>Mom, I replied to every post! What? No, mom, 9/10 of the memes posted DID NOT originate here. What? You're saying I'M the newfag? BITCH. GIMME MY TENDIES!! >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nigger iv never had sex,never seen a pussy in person. So the only thing I could have said was what other people have told me. What do you want me to do? Find a gynocology book?
Jaxson Robinson
its because we lack your brilliant input come on user dazzle us with your hilarious oc
Well, it's not how it works. Vaginas don't get larger from taking dick, and they certainly don't only get larger from taking different dicks instead of taking lots of one dick. Giving birth blows them out and makes them lose snatchlasticity, but not fucking.
Anthony Fisher
It is so simplistic but majestic at the same time. Saved.
Nolan Ross
got me
Asher Smith
Just thought of a hilarious idea Yea Forums
>Fuck really black woman, get her pregnant so the halfcast kid will look like a normal nigger >Agree to abort it if it's a guy (this shouldn't be hard, most black women are really feminist these days). >8 months into pregnancy, report her to police for the drugs she (being a nigger) obviously uses and sells. >Win full custody rights to the soon-to-be-born baby, including the right to name her without the mother's consent. >Name her "Niggress" >Immediately put her up for adoption. Lie about her name until the adoption contract is signed. Trick them into not reading the contract fully before signing. >Rinse and repeat about 30 more times, all in the same town. >head over to local DMV. >All of the employees are your 30 adopted halfcast spawn and they're all wearing the nametag "Nigress" >Mfw it's now fun to go to the dmv >Mfw none of them know their father and it's you and you're not even black
Nah, I just wouldn't mind giving her a whirl. Like the long hair and the jugs. Face is OK and I bet she cleans up real nice. I can deal with the jiggle. One of my best rides was a fat chick.
Owen Miller
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Carter Fisher
not her specifically but some HKgers covered their eye to show their support, actually somebody else got shot in the eye
>Pleasantly surprise when he felt nothing >Will turn to dust if you stop believing in magic >Good reflexes help him dodge responsibility Holy fuck this is gold, saved.
>someone posts a screen shot of a post I made 6 years ago
Michael Morris
based
Liam Barnes
negro please
John Stewart
This is trash. The only thing more trash than this picture is you. Kill yourself retard.
Robert Foster
I love Korn
Follow the leader is my favorite
Angel Reyes
If the guy was actually arrested for that i can only assume britbong
Camden Jackson
I love this. I can't believe it's real. It's more realistic to assume nigguh evolved back into existence than they just didn't know where the fucker was
Evan Howard
It isn't.
Blake Peterson
Bet she works for Nike
Ryder Reed
Good point you're a mongol like all the slavs
Mason Green
kek
Aaron Taylor
Lost
Nathan Hernandez
Spends so much time on reddit he recognizes every post. Then criticizes others from reddit. post-moot newfag.
Lucas Gomez
that's p funny
Henry Russell
What is that symbol?
Gavin Morgan
Looks like Mr bean and Arya stark
Isaac Ward
Op is a fag
Kayden Gomez
Who is the porn star?
Jaxson Perez
Schlomo Goldsteinburg
Grayson Ortiz
She is adorable and fuck anyone who thinks asians don't belong here
Samuel Green
They're also white
Dominic Williams
Whoever thought of this is a god
Jacob Powell
or nothing to live for.
Aaron Perez
Who is porn star?
Joshua Lewis
Is it bad I know the shop this came from in japan
Angel Garcia
...
Owen Ward
That caught me so fucking off guard. I am ashamed that I lost to this bullshit.
Tyler Hill
Sick, my duck!
Brandon Taylor
>takes the whole motherboard out to upgrade the RAM.
Get the fuck out of my house.
Ryder Rodriguez
It's convergent evolution from a cousin species
Nicholas Cox
Fucking lost
Ian Jones
lost
Jason Sullivan
Fascism.
Lincoln Howard
>looking at a straight-on picture of a painted girl >versus from the side of the same girl with no makeup You're a faggot if you wouldn't smash after that look she gives while getting up and showing off that cleavage.
Robert Johnson
Nice uncyclopedia meme user
Landon Green
MATH IS HARD
Wyatt Davis
you guys have a odd sense of humor... taught there actually be some thing funny but its all racist baby shit...
Levi Sanchez
Fucker
Asher Lee
Aaand it got another $60k from that publication...
Chase Hall
Showed this to my mom, she lost
Oliver Cruz
Fren EMERGENCY
Camden Hernandez
Prolly sucks at that too...
Jackson Ramirez
This is kinda me... >"I should really playing this new game on my weekend" >Puppers cuddle with me on couch and fall asleep...
Jose Baker
Keep seething tranny. Try not to be part of the 40%
Leo Perez
That’s not even remotely true
Easton Cox
Is it noodles with an axe head?
Leo Brooks
It's called virtue spiralling and cops have known for years that it tears racist groups apart. Eventually you end up with three blonde, blue-eyed dudes in a room about to shoot one of them because he isn't 'as white' as the other two.
Jose Ramirez
you and me both /brother
Christian Collins
Who is dog?
Anthony Rogers
>filename kek
Connor Hill
Coal burner haircut is French braids. That's the suburban "can I speak to the manager" soccer mom haircut
Oliver Gutierrez
- Yeah you totally see this shit all over reddit REEEEEEEEEEEE.
Leo Kelly
lmao @ filename
Zachary Edwards
The kid is black, isn't it?
Brody Walker
Jeez fuck
Jace James
:visible disgust:
Liam Perez
How did I lose so bad to that?
Chase Jenkins
Fucking government drones
Ryan Nguyen
Bump
Austin Johnson
I've never heard of Corn. Except on the cob. Yim Yum!
>If you don't smash this unattractive girl then you're a faggot And that face at the end? That was hot to you..?
Matthew Barnes
I rarely stop by Yea Forums anymore, abandoned it years back. Occasionally I do come back to see what all is going on and Yea Forums has went to hell. YLYL is a cancer now. Its horrible