ITT: Crippling Depression

ITT: Crippling Depression

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I'm sad :(

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Bump

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I want those

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anyone have that one about julius the black dude? shit was sad.

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sad

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I remeber when I turned 16. Whole thing was ironic but I have to believe whatever your mom & dad & doctor said because I had to survive.

Holy crap! No wonder why white people shoot up places !!! This is depressing

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it's less than 10 actual people though in these pics
the internet always makes small things seem big

Lost

She looks crazy

he goes there every day

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because shelter, food, and people who give a shit about your existence is extremely depressing

>her weight in stones

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who would give you free shelter and food if exactly no body cares for your existence? They must care, even if its only anoyance, but they MUST care.

VOS water
>Beer cozy

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Honestly that looks cozy as fuck and nice snacks, I'd attend.

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When not all needs are met you can feel depressed. Especially when the void is long term.

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She looks happy.

[spoiler]I will be alone until I die[/spoiler]

At least these niggas get cake. I never get cake for my bd

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friends will come and go through out your life. your family will always be there. be grateful and thankful for them.

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I think the mongols had it right, they should just put those people out of their misery
what kind of life is a person like that going to have

How do normal people do this bros? They friends make a party for them or something?

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I bet she used all the plates and that whole pack of forks too..

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This just happened to me saw my old friend like this man it's sad

On my 18th birthday I was on vacation in Greece, my gf broke up with me on the day and I just got blackout wasted.

On my 19th birthday I was sleeping through the whole day because I worked a 16h shift in the world's shittiest convenience store I have set foot in, 20th birthday I had 4 friends come over for a whack going out sesh.

Honestly, birthdays are overrated in my world. But some of these are just people spending their birthdays with their closest relatives and getting presents and cake, fuck if it's a small gathering, eating snacks and getting celebrated is not something that should be frowned upon, even if people are poor. They have it nicer than most

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Ive been a proto normalfag at points in my life
you host the party
Its not difficult to get people to come, assuming you have free booze.
I was friends with a lesbian stacy and helped her with her party once, even for a girl as popular as her Id say a good 80% of the people that showed up only came for the booze

>what kind of life is a person like that going to have
A shit life... but if he plays his cards right he might have some happiness in there

>still blocking the aisle
The madmans still got it.

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I don't have any related pictures but I'm happy to tell my story.

I just turned thirty. I have no family or friends. I was orphaned at three by two fairly well off people who simply didn't want anything to do with a child. I know their names but they've never attempted to contact me, so I haven't either.

I was the homeless-looking kid all throughout school. I wore the only clothes I owned and was always using the teacher's spare books because the matron of the orphanage I lived in was a drug addict who very often couldn't even afford to feed her charges. She died when I turned twelve or so, and the kids were all shipped off to various group homes.

I have been bullied by entire life... until I hit puberty and got big enough to fight back. Every time I did, I was the one who got in trouble. It got bad enough that I was eventually expelled -- twice. I don't regret standing up for myself a single time, though.

I joined the military at eighteen and despite doing well on the ASVAB, I was thrown into some dead-end quartermaster job. I was bullied there too, and just like in school, I defended myself. And yes, just like in school, I was only in the service for four years before being dishonorably discharged because of all my recorded altercations. I broke a guy's nose on my way to the bus stop. I don't regret any of that either.

As I said, I just turned thirty and due to smart investing, I'm doing fairly well for myself. I tried to get a job but due to my DD, the only place that would hire me (briefly though that was) was 7-Eleven.

I recently had someone contact me claiming to be a cousin. They want money. Not to connect or tell me about the family that abandoned me... she wants cash, and was very upfront about it. What do you think I should do, Yea Forums?

the cards are stacked against him, life isnt fair but in his case there isnt even going to be anything resembling fairness at any point in his life

the state of California among others

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Tell her to fuck right off. She never came to you before or helped you through rough times and now she just wants cash, go live your life and you seem genuine, hopefully you get some nice friends and S/O

Fuck em all m9. None of it matters anyway.

