Rekt thread

nerve gas

Fart smarter, not harder.

Of course I know its nerve gas but the new guy was asking.

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“New” guy? Bro I’ve postin up in this mug before YO ass was introduced to tha net. You are tripping homie!

Fukn retard lol

Nice I was waiting for you to start rekt thread. Good job.

Lol. New fags always say that shit.

How could he know he was about to be the victim of a classic nerve gas attack

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What the fuck? Did that take out half his leg lol?

happy to be of service. changed computer bc old one got fried, I lost my rekt collection so I'm starting new

nah, he had some mild injury but he recovered after a while, can't remember what or where i read it though

the whole computer got fried?, you can simply take out the hard drive..

it didn't. high pressured water can do that tho

Wow, this does not look like an accident

I don't know how to do that lol. Most of my things are backed up in the cloud, only things I lost are some porn I can easily get again and my Yea Forums shitposting folder

Thank you user. Now I'm happy again

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I don't know how many times I've lied about losing my X folder (porn, rekt, reaction, celeb, etc), simply because there was pressure to have one here.

It's okay user, you don't have to lie anymore. We know that your computer didn't get fried.

fkin degenerate

love how he sneaked behind the woman for cover kek

Trips then dubs checked.
Lost.

Help me populate this thread

I'm not the user claiming his computer got fried, and i don't have a porn and a celeb folder, don't really care about these things
i honestly can help you if you're willing to take pictures, this is lego tiered shit

test

no

#F!zMtgSAJA!nE6Gj2ZgQNNqRkrP7opJ_w

working on repopulating it, this time on the cloud

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Medfag here. He deaded

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thanks doctor fag

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Shut up faggot roody poo

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daaaamn

I gibs Argentina rex niggers

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not for cover faggot, hes hiding the fact that hes pulling a gun, notice how he doesn't stand behind the woman while shooting

Chyna rex

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Head sliced...watch rex

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Lulz

Being this new, nigga' i ain't share anything today, fuck your MEGA, last one from me

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Niggers get blasted rex

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nah man, i was curious so i checked the actual vid, the madlad actually gets up and walks

I would've missed it if it weren't for that arrow. Thanks user!

Rex mah cawk to dis

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It's funny how the body assumes that posture after sudden brain trauma.

Meat bag

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Wtf story?

Fuck you faggot I've been on here way longer than you have cunt

Do sho my knee grow. This is me driving my family to the market

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even the dog gave him a bite kek

Nerve gas application...rex

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Looks like Hiroshima in there

sorry mr. fbi sir

For the rest of her life she was known as the baton rapist. Lost all of her friends and family.

Nerve gas is flammable

Hippo attack rex

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Suicide or just dumb as fuck?

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too stupid to live tbh

Faggit. She got mad props for that shit. This is nigfer poo country. Only in America will you lose friends like you imply.

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faggot

Confirmed 5 years +

kek cant believe they made me lsoe

Brazil deaded robber

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Nerve gas

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MOar nerve gas rex

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Look at her friends pull her off after. They were disgusted. Only apes like you wouldn't be able to see that.

nah, not a faggot m8, it's a niggerfaggot (you) faggotnigger lyin dumfuck

This goddamn nerve gas... It's everywhere

Nerve gas rext

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thats just the fencing response you idiot. It happens when the brain hits the skull too hard, it certainly doesnt mean death. Kys

how is this rekt tho

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Yes sir. Watch rex gas in action

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Triggers Americans safety. No seatbelt, airbags, or loicense. Kek

love how the skin around his eyes darkens.

Clearly a gas leak

Wheres that webm in which a guy cuts his penis and then eats it ?

It is concealing the draw, and good practice. It gives the assailant less time to react to you having a weapon if they do not get to see you reaching for it.

Any porn rekts?

Let's experiment on you shall we. Let me mallet you over your stupid head and see if you wake up. Faggit

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They don't have a fire extinguisher?
I would NEVER agree to work there

That's why you flip the breakers before doing electrical work.

still a faggot

Nothing of value was lost

You are retarted sir. That is nerve gas. Again rex

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Are you joking? Look at that rack! What a waste.

