What's the gayest thing you've done, Yea Forums?

what's the gayest thing you've done, Yea Forums?

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Kissed a guy when drunk

Got fucked in the ass. Would not do it again.

I wish I could fuck guys in private

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got gf to finger my ass
10/10 would do again

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Got his girlfriend to let me smell her finger. 2/10 would do again.

Being gay, only ever dated guys. Love getting fucked in the ass.

Sucked a guy's dick for money.
I then spent the money on sex toys so I could get myself ready for him to fuck me for tons of money, but I ended up bailing when his wife found out about me.

let a guy suck my dick

Probably this...

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Go kiss yourself

I ate a salad once.

bumped nuts and crossed swords numerous times, rubbed cocks together a couple of times, tag teaming my girlfriend. fucked my girls pussy after he filled it with cum... was fun, would do again. GF wanted me to suck her grool off his cock, did not do that. Not sure if I'd ever do that.

I was once the OP of a thread here.

Hhhnnngghh

Exgf cheated on me with a 11in bbc... she flipped shit when she found out he started fucking me too.
He was her BFF in college and i found sext messages between them. Hit him up told him to forget her and come take my ass and without hesitation he did. He came right over to my house and ditched a study date with exgf. Now me and him are a thing and fuck everyday while shes left with nothing lol.
Turned out i was gay anyway now me and him are married. Fuck women

When I was 12, Umbro and Adidas soccer shorts started to appear in my little town. Brendan, the most popular guy in my class, was the first to start wearing them. One day after soccer practice Brendan and I were the last to leave. He headed into the shower and I stayed in the locker room. His shiny satin navy blue soccer shorts were draped over the bench, drenched in sweat. Something came over me and I picked them up and sniffed them, right in the crotch. They smelled strongly of athletic, strong, good-looking 12 year-old boy sweat. It's possibly the best scent I ever will smell. I became instantly rock hard. I rubbed my dick against the slippery smooth fabric and almost came. Then I reclined on the bench and gently pulled the shorts over my scrotum, up over my belly and smelled them again. I brought the shorts down to my crotch and the cool smooth fabric slightly touched the throbbing head of my cock. I felt an uncontrollable unstoppable pleasure inside, and then ropes of semen started spouting from my dick. It felt like my whole body was exiting through the head of my dick.

Anyway, that was the gayest thing I ever did. First orgasm. I still jerk off with shiny nylon and polyester sports clothes.

same

Met an older, heavy set man at his place. Answered to his every whim, including but not limited to, licking every inch of him, sucking on his nipples, letting his cock and balls rest on my face.

Let him fuck me too, but alas he was on the small side and struggled to keep hard so it wasn't that exciting for me.

would do again.

did you ever cum playing swords?

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how old were you when you did this? I used to worry I liked boys who were too young, but 18-25 is the sweet spot for me now

Same

yeah that's pretty gay bro

28. I guess I'm just outta the good range lol

got blown by a tranny in thailand

Sent pics of my gf on kik and we jerked off about what we want to do to her

Show us your husbands cock faggot

Wanting to pull my friends pants down and sodomize him during play fighting when we were like 12. It's the only gay intuition I've had to this day and it still weirds me out when I think about it.

I would've fucked a lampshade back then so it makes sense in that regard but yeah, still weird.

>mfw

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Make my girlfriend lick and toungefuck my asshole, im stuck with this fetish...
I think gay sex is gross tough, if i see men do rimjobs to eachother i think its disgusting.
I dunno whats wrong with me, regular porn or sex is boring to me. Im thinking of quitting porn and go nofap for a long time, might get rid of the need to have my asshole sucked then.

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>I like to really get in there and get my asshole clean in the shower.
>I had just started to soap up my asshole and my foot slipped.
>Finger went straight up my ass all the way to the knuckle. I am now a faggot.

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I had a girl who was really into that. I loved it and then one day she just started tossing the salad. Felt funny at first but now I love it.