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Genuinely asking, do you know his mental state? Facial deformities arent the end of the world and if he's of sound mind and has a functioning body i think it's unfair to discount his life as not worth living.

more succinctly know as life

Ever since I joined the military I havnt celebrated a birthday of mine because I'm always out in the feild or the desert, my birthday gift is usually an mre brownie but they stoped making it so now it's a chocolate chip cookie.

I was thinking the same thing. I have drug addicts for parents and was in and out of foster care my whole childhood. I would have killed to be any one of these kids growing up. Spoiled fucking brats honestly, must be cool to have parents that love you and hand make cakes according to your interests (I know some of them are store bought, w/e).

Been there user

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Lmao this is the saddest one
Retard

She seems pretty cool too. I'd hang out with her.

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I’m a normie so I always had a lot of friends growing up, but I just wanna let you guys know I would have happily went to your bday party and I would have had a fucking blast.

Feels bad man

What if one of her breasts is smaller than the other one?

I dont, but I do know that people will shame him for sadness and he will learn to hide it and put on a fake ass smile

I had a friend, amateur musician, music was his life and he had some local gigs but obviously not a star
he loved being in the spotlight and whatnot, he fell asleep with a cig in mouth and had 3rd degree burns all over his body
his girlfriend left him a couple of weeks after that because she didnt feel attracted anymore but tried to stay friends
he wasnt going to perform anymore either because nobody wants to see a burn victim
he couldnt get others jobs anymore either, besides low paying factory soulless work and even his neighbours started to bully and try to extort him because he looked so weak

The last time I saw him he got addicted to heroin and Im pretty sure he killed himself at some point

What you look like is EVERYTHING in this world, the only thing more important is wealth

My birthday makes me sad and I just want life to be over. I'm a furry and I'm straight but when it comes to gay furry porn you can forget about it. I just have the hots for this one character he's just so cute and it kills me I'll never be able to meet him. My plan is to gas myself someday when I'm down on my luck and just tell myself it will be okay as I drift off into an eternal sleep and then hopefully my troubles will be over. I hope it won't hurt I'll gas myself with one of those "beer" brewing kits that are made for assisted suicide with cancer patients and finally I will be at peace hopefully

They could easily reconstruct his left eye and he would be handsome. He'll be alright.

I can smell them...

Right eye*

As sad and shitty as this is, it's 100% true. If you're a fat butterface, the only thing that will help is wealth. If you're a fat butterface who is also poor, you will know only misery and disappointment.

I feel awful doing that but you're right. Family or not (honestly she hasn't done anything to prove it), I'm not interested in helping someone who would never help me. I'll email her now.

Be the best 7-11 employee you can be

LOL fat people comparing themselves to burn victims and people with facial deformities
I guarantee both of those people would fucking love the opportunity to improve their physical appearance. The same opportunity you wake up with every single day. Don't you fucking dare compare yourself to them.

When I was a kid/teenager, my parents were fucking retards, or in other words Jehova's Witnesses. Man it FUCKING SUCKED because I had to convince myself that birthdays/christmas and other holydays were a sin.
They stopped being (that) stupid, but in the long run, I guess that I appreciate that now I dont really care about celebrations. It's not like I hate them or anything like that, but they are not a big deal for me tbh.

Yet, I feel sad for those guys. It has to be hard to be redpilled on how a "birthday" its supposed to be. Tv and social media can really fuck you up.

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>it kills me I'll never be able to meet him
user you need psychiatric help.

i remember in elementary school there was a girl who had to leave the classroom every time a birthday was celebrated. i wonder what happened to her...

With money, they could. Or if their deformity is too severe, money can still get you laid. Whoever said "money cannot buy happiness" was a poor loser. Money can absolutely buy happiness.

Im glad to know im not the only one with a huge depression spike every birthday

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I didn't even got a cake

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Wow, sorry to hear that user. Never gave a thought about it, I guess that is something that you take for granted, since we "expect" to have a birthday party and all that shit. I hope you are doing better now.

