Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread!
You got the Qs and they got the As!
As always tits not required but encouraged
Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread!
You got the Qs and they got the As!
As always tits not required but encouraged
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What is that picture, some alien from Mars trying to eat our brains?
Nope...pretty accurate depiction of a vagina
why are womens restroom 70% of the time worse than the mens restroom? they always shred fucking toilet paper till its fucking confetti and always bleed onto the toilets rim
Hi, i've seen several times your thread in a row last week, does that means that you've unfortunately quit your job?
Why is this true?
Can you tell when a guy is about to cum when your sucking dick
Have you ever had any accidental nudity
Like walking in on a guy jerking off
Or just getting out of the shower and surprise there’s people there
What’s your thoughts on circumcised dicks
Do you ever check out the dick rate threads
What’s the biggest you’ve fucked
what's your favorite Mario Party?
I hate circumcised dicks. Completely Unnecessary. Biggest was like 10 inches?
Hello dont you hear my voice?
Could you please say something goofy about someone named Jackson. I would ask the other vocaroo user Mimi but I haven't seen her threads recently
How hard did you choke on the 10 in dick
didn't give it a listen but i know that traps nowadays are very good at faking voices.
V E L O C I T Y
I know you didnt want something so literally but I'm barely waking up and my brain isnt really being creative right now
More like it literally bruised the back of my throat. Shit was scary
Trips of truth, anyone can fake voice
>Completely Unnecessary
like to scrape dick cheese off your teeth?
Then you must be new here lol.
Have fun being ignorant
Lol it's TRUE! You gotta push that stream out here to keep it steady!
You don't get dick cheese if you know how to wash your pee pee, user.
How come none of you post tits so I can nut?
Aren’t any of you into exhibitionsim
Tell us the story of you fucking a 10 inch cock
Did you know before hand he was hung
So you fucked a black guy?
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Lol ya see? Just what I was saying
I am not. In fact I find exhibitionism pretty gross
>vocaroo.com
The vocaroo link doesn't work for some reason. Could you please say this instead:
"Jackson will never bring pleasure to a woman as he has the package of a white man but the intelligence of a nigger"
Guys love to look at porn when jerking off, most girls are ok with no porn. So what mentally stimulates a woman when she is rubbing it out?
Personally I think anteater dicks are gross
Rarely, there's only so much variation and novelty to a penis
I think 7 inches, but sucked a couple of 9s
Why don’t you do the voice thing so we can jerk off to you talking about dicks
Ew fuck no. He was mexican
Nope. Besides nobody wants to see my 2 kids deep titties anyway. Maybe when i hit 40 and get some fresh ones.
>weeks
Maybe for your eunuch bf, one day is all it takes for me. I am going to get it cut and purify myself like the chosen eventually.
Naaaah that sounds like some weird fetish thing.
Like to put you down in order to get off.
Not about that life
Dont assume every reply is me user. There are other people here silly
Also I dont say shit very sexually so sorry you wont get much off much
I do
Are there positions that are better for big dicks
Did you tell all your girlfriends about the monster cock
Good explanation ...thanks
Nah I'm not a degen, I use it to fuck around with my friends.
Link related:
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How do I convince my wife to give me more blowjobs? We've talked about sex and shit and she says she'll try more but I get like 5 minutes a month, if that.
where is the clitoris? on a website it said at the crest of the labia. what does that mean?
why do females do this?
Kekd
is pic related attractive
How come toxic girls want to compete with men? (Anything you can do i can do better) Dont they realise theyre going to end up as cat ladies?
How to gf? Im 23
She clearly doesnt care about pleasing you anymore. That's my first impression
She didn't. Some autistic sad boy did that lol
Hes got a nice smile
Just a PSA I enjoy gore so if you think you're posting "edgy" material youre really not lol
>Ew fuck no
That actually hurts. Why do you hate us?
I have a fetish with girls chewing and blowing gum, what do u think?
Kek thank u
My girlfriend wants to watch me suck another guy off
Any tips?
Even when we first started dating she didn't like to do blowjobs, called them too personal. I'd like to think she thinks blowjobs are slutty or something. We have sex but nothing crazy despite my efforts to do more.
Some general advice to kissless virgin men from a woman perspective please?
>PSA
>LOL
>edgy
Typical reddit nigger
Hey vchan, I think you once mentioned you started taking birth control when you were a teenager. What went behind that decision and what needs to be done from a medical point of view for girls that young to start taking birth control?
Hey femanon, glad to see you back
Your voice sounds kinda fucked though, are you still sick?
Nobody is bothered by gore, you just think that because you're a teen and still cringe when you have to open your gore folder to post these kek
Because I'm not attracted to black people?