Sucked my own dick

how far did you get? I used to dry hump my friend Todd, he just let me

>/lgbt/

That's because a girl licking your ass isn't gay.

"Hey user, i dare you to kiss that gay guy who has a crush on you, or are you too pussy"
We were at a party, i wasn't even that drunk but didn't want to be a pussy. Well now i am seen as the bisexual guy of the group.

I didn't act on it or think much of it afterwards. It did make me realize that it isn't a big deal to be gay. Maybe if some Chad starts fondling my balls just the right way I'll let him have his way with me.

Played swords with a couple of friends when i was little. Often played naked with my cousin and he once layed on top of me naked with his dick on my ass crack.
Masturbated with another friend in a room and he opened my ass cheeks to have a peak at my asshole.

Stopped doing this shit after i was like 16 and since then im in love with pussy. However i did once try out an anal plug which i bought for my girlfriend. 8/10 would do again

Sucked a "straight" guy off that I met via Grindr. He was really dispassionate about it and I no doubt fucked it up because it was my first time, but overall a good experience

fucked myself in the ass with my girlfriend's dildo

Gayest thing was get fucked by a girl with a strap on, while being sucked off by my wife. Can't really say it's gay as there was no other man in the room. But it did feel good.

one of my friends sucked my dick it was the best dick sucking ive ever received, I came hard

I later cried in the shower

I wanted it again

I think i like guys and girls now

why cry? is it really such a bad thing?

I once made different colored muffins based on each main character of Orange is the New Black and watched an entire season in one sitting. I really fucking love muffins and OITNB.

because i was confused at the time, and deeply conservative christian

he was one of my best friends and urged me while I was under the influence

i want to play with some guy's feet soooo bad but i'm scared of doing non-str8 shit in this shitty town

that's so stereotypically queer it made me laugh

>break up with my gf
>fuck 2 girls in the next week
>get bored
>hop on grindr
>roll up to some college dorm
>dude walks out and gets in my car
>starts sucking my dick immediately
>drive to some quiet street
>hold his head down whenever a car passes
>cum in his mouth

yeah that was pretty gay

Ah, I'm sorry that you had to go through a clash with a conflicting belief system. Have you reconciled that? Most people on Yea Forums have already professed their love of dick, so.. I'm assuming you're now comfortable with that part of yourself

more or less

did you enjoy it?

> sticking my dick into a friends ass when were 7

dressed up as a girl, went on grindr and sucked a dick. swallowed
definitely pretty gay

I had a similar experience with my cousin. We would go somewhere private and take our clothes off and feel each other up. It was mostly us taking turns examining each other dick and balls. We also liked to show our asses to each other, I would spread his cheeks and look at his asshole and he would do the same to me. We did this quite a few times.

It stopped after a while, mainly because I was afraid of being caught, almost were a couple of times. I could tell he wanted to do it continue, but I was too afraid.

Pussy

my best friend and i used to suck each other watching porn .

I was a sex toy for my brother and a few of his friends for a while when I was 14-15. And liked it. That was probably the gayest shit ever.

wow what

Sucked a gay kid off that I made fun of once for being gay. His dick was big and I loved it.

My friend made me give him a handjob while he gave one to me.
Did not enjoy it. He was too rough and I was uncomfortable doing that with him.
Then he licked my dick for a second, he couldn't pull the foreskin back since I had a phimosis.
I did not enjoy it, his drool itched and I found it gross since it was another guy.
But it wasn't bad like rape or anything, I feel nothing when I think of it.
I'm a virgin and often forget that I had this experience which classifies as sexual afterall.

details

Took turns with my best friend lying on top of each other and grinding our cocks together. I have a greentext if more than one person is interested.

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Sucked a guy off a couple of times and fucked him. Don't mind sucking dick but I feel like I'd rather get fucked.

Used to let my cousin suck my dick when we were young. Hot dogged his ass a couple times. Never did fuck him. Thing is, we are both nearing forty now and i know he would still one hundred percent let me fuck him if i wanted to.