Okay... Why Noone gives a fuck?

Nerve gas

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Porn rext

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This guy actually survived. But had to recieve CPR so dunno if he became fully functional again.

Are u a wizard?

Every time

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please god no

Nah, OP is a faggot.

nicest thing you could do to help him would have been to kill him as quickly as possible, theres no coming back from being dipped in molten steel.

bc lulz

Brazil poo loo rex

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kek

Street art

Or you could just open the knot like a normal faggot

Fuck bikefags

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Full vid? She's hot

top kek

Hnnnggggg my tiddy rex

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how dare you

This one with sound is dope

Bike rext murica!!

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Nigger rex

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>hurr durr I got a medical thign wrong now I angergyy!!

Chyna safety rex

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i hate those guys, always in the middle of the road. entitled pricks. should have gone over the fucker

nice titties would fuck 10/10

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response

Here ya go brainlet.

Yes fuck them. Annoying fags

sry, i'm 12 and wut is this?

but did he die

Ofcourse he didnt you retard what kinda question is that

... why

one without an answer you fucking dip. if it was strong enough to suck his entire body inside, it kept going past his neck, there is a chance he died. fucking smart guy faggot.

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reported dumb fucker

kekekekeek

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is he strangling a baby?

God shes so fucking pretty.

OMG is he ok?

Mods

Fake and gay.

Well-worth the price of admission!!

Where is this from? Want moar!

fuck

story?

Thats how the machine works its a tanning booth. You fucking moron. He had his tanning tape ready and everything.

Buy buy my nigga!

That man will receive 1/000th the pay-out a Negro verbally insulted by a cop will receive.

OMG was he ok?

Oooh noo, now i'm 1,2 and wut is this?

Nerve gas

Screw all you newbies. I was enthralled by the Cuban Missile Crisis as we made plans to evacuate to a safer locale far from the premiere nuclear weapons research facility within the USA.

That gas set his ass on fire. That must be some good ass Russian made shit.

Lynching?

no shit sherlock

He's very lucky men, there were no dogs in that moment of accident.

So fucking sick. Can't unsee

reported this too faggot!

Pit bulls should be banned.

He wasnt gonna die right away it doesnt take two seconds to go find a bludgeon

People always walking with their phones

...

their owners should be shot. I can believe some dog breeds are more aggressive than others, all it takes is discipline and a firm-handed owner.

apollo 1 knows what happened
pure oxygen environment

NO!

KILL ALL PIT BULL OWNERS THEN KILL THEIR BEASTS!!!!

Prolly a peado that got caught or a kidnapper

>Oh no! That guy's getting such a severe electric shock that he's catching fire!
>Better fucking suffocate him too, jut to make sure
I know you have to be a dumb third worlder to connect scaffolding to powerlines but damn, that's a step above

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Keeping it going

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He stoped dropped and rolled too late they always do.

Osha

This reminds me of dark souls 3 somehow

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That... THING may be cute now, but if they KEEP FEEDING IT it's going to grow into a diabolical man-eating beast demon monster

is that a baby?!

single mother tossed it in the street most likely or still born. Pigs are street cleaners there.

I am very very happy any time I witness another feral, bestial Negro death. Inside the USA make me happiest by far. But a Negro death anywhere is an advancement for the human species. It is time to make that sub-species extinct. The world will be a far better place for civilized folks.

first innocent guy: oh shit i may be dead

second innocent guy: *runs in fast* here have a second gun!

bad guy: let go of it if you want me to hav

first innocent guy: got a trophy today. im gonna run outside and yell

they are reproducing at a far greater rate than they are dying

youtube comment tier bullshit

Kys

Yeet

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unfortunate truth

That's a pygmy hippo. They're pretty chill.

