Getting drunk as fook tonight. What's Yea Forums drinking on today?

Getting drunk as fook tonight. What's Yea Forums drinking on today?

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That small bottle wouldn't even get me buzzed

Cook here, just got off a 110 hour work week, have today off, and then back in for another 100+ hour week. Not getting crazy drunk or anything but definitely enjoying a chance to relax.

Having a bottle of wine for now, letting a braised pork sugo simmer away and listening to some music. Have some armagnac for the evening as well.

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Posting my evening armagnac. Also have a couple other bottles but anything from Laubade is god tier.

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I'm an alcoholic I slipped up on ST paddys day but been clean since..

I'll be really craving it on new years eve.

i don't drink alcohol. water in a reusable bottle for me.

used to love getting shitfaced, but hated getting up late at night to piss and drink water to not be so hung over the next day was starting to fuck up my sleep. the alcohol was also fucking up my sleep. then nursing a hangover in the a.m. and staying in bed till almost 12pm was starting to be a drag. now i just smoke marijuana here and there and relax. once in a while i mix it with caffeine for a high and a cool little buzz.

enjoy OP

you fucking drunkard

Whats a good sized wine to get you buzzed and not shit faced?

I’m gonna have two shots of vodka and a beer. Work as a software developer and am a skinny fuck so that is al I can get away with and still function.

The reason I’m drinking on a weekday is because my chest feels tight and drinking is the only thing that helps yaaaay

Only the finest

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fucking nice

based smoking combo user

Honestly depends on your tolerance. I find wine is pretty much perfectly in the sweet spot of strength (12-15%) where you can keep yourself at a gentle buzz easily. I drink mostly because I enjoy the taste though, comes with the territory of working in a high tier restaurant I guess.

If your goal is intoxication specifically and you want to get and maintain a buzz for a prolonged period, though, I'd say a magnum (1.5L bottle) of ~13-14% wine is pretty much the perfect thing. Just be careful not to get yourself too drunk though, wine hangovers are NOT enjoyable.

Kek

Thanks man. I don't drink much honestly (hard to justify when you work as much as I do and have to be on top of your game, so to speak, while you are doing so) but I do really enjoy good wine and liquor, and working where I do has given me a neat opportunity to learn about it. I usually try to pop in to the FoH/Som training sessions when I can.

Thanks for the feedback. I like the taste of the wine as well. So will be sipping it not slamming it down my gob to get drunk.

is that all you going to drink?

Nice. What kind of wine do you prefer? Any recent favorites?

Not enough wine discussion around here, and they always get shut down by mods on /ck/ for some reason.

I can't drink alcohol anymore cause I got staph infection..

At least I still have weed

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I'm having meself a Stonehenge. It's me own drink and it's amazin.

Drunk with that piddly amount of alcohol? Ha ha ha. I regularly drink 750cl / 1 litre of vodka in an evening. That wouldn't even touch the sides. You're what we call in the drinking trade, a fucking lightweight.

>bragging about being alcoholic and fat

I'm neither, but keep projecting lightweight boy.

enjoy dying early fat alcoholic

>i regularly drink 1 litre of vodka in an evening
>B-BUT I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC

I used to love getting shitfaced, drink a bottle of Morgan and smoke some bowls of weed, now i can't even take a fucking beer without getting cramps and dilerium.

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The fact I can process alcohol and you can't suggests your liver will fuck you over before mine. Lightweight.

it is bro

lol shut up weedtard

>>i regularly drink 1 litre of vodka in an evening
>>B-BUT I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
Alcoholics NEED alcohol, I can go weeks without it. So that ass-fucks your theory.

I choose to binge, I don't need to.

In this thread, eejits who know fuck all about alcohol and dependency.