For sure, but it's a lot less likely than "Eat less, move more"

His skull is deformed. You're dealing with an eye that has adjusted probably with a longer optic nerve. I don't see how that can be fixed. But I'm not a plastic surgeon.

as much as your situation sucks you have to remember that these parents are almost always disapointed and recognize the depression and think they can help by doing this shit

To be honest, its fucking stupid anyway. How many people truly celebrate their birthday? When I was more social outside of a couple of people that'd throw a party every year, most didnt celebrate it at all.

Ah fuck I wasn't ready for all of these feels.

I usually feel depressed on my birthday because I want something big but I don't want to organize all of it. I wish I had someone that cared enough about me to organize it between all of my family and friends, but no one is really close to me anymore. I know it's stupid as shit because I could organize something on my own right? At least I still have friends, but as the years go on less and less care to wish me a happy birthday despite me always doing it for them and trying to make it at least a little special.

I think we set ourselves up for failure by most people having solid birthdays as kids. I know there are outliers, but overall birthdays are pretty positive. Then as we get older we fall into the "well it's just another year" attitude and that rubs off on everyone else around us. So we just accept mediocrity and care less about how great it is that we lived another year.

I remember looking at this when I was younger and feeling depressed as fuck. I'm past my 20s and don't really understand this photo much anymore. 20 years old is still very young and atleast his parents remember his birthday and show him some gratitude

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Human interaction is so honest when anonymous. I fucking love you guys. You're my people.

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I'd cuddle with her

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what a cute lesbian

neck yourself cry baby

ITT I'm supposed to feel bad for 20 something losers who live in thier parents basement . Sure kid

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DELETE THIS

Honestly, I feel the same way. 20 is old enough to have a better life if he put effort into it and isn't impaired, AND young enough to still turn everything around if he wanted to.

I have a tough time seeing this and thinking it isn't...kind of his fault?

projecting

I dont think any of these are sad. These people at least have somebody who cares enough to get them cake and love to take pictures of them.

Do you have someone who brought you cake on your last birthday and took your pic without having to ask?

Do you?

>DELETE THIS

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Not exactly the same faggot lol

this is sad, but i'd love a birthday pretzel Yea Forumsros

She may have had autism. All that yelling and kool-aid may have upset her if she stayed.

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How are these birthday pics sad? They have people that love them and get together to celebrate. What would be sad are when there is no cake or even a pic because no one cared. Besides who went out on their birthday if it was a weeknight , you did the family shit and then went out on the weekend

Cute and stinky. This is how I like them

Ironic, because in a lot of those pictures, they are with the people that really loves them. Not sorrounded by morons that will be talking shit about how they didn't like something on the FREE food, validiting your social status depending on how many people is in there and if the people present in there are "cool".

Fuck that, maybe you only realize that as a grown ass adult or if you are not an idiot (something I only realized on my 20's after years of naive sadness for not having a "cool" party). Nah, how many of those shitheads are now with you? If you are really lucky maybe a lot of them still. Otherwise it will be only your close friends and your family, y'know... the party for "loosers".

I really feel sorry for those guys, not because they seem to be alone, but because they think they are.

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max par

Keep those chicken wings hot for me my dude. You’re light at the end of the tunnel is getting that sweet shift leader position that pays 1$ more an hour with way more responsibility.

how do you know she's stinky?

Same user, that’s true I guess. At least it’s something though. At the end of the day you’re probably right. At least I was never raped or anything like that. For all I know half these were molested in the shower and the cake is a “sorry about that bud” sort of gesture.

>20
The age most people realize they are fucked and suicide would be the best and most logical option if it meant not hurting the people who helped raise you

That no shower sheen. Hair is a giveaway.

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>The color of her eyes was the color of insanity

whats he about to click on??

And her oily fuckin face

Damn

I can’t believe all she got were balloons, how sad.

This one’s fine...

