I'm considering going for cigarettes and never coming back. I don't have kids, I don't have a wife, I just want to get the hell out of where I am right now.
Whoever get's quads picks where I disappear to. This isn't a LARP, I'm being dead fucking serious.
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A quiet life in Vermont
2 digits short.
A LOUD LIFE IN RENO!
why tho
Flint, Michigan
Uganda
North Korea
My family hates me, I don't have any friends here, shit job, living just sucks. figure if I can move somewhere else there could be more opportunities here.
St Petersburg
Try Flint. It’s a great place with even greater water
fuck that
martinsburg west virginia
St. Pete, FLA
Grand Forks North Dakota
Get me a pack of Marlboros
>shit hole california
Kabul Afghanistan
Kingsport Tennessee cause why not.
Get into canada, head to a place called nova scotia. Settle down in the valley.
user you shouldnt need quads for this, just have a look.
carson california
get your ass to Mars.
Yeah, in a month it'll be 20 below
Alaska.
Go to Alaska you miserable cunt lol
Detroit
Northernmost tip of the Northwest Territories.
A hospital A&E, and you tell them your situation.
buddhist monastery in the rocky mountains
Hell.
your own home
Sedona Arizona as a nature loving hippie
you guys are near 1111, dont fuck this up
Oklahoma
rerolling for mars
go to el salvador
Hogwarts
1111 where u at?
Guatemala or peru
bogota colombia
sterling virginia
Jackson Mississippi nigga
do you know any foreign languages?
Something tells me she's not the wife I think she is
Brusly, Louisiana
hempstead new york
whatever
go to Ukraine
hop on a shipping vessel and get your ass to western Europe, then walk your happy ass to Ukraine
Monowi,Nebraska
Go to hell by an hero
Reroll
go to hell
kill yourself
reroll
This
rerell
Rollin4this
dubs are a good sign, and again
...
rerollan
This
this nigga finna die
reroll
Again
reroll
Move to San Fran
W/timestamp please
FUCK
Kodak Alaska
Rererolls for Mars
to greatly maximize quads chance, go spam some threads
rolling for suicide again
Reroll
Regardless of how this turns out, I recommend running away to Pattaya Beach, Thailand. You'll thank me when you get there. Lots of English speakers, great nightlife, cheap cost of living, nice houses/apartments, killer food, friendly people. Open an American BBQ joint if you wanna be a millionaire.
come to new england its quiet and everyone fucking hates eachother
Chattanooga, Tennessee
iraq
Boston.
Best get there before the winter
But they'll be work shoveling snow once it comes
rererererererererererererererereroll
Moving this forward
Reroll one more time, we have the fastest internet in the nation!
Las Vegas. The homeless there seem to do alright
Holding out for threes
Toronto is nice
Vancouver is nice too
Moab Utah kicks ass
Kyoto is awesome
Tacoma
We're full of faggots already. Don't send him here. Go to Montana and work on a ranch.
Barcelona is nice but hard to find a job
Myrtle Beach
Pattaya Beach Thailand
Nigeria
ROLLING FOR HELL
KILL YOURSELF YOU SAD SACK
...
Keeping Pattaya Beach Thailand alive
REROLL
REROLLLAN
funny cause I know a guy I used to go to school with lives up there.
Pattaya Beach Thailand is you new home
FUCK
fell short
Kansas
West Virginia!
Go to the animal shelter and adopt a dog OP
Rolling for westminister baptist church compound for life
Richmond
Kabul
Damn OP I tried to do you a huge favor. Go there anyway.
Mecha while double dose tripping
Go mars!
Rererolls for total recall anons
My man, why dont you go to the beach, someplace sunny? Seriously, maybe a quiet life in Hawaii would do you some good.
Not Australia
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
east st louis
almost heaven and one off
Damn
Stay where you are
Suck it up buttercup
Hawaii!
New England.
Somewhere in a chicago ghetto
Go to reddit
My basement
Do it OP. I left my life in the city & now live alone in the woods. It's heaven. I'd never go back
Winrar
The 35th Parallel
of red dust & the descendants of british criminals
New York City!
Utqiagvik Alaska
Come to Dublin, we'll have a pint and talk about your problems user
buy a storage container, move to alberqurqe new mexico.
Alrighty where your gonna go is. FUCKING SOUTH EAST ASIA, spend the rest of your days rotating between the neighboring countries every year and returning to the states only sometimes to maintain citizenship. Literally say you know English and you are guaranteed a communications job and begin making more than the apes that have lived there their whole lives
29 Palms
Move to no where Saskatchewan Canada, you'll find small towns mainly focused around a bar. If you can out drink anyone you'll make friends fast. Next thing you know is your invited to a Canada day BBQ.