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cuddled with, and made out with, my boyfriend while we were watching a movie.

Did you actually do anything? If so then greentext

Thats exactly how this shit
Started

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greentext it nigger

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>be 7, neighbor boy is 8
>slighly bigger than him, but I'm a sensitive type
>he's a pretty boy, but pushes me around a lot
>he's about 3/4 Mexican but has a lot of his white mom in him and raised by white mom
>spending the night at his house
>stay up late, ice cream and some cartoon movie
>his mom says time for lights-out
>his room has bunk beds but his brother has his own room
>both of us on top bunk in sleeping bags and star wars pajamas
>have had "lol-look-at-my-weiner" sessions before, like making action figures ride them and dorky stuff like that
>Hey, user, remember when we rubbed the tips together? Didn't that feel good? Want to do it again?
>Great idea!
>both pull down pajama pants to mid-thigh
>lay on our sides, rub tips together
>discover the universal problem of couples trying to be intimate while lying on sides
>Here, user, get on top

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>Be me, pretty boy with long hair
>Bro and his friends hanging out at our place all the time
>They are like 16-17
>I hang out with them
>We watch porn together
>Some of the guys start joking about me looking like a girl
>Ends up in some of them groping me while jacking off
>Finally escalates to me sucking a few of them off
>Brother joins in finally
>At the end it became a pretty regular thing for the guys to take me to the next room one by one and doing their thing until all of them are done

I sucked all of them off one after another once, four guys in a row.

>universal problem of couples trying to be intimate while lying on sides
I just realized not everyone knows what this is. When you're lying face-to-face with someone, it's hard to know what do do with your bottom arm, the one you're lying on. It's hard to find a comfortable way to position it.

what a fag

post a pic of yourself, fag

I stole a friend's mom's thong and asked him to wedgie me in them so I could get hard

did they cum on you ?
where did they ?

> met a guy in Grindr
> Willing to suck me off
> Comes over one night
> I undress in front of him while he sits on couch
> He grabs and sucks my cock
> After a good amount of time, I cum on his t-shirt

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No I fucking won't, this was like ten years ago, I don't look like a femboy anymore.

Yeah, most often they would cum on my butt.

Jesus, are you fucking serious? I'm old and gross now. I'll post more greentext though.

>erections clumsily rubbing together
>soon my legs get tired, still tied together because it doesn't occur to either of us to take off pajamas
>just relax whole body on top of him
>boners pressed together
>warm flesh of thighs, hips, stomachs touching
>sort of wiggle back and forth, thrust a little but don't really know what I'm doing
>doesn't occur to us to kiss (that would be weird, lol)
>but wow does it feel good
>pretend to be each other's girl crushes from school
>do this for a while, take a break, do it some more
>Hey, user?
>Yeah?
>How come I never get to be on top?
>Oh! Do you want to be on top! Of course you can, I'm sorry!
>I remember very clearly what a sincerely caring voice I used when I said this
>roll over awkwardly because still stupid pajama pants on
>use my hands to help him position his hips best on top of me so our boners rub together instead of just going off in different directions
>doesn't feel quite as good since he's lighter, not as much pressure between our bodies

more?

just post your old and wrinkly weiner

and yes

Spit in my mouth, faggot

did they ever came in your mouth or on your face ?

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Jacking off in the same bed, and suucking some dick wen i was 5ish

Maybe if I can get it hard. In the meantime...

>he holds himself u pon his hands and rubs more vigorously
>can't keep himself centered because legs still tied together
>gets frustrated and lifts himself off
>I think I did something wrong, trying to keep him centered with my hands
>What? I'm sorry!
>Just wait a minute, user, gosh!
>strips off his pajama bottoms
>Oh, I guess I will too
>now we're both bottomless

Used to let my friend's younger brother hump me while we were laying on our front playing Playstation. He was a little pervert but it felt sort of nice being physically wanted by someone.

Yeah, a good few times one or more of them blew in my mouth. On the day I was talking about when I blew all of them three of them came on my face or mouth.