22-28 moderately use alcohol. abuse alcohol here and there. stop
28-35 abuse weed. stop
35 on drink wine with moderation.

ya dun goof'd

I'm 22 now and last time i drank i ended up in the hospital with such violent cramps that they had to shove a massive doze of benzodiazepine up my ass, i ain't touching that shit again. Fuck you and your drinking scheme

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Ok, alkanon here. Gonna have some of this tonight, its mostly full. Sip some beers with it. Maybe smoke a bowl. Blackbush is my favorite affordable whisky, it's better than most scotches of the comparable price.

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Looks like fun.

< This is what I've got at the moment. Also fun.

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You can go weeks without alcohol and have convinced yourself that you don't have a problem because of that.

All alcoholics can quit for a few weeks, then they tell themselves "see, I don't have a problem" and they return to being drunk every day.

I know plenty about alcoholism. More than you. And you sound alcoholic.

>Morgan
Better you should not drink at all.

Bleach

no no no. They can't. I was at a point last year where I'd say full blown alcoholism. If i had stopped for a week or even a few days I would get very sick and might have died.

If you can (and actually have) quit for over a week with few ill effects, you're fine. This is ignoring all the hooplah blah blah about "if it affects your life" or any of that social stuff

30 oz of Smirnoff vodka most likely. That's usually what I do.

>All alcoholics
Roger Vogler demonstrated, back in the 1970s, that there are at least three distinct kinds of alcoholic. Your over-generalization is a big FAIL.

Mezcal can be amazing. Not super knowledgeable about it by any means but I've tried some that were pretty spectacular.

My whole point was that i should not drink at all, thanks for stating the obvious retard.

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let me guess without google.

The binger - the self-medicator - the depressed drunk

I had quit when I got a new job. I had a week of training and luckily that training had a break every 45 minutes and a private bathroom. I was in there every break throwing up. The entire week.

I knew I had a problem... Unlike other user. But I was able to quit then and other times then go right back to it.

What a crock of shit. As an alcoholic and someone who regularly attends A.A. with 50 other alcoholics I can assure you, you can't go a few weeks without it. You can't even go 12-18 hours without it, the DTs, cramps and pains are horrendous. You are talking utter bollocks mate. You know jack shit about it and are talking out of your arse.

Does it actually taste good to mix those or is it chase also i see you are a leaf too faggot

+1

I wish. Godda work tomorrow

Cheapest bottle of wine I could find because I'm broke lmao

>drink 30oz of vodka a day for about 5 years
>stop drinking for a week for $ purposes and to lose a bit of pudge I've been gaining
Had no real issues other than being bored as fuck and night sweats but it was also humid as fuck those nights so it may have just been the humidity, I dunno.

I think I'm gunna make it, bros.

Oh major fail! Faiiillll. You're a fucking faggot.

I'm trying to tell this guy he has a problem and you come in with some faggoty bullshit about whatever. 3 types of alcoholic. user said he wasn't alcoholic at all. So pull your dick out your mouth and pay attention.

I don't give a shit about what your faggoty 70s friend says. You don't have to go to AA, it sucks, but you DO have to realize you have a problem before you can fix it.

Is this 70s guy the reason you think you're not an alcoholic? Hes just one more excuse. You fucking alcoholic.

Ps get well. Sending good vibes

Not on that, you're not. Or are you a 5yo?

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you should stop talking like a faggot and fix your gay faggot spacing. people don't say fail anymore, either

Those are symptoms. We should be talking etiologies.

20 drinks a day.. holy shit you booze bag

Carlo Rossi Burgundy

You're on the wrong board, son.

stop using gay words. say the "cause" is a swap of addiction, maybe you were on pain pills for a while, that dried up, and switched to alcohol.

I was drunk at my first AA meeting. I know all about the withdrawals. I know AA doesn't work that's why you go and drink 12 hours later. I drank during work, after work, middle of the night, when I woke up, on breaks at work. Okay I don't know shit about drinking.

What helped me was stop being a bitch. You are not powerless. Your higher power isn't in control and you cant blame him for your weakness.

I stopped going to AA. I started TSM. A pill before you drink. 7 months of that and I was done. Try it. You wouldn't believe it. Ask about it at AA. It'll change your life and won't have to be such a dick on here.

