I need you to make a decision for me Yea Forums.
I haven’t fapped in 5 days, and am very horny. I really want to go downstairs, smoke a joint, and fap to gay porn while fucking myself in the ass with a household object.
But I’m also unemployed. I need to be motivated and on my shit tomorrow to job search, which if I perv out and bust a bunch of nuts while fantasizing about men tonight, I won’t.
So I’m letting the first post in this thread decide.
Fap or Naw?
Whenever you’re ready.
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Fap and waste your life away user
Will do user
Fappp
What is that?
I’ve never related so much to a post on this board before. Jesus Christ, I really do belong here. This whole time i thought I was just a normie who liked to shitpost but you just described most of of my days to a complete T.
Day 14 here of no orgasms. Don't do it, user. Not yet at least. 5 days is nothing. That's just when you start to feel the prolactin wear off and your balls come back on line. Edge for a bit and watch some hot porn. Then put it away and go to bed. No cumming!
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Don’t forget to record and share with the rest of us.
That’s disturbing
OP here,
There are no normies here. Only varying degrees of fuckery and faggotry.
I have been coming to Yea Forums since 2006. When I first came here it was for memes and lulz. Then it gradually became about the curated porn. It took a long time, years even, but eventually I became so specific about the porn I watched as a result of it having been handpicked that I began to branch out. There came I time when I stopped fapping to porn that didn't feature a guy with a big dick (in addition to whatever kind of girl I was looking for). Simply put, I began to fixate on penises.
Simultaneously, the quality of my life began to degrade. I stopped going after what I wanted because I was sexually satiated nearly constantly. I became lazy and content; I could see my prospects in life diminishing, but I never had more than a momentary burst of will power to do anythign about it. Eventually, I began to act in a way that I only now see in retrospect as more and more feminine. Not in the sense of dressing or acting like a girl, but in the sense of being super passive and never taking initiative when it came to making my life better. I began to see the utility of a relationship with a man; the tangible positives that come with letting a man who is superior to you have sexual domain over your body. I began fapping to gay porn, always envisioning myself as a bottom for a bigger, stronger, more endowed man than myself. I began experimenting with anal play and having orgasms while dildoing myself and fantasizing about men. I still haven't been with a man, but if a man with the traits above ever came along and showed interest, I know for sure that I would. I still am into women (although I'm decidedly bad with them. But I am one handsome, well-endowed guy away from becoming a butt slut.
There is no being "normal" on Yea Forums. It simply does not live here. The minute you come here, any semblance of normalcy in your life begins to degrade.
Jesus fucking christ.
What kind of porn?
prolactin? titty milk? wat?
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I prefer traps, ladyboys, and femdom, so I can imagine being both top and bottom. Sounds like you need some daddy/bear on twink stuff. Make it a bukkake blowbang where the twink doesn't get off but has to swallow a dozen or so loads before he's put away wet and aching.
It's a hormone that gets dumped into your system at orgasm. You know how good it feels to cum? That's dopamine. When that feeling suddenly goes away and your dick goes limp and you want to sleep? That's prolactin counteracting the dopamine.
I've tried fapping to a few like that, but the guy's dicks are never big enough. There's always one who's bigger than the rest, and I'm always waiting for his turn to fuck or get sucked. The other 80% of the video is a waste of space.
Don't do it, OP. Promise yourself that if you get your job searching done, then you can reward yourself with a good fap. You know you need to get it done, so just do both, but in that order.
You sure that's prolactin? I thought it was oxytocin.
How does that even feel like anything
Yes, yes, the biggest cock tends to get all the attention. That type of video might not be for you. However, a cum swallowing blowbang isn't just about the size of the cocks, it's about the size and frequency of the loads too. Any dozen men will undoubtedly have differences in their penises. This a fact of life that is inescapable. Learn to love the differences and appreciate each dick for what it is instead of disdaining it for what it isn't.
Idk, I've been fapping to gay porn for years now. I'm only ever interested in dicks that are way bigger than mine. If I were ever in a situation like that, Im fairly certain I would end up only paying attention to the biggest guy of the bunch.
Correct, prolactin is just the bitch hormone
What if the biggest guy was a low-volume slime dribbler but the next biggest guy, also hung and and hot, shoots like Peter North and fills your mouth with delicious cock juice? Personally I would take both and humbly thank them for using me. Of course this is porn, and not real, but don't you try to imagine yourself in the scene you are seeing? I do. Otherwise I would just be a monkey jerking to pixels.
Oxytocin is also a thing with orgasm, but prolactin is what shuts down the dopamine.
If they were both substantially bigger than me, I would be into it. But out of a group of 6 or 8 guys, most of the time all of them aren't. Size is a hard, hard requirement for me.
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And here i thought i saw everything....