Okay, here it goes:

>be me
>gay

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One of funny ways we were almost caught was were both naked in the bathroom, doing our routine, when suddenly my cousin wanted to get something from his room. If I remember correctly, I think it his was clothes he wanted me to try on, he was smaller and I guess he was curious how I would look in them. The dam idiot ran out of the bathroom completely naked, luckily the only other person in the house was his older sister. She was supposed to be watching us, but was watching t.v. instead. She saw him run in and out of his room, but didn't think to question it.

I wonder what would've happened if she decided to follow him back to the bathroom? I guess we could of played it off or say were going to take a bath.

>plants his hands by my shoulders and digs into the mattress with his feet
>with his legs free he can do a sort of pushing and rocking motion, sliding his boner and the tender skin between his hipbones up and down against mine
>doesn't really need me to guide him but I put my hands on his hips anyway because his skin feels nice
>he has his eyes closed and he calls me the name of the girl he has a crush on at school.
>"mmmmm, Jenny, your pussy is so nice."
>still has his eyes closed, I play along a little and put my hand higher onto his back
>"Oh yes, my pussy"
>I'm a kid, how do I know what to say?

I was a boyslut from ages 14-19
Will poat stories if anyones interested

>he's still doing the rock-and-roll rubbing
>I want more friction so I start pushing up against him
>put both hands on his hips so I can pull him down against me
>mmmm, ooohhh
>Pretend I'm Jenny and kiss me
>he kisses me on the lips, but just a puckered-up kiss
>after a minute or so, he bends his elbows so more of our bodies are touching
>still has his eyes closed, kisses me again
>No, do it like on TV
>Are you sure, user? That's weird.
>You've always wanted to kiss Jenny, right? Just pretend you're kissing Jenny!
>kisses me again, but keeps his mouth on my mouth, still closed
>his hips start to grind into me a little harder
>bunk bed joints start to squeek
>one hard thrust makes it bump the wall
>we both giggle
>What are you two doing in here?!
>oh shit, his mom
>quick as lightning, we're both under the flaps of our sleeping bags
>thank god our pajama bottoms were under there already
>nightlight is on the far wall, can't see shit
>We were wrestling!
>lame
>I say Ow! like he hit me, to make it sound realistic
>he jabs me in the ribs for real, and I laugh-ouch
>You quiet down and go to sleep or you can't watch cartoons in the morning!
>she didn't see us, we both giggle nervously with relief

>we're both scared to make any noise now
>Hey user, let's get on the floor!
>What if your mom comes back?
>we just can't make any noise!
>We pull our sleeping bags on the floor so it's softer
>and just in case his mom comes back in
>we'll say we moved on the floor because more room
>pajama tops starting to get sweaty so take those off too
>pull a blanket on top of us so his mom won't see us naked if she comes

go on, we're listening

>on the floor with sleeping bags for padding, no way to make any noise whatsoever
>he positions his body over mine, looking down between us
>he looks up, squeezes his eyes closed so he's not looking at me
>I put my hands on his hips, guide him down so our rock hard boners are sandwiched between our bodies
>touching from knees to nipples
>he winds up and thrusts, slowly but firmly
>ooooh, jenny, mmh, mmh, mmh!
>I hold his hips tight
>I mostly hold still, feeling his boner rub against the side of mine, and against the skin below my belly button

I'm curious how this started

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>I'm starting to feel an itch in my boner
>except it's not really there, more like inside me, but still part of my boner
>he starts to lower his head
>I think he's going to kiss me, but instead he puts his head down next to mine
>he puts his hands under my arms and holds onto my shoulders
>his chest is pressing down on mine really tight now
>he's breathing through his mouth, but it's going in and out in tight, ragged gasps so he won't make noise just panting out loud
>his breath is making my neck and shoulder and cheek sweaty
>we're getting hot under the blanket
>I swing my leg up around his and kick the blanket
>there's a wind of cooler air over our naked bodies
>the moistness between us evaporates so our boners aren't slippery against each other anymore
>the rubbing is making the itch inside me start to burn
>I can sort of tell it's happening to him too because of how hard he's pushing against me