You missed the point.
People who drink Captain Piss-Gums Morgan are too fucking stupid to live.
It's crap, you useless moron. KYS.

I know they dont say fail. Thats why I made fun of the person that said fail to me. Follow the fuck along.

'Cause' and 'etiology' are not synonyms. Ya failed again, Sparky. Go find some Teetotaler board to infest.

I agree with other user about you using gay words

Im looking for the board full of faggots. You're here this must be the right board

ok so what would "etiology" of alcoholism be

No it's like 10 because I mix them strong because I'm not a woman

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you just yikes'd yourself

>Mix them.
>Not a woman.

he means standard drinks, user...which is 1.5oz of 40 percent alcohol.. not literal glass of beverage. you sir, i wager to say, are a liar and a poser, i daresay

Founders All Day IPA. $18 for a 15pk is fantastic value for not a shitty macro beer

I made my point. Losers denying they have problems.

i have an irrational and almost disturbing amount of hatred for you beer ipa hipsters

Used to drink two 40s every other day
Ended up getting fat as shit
Watch the calories, bros

losers denying some people can drink without manlet weak-boy problems

>40s of beer
yeah, no shit. malt liqour is like cake in a can. nothing but a million calories. thats why real alkies drink vodka...very low calories

I knew what he meant I was just joking around. And no, I'm not lying. For whatever reason I have a harder time/consume slower when its straight than drinking a half and half. I have no idea why but when drinking socially people are always disgusted with how I mix it. I dunno, I can take gulps at a time when half and half but can only take a shot here and there when its straight.

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It's cheap and goes great with coke. Couldn't give one flying fuck about your autistic opinion, drown yourself in cyanide bitch.

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Mezcal is a generic term for brandies made from the hearts of Agave species.
Tequila is a type of mezcal. It's starting to get overly gentrified. The good standard tequilas don't make as much profit as the fancy ones do, so it's hard to find good cheap tequila now.
The mezcals you know about are most likely from Oaxaca. These, too, are getting kinda trendy and expensive. Some of them are really good.
Sanka is from a little town in Michoacan. It's made from a mixture of three different species of Agave. It has a bouquet and flavor similar to palinka or other European fruit brandies.

It also produces a nasty hangover, which you deserve.

Pretty decent brew, had a fresh pint from the brewery in Fredericksburg TX. Delicious

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Some people can. Whoever I replied to can't and is in denial.

On here it's a fucking pissing contest about how much you can drink. In real life you ain't saying shit. You're ashamed of your drinking. You aint bragging about drinking a handle and driving drunk the store for another. This guy cant even admit he has a problem anonymously.

karpackie 5%

i blacked out in the middle of a group of people 3 days ago after 8 cans and dehydration

dont be me

any hangover can be defeated with chugging water before bed. if it's going to be more severe there are things you can do in the morning that will knock it out in an hour

people who have hangovers are losers and quite gay if i do say so myself

look at that retarded child. would love to beat it to a pulp with a tire iron

Not any of the guys you're replying to but I always make sure I have enough to get drunk when I'm sober so I don't have to drive drunk. If I'm not sure how much I have left I buy another bottle on the way home from work

Eating before bed also helps prevent hangovers. Particularly starchy foods

Looks comfy op! I generally need a bit more than a 350ml myself to keep the drunkness going for a few hours, what kind of peach drink is that any good? I'm drinking some white wine myself

Well good. Thats what I eventually did. Just daily buying more.

I quit. If you ever decide to quit lookup TSM. Its a pill you take 1 hour before drinking.

Theres nothing manly about being drunk all the time. Not giving a shit about your home or anyone around you because you want to get wasted.

These queers are just that. Theyre probably 14. Especially these ones saying drink water or eat carbs, after years of heavy drinking that won't do it and nothing will stop the hangover. People quit and die, it's not something water or carbs would fix

Go back to plebbit you fag, you don't even know what the hell you're talking about. If you can go a full 24 hours without a drink, then no you aren't an alcoholic.