They look ugly, sound ugly and act like fucking animals.
Pretty mild so it's not bad
If you do it you're a real faggot
Personal??? Lol I don't even know how to reply to you. I've never even met a fellow female who thinks that.
You gotta be confident. Women can sniff out a scared beta boy instantaneously. It's a turn off
you sound sick, you okay?
How did birth control affect you mentally
Did you find you were attracted to different types of guys
Do you think most girls slut it up once they can’t get pregnant
Just a FYI I jerk off and cum to your voice every time you do one of these
Dont see how any of that correlated to reddit but ok sure kid
How easy is it for you to fake an orgasm? Do guys buy it?
will you show us this 'big white ass'
You don’t sound white
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Did you resent being forced to take birth control by your mother as opposed to choosing to take it yourself? Also, did you feel any adverse effects at the time?
Where do you put the penis?
Please can you please just do the request so I don't cry tonight
Makes me sad for the baby.
I’m too empathetic to these fucking people
Loki just answered that here
Lol I agree.
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Also pic related probably
Oh also birth control dried me the fuck up! Even if I was aroused I was always dry lol
I've been used to it for so long that now all these vagina shots coming out of me weirds me out haha
Good for you.
How did you discover Yea Forums ? Were you introduced to this shithole by your fianceé ?
"Thats why women aren't funny"
Lol what? Maybe the type of women you guys know, but I know plenty of funny chicks. I also think thats a good theory but it's possible to be sensitive and still recognize it's a joke and shrug it off (even if it lowkey hurt ur feelings) Im like this but also grew up in a very atypical environment so idk
Ah well, get better soon! Did you have fun at the club?
Also, are you into girls? What do you prefer, boobs or asses?
Nice dubs anyway, how many dicks have been in your mouth? Pussy? Ass?
Female comedians are the absolute worst
Can your guy tell when you're ovulating without you telling him?
There's no cheese if you fucking wash your dick properly user
Lmfao no
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I'm the whitest of the whites. I'm a ginger lol
Mean to sat "lol I just answered"
Autocorrected to "loki" unsurprisingly. That's one of my doggos names.
Old gay men disturb me lol
Does your man usually cuminside of you? How does it feel like? Is it true that semen tastes bad even with a good diet?
Nigga, you can find the answer to your second question easily yourself.
that's why there's much better condoms that are not latex.
I'm just talking about in irl context, idk enough about comedians to comment on that
The only female comedian I'm familiar with is Amy Schumer and well.. we all know she's terribly unfunny
>Does your man usually cuminside of you?
Yes, why is it weird?
>How does it feel like?
It's a pleasurable experience and sometimes i think about being pregnant
>Is it true that semen tastes bad even with a good diet?
I believe that to be true atleast in my experience lol
>Is it true that semen tastes bad even with a good diet?
I did a completely 180 with my diet two months ago and my cum tastes more watery and not bitter at all according to my GF. This might be purely anecdotal, but it worked for me.
Not OP but my bf got me into the chan
I knew it was around before and hopped on a few times, but never frequented. Saw him browsing all the time, thought it looked fun, and here I am
What other boards do you browse besides this one?
nerve gas.
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lmao, voiceanon and the noises that haunt her
>Yes, why is it weird?
Nah, just curious, dont have anything better to ask
>It's a pleasurable experience and sometimes i think about being pregnant
So no plans for kids on a near future?
>I believe that to be true atleast in my experience lol
Any tips on what I should eat/cut? Dont have a gf yet but i wanna make it as pleasurable as possible once we get intimate
>>Yes, why is it weird?
>Nah, just curious, dont have anything better to ask
>>It's a pleasurable experience and sometimes i think about being pregnant
>So no plans for kids on a near future?
>>I believe that to be true atleast in my experience lol
>Any tips on what I should eat/cut? Dont have a gf yet but i wanna make it as pleasurable as possible once we get intimate
I highly recommned you use a rope in a diet called "hanging from the neck" where you would burried underground and eaten away by worms, the worms should reduce atleast 80% of your weight
That was so fun to watch honestly lol
Never really go out of Yea Forums really. I went to /soc/ a bit but the desperation there is even sadder than it is here.
Other than that I will rarely go to /x/ if I feel like getting some spoops but now it's mostly conspiracy bullshit and it's boring
I'm a bit paranoid when I record honestly because how embarassing would it be if someone overheard me taking about eating cum and shit? Lol
So I always have an ear out for noises haha
>Any tips on what I should eat/cut?
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How many guys have you fucked/sucked off
Do you regret it?