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Can someone big brain explain how this nerve gas works.

i coulda been that nigga
i was once in laos
its 9 pm so the whole town is sleeping
chased by 2 stray dogs who mad/hungry
screaming for help
but all windows stay black
also, recovering from ankle injury so shitty runner
100% sure these niggas gonna catch me and and tear me to pieces
theres no weapons, nothing, everything is 100% clean
nothing u can use as a weapon, no stone, no nothing
thinking, is this how im gonna fucking die
just because some nigger wanted to rip me off more (and lied that buses don't go to any city near by (cheaper tickets) where u could have arrived before its "night"
easily top 20 scariest moment of my life
being chased by those fucking stray dogs

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I believe the gentleman learned a valuable lesson that day.

lol

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The video is called 'Pantsing Sleepover with Anabelle Pync and Little Mina' and that looks like it's from the preview, I can't find the full video

Either the start or sudden end of a relationship. See the sequel for the dramatic conclusion.

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its china retard
im gonna guess the people dont have many choices for where they work. theyre just gonna take what they can get

Omg did he broke his neck?
Pitt bulls are so vicious..

Why is rex?

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Yeah well if they were good in there previous life they wouldn't of been reincarnated in China.

that's a german shepard you retard

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did you see the pitbull driving the lorry? So vicious.

This needs to be seen with sound, so many WSHH vine comp videos/memes with it.

this guy got dubs

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some insight...... my family used to help baby bird that broke their wing or something..95% died but sometimes one would live. they werent scared of people or dogs and this is exactly what happened to it

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Talk shit = get hit.

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Gon suck to have to explain cause of death

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A classic

Cool filename. Rex in da hissy

Fucking china

omg please tell me this only happens in China because I'm starting to get really scared of escalators

My fucking sides!

IIII CAAAAANTTT HEAAARR

Kill all Negroes. Humanity needs to advance without the impairment of those feral, bestial sub-human filth.

Dont you the fucking ching clearly searming the stairs this is china

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i dont understand how NOBODY THINKS TO FUCKIN KICK OR HIT THE DOG?!

Im tarded

He must really suck at that game.

Rex my cawk. Beat it like it owes me money...

Imagine you were taking a shit in that, kek

take this to >>/pol/

Cool
Combo. Cheap Lada, drunk Russian, crash. Syka blyat

Oh I just noticed one of the men in this video has a full beard, can't be China

God I fucking hate white boomers. such vile humans

No you stupid prick, I barely fucked normal hookers to even find a ching hooker.

Cool story bro. Join the crusade to kill all pit bull owners and their feral beasts.

Love seeing people get misted

I watched the full version of this argument and still don't get what it was about, can anyone translate from skank to English?

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Bet you didnt even try to look

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We could just breed em into a chiwawa like size

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They will remember that night forever.

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Based

Confirmed fake

Footlose prequel

Nah, he was hurt from the friction burn though.

The thing was sickly and suffering. He had no other expedient method. I suppose he could've grabbed the neck and swung it like a Mexican grandmother with an old hen.

We doing our best famalam.
Moar niggers rex

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Entombed for life until death creeps in. The stench faded away in a few weeks.

Gotcha fam. Rex

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wow, dude tried to rob a store with 2 concealed carry holders in it
welp, that's one way to take a bite out of crime

footloose ethnic edition

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>Sees a nigger at the door
>Hand goes straight to his holster
This is how you survive an encounter with feral nogs

that's almost zen like, user

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Nah this is the wiz

kek he actually got hit to mock her video, lad.

Proper method. Make absolutely sure the foul abomination sub-species filth is dead. The more dead Negroes the better. Should be large rewards for killing Negroes.

"Don't jaywalk, it's dangerous"
Some learn by reading
Others learn by bleeding

Heavy weapons user always win trades.

Word. Street smart 101. watch niggers hands as he opens door. My hand would be on Glock. But das rasis

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kek, nice bro

>the madlad actually gets up and walks
Ambulo mortis, pretty common condition in such a case.

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Lost

Based crime fighting firefighters.

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Clip?
kill yourself.