Who told you that? Another alcoholic in denial?

Keep on telling the rest of us what a "real" alcoholic is, so we can continue laughing at you

Im going to drink about 500ml of vodka. Same thing I drink every night

I completely agree with you man, I've got a high as shit alcohol tolerance too, need like 600 mil if I want to have night of being drunk, shit's expensive all these kids are lucky they can spend half of what I do and get the same buzz

When you find out what a real alcoholic is, I hope someone is still around to help you.

Fuck off drunk. I have shit to do.

I wish you were right, I can go 24 hours, but I have a problem.

When does one know when they're an actual "alcoholic"

>I can go 24 hours
>but I have a problem
Your "problem" isn't with alcohol then

>drinking anything other than water

you are all failures.

Its up to you to decide if you have a problem. Some people can drink and get drunk and it doesnt bother them. Other people dont drink as much and it fucks up their life

had some captain morgan white label earlier

probably gonna have some kraken next

on the subject of bacardi though,how come they dont have a premium white label.they have bacardi anejo cuatro but its like a gold rum

Whatever. Im slightly physically adicted. I can go a day and not need to be hospitalized, but I do have night sweats and the next day I am very anxious

or would the bacardi anejo cuatro be just as good or better for rum and cokes then bacardi white.i dont know,gold rums just dont seem to mix that great with coke in my experiance

I’m a raging alcoholic. But functional.

I drink beer all day, & whatever hard liquor I can get my hands on after my kids go to bed

wait what. you're getting dunk on just that? fuck you pussy. man up.

thats not even with coke,do you even drink or are you some 16 year old who just stole his first bottle of alcohol from his dad's liquior cabinent

shooters because they are 85 cents at my store and are mid shelf. I drink about 5 doubleshot 99 proofs a night. Cars got a problem where it pulls...toward the liquor store.

>Timmies peach juice
Nice

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mezcal would be great if the cheaper ones didnt have that nasty fucking worm in it

>The level of retardation

>hurr durr,because alcohol is so much better then weed

Yeah I don't know who these idiots are.

The tremors the next day are embarrassing. They make you feel like Michael j fox

Binge-drinking black-out alcoholics are different than people with alcohol addiction. You might want to educate yourself a little bit before you dispense your alcoholic pearls of wisdom.

Pic related. I don't get smashed on it. Just a lil swig here and there and a couple good hits off the glass pipe. I prefer 100 proof Knob Creek because it has great bourbon flavor and enough of a bite to warn me each time I swig on it.

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I’m 42 & have been a drunk for almost 20 years. I don’t remember the last day I did not drink. Years ago.

I do recommend being a drunk. It makes everything more fun & interesting. Improves otherwise shitty times

Coke & whiskey, wish rum didn’t rape my stomach every time I drink otherwise I’d be drinking that.
It’s leaf peach juice, fucking liquid gold

Man too much negativity in this thread, chill out little

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>Micheal J Fox
kek

Im similar to you. Same age and stuff. How much you drink a day?

think maybe the times wouldn't have been so shitty if you weren't drunk?

Weekdays probably about 15 beers. Then some hard liquor before bed.

Weekends about 20-25 beers

the times were probably shitty even when you were drunk,you just cant remember them because of the alcohol

Good job man keep it up. Shits not easy

When you get older, your metabolism slows and you don't recover as fast. Just want to put that out there, because I've been drinking a long time, and hangovers are real. It creeps up on you. This is the reason older drinkers begin the next stage of alcoholism, having a few sips in the morning to clear the cobwebs. Vodka in a bloody mary. Its not from the shakes, it's because of the sluggish head and general feeling like shit.

drinking alcohol to cure a hangover never works

My hangovers were worse when I was younger. Some days I was in bed til 4:00 pm.