I really didnt want to say "regerts" but my mind kept screaming at me to say it and it slipped. I'm sorry
What's your number one fear? And, I guess, your worst phobia?
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haha, you sound really cute talking about the things you like, your threads are always wholesome
How has your life been voiceanon? Anything interesting happening recently? Oh, and what do you think about hiro? Think's hes gonna fuck up the site like he did with 2chan or nah? Did you ever shitpost alongside moot?
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So I hope no one has a seizure in front of me because they would be fucked lol
Also I don't like natural bodies of water. So shit like rivers, lakes, oceans, ponds are a huge big nope
>I'm a bit paranoid when I record honestly because how embarassing would it be if someone overheard me taking about eating cum and shit
Yeah i can imagine, still fun to hear you mentioning it
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huh, really? Man i could swear it was a better experience for girls, or at least better than that, thought you could feel the dick pulsating/throbbing or something, welp too bad
Kinda dont wanna give up on the "pineapple" meme yet, even if it doesnt make it sweeter at least i have a motivation to get a better diet
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Interesting, I only asked because I've heard of stories of men who could tell their gfs were ovulating because they smelled different during ovulation.
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Nice, I'll definitely try these, I still do some stuff like, never smoked nor drank, veen trying to eat more vegetables, less fastfood, more fruits, but still eat a lot of meat, thats likely gonna be the hardest part to cut
Remember to also cut out all sodas and drink more water. In fact, replace any beverages with water. I think that alone contributed immensely in my case.
>every dick I sucked has led me to where I am now, so no regrets
Thats some amazing motivational quote right here
I never drink soda actually, I really dislike the taste of gas, thought i do need to drink more water
>i sleep with a nightlight
CUTE!!
Thats quite a lot, were they all boyfriends? What are your views on sexual promiscuity and saving one's first time to a special person?
Sometimes you can sort if feel a pulsating but it's not that strong of a sensation
Lol I never heard of that? How strange
Jesus christ those white girls twerking are making me cringe hard. They're so fucking stuff and have 0 ass.
I might be white but you really have to have some hoodrat in you to twerk properly.
If you dont then your basically eugenia cooney twerking lol
Ill make it into some merch one day haha
I wish my fiance thought it was cute lmfao.
Hes a light sleeper so it pisses him off haha
Here my nightlight!
>How strange
It really is. Try asking your fiance if he can tell, should be a good laugh either way.
some girls like it though
Hiro is the new admin, owned the site since 15 when moot stepped down
He hasnt done anything dramastic yet, but I've heard some anons reporting malicious ads, and it doesnt help with the fact that he let users from 2chan (sort of japanese Yea Forums) have their credit card info leaked and their posts tied to their real identities
So yeah, im skeptical of him, but so far nothing tremendously bad happened
Awwww thats so nice! You're getting married!!
Thats the happiest thing I've heard today, I discovered your threads only a week ago and this is my second thread of yours, but thats still so nice, you seem like a really nice, funny and wholesome girl, i'm almost jelly of him
Since 2015*
So we know you’ve had a massive Mexican dick
What about a really small one
What would you say was average
How many cut vs uncut
What is your racial spread like, was there any stereotypes that were true
If there was one piece of advice you would give to guys about how to get a gf what would it be?
Ideal male physique?
>Sometimes you can sort if feel a pulsating but it's not that strong of a sensation
Well damn it
I really need to get a gf just to experiement all this stuff I have so many questions about instead of speculating and posting on Yea Forums
>Ill make it into some merch one day haha
Kek, i'm sure it will sell
>Here my nightlight!
Oh i thought it was like a kid's like, like a smol bulb shaped like a duck or something
Still pretty, just imagined something smol
What would you do if you found out your bf fapped to shota
Aww well thanks user. I dont get called wholesome often but it's a nice compliment!
>5'1"
I have no chance with women don't I?
>vocaroo.com
well im definitely saving my first time to someone special, but still undecided if i'll just "let loose" afterwards, i think of sex as a special thing and the thought of doing it casually/one night stands/fwb kind put me off, but hey, if you did that stuff and still manage to get a man to slap a ring on ya, congrats, maybe I have too much of a prude view about sex, i worry it might make it difficult for me to find a girl who i'd wanna marry one day
>Aww well thanks user.
No problem, rwally enjoy your threads voiceanon, keep em up girl c:
Do you have any kinks?
I've been going to the doctor and therapy for depression for 7 months now, been through a few different medications, vit D supplement, and i feel like things arent really getting any better. idk what to do or think about any of this. Recently thoughts of wanting to die have been happening which they never had before. idk what to do because it doesnt seem like its working and it might be getting worse
All girls want to be fucked gorilla style and choked unconscious
>would be suprised because he has no fetish at all really lol
Not your bf specifically, but in general
Any ideas how to stand out on tinder or other dating sites?