>met a guy on the subway a few days ago
>tourist asking for help finding certain american products
>show him to the groccery store since I needed to pick up some food anyway
>we get in a long chat about american politics while there
>at the end we don't have anything else to say specifically but we just stand there like we want to say more
>invite him back to my place for dinner
>he asks if this is a gay thing, he has a gf etc
>I assure him that its not
>he comes back to my place and I make us some dinner, pour some drinks
>we spend the whole night just talking in my apartment, kinda felt bad he was wasting his vacation in some randos living room
>he does his thing for a few days then comes back to hang with me on Saturday
>starts off at the gym
>we start complimenting each other a lot
>he is very fit and very strong, I keep calling him superman
>keeps talking about how I make him blush
>tell him how intelligent he is when he explains scientific thigns
>tell him how beautiful his eyes are when they turn green in the light (they're more brown in the dark)
>said he wanted to buy me dinner since I made him dinner the first night
>I show him the griffith observatory and planetarium show
>he talks about how he wishes he could take a girl here
>we go eat at my favorite restaurant
>he talks about how he wishes he could take a girl there
>we got to the pier, ride the ferris wheel, walk the beach
>he says he wishes he could bring a girl there

cont.

>finally I bring him back to my place, say 'you can crash here if you want'
>'thanks yeah, your bed is REALLY comfy'
>mfw I didn't offer my bed to him
>that night he just gets into my bed and lays down in front of me, face to face
>we say goodnight and start to drift off
>at some point he rolls over so that he is laying slightly on to me
>I place my head on his shoulder
>he places his head on my own
>we spend the rest of the night pseudo cuddling
>every time one of us tosses or turns we roll apart
>then one of us just rolls back into the other
>constantly waking up to his arm over me, leg over me
>wanting so desperately to just place my hand on his cheek and caress it

He left this morning to continue his journey.

Posting nudes of myself on Yea Forums for you guys to jerk off to

>be me 14
>huge closet faggot
>be showering in the locker rooms
>was the first one to get in
>3 other guys get in
>one of them was a friend (who knew i was gay)
>back then i had a very feminine body, small dick and cute round ass (thanks mom)
>shower for a bit until
>they start to get close to me
>starting to get nervous
>they start to corner me and calling me names
>scared.png
>then they start to push me
>i fall down
>they order me to get on my knees or they would beat me up
>get on my knees
>they whip out their cocks
>"start sucking faggot"
>have no other choice
>begin to suck one guy and fap the 2 others
>i start to get hard
>continue this for about 3 mins
>another guy who was part of their group gets in the locker room and notices us
>they tell him to get in on the action
>they make me go on all fours
>one of them gets behind me
>puts his cock in butthole
>tries to put it in
>hurts like hell
>eventually his cock is in my ass
>starts to fuck me hard
>continue this for about 2 mins
>the guy i was blowing cums and makes me swallow
>like 4 secs later the guys i was fapping also cum and the guy fucking my ass busts his nut too
>i collapse, my mouth and my ass hurts
>they laugh and leave
>go home after that

In the next day (which was a saturday), my parents were out, and i got curious about my ass because even though it hurt to get fucked, it felt good, so i grabbed my deoderant and fucked myself, and had my first hands free orgasm.

I still fap to this day about this.
More?

>he suddenly starts hugging me super tight
>pulling my shoulders so tight I can barely breathe
>his hips are suddenly going slower, but pushing down hard, like he's trying to crush our boners together between our bodies
>my itching and burning are still pretty bad
>his grinding slows down and stops
>he rolls sideways off me but puts his face down in a pillow to muffle his gasping and panting
>Hey, can I have a turn now?
>he shakes his head with his face still in his pillow
>Come on, just a little bit? Please?
>still no, still face down
>I grab his legs and try to roll him over but he kicks and shakes me off and refuses
>I have to roll over and try to go to sleep with a raging boner, because that's how my best friend treated me sometimes

The end

so what he came on you?