I drink more now & can get up & function at 7:00 am. Some mornings are worse than others but I manage

The problem is self control. Alcohol breaks down your inhibitions. Habitual drinking allows you to be more experienced with the effects, requiring more. You can for sure be a weekend warrior and act completely irresponsible because you can't behave right on booze.

This, drink water, like a shit ton of it

what a fag

Rum + Cola
Greetings from Germany

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I mean mundane everyday shit. Improves boring tasks

anyone ever blacked out from dehydration the following morning ?

This entire thread is filled with misinformation and disgusting people like that fat fuck who drinks 30oz of Vodka making bullshit claims. Almost made me rethink drinking today. Cheers to the few decent Yea Forumsros

almost.. you pos

Can confirm, POS indeed.

had 2 shots of captain morgan white label earlier,having 2 shots of kraken right now

kraken is the good shit cheers

All bitch drinks here, downing a 24oz Seagram's spiked 8%er right now. Gonna cycle through Angry Orchard, NYF's, Mike's, and maybe another cider after. Pretty standard day for me

Did a lot of physical work the next morning in the heat once. Felt totally wiped in a weird way and I love to work hard even hung over

You female?

Nah, just never developed a taste for beer. I'll drink mixers and cider, haven't found anything else that tastes better than shit yet.

Shit sorry. Meant to reply to

>beer

you do realize what you posted isnt beer,its sugary girly bullshit

Try corona with lime and a little salt

Yes that is in fact exactly what I said, I'm not sure why you think I said otherwise

Try drinking smoking weed and doing lines of coke you will feel like a god.

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You do realize you cant read very well right. He said not beer

i read it wrong,nevermind

Well you will die anyway eating your faggot veggies so who gives a fuck.

i fucking read it wrong retard.fuck off,i bet he probably smells like soy anyway.men drink beer,not that fruity girly shit

says the malnurished kid who doesnt eat his veggies

i actually passed out, everything went black. fair play to you. it was slighly embaressing and i didnt expect it, had a coffee and painkiller with caffeine but i heard caffeine was a diuretic and helped pissing.

i dont know how but it must have been the alcohol and dehydration. youre hardcore.

I drink the exact same rhum. Cheers.

well enjoy your veggies and dying at your 90s with no teeth and shitting yourself blind its the same fate off a drug addict,

Do you get paid well for so much work? No time for life outside work sounds like.

how is bacardi black? ive had bacardi white before but im thinking about buying the black.originally i was gonna get kraken black roast but it seems like something better mixed with coffee and im more a rum and coke guy.ive had the white before(actually drank a whole fifth of it in a weekend)but i was wondering if the black is as good

I drank hobo beer and got a sixer of some shitty IPA because I didn't wanna walk farther than the closest store.

Yes it does. Your head hurts because you were shutting down your outer part of the brain (I forget the specific parts) with alcohol, and eventually shutting down your inner piece, the reflex lizard part in the deepest area. That controls all your involuntary nerve functions like breathing and nerves. Thats why drinkers see waves in the corners of their vision like (((parentheses))). You were shutting down the nerves. Upon stopping, as the alcohol leaves your system, it vaguely hurts while your nervous system comes back and comes out of "anesthesia". Putting a little alcohol back helps cool off your withdrawal symptoms. This is also why harder drinkers have legit shakey withdrawals. The basic hangover is minor withdrawals. The hardest core drinkers can die from those shakes and withdrawals, but what most people experience is the baby version. I had a patient once in the hospice unit that was given one shot an hour to keep him from shaking violently. What I just explained was why those nerves had to be given a little booze, and why minor hangovers can be calmed down (not cured) with a shot of vodka in a bloody mary. Or a beer, if you can stomach it. Drunks who are employed prefer the bloody mary version because they won't reek of booze.

but what your forgetting is,the alcohol eventually wears off.so you just end up with an even worse hangover

>patient in a hospice unit

wait,was he an alcoholic? because that doesnt seem right that they would give him alcohol because of his withdraws

all that is fake and gay. your head hurts because you're dehydrated and depleted of electrolytes. drink water/gatorade or make your own ORS with salt and sugar

also,i always thought the "basic hangover"was because alcohol dehydrates you.if your having "withdrawals"that seems more or less a problem with alcoholism and not just a regular hangover because you drank to much

I'm the total opposite. But I never drank much booze when I was younger, just beer. Now I often drink beer with whisky so I'm not sitting here all night chasing a buzz and getting nowhere. But it doesn't matter when I get up now, so maybe I just like to sleep and have no incentive to get out of bed and torture myself.