Nah, he reaches down cause he saw the guy looking in the door hiding his face with the hoodie.

uhh, thats not a condition dude

Stupid shit, he did that perfectly

Found the nigger

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It's a decoy used to scare other birds away you troglodyte. It doesn't even flap its wings when it gets decapitated? Retard

the twin towers fell faster than that dude

Andrea Rosu

dumb as fuck, reminds me 100m runners tilting their head to cross first the line

why would a decoy move its leg, there is no way it can balance itself on 2 legs and walk, but believe whatever stops the tears

The White Psychopath
VS
The Chinese Psychopath

which is worse?

tfw you think life is gta

It had been hit by a golf ball, the guy was putting it out of its misery, but hes still a faggot for having fun doing it and filming it.

>decoy
You fucking moron.

More rob rex

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Omg, he was EUTHANIZING the bird???
OMG, I didn't KNOW
He's a HERO...….

Unfortunate

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Too much bla blah blah...let's post fap fap fap

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That guy it's like yeah yeah mi turn is over me out

Learn English before you try to be smart. Brainlet.

The old Abner Louima treatment.
Love it!

What the fuck was she thinking?

Noives vs guns. Poos attack cop office

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Balloons filled with nerve gas over a major city wtf

Oh shit. Oldfag spotted. Lol. Yea. I remember the closet broomstick on ole louima. He got paid I think.

>ugh, I don't want to wait 10 seconds, I've got to get there now! And I'm sure I can make it

Gas so spicy he needs a drink

Man this is the saddest way to die.
Not only nerve gas, water.

how much can a golf ball do to you, those things weight practically nothing, don't they?

Big kahuna fex

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Any more hot women being beaten?

must be suicide right?

Go grab the nearest dictionary and look up "euthanasia" for me and tell me what it says, mega-brainlet

It must have taken him half the day to call up all there wives and ask if he could see boobs now they are single.

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No one is this retarded.

Woosh

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

I meant about you failing at English/sarcasm, not the word Euthanasia kek. ENGRISHH NOT GOOD

She does porn, but I cant fucking remember what her name is. Anyone remember who she is? I remember her being russian or Ukrainian.

A golf ball at terminal velocity is about 70MPH it would fucking wreck a swans tiny neck.

GF backtalked me. Either a punch in the face or no tickets to cruise ship. You can see what decided

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No, she looks so pure. So wholesome. Dont tell me shes a whore.

Emily Bloom

fake, shes not a body pillow.

Is that a "Wings Over Columbus" sign in the background? Man somebody must really hate the state of Ohio to post separate webms from the Cincinnati zoo to this one here. Are you predicting a mass habbening? Should I contact the FBI for a false flag?

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kek'd hard

Just found her. Her name is Emily Bloom. She has a pornhub page.

Yes.
A baby with a mouth full of adult teeth.
Because that's a thing.

What the fuck

Looks a bit mexican are you sure?

Thanks

*vignettes of a long life with her fade from vibrant colours to dull ashen tones*
>The pale blue light from my computer screen refocuses my eyes, images of her laid naked on beds posing for drooling animals with cameras. Time to die.

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Chinese villager
Vs chinese psycopath

Lol!!!! they got shot!!!

Oh my god what a fucking beast

>implying all chinese people arent insect people with no emotions anyway.

wait until you see her interrace sets, anough to depress a buddhist

why?

kek is that Ned Bigby from neds school survival guide?

Emily Bloom

weak pimp hand

>*vignettes of a long life with her fade from vibrant colours to dull ashen tones*
>>The pale blue light from my computer screen refocuses my eyes, images of her laid naked on beds posing for drooling animals with cameras. Time to die.
This deserves quote. Have a wholesome gf. Mine, we were just goofing around

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YEET

Uff .yes it's been posted faggit. Fuck off

Lol. Rext!!!

Shut the fuck up, nigger loving cuck. Explain why subhuman trash that does nothing but rape, murder, steal, sells and does drugs,deserve anything but rope.

slow draw rodriguez

Here. You got saved from heart ache

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hatred of jews

Yeah probably not your girlfriend.