I dont know, maybe "we all" in this thread (some of us) feel related on themes like these. Misery its always better with company.

Besides I only lurk b/ for ylyl (that rarely its good), rekt, and porn. But every once in a while, there's something that connects with a lot of people. I guess that it feels good to know that you are not the only one feeling miserable or alone.
Anyhow, enjoy this until it goes 404. After that we will all be the same old despicable niggers.

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get a job... they said

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pretty mjch this. if you have 2-3 people that go out of your wat to make it happen youre lucky. the rest of your crew may love you but most people dont know each others birthdays, are deferential to other people or are just lazy. not a problem but if you want a party, throw the fuckin party

Kids has grown up and had corrective surgery on his mug, even has a hot GF now and everything.

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If you only knew

I was thinking the same thing, the mindset you have can change a lot about your situation. I prefer being alone most of the time because of what you said. I know that when my next birthday comes up I'll at least have family that give a fuck and be able to enjoy food, games and anime alone instead of faking a smile for fake people and being uncomfortable on a day you should be comfortable and grateful on.

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My birthday is literally this time next month, it is going to be exactly like this.....

I only just now got out of bed today. I will often go back to sleep if I'm having dreams, because even if they're not necessarily 'good' dreams, they're more interesting than anything I'm going to do today in reality.

Last year both my parents, and pretty much everyone else I know, forgot my birthday. Only my gf and one of my brothers remembered. Later that year gf and I break up because she's finally realized she's gay, which accounts for the last three years of our seven year relationship being sexless and miserable.

Earlier this year my mom passed away, after finally succumbing to her drug and alcohol addiction. I'd accepted that this was 99% gonna happen about 5 or 6 years ago. What I didn't really understand, was that this was the last person I had who needed me, and now I was finally useless to everyone.

I was already working as little as I could get away with before, because I'm like a fucking child now, and driving to work literally brings tears to my eyes. And now I have a life-insurance payout to sit on, and I haven't worked in about 4 months, and it's probably not doing me any favors, mentally or financially.

Every time I finish spilling my life story, whether it's here, with a friend, or whatever, I always say something along the lines of 'but you know, I'm finally hitting the upswing, even if it's slow going' but I really don't know that at all.

Oh yeah, minor, but one last thing; The most recent friend I'd made in my adult life tried to get at said lesbian ex gf under the guise of asexuality, which on it's own is insulting(if she was gonna be in an awkward sexless relationship with a man, she'd still be with me), but he sent pictures of me passed out drunk, claiming it was because of how sad I was at her, and essentially tried to scare her away from just being my friend still. He is the 3rd person who's buddied up to me to get close to one of my exes, and it's just really discouraging me from wanting to make new friends at all.

Have normied in my life before. Usually I’d grab a group of friends and go out somewhere, like a bar, we’d do shit, maybe one guy might buy a everyone a round. And then we’d fuck around and try to pick up girls. Fuck I miss college.

Been horribly depressed for quite a while now. Family has a trust fund with several million dollars that was supposed to pay for mine and my siblings education. Im the only one who was too much of a fuckup not to take advantage of that. A few months ago older sister calls telling me the trustee is planning on breaking the trust and we would all inherit $1million-ish. Start to see a hint of a silver lining. Maybe someday soon i wont be a paycheck to paycheck piece of shit. Plan on being very conservative with the money, just want to buy some land and a house. Fast forward to today im told the trustee just changed his mind, wont split it up. Fuck every fucking thing.

>it kills me I'll never be able to meet him

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he wouldn't need that walker if he didn't eat garbage food and exercised

top kek

You don't deserve it. Plenty of people are born into poverty and do much more.

Don't be a dick, we're here for a pity-party, and none of us are here for 'told you so's or 'other people have it much worse'.

>trust fund
Don’t even begin to complain faggot

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>Human interaction is so honest when anonymous.

"Man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. give that man a mask, and he will speak the truth."