>Tim Hortons peach juice
Sup comrade.

It's not a party amount but if that won't buzz you you have a drinking problem.

Off of a pint??

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I'm not forgetting anything. Go tell the old dogs I've sat with who start each day with a 'mary it doesn't work. They'll tell you to get bent. They don't drink all day, it just keeps them from feeling like total shit in the morning while they're coming to life and working their job.

all im saying is,drinking alcohol to cure a hangover isnt going to work.sure,you may feel better.but once the alcohol wears off,your gonna feel even more shit then you did with that hangover

This stuff is pretty good, think it may replace New Amsterdam as my daily

this user is right. you won't get that momentary "ahh" that feels better at first, but just drinking water instead of an "eye-opener" will have you feeling much better in an hour

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Ya, he was dying of alcoholic cirrhosis. He only lasted a few days. Its unconventional, but my boss was very smart and a cool guy, director of the whole hospital pharmacy. I even remember him saying "don't spend much, get the cheapest whisky you can buy". It was Old Crow. It cost about $9 for a fifth. The guy was shaking and getting wild and violent with the nurses, and it kept him comfortable til he died.

12 pack of Session's Mash Up and some M.A.C. Shatter 76.05% THC

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Nope. You start with a (strong) breakfast lager before you go on to the coffee.

hmm,it just doesnt seem right to me that they would give an alcoholic booze.but i dont know,,maybe thats the difference between a hospice and an actual hospital

you might have *technically*, legally speaking, killed him. In later stages even a little alcohol can have major worsening/quickening effects on cirrhosis. Perhaps he could have made it a week or so longer...not that I, or anyone, would care anyway. Just a thought.

Valium and benzos exist for a reason, that's what he should have been on.

It happens more often than you think. They even regularly stop giving water or IV fluid so they will just hurry up and die.

Nope. That is part of it, but you are anesthetizing your nervous system. Thats why the last flail of the extremely drunk is just basic motor skills like trying to crawl, and just breathing and heartbeat. They'll choke on their vomit, etc. As you drink, you anesthetize your brain from the outermost part to the innermost part. The outermost is your vocabulary and speech, thets why you begin with slurring. The innermost is your lizard functions, like reacting to pain, and waking up when you're choking on vomit.

None of that has anything to do with why your head hurts after a hard night of drinking. it's dehydration. You just wrote a heap of word salad

maybe in a hospice but you'd think a hospital would actually want them to get better

nothing cause im a poor fag

although,with that being said.i had undiagnosed type 2 diabetes and my doctor treated it like it was no big deal.so maybe im wrong

yes i'm talking about hospice.

>undiagnosed
>treated like no big deal

Well if it's undiagnosed...i mean. how did you know you had it, and did the doctor do any tests or just not believe you? are you diagnosed now?

Personally, I know a nurse at a hospital who's said that there's this one habitual case who walks in that's a major alcoholic and if he comes in with less than a .15 he's messed, and the first thing they do is give him a beer

My uncle was in a hospice. They gave him a bottle of teqilla and he got better. Fact.