I get called cute, beautiful and people are outright surprised when I tell them I’m single
Who taught you how to suck dick ?
>When I was young and shallow i enjoyed a nice fit guy.
Are you sure it's not just that your taste changed over the years? Sounds like you're being too critical of yourself.
No one. I had popsicles and lollipops. Those were probably my real teachers
Would you ever consider taking a guy's virginity and teaching him the ropes or are you strictly into men with experience?
I have a daughter that loves popsicles
Fuck
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thats a really good advice voiceanon, also a nice story of how you met your hubby
>Now i love dad bods
Whats the appeal of dad bods? I've been skinny all my life but a lot of girls seem to enjoy this, even some friends of mine, whats so good about it?
>Haha well I'm almost 30!
But that only makes it better! Grown ass woman with a tiny baby nightlight, its too adorable
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im definitely young, got not much life experience yet but i'm not a ignorant guy either
I dunno... I'm likely not gonna change my mind until i have my first time, and right now it really feels like this is a view i'm gonna hold for the rest of my life, but again, young and dumb, not a lot of experience with the world, its also a lot of responsibility, even id you use a condon and get checked for STDs, knowing myself i'm sure i'd get somewhat emotionally attached to a one night stand, even if she didnt give a shit about anything but my dick, im just too much of a clingy guy sometimes
But still got my whole life ahead of me, still in high school and currently trying what you said, to be more social and talk with more people, hopefully will lead me to a gf, not sure if my mind will change, but we will see
Its really nice to hear from someone with more experience than me still, i feel like i learn a lot with you on these threads, i know some anons call you vchan but i kinda got used to voiceanon, feels more personal since its something i "made up", hope you dont mind, and thanks for sharing your experiences!
>I do love being choked and spanked I guess.
Never was into chocking myself but i could try if she wanted to
What do you think about saying "daddy"? Or some form of dom/sub roleplay? Not the kind you actually pretend to be father and daughter, just having a guy dominating you?
Wait until she finds out what an electric toothbrush can do.
She actually has had one for about 6 months
That’s not a real thing though right ?!?
>you don't gotta tell them
As a 23yo virgin idk what I'd prefer, being considered terrible at sex at this age or exposing myself as virgin. I haven't considered which option would be the worst since they're both humiliating.
No, of course not. They also don't find out about pillow humping or anything. They're gonna be pure and innocent forever. At any rate, I'm glad the toothbrush is hers and not anyone else's.
The I just started my 3rd different medicine. The first one was 100% not working, felt entirely numb, really sleepy, and eventually started to get migraines along with anxiety attacks when it was time to take it. I was on lexapro at a 10mg dose and it seemed to be ok, but both me and the doctor agreed that just from how i felt and how i described how i felt that it wasnt doing enough. So we went up to a 20mg dose which made things worse than being on no medication. So now the doctor wants to try cymbalta which i just started today, and so far im just very very sleepy.
It is just extremely discouraging to try something, feel different and not have it be better. oh and first medicine was a NDRI or adrenaline and dopamine one. Lexapro is a SSRI, and the new one im on is SSNRI for serotonin and adrenaline or norepinephrine
Girls definitely use toothbrushes to get off. You should probably just buy her a vibrator I’m sure vchan would agree
Thottie in the making! Lol jk
Also unpopular opinion.
I think girls who call their man "daddy" have actual daddy issues.
Their actual dad probably wasnt their for them so now they get off on calling their man daddy
I know it's hard but dont give up user!
No do not buy your daughter anything like that lol
Well I'm out for the day!!!! Byeee!
Anyone hear from Anya,
Muammar Al Gathafi's girl of late, I miss her.
What things that weren’t “sex toys” have you used to get yourself off
Did you ever use an electric toothbrush
When did you start playing with yourself
give him a bj
See ya voiceanon! Hope to see you around soon, if I don't, then, happy marriage!
Ride that dick girl
I see, guess it makes sense
Not sure I'll get a dad bod as I grow older, who knows? I really wanna focus on improving myself now, but my dad has that sorta bod, and my mom still loves him, sooo we'll see
Lol fair enough, I can see how it can turn creepy, and I don't wanna get traumatized by sexualizing this term, I want my daughter to call me cute names and I'm not sure if my girl should ruin this for her
can you explain fanny flutters. my girlfriend says she has a "heartbeat" in her vagina liker her lips vibrate when shes aroused or some shit. is this a thing??