Oscar Wilde

I don't give a fuck. Not gonna feel sorry for some rich kid who pussed out. I generally can't stand people who had everything easily handed to them, and especially the ones who pissed it away then bitched about it.

>Be the regular Yea Forumsrowser
>Enters a thread that will make you even more depressed
WHY?

>Furry
>Straight
Choose one faggot

Do something about it bitch.

dat nigga'd probably rise up to be Mangalor Dat Mongolian Nigga who come across your horizon, return your folks to the erf and ride on to the next town to rinse and repeat
>"mercy, my lord"
>"what does a mutant freak like me know of mercy? enslave the child and put the mother to the work camp or whoring if she's able"

fucked up because its's probably true.

Why I’ve been depressed for three years

Thank me later

if your family isn't abusive and at least somewhat supportive you've got it a lot better than most

>regular Yea Forumsrowser
what did he mean by this?

Please provide proof of this

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I'm 25 now. Haven't celebrated my birthday since 2013. Last year got drunk and cried alone while watching year 1'st birthday tape.

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What can one stranger say to another other than: This sadness you feel is beyond what i understand. If you want to feel better then you have to try to make another human connection even though you got burned last time. Humans are social creatures. you need to do it

John 10:25 kjv
> He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

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No thanks

I can't remember the last year I had a cake. Even when I was social birthday was after college got out.

thats sad user, birthdays dont matter really. It was only a celebration back in the day because of childhood mortality rates were so high. But we do it now because we simply are robots who dont think

uh..based?

Get over it faggot

shut the fuck up kek

the duality of man

Jesus christ...

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>ywn have an autistic birthday all alone at an arcade

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Its true, i almost died when i got hit by a car but i just had to fucking survive. Thanks you piece of shit. Ehy cant aby good god or goddess grant me this wish

Jesus fuck that is depressing

How are all those pics sad? I mean, I get it, they are young and shit but at least the have a family that make cakes for them. I dont.

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>they are young and shit but at least the have a family that make cakes for them. I dont.

buying your own cake is even more depressing

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I can relate to staying in bed. I have pretty vivid dreams and some even lucid. Sleeping is literally my favorite pass time. And I haven't left my room for 3 or 4 days now because of it, along with the depression.

It can get really lonely for us. Reading stuff like this makes me feel less alone. So I hope it makes you feel less alone too.

I think I'm going to do something for myself tonight after reading this. Maybe I'll cook that frozen pizza I have.

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mommy will make it better. ANYTHING for her boy

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She did

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That kid is probably gonna grow up to have a much better life than any of us, so I wouldn’t be shitting on him

I hope he rewrote his will after that.

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he could be a miserable insufferable cunt to everyone

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Someone like that wouldn't make 12 burgers for his grandchildren. Notice he didn't make any for himself, he made exactly 2 for each.

I never had a birthday party, my dad used to get drunk and beat the shit out his children on our birthdays. I grew up in a meth house and beating were a daily part of life. It wasn't until i moved out at 14 did i realize it wasn't normal to live like that.
Looking back i never felt sorry for myself, back then or now. I never let other people shitty attitude bring me down. I don't let the occasional set back be anything more then it is.
I honestly don't get the idea of depression, it seems to me that the people who have it better then everyone else tend to be the ones that complain about being depressed. Most normal people accept that shit happens and move on.

V i v i m o s

I think the ones that get lucid are the strangest ones for me. That used to be when I'd fly, or fuck, or whatever. But lately, the dreams that I know are dreams, I can't seem to change 'location', or who's there, or anything cool anymore. It's very often that this dream takes place in my childhood backyard, but with some amusement park shit just kinda everywhere.

My mom and step-dad are almost always still alive, but never really saying anything. There's a bunch of kids there too, but I'm not any younger here. I think the kids are probably some mishmash of kids who've been over to our house for parties of some sort, birthdays, Halloween, whatever.

I should also make myself eat something soon. Think I'll get Hawaiian, the portions are pretty big so I shouldn't have to go out again later for more food.

