Explain marriage to me

Explain marriage to me

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>man and woman love each other
>happy relationship
>woman needs more security
>annoys boyfriend until he gives in
>marriage

I have that Michigan shirt that the cuck is wearing

I feel attacked

I actually thought it was a cum stain when I first saw it

Pretty much

Marriage was a mistake

Married 10 years with 3 kids here. Drinking to cope

The price guys pay for steady pussy

Take your current life.
Now, set your life and wallet on fire.
Stand back, and do nothing while it all burns to ash.
Be okay with this.
That's marriage.

>feels attacked
explains a lot

?

I'm 37. Not married, no kids. I'm lonely but I know that if I had gotten married, I'd be divorced by now and way worse off.

Men marry women they know aren't going to make good wives. Don't ignore the red flags or be scared to walk away.

It's like owning a horse.

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This man right here is speaking wisdom. Listen to him.
Women and men alike are guilty of this.
>Tattoos
>Criminal history - violence
>history of stealing from family and others
>kills dogs and cats, abuses livestock
>is charming
>"I can change him. He's different. He's different with me." They think their snatches are really that good lmao.
That just plays to women's narcissistic nature

>high number of sexual partners
>tattoos
>drinks and parties hard
>watches football and games
>slutface/10
>Stripper or escort
>"But she's changed. I can save her! She repented and is a born again virgin"
>lots ot orbiters
Dumbass thinks his dick is enough to change people lol.

Lie. Trap. Prison.
Stay single.

"If" you could experience your alternate life of being married and having children... you'd wanna go back to being single.

Cuck

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yurt

Same difference

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See if you don't genuinely enjoy being around someone else it makes no sense. Seeing it in those ridiculous transactional terms in OP is autistic as fuck.

This man right here is speaking wisdom. Listen to him. Women and men alike are fucking morons.

It's basically putting everyone but you and her in charge of your relationship. Sane people skip it.

This plus you have a court order to burn all of your stuff every month for the next 18 years.

Married 5 years also a mistake.

Should have stayed single and fucked sluts forever. As bad as women are somehow they get worse when they become wives/mothers.

That's probably true. These are all things I know, and yet it's mildly depressing.

>michigan shirt

It's called the great lakes you fuckin casual

There are cheaper ways without the headache and a lot more fun. I wish I fully understood this 15 years ago.

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that spends all your money
and doesnt suck your dick anymore
fuck you horse

Horses do suck up a lot of money. In theory you could ride them whenever you want, but in practice you either don't have time or they aren't feeling cooperative.

Married 5 years and a half, no kids (we're not into that now, we'll see later), enjoying life like crazy. My wife is hot, makes more money than me and is slut in bed.
Literally no complaints, my married life is much better than what my single life used to be.
Yeah, sometimes I see other hot girls around and I know I'd bang them if I was single, but my personal hot girl does great. Gotta point out she's also 6 years younger than me.

Been married for six years, just had our second kid. It’s great. I love it. I’m so happy.

Congrats user
we just had our first

I've never been happier

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basically being in Aushwitz but no one dies.