Anna here, late to the party per the norm.
Women try to be very hygienic about their bathroom habits, they’ll line the toilet with paper, etc...But when it comes to cleaning up after themselves, fuck the next bitch.
It’s not always true, but I’d say because women tend to be more emotional in general.
Yes, the dick seems to ‘swell’ and throb more.
Degenerate
Yes, ever since my son moved in there’s been plenty of those moments, not used to living with someone else.
>I prefer uncut, but its not a dealbreaker
>no
>Papa
Three or four.
I think of past experiences.
~Anna~
I like missionary, and no, I didn’t have any.
Just flat out tell her that you want more, she’s obviously not getting the picture.
Old shit
Feminism
That’s...weird, but not so weird that I’d run for the hills.
That’s pretty gay user.
Pretty easy, though I’ve never had to.
It’s possible based on behavioral cues, though difficult.
/x/, /pol/, /cgl/
It’s already happened so...
~Anna~
Don’t be so nervous, we can pick up on that shit.
Thin. Pic related
Cry
I wouldn’t say that, there are plenty of shorter girls who need love.
S&M, dd/lg, loli, incest
Sometimes it takes a while to get the meds right, I know like it seems overwhelming now, but I promise things will get better. Hang in there user.
Papa
I prefer experience
I’m here user. ^^
Mostly just a pillow.
Well, when you get aroused you can definitely feel a heartbeat, but I’ve never felt a ‘vibration’.
~Anna~
first of all, your voice sounds exactly like Mila Kunis
Second, how long do you usually like to be in a position (ie being eaten out, missionary, doggy,top,bottom) before it gets boring?Like how long between positions?
which femanon was the one with the really pretty red hair?
That's vchan.
The OP who does the vocaroos
She left a while ago.
Vchan, what you think about me stroking my black cock to you?
I think Vchan left...But for me, it largely depends. If it’s oral (me receiving), not nearly as long as vaginal sex.
Oh and I forgot my sig
~Anna~
Anna, what do you think about me stroking my black cock to you?
It does nothing for me, but you do you user.
~Anna~
that hair though
Why not Anna?
I’m not into black guys.
~Anna~
Why not anna?
Any femanons besides vchan and Anna:
- when is the last time you masturbated?
- when did you last have sex and with who?
is it cause you think im going to hurt you anna?
what color hair does Anna have.... for science >>
I think anna scared of black people
Because I do t believe in race mixing, I have nothing against blacks, I’m just not attracted to them.
No, most men aren’t assholes, though I’ve had my fair share.
Blonde.
Nah.
>*chan
Tan maybe
Signature use on Yea Forums is a bannable offense
why don't you believe in race mixing?
why is your fav color "x" ? Same answer lmao i assume i mean.
???
Profit
Got damn Anna, can I wank my black cock to this?
woops, I didn't mean to link to the loli,
I don’t use it anywhere but the femanon threads and only for the sake of telling us apart. Mods have been really cool about it actually.
Because I think each race has a unique value that is hate to see disappear.
I mean do whatever you need to do user.
~Anna~
What value does your race have that you don't want to see disappear?
Is your name stephanie?
>it's okay for ME to break this rule
Entitled cunt even on the internet. Christ
Mine? Blonde hair, red hair, blue and green eyes, those are all lovely features, physically speaking. Culturally speaking I’d hate to see all of the traditions I grew up around vanishing, Libyan weddings are the best.
All of the femanons do, before we did it was a clusterfuck. That being said most of our names came from other anons, mine just happened to be my name.
Oh and this was me ~Anna~
So Anna, I'll be honest. I was joking about wanting to masturbating to you. but i do think you do have something against black people cause you cause you think I look ugly, sound ugly and act like fucking animals.
Pretty sure vchan once said her name started with a B
Do women find me ugly
That was vchan that said that you fucking idiot
why you calling me a idiot?
Why is bonding such a huge deal for girls? I don't want to talk about my best friend dying or how I have a couple of "cool" skills because I grew up poor.
That's the guy from Weezer
Because you clearly are if you dont realize there are other femanons here rather than just vchan or even anna for that matter
What do girls think of trap/sissy guys?
well damn...
well it was fun talking non sense with you. wasn't sure where I was going to go with this convo. only boredom could tell.
I didn’t say any of those things user.
No, I’d say you’re pretty average.
Because evolutionary speaking women needed to bond to their partners to help ensure the upbringing of children.
No opinion other than it’s gay,
~Anna~
What nationality do you think I am
I wouldn’t even venture a guess.
~Anna~
is innocence a bad trait to have as a male?