Thanks for relating.

You fuckers need strength. Fuck religion. What does it take for you all to get pumped up. I've attempted suicide and my dick is only 6 inches. And im not 6 feet tall, and I barely make enough to live. But I'm still here, waiting to see what is going to get posted.

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Yea Forums got involved with this one. heartwarming

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mommy boy?

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>Asian boy
>white mother
Dafuq?

Or maybe his kids are just too busy to spend time with their old man. It sucks, but life can be a bitch. It still hurts even when you know things like this happen. At least one of his kids showed up.

Fuck off faggot. Inn N Out is worth the walker.

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Well don't blame the kid for that. He didn't ask for this. The people around him have their ways set about them. Shame he will be an outcast from most circles, but if luck is with him. He may find someone who genuinely will care for him. He can at least have that hope. Too bad life's a bitch.

Those kids are faggots. Pizza parties were one of the best things a kid could go to.

I remember that shit only because that was a really good day for me and I saw this thread

>RSVP my niggas 4 real

>That kid is probably gonna grow up to have a much better life than any of us, so I wouldn’t be shitting on him
specifically why I will shit on him, provided the opportunity

My kid looks asian because his mother is Chinese-Taiwanese and I'm Belgian with chestnut hair. It happens.

yo gramps happy birthday
gotta watch the kardashians yo!
yolo gramps!

Can you image if all the kids in his class are introverts and he's the only Chad? I mean he did end up going to a sports game after that

kek shut up wanker

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Well he's a lucky little bastard for that. Pretty sure his classmates just didn't like him though.

Learn boxing, gain confidence, throw out those video games, find a girl, flirt, get out of the house.

Get a job, learn a valuable skill, stop crying without wanting to change.

Gays. It's why we can't have nice things.

He's so pretty, I love shota

What if they disowned me?

fag

This gets me hard, my grandmother past away due to Huntingtons, my grandad is alone. My mother it's divorced and is starting to go through it alone and possibly homeless. Ill eventually go crazy like them.

Her smile doesn't reach her eyes.

>this gets me hard

well fap then

Just curious, do you really think 6 inches is bad? Has everyone's mind been so warped as to believe that slightly above average is small?

>This gets me hard
You could have worded that differently user.

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/T H R E A D

People love to be lazy, I feel sorry for the man-children in these threads.

i spent my 14th birthday in a mental hospital

6 inches is above average. You should kill yourself for caring about the length of your dick or your height, not because either measurement isn't good enough.

Cutie. I’d binge movies with her on the couch after cumming in her ass.

If you fucked up military then you have no hope.

Fuck lbb and Rene , that’s what I think. I just want to play some Rainbow six siege.

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Brevity is the soul of wit user

Dale!

I personally think she's cute

I just turned 20 and my parents did the exact same chocolate numbers with candles in them...

>I’d binge movies with her on the couch after cumming in her ass.

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>Checked
Fuck. I hope my kids never go through that

is my dude fistin a bottle of boones farm?!

based and bumwine pilled.

Are they his parents? How is he so white?

>he

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I would have loved to have a mom still alive to give me a birthday when I was 20. Unfortunately my mom died in bed years ago because I didn't reply to this post.

Look at the fucking jawline m8

Proves nothing. Maybe if I could see an Adams apple.

Cousin in my family has a butt chin

lel haha

no idea what he was writing.

Yes, there are actual women with such a jawline.

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It's all about the girth my dog.

Fuck I felt that dude

My dick is only 6 inches 4 and girthy enough to not fit through a toilet paper roll at least. Not the biggest, but still warranted the use of a towel on the bed at least.

Neat

kys, birthdays are for children

My family never really did this sort of thing to begin with. So I don't really know what I'm missing by never having had a big birthday party. I plan on celebrating my kids birthdays though with big parties though so they at least know the feel.

Kek, you got me. Thanks user

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Hot as fuck. Would smash/10.. and cuddle too.

...why wait? No time like the present and the rest of the world needs the space and air you keep greedily hogging.