It is tricky to get a job there
Tiajuana Mexico.
Independence, Jackson County, Missouri. USA
so fucking close
reroll i guess
This.
Sayulita, Nayarit México
Re roll.
Military
Antarctica
FUCK
roll
north korea get
Salem, Massachusetts
Do this and you can bet You’ll be homeless with a meth habit circling the sands regency within the month
cape town south africa
newfag pls go
Philadelphia, we can drink beer and eat pizza together.
Rural texas just west of dallas
Get your ass to Ireland illegally and then pretend to amnesia and have washed up on a beach
Check my quads compa.
Lousiana bayou
Richmond lol
An indian reserve in oklahoma
Maine
USMC recruiting office to enlist!
Fuck off LARPING fag
Roll
OP go to Toronto, chill place, legal weed, big titties
I'm from Quebec, this is where I want to live too lol.
Maybe bc
rerolling for this
French foreign legion
Go to Seoul. Bang prostitutes and teach English.
Move in with Pardee badyal of Edmonton. Alberta.
Springfield, MO
Akransas might be nice, maybe north dakota
Moscow
Knowing the average Yea Forumstard, go to Krakow if I get this my dude
Nova Scotia trailer park
>toronto
Maybe if he wants to be robbed by niggers and get aids by stepping on a street needle
Reroll
REERROLLL
Ada, oklahoma
Fucking shithole town
OP here. You sound like a fag. Fuck you.
Scottish faghot.
WINRAR
Youre welcome op. I knew I could get 666 just for you.
Sell ghost stories in las vegas
Roll. This bitch.
Learn to read, faggot
rolling so you off yourself and go to hell
Satan trips over quads
Move to Cairo.
8888 Nova Scotia
Rollll
AGAIN
Jew yourself Isreal
Rollllll
Finally, the 8888 is coming
AAHAHAHAHH
Roll
close
Montana
Alaska
Texas Oil rigs 14 Days on 14 Off Pretty much 16 Hour shifts they pay for housing somewhat they give you bunks to sleep in with people Good money for people who have nothing to do
Move to Brazil
Rollerino
Jamaica
This fair lass
come 2 brazil
Rolling for slut
Yeah they need them quotas. Reroll
norway
OP here, I left this for almost 2 hours now and not a single fucking quad. What the literal fuck. Also I noticed some are asking for timestamp, when quads roll I'll post a picture of me buying the tickets.
Dallas, Texas
Fairbanks, AK
re roll
Roll
Singapore..
Somewhere in Alaska
Alert, Canada
or
Stickyourself with a needle you find in the street in Vancouver
rerolling for one more shot
Roll for wellington florida
el paso, texas
Iceland
re roll
start a new thread when this one dies OP
i wanna see where you go
Braunau - Austria
9999 coming up
Way to fuck it up
Enlist, user. You'll wake up at ft. Benning wondering, "what the fuck was I thinking?!" However, you'll get out of where you currently are and get a paycheck for it.
Rolling for IKEA
Detroit
I tried enlisting, they wouldn't take me in.
Alabama
How come?
My house
it's complicated to explain but in simple terms my dad abused me when I was younger and since it was complicated and a paper trail was left behind they decided to not even fuck with my case.
your moms house
Karachi, Pakistan
Somewhere in India. Bring a loo
minecraft.
start packing
somewhere nice in central europe
Weekweeti, NT
dip them in nerve gas faggot
south africa
some bum fuck town in north dakota
Continuing thread tomorrow
Nepal
MAINE! :D
this
Utah
Osaka
Utah reroll
3333?
Clovis, NM
tulsa, oklahoma
Kathmandu Nepal
reroll
If Quints, that counts too right?
this
Home
rolled
Charleston Arkansas
roll for this
Reroll
Roll for this OP
Go to hell fucker. Suicide.
This reroll
reroll
there in nepal
reroll check em
ram ranch
rerolling
2 OFF FUCK
Northern Utah. Be a wilderness guide and fuck snow bunnies in the winter
strip naked and smash your head open on something so you get amnesia and forget about your old life
Move to a rural town not infested with total white trash or third worlders and join the military
Go to tchernobyl
Bowery, NYC.
Plenty of opportunities to meet new people, start fresh and forge a new identity.
Fuck quads nigger!
You’re a lucky fuck if you don’t have a wife and kids.
I wish I could just fuck off.
36 married wand have a four year old kid.