How’d they taste?

Yeah continue. But I'm curious, your friend participated in this?

He did, he was the one getting fapped

i kissed my friend for money. Faggot liked it.

Dam, were you still friends after that?

Story time Yea Forumsros

>Be me, parents get divorced so they out me in boarding school so it "doesn't affect me" as much
>Boarding school is in India. I'm not Indian. It's also an international School so plenty of foreign kids from all over
>This school was essentially a cult and they followed this specific religion. Guys and girls were kept in separate dorms, hard to interact with etc.
>We play random games with each other to entertain ourselves, Internet and video games were hard to access so we had to make do.
>One such game involved the whole dorm where essentially everyone had a specific role in a family, and had to act as such (family issues... I've wonder why). I was the son or something, other were dad, mom, sister, and any other family member.
>One day one if the guys makes us all gather around in a circle, and pulls down his pants
>Everyone is fucking confused but he was the alpha so we go along with it. He also happened to be the dad
>He then makes us all pull down our pants and, and tells us to all touch out dicks together
>We do that for like a solid minute, then after it was done we never spoke of it again

And that was my first and only gay experience.

No, he stopped talking to me after that, but oh well, here's the new story.

One year has passed since the locker room incident, now I was hooked to the feeling of anal, by now I had a dildo which I used everyday.

>be me, 15
>a friend (not the same from the locker room) contacts me
>he says he wants me to come to his house to play some games
>i grab my backpack and fill it with snacks
>go to his house
>he greets me
>we go to his room
>play games for some time
>i need to pee
>go to bathroom but before i go he asks if he can pick up the snacks from my backpack
>"sure"
>go take a piss
>after that i go to his room like normal but when i open the door...
>he looks at me with my dildo and lube jar in hand
>"FUCK I FORGOT I LEFT IT THERE"
>didijustsaythisoutload.mp4
>he asks me what are these for
>nervouswreck.png
>cant form a sentence
>"let me guess, you like to fuck you ass, eh?"
>"...yes..."
Part1

part2
>"hmph. you're a fucking faggot"
>shockedexpretion.jpeg
>"get on the bed"
>"...what?..."
>"did i fucking stutter? get on the bed NOW!"
>flashbacks.exe
>i get on the bed
>he orders me to take of my pants
>i take them off
>he sees my boner
>"you like this, don't you"
>he then orders me to ride my dildo and suck him at the same time
>"what no!"
>"DO IT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH"
>i get my knees, pick up my dildo and grab his cock
>i then start to suck him
>do this for about 6 mins
>he tells me to stop
>orders me to get in all fours
>flashbacks again
>he lubes up his cock
>he puts it in and starts to fuck me
>this time it isnt painful
>i moan loadly
>he spanks me hard
>i cum after 5 mins of him pumping my ass
>cum so hard i nearly blacked out
>he busts his load deep in my ass
>we both collapse
>we rest for a bit
>then we kiss passionately
We fucked loads of times, until he moved out of state when i was 17.

That didn't happen tho.

Had a fat old dude from the bar invite me over to drink moonshine, didn't even know he was a fag. Got really fucked up and fuzzily remember him prone boning me with his little dick while he grunted in my ear. I think he tried to suck me off too but I was probably too fucked up to cum. Woke up on the couch the next day and just left.

The wife and I got into a fight and I went to a hotel for the night. Got really horny and decided to post an ad on doublelist. Dude comes over, bends me over and fucks my virgin ass till we both cum at the same time. It was ok, kinda hot. Definitely would do it again.

He got off but he didn't ejaculate. We were too little for that yet.

Fucked a bi girl in the bootyhole.

>got jebaited by a trap and 'she' only let me know after she'd blown me
>ended up fucking her doggy and after a lot of persuasion she convinced me to let her fuck me
>she pinned my knees up against my chest in missionary and stretched me open
>at some point during this she managed to slip the condom off and finished in my ass