My uncle was a faggot. They gave him a bottle of dicks and he got better. Fact

im diagnosed now yes,but at the time.he didnt run any tests on me.i had this wierd sore on my leg and got it checked out but it wasnt until i came back from vacation where i spent the week really sick that i got diagnosed

Partly. But you're also having your nervous system "wake back up" from being incapacitated. The worse of a drinker, and the older you push it, the more of a tolerance you get, the more you have a withdrawal when it clears your system. Younger drinkers mostly experience just some dehydration, but there is a component of the nervous system involved. What goes to sleep must wake back up. If you were stumbling and slurring, and had double vision, your discomfort the next day is partly because your nervous system was wrecked. And the electrolytes too.

my uncle is a nigger,they gave him a glock .40 and a bottle of old english 800 and he got better.facts my nigga

It's the merciful thing to do though. His body wasn't craving benzos or valium, it might have sedated him a little but it wouldn't have satisfied him in the least. One slug of alcohol though would set off his dopamine receptors like the 4th of july and before the alcohol even absorbed into his bloodstream he'd be relaxed expecting that inevitable flowing glow of warm sweet mother's milk.

>Younger drinkers mostly experience just some dehydration

hmm,maybe it has to do with my age then.i dont know,i mean.ive drank like 6 double shots in a night before and at the most all ive felt in the morning was just some slight dehydration

i dont drink as much as i used to though

That's a lot of words to just say "GABA rebound", stupid nigger. we know how it works. what your faggot retard dumb-dumb ass doesn't understand is we are talking about the standard hangover and that is caused by dehydration. not the morning shakes.

Gonna get trashed

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my uncle was a glock they gave him a bottle of southern comfort and he shot up a fact.

Yeah that's just a bag of worms if you want to stay consistent with other areas, like legal suicide. Lots of people aren't nearly consistent in their beliefs though. on this subject people will say x with Y resoning. on another they will say A with anti-Y reasoning.

Which hospice are you in?

>gonna get trashed

>posts light beer

wow man,your hardcore(sarcasm)

the hospice for 14 yo country white girls

Its not like its a secret. Go to an alcohol awareness class at the local police station. You don't have to get arrested to participate. Its not magic. Mostly it cures the worst effects and allows you to wake up, have some food, and get acclimated, have a smoke, breathe the air, have a shower, all that shit. Food and water is the real cure, a drink just gets them moving with less of a struggle. I'm talking about deep divers here, user, not teenagers. Not college. I'm talking in their fifties, with wrecked metabolisms and shitty bodies.

>deep divers here

what difference does it make.im sure college kids drink more then these stupid boomers anyway

Same here. In my experience as you get older pounding 18 beers a night is a hard way to stay drunk, and so is mixing different types of alcohols and liquors, including mixed drinks polluted with sugary shit like soda or juice. All that shit contributes to shitty mornings. People learn that as they get older so six double shots of the same stuff that you've already learned agrees with your chemistry makes for fairly easy mornings compared to our youths.

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since we are waving our little dicks around...shits are all liquid black tar and my stomach is bloating out, how far on the alcoholism scale am i? close to Slav status yet?

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i wouldnt say its a hard way,but i would say your hangover in the morning is worse then if lets say you pounded 18 beers when you were 21 compared to 31

>Hello and welcome to underage drinking 101.

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by volume only...12 natty lights lmao

either way,i drink more hard liquior then beer so maybe im not the best person to talk about that subject

He was "actively dying" in hospice terms. When that happens, all bets are off. You can do what you want, with their consent. I've seen old ladies who were less than a hundred pounds do enough morphine to kill a football team and be perfectly lucid. They were on fentanyl patch, oral morphine liquid (roxanol) AND a subcutaneous (under the skin) morphine pump. Its a little box that has a resivoir in it, and they load it with IV morphine, it gives them a dose on a timed schedule. All at the same time, walking around, talking. Not even exaggerating a little bit.

Its not like its a secret. Go to a party at the local hospice. You will wake up dead.

You are at level 6/10 suka.

Yeah, thats just taking them "off life supporting measures". They dose them up with morphine and let them die. Happens every day.

Ok. If you knew anything, you wouldn't be disagreeing.

Nice though.

