best locations in your area. But honestly 99/100 amp's will at least jerk you off for $40 tip.

Tell them you're interested in a "non-therapeutic" massage, they'll catch your drift

Make sure you are fully nude when they enter the room. I like to be feely, but not overly aggressive during the massage to see her reaction. If you get hard during the massage she'll know why you're there.