Are you by chance a confused girl, or child? 3 inches or 9, you still need some kind of cumrag. If you have a tiny dick, you still cum you know.

plant needs some water id say

trap day, everyday

I think you misunderstood what I wrote. I don't need the towel to cum on.

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fuzzy navel boone's farm? shit fam
that's pure happiness in a bottle

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Look at the fucking tits you knobhead

Is that the same picture just flipped on the table

yo, all last nuggy din din up in here

>different lighting
>different angle
>different background

wtf did I just read

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Guy on the right
"Wheres the damn cake already!?"
Guys on the left
"And this is why we need to vote Trump. To keep dem damned hispanics out"

This girl is too hot to not have friends. They probably all showed up or are on the other side of the camera so she can have a pic with her loving grandparents.

My constant obsessive thoughts about my ex that I was with for 14 years makes me want to commit shotgun lunch to make my brain stop thinking. As one does.

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My birthday is this saturday. Turning 24. Spent the last handful alone too.

OC

Me at work, one even bother to show, yet I was force to attend by HR. It was embarrassing.
By I practiced the gesture.

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How is this for depressing....
A spider has been living against the wall in my basement for a couple months and she was just murdered and eaten by another spider from outside. I'm genuinely sad.
I need some fucking friends. Seriously.

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Move somewhere with an assisted dying law and assisted die yourself.

are you a pepsi merchandiser by any chance?

fuuuuck this thread hurts

So you never got a birthday cake either?

I would appreciate an explanation of what the towel is for and what it has to do with your dick.

god I need a dorky and simple girl like her

My current gf would soak my bed thoroughly if I don't use towels on my bed. Last one left a mark on my wooden bedframe and carpet because i didn't bother using towels during sex. So, either my dick is sufficient when it comes to pleasing women. Or my exes just happened to be squirters.

>your parents love you enough to take time out of their day to make their grown-ass adult child a cake literally just because they care about you and want you to be happy

love your mom and dad anons, lord knows they love you

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Nah mate, that’s a massive Christmas cactus, they just look like that. It’s probably older than he is.

I graduated high school with this guy. His name is Tabb, his sister Ashley is on the left. He’s married now and got a kid.

fuck not the spider

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ITT: the jews portray home photos of white people as "crippling depression"

This guy gets it

Are we going to just look past that microwave that can fit a human adult?

post the character

28 pills of lunesta, about 50 Xanax, 50ish sonata, 90 lexapro. Is this enough to end it?

AAAAAAAAAAA

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Check out that expert candle placement

is that a burger king foot lettuce reference?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgDAt8vY0vg

She was my spider buddy. Used to squirting a little water by her very bow and then and she would stroll out fr a drink and then preen herself.
She even recently got a boyfriend...

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>have own car
>have good fashion sense
>6'3 and well built

never say a word to anybody and hide away from any kind of social interaction. fuck me man, I don't want pussy, I dont want to fuck a girl, I want a girl who enjoys being around me and I can love

For my 20th birthday I tried Molly with the homies, feels good

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For like some years now, i dont have anyone to call or go out and have fun. All my childhood friends ended up in drug addiction, and i am here, masturbating to my minimal linux distribution.

On my 18th birthday, i told my family i don't want any party or whatever. Of course they did it. That time i runned away from my own family, and cried on random parking lot. After some time my mom called me and said that they are all sorry, and i should go back. That night i did not say any word to anyone, and on next day me and my mom returned to our home.

Right now im almost 20, not a lot changed. I don't have irl friends, just internet one. However i have a boyfriend who lives on the other side of country, and we meet sometimes. I really love him, and i wish that one day we could live together and watch movies or play some games.

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Not having time is such fucking bullshit

Shush, you-re not supposed to like real shotas... In public.

Oof

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why is your mom homeless you selfish piece of shit, fucking help her ya cunt

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feels

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Prepare yourself.

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checked

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nice catch

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It’s a good start.