Just seems even more fucked than it should be thought just kill them. Dying from dehydration even with morphine is torture. One lady just the other week lasted 8 days after being taken off all fluids/IV, would just hack and “death rattle” all through the day and night.

i guess,i mean.i dont know,ive only ever been to a hospice once in my life but ive been to hospitals plenty of times.maybe the rules are different at a hospice

The headache is from dehydration. The morning eye opener is a kickstart so you just care slightly less about how bad you feel. There, put simply enough for you?

>drinking the liquid jew

Hospital: keep them alive no matter how much pain it causes

Hospice: keep them comfy no matter if it kills them

I'm not the one who started explaining hangovers like he was in the running for president of AA. All these AA dicks talking about the difference between who's an alcoholic and who's not. I only started explaining what happens to older people when some of these tards were saying what the criteria for alcoholism is.

As of a few years ago I do too. Went from about 18 beers a day to less than a fifth of whiskey a day. Cranking down a case of beer plus shots on football sunday would make my monday a half-blind shitfest. Too many times and I just couldn't do it anymore so I just went straight whiskey. Granted I'm an old fuck of 48.

Powers gold label is very similar. Its one of the few cheaper whiskeys that actually has some flavors, you'll get a bit of honey in the nose and a little tiny bit of xmas spices out of it in your mouth.

Not quite to intermediate level yet. My first detox/rehab that's about where I was at. There were 25 year old pro-tier's in there itching with full on jaundice and would bruise if they bumped their elbow on a chair.

It makes a lot of difference. I had a rehab instructor once who was normal sized, except for having a belly about the size of a VW Bug. He drank two cases of beer a day at the peak of his habit, and got put into a rehab after being in a wreck and having long term hospitalization. If you know any college kids who drink two cases of beer per day for twenty years straight, let me know.

It quickens their dying. They are taken off all life supporting measures. They've stopped eating completely, they've stopped urinating, their body is shutting down. Water makes them vomit.

Thats exactly correct.

i was disapointed when i tried power's.it tasted the same as jameson and jameson is easier to find.perhaps all of the good stuff ive heard about power's is due to the three swallow and john's lane? im not saying i think power's is a bad irish whiskey.its just,i dont see the hype about it

Beer shits are terrible at some point. The liquor rots you out, but at least you're not carrying around two gallons of beershit that you have to squat and spray five times before lunch.

My boi
This shit is what I used to go to but it's SO hard to find by me now cause it blew.up

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I've never seen Powers. I like "scotch" style whiskeys, and that BlackBush (even though its Irish) is IMO better than most scotches at that price. Don't like bourbon, and don't like your basic american stuff like Wild Turkey, or Beam, or Jack.

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Irish Whiskey drinker here and I'd agree. It's the most popular whiskey in Ireland so that may sway the hype but the most popular beer in america is bud light .. that doesn't make it the best just the most popular. Personally, I'd rather a Jameson over a Powers or a Tullamore Dew over both, or a redbreast over all but I drink too much to splurge every week on that.

i wasnt real impressed when i had power's.it just tasted like jameson and it was harder to find.but i only tried gold label so maybe the other stuff power's has is better

>being this triggered by someone else's drinking choice

yeah,one of the reasons i tried power's gold label was because of the whole "best whiskey in ireland"thing but after i drank it i was like "i dont get the hype,this basically just tastes the same as jameson"

maybe its because they export more jameson in ireland then drink it

Well said.

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You don't fucking know this guy. The God complex must be strong in you.
>not bragging about finishing handles in one sitting
You've never been to university

you dont understand alcoholism do you? alot of people dont admit they have a problem because they dont think they have a problem even though they do

>university

>implying they even drink in whatever shit pile eurotrash country you live in that calls them universities

Yep it's pointless to tell anyone they have a problem with alcohol or drugs. Or force them to quit or go into a rehab. Until they figure it out on their own rehab/quitting is just a temporary break.

People don’t fit neatly into boxes. Some are “dude lol I’m such an alcoholic I drank a whole 12pck last night XDD I need help lmao”

And some you would never know they even drink if you didn’t smell the alcohol on their breath